Why is this clip more exciting than the entirety of Avengers: Endgame?

fucking love that victory belly-slide he does

Penguins have to do a deep dive to propel themselves on the ice so it would have had to do quite a tiresome swim to get back on the ice.

And how the fuck would he get back up on the ice, faggot?

What is it about these stupid animals that makes them so entertaining? It's like they were built for television.

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Kino shot.

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why do penguins live such tragic lives

It's that they're so cute but live in such an inhospitable environment.

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>leftists are afraid all this ice is gonna melt due to the world's temperature going up a few degrees
lol

That's some top notch editing and cinematography

It is.

dae really really hate popular things??
lets have an upvote party!!

>once more into the grey
>the last good fight I'll ever know
>live and die upon this day
>live and die upon this day

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Because real life is always more interesting than capeshit, no matter how mundane.

h-he was better in the next episode r-r-right?

Don't call them stupid

man. what a fucking legend. I really need to get my life back in control

He look so fucking proud.

how do you think they normally do it?

youtubemultiplier.com/5c682f6076785-penguin-unbreakable-for-tv.php

youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y
But why?

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because it doesn't look like CGI rendering

Because he had to walk a different path

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kino

>When he's finally had enough of your manlet jokes

seeing them almost run like that on their bellis makes me want them to evolve into quadrupeds. think about it, quadruped birds!

That was fucking intense.. wow.

He'd get eaten by a seal.

This CGI is crazy good! R-right?

>Whatever a penguin does has individuality, and he lays bare his whole life for all to see. He cannot fly away. And because he is quaint in all that he does, but still more because he is fighting against bigger odds than any other bird, and fighting always with the most gallant pluck.

>chicks = Yea Forums
>petrel = trannies
>adelie = /pol/

They live free and happy in the biome they were adapted to.
You post on Yea Forums

is leftist synonymous with scientist now?

Do not go silently into that dark night
Rage, rage, rage against the dying of the light

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Spoiler: The penguin makes it to the other side

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I don't want these feelings user

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I'm literally tearing up right now.

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fucking manlets, when will they learn?

>Asian tourists in Europe.webm

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Have a good day

>retards see this
>muh feels so sad
>eat dead animals two minutes after
Imagine if you weren't such fucking pieces of shits. Stop being a hypocrite

Now that's a good sequel

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It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday, it seems we're wastin' away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I drive all night just to get back home
I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're all alone all you do is think
I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted (wanted) dead or alive
Wanted (wanted) dead or alive

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Tips*

>*dies*
lol

Reminded me of that android that said he had seen lazers and then goes "Time to die" and dies. Very funny, laughed hard.

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great redemption arc

its because they are retards, just like we love mocking losers in here.

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Isn't this the colony where almost no penguins managed to successfully breed the second year in a row now due to global heating?

*super mario 64 race music intensifies*

this made me cry
why can't humanity be like this
we should never have evolved

we are the penguin

the mountain is memes

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You can feel compassion towards animals while eating them. The same way you can enjoy some still life art while eating an apple.

Manlets, when will they learn?

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I imagine them all doing the "hut hut hut" thing that soldiers do in like Blues Brothers

But it's a hoax!

flamingos are cunts I fucking hate flamingos never post this again

CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE

1- Wait for the webm to load
2- Open this: youtu.be/XN8gPvX48p4?t=157
3- Play the webm

You are welcome.

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what a dumb bird lmao, does he not know what death is?

Actually he had been eating so much Jell-O that the poor guy was tuckered out and needed some rest.

>it's a thinly veiled fauna kino thread
molto bene

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seething soiboy

Penguins are too pure for this world

penguins are the kino of birds.

I hope he found what he was looking for.

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Fucking can't wait for the Double Hop sequel

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There is tension and you care about the protagonist despite knowing nothing about them just because they're likable

what are some movies about pointless hopeless suuffering & finding the meaning in that suffering

GO LITTLE BRO GO GO GO!!!!!

bitch get out the way
get out the way bitch

lole that dog got yeeted on

Rush Limbaugh tells his audience that the "four quarters of dishonesty" are "government, academia, science and media"

Poor little chick frozen solid. Somehow that's the worst part.

tell that to the ice

the "bro" isn't even breathing, he is dead

He knew where he was needed most

the virgin puddle versus the chad emperor

Jesus on the cross

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in awe at the size of the lad on the right. absolute unit. I'm sure he later became the hero's dumb but strong and kind sidekick.

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Fucking penguin kino. Penguino.

Humanity is like this. And also like the bird that's attacking. And the ones cowering in the back waiting for someone to save them.

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Based Danny Devito

Someone post the webm of the penguin getting fucked to death by the lion seal in front of all the other penguins

kek

fuck dogs

No it's not.

>dat strut
Fucking kek.

he sounds like an idiot.

delightful

It sure is. This breaks my heart.

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what? those are all females

>when your white friends are in trouble and you need a reference for a better apartment

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what a cutie. im sure it could jump around into the snow, but it wants to be tossed in by master

we were like that when were retarded cavemen

that petrol that was terrorizing the group, now is extinct, we tamed the wolves and raped the mammoths and sabertooth tigers.

We made nature our bitch, and we stomp on her nowadays because she is shit and can't do anything about it. We live in the payback time after a millennia of slavery against the world, we finally control it.

What percentage of the colonies crime does he commit?

He is part of the media, aka one of the four quarters of dishonesty

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>Binary Sunset intensifies

Why would you call him a good boy before throwing him out of a plane?

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You do realize we're killing ourselves in the process right? Is that what we're aiming for here? Burning our own house?

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>You want them? Well come and get them!

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>that last part squawking at the solo dude
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? A JELLY DONUT?

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>temperature going up a few degrees
A few degrees would be unequivocal doom, fractions of a degree is worth being concerned about (not that any leftist response is going to be worth anything). Yearly temperature fluctuations aren't the same thing as mean increases.

The webm of the baby penguin literally getting it ass eaten out by a seagull would be worse.

SEAL'd

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Retrievers are literally the fucking best breed. So loyle and cute.

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okay, *lass then. how do you tell them apart?

Man this interracial porn craze is getting out of control desu

Fuck women and fuck nature

are you retards blind that is another goat not a dog

It's -1 Celsius if it goes up 2 degrees to +1 all the ice would melt

>I just need... To rest my eyes...

that "manlet" is kicking that lanky faggots ass and got him running for his life

no way

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Here, 4chin wont let me post above 3mb:
webmshare.com/play/rgw1n

Don't be a fag, user

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big pimpin

Was it rape?

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so they crushed it? why? seems like wasted energy on their part, just don't feed it and it dies on its own.

Yes

>"dogbro i know you're trying to help but this would be easier if you stopped jumping up at me"

Holy shit

>TI4 hub
wish we could turn back time

*blocks your path*

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What's the best nature doc? Life or planet earth? Or maybe our planet?

can adelie and emperor penguins crossbreed?

post the kidnapping fight

They were chickless adults that wanted a kid. Their over eagerness killed the chick.

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A leopard seal was in the water waiting

SEALEDRAW.COM

>black emperor penguin

WE

me and this cat can beat up everybody on this board

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It looks like someone had already shat on him before, look at him, he was already covered in shit.

Was that bird the designated toilet of the colony?

>american cat

damn...

He's got somewhere he needs to be

This is just begging for shitposting text

Apparently he's refusing to leave the nest, so they just keep shitting on him until he fucks off.

kino

Does anyone have the one of the black Pomeranian doing a little dance as he gets his hair trimmed

hahaha it's like a fucking dark souls boss intro

seriously fucked up

you'd think they would evolve a way to shit in a low arc so they're not standing in their own shit but also don't shit on anyone else.

My parents may eventually try that one with me to get me to move out

you see my good rapecel *slaps belly* the animals I eat, it's a mercy to kill 'em cause they live such horrible lives, that eating em is honoring them. *BORRRRRPPPP*

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Now this is cinematography

No one gets left behind

was this a documentary about shitting?

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Don't play with your food Jimmy

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that's based

but how are those cameara men not afraid of them? they got big teeth, also an Orca pack could show up any second and murder everyone there.

WE
WUZ
EMPERORZ

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but why?

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i dont think there are any recorded wild orca attacks on humans

what a little shit

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what that fuck was that thing?

>australians vs jannies

>the shot that lands on a penguins head and wakes him up

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Global warming. Aka the chinese hoax that has gone too far.

mothers came back from the hunt & found their child dead so the fight for someone for theirs

I think it's a researcher by herself. There is a video where she talks about taking the clip, and IIRC the Leopard seal kept bringing the penguin to her as food. He kills him eventually for her, and even drives another seal away to protect her.

Left the stove on.

youtu.be/UmVWGvO8Yhk

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>stalingrad, 1943

It's a white one

Real human bean

and a real hero

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>ywn have a leopard seal waifu to feed you dead penguins

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No, the .webm I am thinking of the Pomeranian was black.

They live a defiant existence in the most harsh environment on the planet. Penguins might not be as striking as a lion or as beautiful as a wolf, but they're tough little bastards and thats what makes them so admirable.

Based penbro. No dirty opportunistic bird is going to kill him. He dies on his own terms, like every man should.

KEEP THE GORE OUT OF THIS THREAD

heem sleepy

I bet this is how star wars wishes their character reveals went.

>I think it's a researcher by herself
is she cute?

HE FUCKEN DID IT WHAT A BOSS

No they're not. I can see why you're confused - they're all grey while the other penguin that comes in to help is black.

The grey ones are Emperor penguin chicks. The black one is a mature Adelie penguin. That's why the clip is so interesting - an adult of one species of penguin is protecting the chicks of another.

most reddit bird in existence.

tfw love all the david attenborough shows but fall asleep like 20 minutes into them

chicks are females

It's sad that it's humans that cause this. Those penguins all have food poisoning because humans dump raw sewage directly into their feeding grounds.

It's not that scientists are dishonest as much as it is that the people funding them want very specific 'data'.

I think the worse part would be that someone took a shit on it's side.

based and flatpilled.

>fuck off im trying to eat here lad
>oh you're not leaving...?
>here you can have some too
>eat it bro
>bro please
>bro eat it just eat it i'm doing everything i can here
>EAT THE PENGUIN LAD JUST EAT IT
>scares away another seal so she can keep him for herself

literally a sea dog

koksal baba

A rat. Cat wasn't expecting it to be aggressive. This is why you don't run from predators in the wild, standing your ground confuses the fuck out of their hunting instincts.

>w-why are you doing this?
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE PENGUIN

>I'm so badass I'll just take a nap in the middle of my natural predators.
How can one ice-chicken be so based?

This warms my cold heart

I expected him to check his phone and turn around, because there's no other way to turn around in public without looking like an idiot.

the zoom in the camera does reminds me of the zoom in the camera does in age of ultron when the robots are flying away with the truck

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

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is that a vampire bat? penguins must be in South America somewhere then?

>all these fucking weebs running with their arms pointing backwards

youtube.com/watch?v=IvkfpgjBt5k

global warming is just that bad now

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>CC RIDER
>OH SEE, WHAT YOU HAVE DONE NOW

Not quite, global rising temperatures have allowed the bat to migrate further north.

rightist is just synonymous with "bootlicker who would rather learn to swim than put a quota on piggie to stop him making so much capital."
Because you know, muh trickle down! (America is a third world country run by oligarchs)

Too bad they're like velcro meaning you have to be home 90% of the time or have a job where they can tag along.

Nope. All penguins live in the southern hemisphere bro.

Why are animals so kino.

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>the Chad slide vs the virgin stride

Entry level pleb pics. BBC Attenborough docs go back to the 70s.

The Hunt is the best one.

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

white dog's burden rufus... white dog's burden

>that one nodding and egging the bird on while hiding behind the tough one

youtube.com/watch?v=iK0QiSiAYds

Peru.

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>Attenborough
Fuck that propagandist.

that obvious sigh or exhalation when as lies down.. fuckkk

idk if these retards are vegans or just niggers that hate animals

Guess you could say his fate is sealed.

thank god it was wholesome

Well, yeah, the south of south america is really close to the south pole. Hence the penguins.

?

>Hey your movies are too violent, censor them okay? Boop!
>Hey your movies are too sexual, censor them okay? Boop!
>Hey practical effects are too time-consuming, use CGI instead okay? Boop!
>Hey you have too many white male actors, fix that okay? Boop!
>Hey, Brie Lars-
>REEEEEEEEEE!

Fooking hell

can women understand penguins?

Penguins live across the Southern Hemisphere, doesn't need to be near the South Pole. There are penguins in Africa and Australia.

Such majestic creatures.......

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>despite being 0.1% of the colony

>humans cause every bird to liquid shit like they have for thousands of years

lel

Animals on farms, even hellish factory farms, live an arguably better life than those that get eaten alive by a predator at any time. That shit is agonizing and merciless.
The only animals that die of old age are generally those in zoos.

He can swim..

That CHAD slide when he escapes

Good. Fuck penguins

BAHAHHAHAHAHA THE PENGIUIN FELL

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I know it's not the same penguin but I want to believe it is.

agreed i wish i was strong enough to be vegan/vegetarian

boyz didnt back him up they did him dirty

>thank god it was wholesome
*CHINA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

>when manlets even have a place in the pecking order

Truly the most kino species to grace the earth

kino

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I've heard that sometimes rats get brain parasites that fuck with their ability to register threats because the parasite wants to get eaten by a larger animal. Either the rat had one of those, or it was just stupid. Worked out for the rat either way.

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absolute chad

based

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK

>/pol/
fuck off russcuck you're just a nigger

that scene is about how penguins launch their shit to fend off vampire bats but sometimes they miss and hit their own.

Is it true otters rape the dead?

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youtube.com/watch?v=uZo0g8k8OkM

>I gotta return some video tapes

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Tea and I didn't even watch either.

do frogs feel emotion? it fucking looks like he changes perosnalities for a second

I wish it would be legal to eat vegans

All sentient beings feel emotion.

Anyone have previous context of how he got hurt and all bloody?

This penguin was born to struggle. He was supposed to die young but he beat the odds and will continue to do so until his natural death.

Never heard this one before!

>frog
>sentient

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Why are they bothering the frogs? :(

They waddle around on 2 feet and live in a society, I think they vaguely remind of of ourselves which makes them relatable, and they live in a very harsh environment which makes it riveting. And then they're just cute which ties it all together.

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i just never consider frogs are part of the "sentient beings" category. most mammals above rat size, sure.

Most animals are.
They're not sapient though

Fucking pottery.

did he die?

Most every animal with a nervous system qualifies as sentient. It means a thinking, feeling animal. It doesn't mean the frog is self-conscious or even self-reflective. He has biological self worth protecting, so emotions come in handy.

Anything with a nervous system is sentient, including fish.

3% HIT

velly slide is for victory

he isn't helping him
he just wanted the stick

reminder that Global Warming will do everything in his power to destroy this

>5'10 vs 6'0

I saw the youtube clip once. That penguin got attacked by a leopard seal but managed to escape, but even then it was mortally wounded and didn't realize it was going to die no matter what.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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that absolute brave boy with the staraptor soul, hats off

Our planet a shit, although still better than most shit
Planet earth 2 is amazing but I have a soft spot for both blue planets

can't be an actually dangerous waterfall or the owner would have helped his dog rather than filming.

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