/got/ Littlefinger is still alive edition
Azor Jon
Azor Jaime
azor bad pussy
azor bron
our guys
>Tywin
>Jaime
>Davos
>Stannis
>Jorah
>Thorne
>Edd
>Bobby
>Roose
>Legend
>Ramsay
>Qyburn
>CHADfish
>RADmure
>LittleFinger
>Nightking
The show would still be based if D&D didn't character assassinate them.
How can you even build a functioning army with the ironborn, they're so unruly and disloyal, just look at what happened in the surrender of Winterfell and Moat Cailin ?
Azor Claim Your Wife
When you really think about it, Robert was actually a massive cuck
Brienne is so fucking ourgirl
bros...
Azor Old Nan
AZOR JAIME
when they did that promo...holy fuck that was so fucking comical.
Tywin is my favorite character of the whole ASOIAF universe. Sure he's a meanie doodoo head on the surface, but if you look at his actions and his past, you'd realize just how based he is.
How come there aren't any Azor Branfags?
oh yes he looks dead as fuck
nah
my guy had like a thousand kids. He outcucked Cersei so hard.
Yara and ole No-Dick tell them they cant be naughty anymore cuz dragon QWAIN said so.
HERE'S THE WESTEROSI PARLIAMENT
ALL HAIL KING STANNIS!
Claiming her yet once more
because he is literally the 3er
WHERE
ARE
THE
LEAKS
gib leak pls
Stannis cannot get enough votes to be crowned King. We have to vote again.
Why does Danerys not react when she realizes Viserion has been turned into a zombie ice dragon? Isn't she the Mother of Dragons, why does it seem like she doesn't give a fuck? Why is there barely any sense of terror and panic, especially in episode 1? The Wall has fallen, that's the equivalent of the Earthen sky suddenly splitting in two halves, why is no one affected by this? What was the plan of the White Walkers if they never got control of a dragon?
aaaaAAAGGGGHHHHH
What was this based off of
I am actually second for getting the fuck out of westeros for winter
> cold as fuck
> ice men killing everyone
> no food
> can't even leave your house
Where my Qarth niggas at?
> be me
> chilling in Qarth
> learning sorcery and shit
> shagging magic women and shit
Euron actually has the coolest story out of every character. Travelling the world, seeing Valyria, bringing back valyrian steel plate armour. Why would you cry in winterfell in the freezing cold when you can travel the world and shit
Wait what? Is there a link to the video?
I heard the episode leaked.
the only time they did it right
/got/
Can't the 3 eyed Raven also be Azor Ahai?
Azor Tony
10/10 Frey Pie in a world full of goblins
this is retarded, change robb or mances colour, or both
the strawpoll posted at the start of every thread
he was cucked by cersei AND lyanna
not meeraposter btw
TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS
Fuck off with your gay strawpoll shit. The king would just dissolve Parliament if he didn't like their shit anyway.
>a Stannis-led government with Radmure/Jon/Robb bending the knee to support him
UNSTOPPABLE
we looked for you in the archive
lookie lookie 1/2
>Actual dogs playing direwolves
The nostalgia is real
So you are basically doing more shitting than anything else
No it hasn't you drunken fool.
Lets not fool ourselves youd be rejected at the gates like desitute craven that you are
Yup. Quality isn't that great tho
Euron coup plan detected
lookie lookie 2/2
How many "i serve my queen" moments will be in this episode? i'm guessing 4
Azor Theon or Azor Baelish are the only outcomes that I'd be happy about.
reminder: Quarth is incorrect, the correct version is Qarth
>What was the plan of the White Walkers if they never got control of a dragon?
storm the gates of the wall or make a hole through it.
/ourguy/ wanted me here
FUCK
got dem leaks?
They better give us wight Stannis this episode
>SSSHANSSSHAH
Got the link. Anyone who wants it I will DM you
Or at least killed him with respectable writing. How are these morons getting paid millions by copy/pasting fan fiction into this fucking shit? Oy vey! that's how.
I don't care about quality, post leaks reeeee
youtube.com
one of the first trailers they did ages ago...comical as fuck
Fake, I've seen this shitty screenshot last week.
They went back to that for Ghost this season
>the chad bigger than human CGI Nymeria
>the normal dog size wolflet Ghost
we just cant catch a break bros.
follow me for leaks.
LIKE BAKING A CAKE
IM DYIING NED
>not going to the Summer islands to get laid all the time, observe their dope ship construction method + sailing tech, and get access to their world oldest recorded history + accurate maps
looks like zombie Karl Tanner
looks fake
SEN THE LINK BEFORA PISSSS MEHSELLLLF
OKAY
What halloween tier shit is this?
Just upload it to MEGA like the last time I don't want to wait until after work on Monday to see it.
I miss Roose, bros...
>Snow on the throne
Jon Snow becomes king of a destroyed Westeros confirmed
It's fake phonefag
Low IQ detected
Autism detected
>dat shitty shooped scar
did anyone fall for this
How would he have reacted to the mountain beheading his horse
>58min
try harder
I hope we get some penis and ball jokes tonight. Maybe the Night King will tell one as he's killing Varys then wink at the camera as it starwipes to the next scene
>Littlefinger becomes Lord Stoneheart
kino
Hes the hooded man in WF from the books.
These actually make me pmsl
No way this boomer fag would take on five kingsguard. He'd get dropped like the old fuck he is.
...Qarth.
>Watching Fire and Blood
>So many iconic and kino scenes
How did it go from that to QUIPS
please don't die
At this point I expect canned laughter
I know pic related isn't in the show but I'm still taking her
LANCEL-SAN OREWA WATASHI OMAEWA ORA ORA BANZAI KORE WA NO SAKE WAKE NO OREWARE WA
Holy shit that was cheesy as fuck. It's like they didn't even know what show they made it for.
Kangzguard is trash.
Kangz dropping like flies.
EPIC xD
Take ALL my upvotes, good sir!
Shouldn't you only say watashi if you're female?
inb4 they stream the bar audio into the show for realtime reactions.
>show writers are so retarded they cant remember the one prophecy/vision scene in the whole show and ruin the continuity with pic related
Why are they so fucking incompetent bros
Why was the Hound shitting himself in that scene then?
>wicked sense of humor
I dont speak moonrune dude
I miss him bros
Still more kino than Season 7
Read up on William Marshall you brainlet
I don't think showfags truly understand just how great of a warrior Barry was. Even as an old man, he would fuck 1, maybe 2 of those Kingsguard men up. He might have been over exaggerating his current fighting skills, but he knows those dipshits are nowhere near the warrior he was, and even is to this day even though he's a million years old.
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
>The show would still be based if D&D didn't character assassinate them.
Is there any character who hasn't been completely fucked over by D&D? Some characters have had it worse than others, but I don't think anyone has truly escaped their retardation. Every character is a one dimensional shell of what they used to be and what they are in the books.
damn shes so cute.
i want to go to italy or something and get a wife like her
all that inbreeding made all the bongs subhuman
I tell a joke.
It's all so tiring
>Jaime dies defending Brianne, "It's the least I could do for a woman of power"
>Bear Loli defends entire crypt against a few wights
>showdown with night king, "No Man can defeat me!"
>Danny shows up "I'm no man!" and slays with MUH DRAGONS
>battle won they march to Kings Landing
>argument about how to engage the Lannisters
>Sansa tries weighing in, someone hushes her
>Jon Snow tells them they NEED Sansa on the council and it's about time they listened to women for a change
>Brianne and Bear Loli lead armies that cleverly destroy the Lannister army
>Danny declares they should not kill Cersei as that is too barbaric, telling Jon Snow that the Old Way is just that - Old
>Victory ensues, Jon Snow is declared king as is his right
>he declines the throne to Danny saying the time of men was saved by women, and that it's "Their turn to lead now"
DIRECTED BY DnD!!!!!
Claimed
The ones lucky enough to not be included
He wouldn't be buying from Satriale's for a few weeks
butterface tho
this is the worst photoshop job I've ever seen man, cum on step it up.
Ros' rack>Karstark's rack
dude that vision from season 2 was only put in as an excuse to bring back jason momoa so that D&D could go drinking with him
It was never intended to have any thematic or narrative significance
Why does the Hound wear Kingsguard armor in S1E10?
Why did Sansa save Baelish when they interrogated her after her aunt's death? Stupid cunt
100% pozpilled
>William Marshall
based history poster
FORESHADOWING
What the fuck i swear it was in the books too
The hound can do whatever the fuck he wants
Reminder of the reddit leak for deaths from last week
>Jorah
Dies holding the line in a last stand while Lyanna is dragged off by their own men yelling to be let go
>Podrick
Brienne is almost overwhelmed by several wights but he charges in and takes two down before receiving a fatal blow. She ragemodes the rest and holds him as he passes.
>Missandei
When the second army arrives and presses in on Winterfell she is found and killed during the panic of the evacuation
>Beric + Hound
Latter is killed but the former revives him at the cost of himself
>Melisandre
Sets fire to the main hall via magic after the wight horde enters and dies in the flames offering herself up and praying for salvation for mankind
>Gendry
Attacks a Walker with his smithing hammer and a pale of hot coals, speared through the chest and Arya has to put him down before he turns after dispatching the walker
Maester Aemon was lucky enough to die before the rot really set in
Khal Drogo was probably their best work.
pretty easy to not fuck up though
>ape man savage rarrrrr
should i break nofap to this pic?
Yeah she's actually a cunt.
"You killed my aunt Lysa Arryn.
Aye, and you fucking covered it up you undercooked sausage.
I hope Sansa gets what's coming to her one of these days.
>plebbit
I don't watch this shit but I was under the impression jaime was handled well?
You have to go back.
He was made part of the Kingsguard not long after Joffrey became king.
Tell us Lord Renly, when will you be having *your* friend?
She got raped for it so i can't have any anger for her trusting literally the most snakeish person alive
matter of perspective there
Azor Pod
B A S E D
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is he? I haven't watch the last season
-E-excuse me Ser, you got something on your f-face
-That's my scar tissue you dumb bitch
Margaery Tyrell
Is it out yet bros? The new episode
GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED KILLED BY MERYN FUCKING TRANT?
William Marshall was even more bad ass than barristan and didnt die to a couple of knifeman in an alleyway
it was that poster is just retarded it's whole point is to give prophesies/predictions narrative significance
I still don't trust these things after one of them tried to pass Jeyne Westerling as "deeper" than Talisa when she's just a walking vagina for Robb to fuck and kill himself over
Actually Brits are the least inbred group in Europe.
Thank god for that. Imagine what they would look like inbred.
Largely but after his character arc of separating with Cersei, he literally rapes her one last time.
Cersei's like "no no stop" and struggles to get away from him.
It's after Joffrey dies, here's a link.
I mean so is talisa really but the reason behind robb getting with jeyne is deeper than the reason why Robb gets with Talisa
>handled well
Acted well. Nikolaj is wonderful and it's a real shame he hasn't been given better material. Jaime's writing and characterization has been a dumpster fire since season 5.
Has anyone noticed how the Hound ain't wearing proper armor anymore? Inb4 he is mortally wounded cos he doesn't have armor and Arya makes a reference to Trant just before she mercy kills him
Best insult in the show.
patrician
Typically the ones who call brits inbred and pakis and poos which is the pot calling the kettle black
The worst part is, I can actually see this happening
He's the only real character besides Ned and Bobby.
Getting word on HBO Sweden might have leaked the episode
Not rape, just a poor adaptation of the scene by the extremely talented dabid
>get BTFO in a bet
>make a silly quip to try to feel in charge
That's one of those "her mouth said no, but her body said yes" situation
no
>can't even formulate a proper sentence
inbred bong confirmed
Yeah I have no problem with you liking the subplot in the books more but Talisa is objectively more fleshed out than Jeyne, who is literally just "i love Robb gimme babbies". I unironically had someone on the subreddit try to tell me that Jeyne was a "living, breathing character with her own facets and motivations"
There's liking the books more than the show and then there's literally eating GRRM's farts
What are some other Nikolaj kinos?
According to NCW and Lena Headey they filmed the scene with the idea is was consensual and it seems like the directors/editors fucked it up.
Hey anons someone was talking about "Season 5 leaks" earlier in the week. I wasn't able to shitpost for most of that season as I was in a place that didn't have consistent internet for me (protip: Africa is shit don't work there for any reason). Anyway, what were they talking about? Did a bunch of episodes leak early at once or what?
4 screener episodes were leaked back then
Urgh
>Night King will resurrect all the legendary Starks from the crypt to fight for him
Ready for EDO TENSEI next episode?
Yes, 3 episodes iirc.
>You look like a fookin ballsack, ugly, look at your stupid cunt face.
/r/ing littlefinger spurdo sparde
you know the one
How strong was Barristan in the books?
>misspell are into and
>retarded third worlder cannot understand sentence because one word is off
Retarded paki
>was
he's still alive in the books
>people celebrating Dany not getting to rule when we'll just get SHANSHA instead
it's even worse in some ways
based, I love when screeners release shit early. I made like $200 in weed money selling DVD screeners of American Gangster in college like a month before it hit theaters.
Yeah. I can agree that the setup for Jeyne in the books works better in the sense Robb comes across as less of a retard if it was one drug addled, impulsive mistake instead of him falling in lovd but Jeyne is a nothing character who only exosts for Robb to bang and then stick with out of guilt derived from his complex over how Cat treated Jon.
>they killed Barristan off like that because D&D had a hateboner for the actor
Episode leaked
Bran kills the night king
Night King kills theon and rest of Brans trash guards
Night King takes Bran
Bran secretly hid a shard of dragon glass
Stabs Night King just has the wights were about to finish off the remaining forces
Wars over in a glorious domino effect
No I dislike Sansa but I hate Dany, I'd take Sansa over Dany.
I just hope Jon gets the throne, he was given a shit hand and has been in bad situation after another, deserves some R&R and a snazzy castle.
>seething this hard
kek inbred bongs really are fun to bully
How the fuck are the corpses gonna get out from their graves
this was such a well done shot. really simple but great. should've always used this lightning for the throne promos for s8
Both Jeyne and Robb in general are not as prominent in the books and are both a bit more fleshed out in the show. However the circumstances and reasoning behind robb getting with jeyne is infinitely more interesting and deeper than Robb getting with Talisa.
>"The best swordsman that ever lived didn't have a sword?"
>jerking off to pictures
What's this, 1999?
How strong is Barristan in the books?
Yeah, I agree with this.
>u mad bro
Step up your banter rajesh this isnt reddit
Sauce? For pic.
The important part that was she was a Lannister vassal.
D&D wrecked that so they could have a cringe love story.
hggggA
Dead Hound vs dead mountain seems like a good fight
gib link
honestly they have the chemistry but it's just that Robb's an adult here and it makes him look like a fucking moron
Do any fantasy series compare? Or have we peaked?
Reccomend gritty fantasy books please lads
Nikolaj and the micropenis is a good one I hear
>handled well
no. acted and directed well, but not written well. he is a 10/10 character in the books that became a 7/10 character in the show. unfortunately, all the other characters are shit so this makes show jaime look good.
Why won't they just fly the dragons to the lands of always winter?
Then robb gets married under the light of the seven because lmao fuck the north and fuck the old gods
He never asked for any of it
Azor Jaime??
The Witcher novels are alright. Not GoT-tier but pretty good.
so how are they gonna rip off lotr this time?
Top tier despite his age though not at his peak, which was many years ago. Jaime thinks he could beat him, and I emphasise he only THINKS it - he genuinely isn't sure if he could take him. And this is pre-hand loss when he was supposed to be the greatest living swordsman in Westeros, when he solo'd twenty good men before Robb's forces captured him despite being cornered and tired from fighting a battle already.
Leaks here
Got books are trash
Azor Jaime confirmed user. You'll see tonight.
>Italy
Try Israel
Azor Jon.
Would be funny if Dany died, and Jon refuses to take the throne.
Decides to go to Essos to have fun for the next 10 years or so.
Jaime Lannister rides under the Faith of the Seven.
Not that trash religion.
Jon snow making 360 noscope sniper shots at white walkers while he surfs down a staircase on a shield
Who becomes King then?
not even mad
Gendry
In the books yes but not in the show because D&D still didn't know how the story ends at this point and have gone on record saying that they used the HOTU visions as an excuse to bring back Jason Momoa.
>porn here
This. Fucking heathens
>Arya killing a White Walker
this would make me platinum mad
Stannis
Checked
ASoIaF is not mind-blowing literature. It's a small step above Harry Potter.
Jamie?
It'll be with the weapon Gendry made her for pottery
so this is meant to be lyanna reborn? ouch
They could have at least remembered the one fucking future vision in the whole show fuck they are hacks
Last Lyanna was also a potato.
Id honestly be surprised if she didnt kill the night king
You are deluded if you think this won't happen.
Season 8 highlights
- quasimodo does sex scene with poor Gendry
- Lady becomes a Ser
- Jon Snow is short
Do we really need leaks for this shit anymore?
why the fuck are you here then
Reminder that arya is not supposed to be ugly in the books, most characters who are objective mention she is cute. Its Sansa and Jeyne Poole who tease her and call her ugly just to torment her.
In reality only like two people die next episode.
Bronn is /myguy/ above any of those
>Yo Varys you haven't got any balls xD
And Theon calls her horseface
That's why she's literally called Arya Horseface, mate
>The golden company is hiding in the forest and attacks winterfell right after they mostly beat the army of the dead
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN moments with lyanna mormont
>All the good remaining male characters (Jorah, Tormund, Jaime, etc.) all die YAAAAAAS
Search your feelings, you know it will happen.
nigga she's supposed to look like fucking Jon and looks horse-faced enough to pass as a boy
holy shit this as bad as the people claiming Brienne of "literal hormone imbalance" Tarth was an Amazonian beauty and the show made her ugly
Only Theon called her that
To watch got obviously.
Imagine being Rhaegar Targaryen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Lyanna, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your short body and unremarkable face. I would totally start a war for you, against both the northerners and the Others." when all he really wants to do is read another scroll about the prophecy. Like seriously, imagine having to be Rhaegar and not only stand next to Lyanna Stark while she flaunts her curveless body in front of you, the favorable sunshine barely concealing her fat arms and leathery skin, and just stand there, minute after minute, vow after vow, while she agreed to that marriage. Not only having to tolerate her annoying northern accent but also Robert Baratheon marching to the capital, shouting that HE'S STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LYANNA'S BOYFRIEND LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because he's not the one that has to stand there and watch her puffy northern gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Targaryen girls and prostitutes and later Elia Martell for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the boonies in Summerhall. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's covering her dimpled cheeks as she smiles to wink suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to marry her and revel in her "wild (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she practiced so much with her servant girls. And then Lyanna says another vow, and you know you could kill every single person in Westeros before your father could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Rhaegar Targaryen. You're not going to fail the prophecy over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Yeah its mostly the younger character who know her personally that tease her, adults who arent out to tease her remark that she is good looking like her aunt.
Anyone else can relate to Jaime? minus the incest of course
why
AAAAAAAGGHHH.....
Only Sansa, Jeyne and Theon ever called her that. Sansa and Jeyne are teenage girls that think Arya is weird. Theon is just kind of a prick. Catelyn also told Arya she could be pretty if she wasn't such a mess all the time. So we don't actually know if shes ugly or not
1st 3 books were great. Also the first 3 seasons of the show were the best. It's after that when things started to suck.
The Hound will survive and travel south to fight against the Lannisters!
CLEGANBOWL IS STILL HPY AND GO
FUCK HATERS
FUCK DOUBTERS
HYPE IS STILL REAL AFTER 8 SEASONS FAGGOTS
youtube.com
The leaks confirmed the first point but then the NK leads the majority of his firces which were held in reserve on the GC who are trapped against the walls, restocks his army completely on them and the dead Winterfell defenders, and brings down the walls with the dragon as the city falls into chaos and tries to evacuate.
brienne in the books is so fucking ugly it's not even funny
and her fucked up teeth too
Why do you think it's okay to spoil the ending as well as the spin off series? Did you not see the spoiler sticky? Asshole.
got is trash too, though
Dudd little boys and little girls look similar regardless of whether theyre ugly or not, did you read the books and really take the words of teasing children as more valid than mature adults?
>Those cocaine wrinkles
I was gonna call bullshit on the golden company arriving north that quickly, but then I remembered all the fucking teleporting they do
He could have taken all of them easily but the Hound
Don't forget Biter chewing up her face so it's badly scarred too
> the witcher
Low IQ detected
>jon snow
>have fun
pick one
Brienne's teeth are prominent and crooked. Her mouth is wide, her lips are swollen, and her nose has been broken more than once
6'6
and heavier than jamie and renly
IMAGINE
Yes I'm aware but she doesn't dress herself up and she's widely regarded as "meh" compared to Sansa. Masie Williams was a fine chice to play her as a child.
you realize most of the female audience compared this guy to a caveman right
reminder that you are faggot, arya got called horseface,and not once beautiful or cute in the books beside one time from that lady without her child, projecting.
Meanwhile everyone cute or beatiful got called cute or beautiful, multiple times.
Might as well argue that shireen is cute
> jumped up lit fag
You're wrong. It's not about the writing it's about the world GRRM created. Harry Potter literally doesn't compare
Retard detected
no bro you have no clue! in actuality she is cute!
I only have pretended to read the books because reading irl is for faggots, but they are better than the show
When your own mama tells you you COULD be pretty that's a pretty strong hint that you're buttugly
why do they keep pulling her hair back? she'd probably look a lot better with her hair more loose like in season 2-4
Azor hot pie
fucking that too
she was ugly before that as well, but now it;'s another level
Why are there 3 /got/ threads in the catalog?
with the power of dabid
>Brienne is unfeminine in appearance and is considered unattractive by Westerosi standards.[1] She is tall, muscular, flat-chested, and ungainly,[1] with long, shoulder-length brittle straw-colored hair[8] and broad, coarse features that are covered in freckles. Brienne's teeth are prominent and crooked. Her mouth is wide, her lips are swollen, and her nose has been broken more than once
Sounds like a fucking stunner bro
don't you get it bro????
it's a call back to ned xD
when is the episode being leaked
i want to watch it
post it
NOW
>Wait what?
Azor shitmouth
> rhaegar married Lyanna for what she looked like
Reminder that Lyanna was actually canonically very good looking and was wild, intelligent and freethinking
Lyanna was objectively worth starting a war for
people here consider Sophie Turner to be hot. Tells you something
WHO?
Yeah im not saying arya was beautiful as sansa just that she's cute
Multiple characters compare arya to her aunt lyanna
>golden company is just fucking NK fodder
I've been telling you guys this for fucking ages, how did you expect anything other than this dumb lazy shit?
Bumping Azor Theon
Remember when they pulled the dragon out and the Night King made it into A FUCKING ICE DRAGON BRAH????
>where did the chains come from?
>how did they attach it?
>to elaborate on the previous, how did they swim into the water and attach it when before they wouldn't swim or go into the water?
>it is later "confirmed" that they can't swim in the show
wtf
>She is generally regarded as plain, as exemplified by a nickname "Arya Horseface", and is often mistaken for a boy. However, there are instances of her being called pretty and compared to her beautiful late aunt, Lyanna Stark.
shes just a tomboy that would probably grow up to be hot like Lyanna.
so was Williams as a child you fucking retard
fuck off with your pedo bullshit
Kek, bookpleb is reeling from the truth. Asoiaf is literally in the same tier as Harry Potter, only Rowling's prose might be slightly better.
First for Rickonbro
Fuck off redditfag
Pretty sure she was only called horseface by Shansa and Jeyne Poole
Also she was called beautiful but can't remember who, she even seducted a Lannister guard
is Daenerys actually super hot in the books or do the majority just want to bang her because of hair skin and eye colour? Even Sansa seems more womenly then her in the books
so emilla clarke was a good cast there
is there a way to watch a stream live? cba to pay HBO or wait for 1 day
Any episode leak yet?
kys faggot
because of her attitude and behaivour, you mongo
Why the fuck do you think Drogo wanted her as a wife even though the Dothraki have no concept of the Targaryens as a dynasty
Wow you really changed my mind fuck off retard
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
After the battle Jon tapping into his latent warg abilities tames the Dragon with his fathers namesake and flies to Kings Landing the city cheers as the King Returns. Jon walks into the throne room slaps Cersei on the ass and begins fucking her for all to see as he impregnates the Lionness he whispers into her ear "Winter has Come."
Bran Stark watches this all take place under the Weird Wood tree. When Sansa asks Bran why he is smiling he says "It was beautiful Sansa."
She's a child. People want her for her status and power, she's described as being pretty but nothing more. Put her up against bombshells with a full bust and hips like Cersei and any man who isn't a pedo would pick them.
Okay everyone but this guy gets to watch it
"As a child Maisie was a good choice"
Yes but it doesn't stack up 10 years later because she's a MULEFACE
Because hes an ape that would drool over any white girl.
Also he was aware that she was some sort of royalty and that was part of why he wanted her.
Is it too late to call for a Azor zombie Stannis?
>Her mother used to say she could be pretty if she would just wash and brush her hair and take more care with her dress, the way her sister did.
There's not a lot stopping her then app
>try to make point
>realize point was never valid in the first place
>hah fuck off lemme be retarded in peace
okay faggot
No but we know broadly what happens
because of this:
>her because of hair skin and eye colour?
more reading, less dropping the "fucks"
Low IQ detected
Lyanna was 7/10 and kinda looked like a boy, pretty but not stunning tier. Beautiful if it's your type meh if your standards are different and really high, maybe like this image posted here
This is why he is the superior writer than Tolkien. I don't think anyone in Middle Earth ever shit once. Totally unbelievable
>MULEFACE
well casted
Azor Sam
>tfw no zombie elephants
>why aren't the casting directors greenseers
That makes her beautiful, which was your fucking question
You are literally an imbecile
Pic related, it's you
Poetry
its a combination of her exotic features like you described, her being the last targaryen and a female in position of power, which is attractive to alot of people. I dont think her face is ever descrribed beatiful and her feature are more girl like and not like a grown woman
retarded
smart
In the books the kindly man tells arya she could be a beautiful courtesan who men who beggar themselves to fuck
Azor Macumber
Ok retard
>implying diarrhea exists in literature
yeah okay Lena, sorry your tits sagged after 300, posting here won't change that
You didnt say anything valid and practically everyone in the thread is agreeing with me about aryas appearence
>coping pedo got called out
Emilia Clarke is a dozen years older than me
looks like a methhead.
No the point is that although she's ugly early on she's obviously meant to blossom.
Would Gendry, a handsome, tall, muscular young man fuck a muleface? No he wouldn't
Arya is meant to blossom into the likeness of her auntie. As she already is similar to in terms of personality
But she can't in the show because Maisie Williams is a muleface
>Lena relevant for discussion of book appearances
Sorry hombre but Cersei in the books is drop dead gorgeous
She doesn't have much tits to sag to begin with
we were talking about the book and the appropriate casting
GRRM outright said he imagines her to look like prime Nicole Kidman
Tolkien was also writing for an audience who were born or children when Britain was at war and getting the shit bombed out of them. They new what it was like to have to take a shit under duress and deal with illnesses.
You didn't have to tell people living in a war what shitting in a war was like it was matter of fact to them.
Your "point" is that Arya should have "cute" when Williams was perfectly passable for that as a child and she and Bran got weird as they got older. You're basically saying the casters should have been capable of looking into the future
Samefagging won't change it Lena
>inb4 photoshop to try and prove me wrong
pedo and not able to read
everytime
A young Boy George in swimwear
Williams is two years older than me and Bran is my age
At first yes.
By the time of the walk of shame shes already a raging alchoholic who has hit the wall.
And shes in denial about it, when her dresses become too tight to wear she blames the tailors.
The book walk of shame everybody is laughing at her because her body is all droopy and flabby.
>this is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world????
The point isn't how well it's written, it's the WORLD BUILDING
Comparing either to Harry Potter is like comparing Halo and space invaders
Is everyone ok with big bad menace of the show being the white walkers and how everyone has to band together to fight them? I kinda hoped for a battle royal or something between the actual human characters at the end.
Ive only even been stating how she was described in the books and not how her looks were translated into the show
New
The casters weren't expecting this shit to last 10 years. They found an ugly kid for Arya because she's described as a tomboy/ horse face when she's younger. If they casted for longevity they would have casted a better looking kid and cut her hair short and put some mud on her face and shit. Which is what they would have done if they knew this would have lasted for 10 years
Who looks most different from their book appearance?
Eyepatch guy is like 20 in the books.
It's hard to tell how well kids will grow up. I doubt anyone expected Bran to turn out so monstrous
Robb, Bran and Rickon are supposed to be red headed tullys, its only Jon and Arya who have the stark features.
>MEGA
this so fucking much
any chance of an early leak again? so shit how it comes out 2am here.
He's still supposed to be 27 in the show but just like in the books he's aged by his constant ressurections
How do people cheer for and sympathize with a mass murderer? If you were in Westeros and arya
was your buddy would you be cool with her feeding
guys to their father n shit?
hes 7 seasons cerseis lapdog