Now that the dcu is fucking finished, what does Yea Forums really thinks of batman v superman dawn of AIIIIIIIDS?

Keep to your cartoonshit, s󠀀oy󠀀boy.

it was ahead of its time. The thematic nuances as well as the cinematography were excellent.

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Beautiful.

>Capeshitter calling anyone soi
Pot calling the kettle a nigger.

This is a masterpiece, nothing will ever be compared to this. I know for a fact that even in 10 , 20 years, marvel wont make an opening better than this.

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Snyder really is a douchbag.

>capeshitter
Imagine being incapable of digesting a movie beyond its superficial genre.

based

REEEEE STOP PRETENFING THIS MOVIE WAS DEEP IT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE AND IT SUCKED

Imagine being incapable of digesting a movie beyond its superficial medium, I think reddit's more your speed turbo brainlet.

It won’t be as good as the reboot two reboots after the next reboot.

>searching for religious art in google and copy past it in your movie
Look mom im directing!

People fear what they don't understand

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It was too soon for its time

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It's a great film. It doesn't deserve to be compared to MCU trash.

But the screenplay was shit

Brainlet

Why did lex even hate superman? Why didn't superman just tell batman lex had his mom? Why does batman hate superman when he saved the planet from destruction? Why didn't wonder woman use the spear to kill doomsday ? Why did superman say MARTHA instesd of save mommy?

and not just that he ruined those storylines but he did it for THE FIRST MOVIE. This was supposed to be the start of the DCEU and he fucking starts things off with Gotham as a fail state, Robin is already dead, Batman has already fallen, Superman dies. Like great fucking job asshole. You just skipped over all the cool stories just to get to the end, in the first movie of an extended universe.

It couldn't have been more autistic and poorly thought-out if they tried.

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It doesn't matter how much you polish a piece of shit or how many intricate patterns you carve in it, its still gonna be a piece of shit. A movie with a shitty screenplay and script but pretty visuals is still gonna be a shit movie.

The autustic part is you wanting to spend a decade being spoon fed a story you already have been told many times before.

This
He also said that he thought about killing Wonder Woman and Batman in Justice League 2 and making Darkseid the Villain
Imagine if Marvel had made Infinity war after Avengers 1, its fucking retarded

That 4 minute Batman fight is better than any mcu fight which is sad on so many levels since marvel had over 20 tries

Bruce was actually right in supes. It's a war he brought with him. Superman is a space refugee who has no business being on earth. There are limitless dangers that could follow him to earth.

Literally the best Superhero movie ever with multiple superheros. Best solo CBM is Man of Steel.

Fuck off mouse shill

>spoon fed a story you already have been told many times before.
um sweaty

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>"Look mom, I'm using archetypes in my movie!"
Autistic capeshitters are such fucking retards.

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This is the most brainlet post I have ever seen in my life.

All capeshit is trash.

Tell me, how does this imply it is not better than Marvel's infantilization of the genre?

Here is how it should have happened:
Phase1: MOS1, WW1, Batman1, The Flash1, Aquaman1
Keep remaking them until they each are at least mediocre reviews.
Phase2: Sequels for the above + Justice League 1, SS1 + The Green Lantern 1, Shazam 1
Phase3: sequel films for everything in phase 2, remake Watchmen, Batgirl 1, Supergirl 1, Hawkgirl 1, Martian Manhunter 1
Phase4: Equivalent of infinity war for Justice League and SS and the set up of smaller storylines surrounding other characters.

They should have taken their time and slowly built up like Marvel did. They just totally blew their wad in like 2 movies and didn't take any of it seriously. It was just a corporate cash grab. Marvel is no different but they simply handled everything more carefully and considerately. Look at how sloppy this end credits scene is. It will tell you everything you need to know about why DC failed:

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It was bad
man of steel was awful as well but at least it made an attempt
JL was embarrassing

Yea Forumss approved critic has it right

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unwatchable.

Fuck off, capeshitter. You s󠀀oy󠀀boys are so obsessed with consumption, the only thing left for you to consume is a bullet.

WUD IF JESUS WUZ SUPERMEN AND SUPERMEN GO TO CHURCH AND DEN JESUS AND SUPERMEN AND DEN SUPERMAN IS LIG BOOOM BOOK CRASH BOOM BOOM OWIEEEE MARTHA!!!

That's kind of why I sided with superman in this movie. Batman was being a retard. Superman literally didn't do anything wrong, got shredded in the media for something he didn't do, then died for it all in the end. JUST

This is your brain on marvel, pathetic.

DC was cash grab?? Marvel has been churning out slow burn hot shit for a decade, milking every character. Everyone is tired of capeshit. Snyder only wanted 5 movies and no more. Just get the story over with so we can move on with our lives. Oh, i forgot, the marvel fanatics have nothing else better to do because they have no life.

>implying being better than marvel means something is good.
fuck off capeshitter, you're both equally trash.

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More like Dawn of Just-Ass

>still didn't answer the question
Disney shills are truly tiring

>look mom, i'm posting "look mom" jokes on Yea Forums. how funny and sarcastic am i?

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Oh, what a smart cultured man you are wielding that non-opinion.

fuck off with this phase bullshit marvelcuck

I can assure you, half of the nu/tv/ sois don't even know who that is.

Superman brought krypton to earth. Literally no one asked for that. So yes he did do something wrong

>tfw still the best comic book movie this year (until Joker comes out)

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Beautiful lie opening is better than all of the fanservice of the MCU combined
>b-but muh billeaons!!

From a neutral perspective:
Aquaman and WW did do well.

DC has everywhere it can go with storyline development while Marvel's peak has been reached, and it's all downhill for them now. Saving the universe won't work twice. Even saving a city will be a hard sell for the MCU.

It depends entirely on how much of a serious effort DC applies. Yes they want great cinematography with many layers, but the audience isn't responding as well to it as they are with dumb one-liners for humor.

And then he Fucking saved the planet. Don't buy into the batcuck fear mongering.
>"b-but what if he decides to be evil!!! We can't take that risk!"

>Disney shill
Why are you dragging (((them))) into this? Are you really this autistic?

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Shame about that ending tho
Amazed they actually turned the already cute loli into such a fuckable woman with the mentality of the loli. If that didn't awaken a fetish in millions of unsuspecting moviegoers, myself included, then I don't know what will.
Take a hint, Guillermo. Nobody wants yer one-dimensional melodrama about a fishfucker. That webm of the dude getting a blowie from a bass was more entertaining than your oscar bait.

Bruce is REDPILLED. We don't need illegal aliens bringing their dangers to our doors.

>deflecting this hard

Yes, that is the point of the movie, that batman's fear caused him to act irrationally and be blinded by his own neuroses.

>projecting this hard.

Nice try.

MCU is dead now, bury it.

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> enters thread about capeshit.
> complains that people are talking about capeshit
I never said these movies were good you epic FAGGOT. This is a board is majority MCU/DC discussion. If you don't like it fuck off, nobody is forcing you to go into these threads you dumb shit.

I said DC movies were a cash grab and that "Marvel is no different", they just handled it more carefully. Read my post again.

So he did what batman didn't have the guts to do but probably should have done a long time ago.

>save mommy
Is this what 35 year old soibois talk like?

why is it that non-English speakers are so gay for DC?

Shut UP faggot do not say anything about my mommy

BvS is no capeshit.

I don't like Marvel or DC movies you idiot I'm just commenting about the failure of DC and what they should have done to accomplish what THEY were trying to do. They were trying to cargo-cult what marvel was doing but failed. The formula was pretty obvious, hence why I'm commenting about it, they just blew their wad by jamming Batman v Supermen, formation of the Justice League, the introduction of a new Batman with the Death of Superman. It's sloppy and rushed. If you and others don't care about capeshit why do you keep entering capeshit threads and bumping them you moron?

a true cinematic masterpiece, this movie alone was worth it to endure all the capeshit that came before and afterwards

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>DC Films' Character Problem (video essay)

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>Why Marvel Makes Better Movies Than DC

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>The Problem With DC's Heroes

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>DC's BIGGEST Problem with Their Cinematic Universe Is... || NerdSync

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>BATMAN v SUPERMAN v CIVIL WAR - ULTIMATE ENHANCED COMPLAINING EDITION

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>Why Superman Is A Terrible Character: Fixing BvS

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>Batman v Superman: The Fundamental Flaw

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>BATMAN V SUPERMAN: REALLY THAT BAD - Part I

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>BATMAN V SUPERMAN: REALLY THAT BAD - Part II

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>BATMAN V SUPERMAN: REALLY THAT BAD - Part III

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>Civil War v Justice League: Dawn of Character Development (Video Essay)

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>Batman v Superman: A Beautiful Lie

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>Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice - Renegade Cut

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>The problem with DC action scenes

Both crossovers were forgettable and mediocre. Incel Luthor didnt help much

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>script
MCUcks don't even understand film as an art form

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Ya mean like when wakanda woman head-butted mista supaman and he headed her back dat was deep philosophical story telling
>Inb4 Carrington event 2 making all film obsolete

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>buzzword, buzzword, buzzword

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Posts like this is why I know it was simply too complex for modern audiences to understand

>Now that the dcu is fucking finished
>finished

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A fucking masterpiece.

t. just repeats what random shills on youtube say

Watch the extended cut

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i can't watch dc anymore because it's so surreal seeing a movie with actual cinematography and production values

BvS Ultimate Cut is to me a great movie for 2:30 hours. The last 30 minutes of the third act are still shit. The problem with the movie was that Lex had plans for every possible action from the heroes, yet Snyder chosed the worst path of them all. He literally had everything planned out and from the multiple outcomes possible Snyder still chosed the worst. I really cant understand it.

>350 million box office
L. O. L.

based

based BRAINLET

Choosed. Two Os.

>made its money back and a sequel already confirmed
lmao

Also it was better than the majority of the mcu movies. A lot of charm, it felt like a Raimi movie at times.

Based.

Snyder thinks scenes as if they were comic book panels. He thinks visually like Alan Moore. If he had the same talent for story telling he would be the greatest director of our time. Unfortulnaly he doesn't have it. He needs a great script writer by his side.

>has to reference cringe from Marvel to mock DC
Oh no no NO NO

Buzzword is a buzzword

I think it's a pretty fun movie that got brought down by trying to involve other DC characters like Wonder Woman and referencing the Flash/Aquaman. But at the same time the movie did fantastic about introducing those characters so they could have their own movies so that if the studio wanted to do a tie in movie in the future it could do well so long as they don't involve someone like Whedon who doesn't know how to write characters and differently than Marvel or Buffy the vampire slayer quipfests which just doesn't work for every movie/tv-show like he seems to think.

The extended cut? Where it's shown that fucking Louis Lane is a better detective than Batman?

Ok.

Based brainlet.

>thematic nuances
completely ignores what makes the story of jesus special and just makes references to a couple of famous artworks, the very definition of hack

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>video essays

This. I'm convinced people who still bash this movie haven't watched it since the first time in theaters

This is literally payed Disney propaganda, you retard.

>this is what DCucks actually believe

>cramming renaissance imagery into a capeshit movie where the character conflict is ended because the characters' mommies have the same name.
making it all tryhard just made it's failures that much more insulting. It's one thing if you just make a sloppy capeshit movie, but you when you make a sloppy capeshit movie and fill it with pretentious bullshit that demands to be treated seriously, it's just a fucking joke.

Bvs is better than the dark Knight returns , idiot

>payed
Another wise Brazilian DC fanboy...

>it felt like a Raimi movie
is there a more npc response than this?

Batman v Superman is literally redit tier, this board has reach a new low shilling this capeshit

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>what does Yea Forums really think
Best super hero film ever made bar none. It's a tragedy that it's been critically slated due to retarded bloggers. But it will stand the test of time and be hailed as a masterpiece in years to come

this but unironically
>imagine actually being too stupid to "get" a mainstream blockbuster film

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>DC should make popcorn trash like Marvel, then it'd be good
>I don't like it when films challenge me

not an argument, mickey.

>WUD IF JESUS WUZ SUPERMEN
I love how brainlets STILL think that Superman is supposed to be a metaphor for Jesus
and then complain that the film was shallow lel

i get it that you only watch capeshit and blockbusters but shaflop doesnt have anything like a raimi movie, you are just repeating the same thing that retarded dcucks say to defend this garbage

At least two people wear capes in it though

Why is this movie garbage? I thought this movie was pretty good, with good and funny characters, specially Shazam.

I get your rageboner, Mickey, I know you care.

ayy I see my shitposting in there. Nobody actually ever answered half of those. It was the same shit then as you're doing now. Just call anyone that questions it "too stupid" while refusing to actually engage with the logic of the movie.

Reminder that I spammed that questions list based on what EVERYONE was talking about, and would update it every new thread when things got "resolved" and answered or just led to more problems with further analysis. The list got longer the more retards tried explaining things.

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i legitimately enjoyed this film. my #5 favorite capeshit of all time. then civil war, infinity gauntlet, endgame and dark knight.

Yeah, but that only makes it cape, not shit.

i get it that you migh find it funny if you are under 14 or mentally challenge, just like any other capeshit, the dcu at least had it right with man of steel, it was a downfall from there and aquaman and shazam is just the beginning another brainded capeshit franchise

>the dcu at least had it right with man of steel
Now THIS is a 14 yo kid's opinon.

When the film first came out, threads asking stupid questions were spammed on Yea Forums. Every single one was answered in full. Every. Single. One.
If you have a question that hasn't been answered, feel free to ask it now. Over the last 3 years, I've literally only seen one actual plot hole ever mentioned amongst the hundreds of shitposts. I'll be impressed if you bring it up.
I'll be more impressed if you actually bring up a question or plothole I haven't seen before

It's objectively bad. Some autists have reasons to like it - good for them, everyone is allowed to like things. But it's objectively a terrible piece of filmmaking and an absolute failure at trying to establish a cinematic universe.

Few good scenes, terrible directing.
WB earned all hate (except retards with brand-lyalty in their minds) for their greedy and Snyder, well, he shouldn't be allowed to be single director.
Also, his pretentiousness with symbolism and allegory doesn't makes his movies soulful as well.

Russo brothers stole Snyder vision, like JL losting to Darkseid, timetravel etc. and made MCU Snyder like KINO trilogy

>Every single one was answered in full. Every. Single. One.
nope. And even when they were "answered" it didn't make it "better." It just made it "retarded."

Like adding that it was AHKTUALLY Lex killing the people that Batman branded didn't "explain" anything, it just muddied the waters and made Batman a retard. The entire point of the "death sentences" was that Batman was knowingly killing people, so that at the end when he doesn't kill Lex, we see that he's changed back to embracing his "one rule."

But adding that the only reason people were getting killed was that Lex was killing them, just makes Batman FUCKING RETARDED when he doesn't brand Lex. World's Greatest Detective just never put that together. Still tried to be a badass and threaten Lex, who knew it wasn't actually a "death sentence" at all, and then didn't even get branded.

And like the Lois bullet autism goes literally nowhere. She gets kidnapped at the end because she's Superman's gf. All of her investigation does nothing, goes nowhere, and eats up like 15 minutes of screen time.

What else... Um adding the Flash Tease right after the Knightmare ruined the movie. It completely fucked up the focus of the film and killed the mystery by having a character screaming about the wrong character right after the Knightmare was supposed to be setting up the MARTHA autism. There is no "answered in full" for that. It was just impulsively added into the movie and sabotaged the script.

What else. Oh Batman asking Superman if WW is with him, even though Batman invited her. Lois throwing the spear into the water for no real reason, just to create a reason for Supes to almost drown and get saved so they can do a "lady of the lake" meme. Basically everything about the spear in the last act is just characters being retarded to get to a neat allusion to a renaissance painting.

And Lex has no way of knowing that Bat Signal being lit is Batman threatening Superman. etc etc

>I'll be more impressed if you actually bring up a question or plothole I haven't seen before
A: FUCK OFF with the "plotholes" autism. These are BLARING FUCKING CHOICES THAT WERE MADE THAT WERE FUCKING RETARDED. Whatever you think "plot holes" means has nothing to do with it.
B: Why would you want to see "questions" you've never seen before? Why would that be better? EVERYONE watched this shit and EVERYONE had the same reaction because THESE WERE BLARING FUCKING PROBLEMS IN THE MOVIE. The fact that you're so used to seeing everyone talk about all this shit is indicative that this shit is FUCKING BAD. Any fucking retard can watch this shit and understand how schizophrenic and unfocused it all is.

What language do you actually speak?

>no MCU and DCU wojak edits
Yea Forums pathetic

>Say why BvS was bad, not mentioning anything else
>BUT MUH MARVEL
brainlet

Says like a proud redditor

>he entire point of the "death sentences" was that Batman was knowingly killing people, so that at the end when he doesn't kill Lex, we see that he's changed back to embracing his "one rule."
No, the point was that Batman was knowingly sentencing them to death by branding them. Christ, that's not even complicated or convoluted in any way. How can you fail to understand that?
>nope
I like how you literally can't name a single one. But sure, I'll totally take your word for it
>even though Batman invited her
Lol, that didn't happen. She was on a plane and saw the flash of light in the distance. Did you even watch the film? Are you sure you weren't shitposting on Yea Forums about how it didn't make sense while you were watching it?

You could've just said "no, i do not have any unique criticisms that haven't been acknowledged and responded to"

you were saying?

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>No, the point was that Batman was knowingly sentencing them to death by branding them.
I LITERALLY just said that.
>he entire point of the "death sentences" was that Batman was knowingly killing people
WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK YOU FUCK. WHY IS IT ALL POO IN LOOS THAT SHILL FOR THIS FUCKING MOVIE.
>Christ, that's not even complicated or convoluted in any way.
No SHIT you fucking nigger. Goddamn it you're fucking dumb. Literally nobody will care when you kill yourself.

The problem with the branding is that they "explain" in the extended cut that it's Lex doing it. Which means that Batman was A: Just a useful idiot the entire time, and B: his threat at the end means nothing. Making it... RETARDED. Fucking thick cunt.
>I like how you literally can't name a single one.
You JUST refused to acknowledge like 5 that I listed. You clearly don't even speak this language you niggardly gook.
>But sure, I'll totally take your word for it
You should shoot yourself in the head shill.
>Lol, that didn't happen
Did too.
>She was on a plane and saw the flash of light in the distance.
After he sent her the shit she stole from Lex that he unlocked.
>Did you even watch the film?
More than you loser. KYS.

Honestly kill yourself. Don't @ me again. Shoot yourself in the head right now.

D O I T
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Literally too stupid, too disingenuous, and you don't even speak this language or know how to read. You will not be missed.

How's it going, incel wagecuck?

>getting this mad that you can't understand a children's superhero film

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fix'd

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>b-b-b but marvel!
Pathetic

>marvel

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>just get it over with daddy snyder

One of my favorite movies. It's an Autumn movie. Shazam is a Christmas movie. Wonder Woman is a spring movie. Aquachad is a summer movie.

Suicide Squad is an anytime movie, so long as it's a booze haze-induced 3 AM.

>boombatman downs monsters in batmobile with his bro superpepeman as they drive to wonder woman and hawkgirls place
>zoomer robin does fartnight dances in the batcave calling up starfire if she wants to go out on date but gets rejected cause cyborg is BORGING starfire
>doomer martian manhunter hangs out in the watchtower looking for new aays to fight to get his mind off another night of being cockblocked by wonder woman

Fucking this.

Fuck yeah. I watched it again today.

If anything blame Supes dad, he's the one who just had to make sure a Kryptonian survived their stupidity.

>literally does not know the language
seriously are there ANY Snyderfags that aren't from shithole countries?

If you could actually follow a story being told with some subtlety and craft, you'd have realized that DC's "cashgrabs" are telling a far more interesting story than Disney. And they're managing to do it without shitting all over the mechanics of their setting, too.

Best superhero movie ever but you dont even understand MoS and BvS are part1/part2 of a saga (the birth & death of Superman), so stick to your MCU shit, thanks.

>not getting that Snyder expects you to know how Batman should act so you can see how broken by rage he is in BvS
ISHYGDDT

I'm HIV-positive and this is not funny.

this

well I'm HIV positive that it's hilarious.

I still enjoy it. I can't Jessie Jewman as Luther. I can pop the movie in, sit back, get tanked on Knob Creek and have a good time. Why am I supposed to hate this movie?

>The absolute state of Yea Forums

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> then it'd be good
I never said "then it'd be good" I was poointing out that they would have achieved their goal of profiting off the franchise in a similar way as the MCU.
> I don't like it when films challenge me
what? You can't be serious.

That's basically what this formula is. Replace "movie" with "episode" and "phase" with "season" and it's just a tv series on screen. That's a major part of the Marvel formula Warner Brothers was trying to cargo cult. If DC had copied this and been more careful and methodical about how they set it all up they would have been able to emulate the same sort of success Marvel has had. Instead they chose to try to be edgy and blow their wad in a rushed sloppy mess and it cost them. You and other DCfaggots might not like it but that's what happened.

It's a fucking mess of a movie that's become sort of a guilty pleasure for me.

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