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I don't like female leads. It makes no sense.
Star Trek can't sustain /trek/ anymore.
Is Discovery trek ?
I'd rather take orders from a white woman than a black man.
We need to work together to keep this general going.
Why?
Would you talk to her if you were a crewman?
You type like you've been crying again.
I just love this place and don't want it to die to hatered.
Bad posters out
We're just speaking our minds. No law against that.
>You just know
They don't interact on the show.
She does an impression of him in Scorpion that indicates a familiarity.
>"I like Star Trek and have a right to be here"
>*stalks women*
>*doxxes them on Yea Forums*
>*shills midnights edge*
>*snitches*
>*samefags threads to death*
>*spergs out when /trek/ doesn't want to talk about STD all day every day*
>*spams walls of text*
>*shows signs of early onset dementia*
Let's be honest, tolerating one autistic retard's addiction is what killed /trek/. It is time we had an intervention with this fucking creep.
Link it or stink it
You followed him to other threads?
Will there ever be justice for Geordi?
Cringe...
Very well. You're dismissed.
We're doing our best :(
What is the Star Trek equivalent of this?
Uptown got it's hustlers
The bowery got it's bums
42nd street got big Jim Walker
He's a pool shootin' son of a gun
Yeah, he big and dumb as a man can come
But he stronger than a country hoss
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call big Jim boss, just because
And they say
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
The meta joke here is that Mulgrew imitates Katherine Hepburn.
hey bashirfriend
you cosplay
where do you buy starfleet uniforms
or do you make them yourself?
She's never posted pics of herself in a trek uniform
choose
Troi
Troi but only because hatefucking her would be so satisfying as she's such a cunt.
The cute one
Why aren't you asking her this in the discord?
Was never a big fan of Voyager but that was a quite excellent finale tbf.
Whatever happened to Mommy Janeway's career? She's a solid actress.
Troi, if only because I'm pretty sure she'd be into some depraved, Oedipal shit that would make Freud puke
Tasha #1 best girl though
Wat? Most Voyager fans are the other way round from what I can tell. I enjoyed all of Voyager and the ending, as much as I still enjoyed, felt a little deflating and rushed.
I enjoy even the bad episodes of DS9 and Voyager but I did not enjoy Sub Rosa at all. There were no redeeming factors to that episode whatsoever.
discovery merchandise
wait, there isn't any because all the manufacturers said we can't sell this shit so we're not even gonna try
Tasha because she's tuff and sexy
Troi is a thot
Beverly is pretty good, but her son is a little shit
What are you doing in /trek/ if you haven't watched TOS?
I've seen tos, you fatty mong
i want a 3ยข jyn erso desu
LITTLE ONE, WHY AREN'T YOU PREGNANT YET
Home made
something something Sacred Rings of Betazed
#rekt
She's seen recent success on a Netlfix show that is redpilling America about how women treat each other
That's not really a tos costume
God DAMN
When's the next DSC episode?
romulans
Yikes, man, yikes. You're anonymous, so don't treat this like a genuine blow to your ego. Just accept that you were wrong and walk away.
>She's never posted pics of herself in a trek uniform
You never said it had to be a REEAAALLLL Trek uniform in order to meet your moving goalposts.
>tfw no qt big shouldered Romulan gf
She's so perfect. My heart always stops when one of her pics get posted.
they're like vulcans, only passionate. and with a slightly greater chance of putting a dagger between your shoulderblades
Making a uniform yourself is more impressive than buying a uniform from a store. It displays more time, energy and dedication to the fandom. You probably subscribe to CBS All Access, since you're the kind of loser who measures loyalty in dollars.
You're coming off as overly intense and unpleasant.
(And That's a Good Thing)
It's a dude
*spits*
That's a TOS science division skirt. It even has the pleats like Nurse Chapel or Yeoman Rand.
Pussy, boipussy, I don't discriminate I'll stick it in both.
...cardassians?
Well, how the fuck do you get into the /trek/ discord? Drop me a fucking line.
I don't even care yo I love me some BF for who she is not what's between her legs a fat ladycock wouldn't hurt tho
bajo-uh oh fuck FUCK
>TFW NO VOLATILE VITRIOLIC BIG TIDDY ROMULAN GF WITH THICK THIGHS SHORT DARK HAIR AND A FULL BUSH FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
Meridian is such a shit A-plot with such a great B-plot.
The A-plot feels like an unused TNG script where Troi falls in love with the first guy she meets YET AGAIN.
Definitely. Not
x
umm..ya i'm back
It's a secret, they don't let new people in.
I missed you.
x
preach brother. shoulderpads and bush 4 lyf
She was willing to fuck even Harry Kim. I would spend all my free time banging her perfect borg body.
>help i want uniform
>you need to join secret club
>uh how do I do that
>hehe secret club
so it's a meme that either doesnt exist or you're a retard
lmfao oh you
BASED
Okay, the honest answer is you have a very menacing energy and that's not what their discord is about. I'm sorry, you just aren't welcome there.
>oh hey an uncontacted Mystery Planet
>let's just beam down, say hi, piss on the Prime Directive, and let their people wander around our prototype Borg-destroyer nbd
Kira is literally the only good part of that episode
Jeffrey Combs tho.
>Your costume is store-bought? *giggles* That's cheating, user!
>i know, i'll keep pretending like I'm privy to something cool, because being in a secret discord server is like..whoooa it's like being in a super important club! this is just like my mensa membership i pay 200$ a year for so i can pretend im one of the smartest people alive!
The more and more you post about this discord the more it seems like a circlejerk for children that can't hack Yea Forums conversation in general but like the edge and memes. In the time it's taken for you to act like your discord is worth a shit six different people across various boards have spoonfed my ass various sources for buying custom starfleet uniforms for cosplay.
You now possess absolutely nothing of value to me. That feeling of being worthless? It's the rest of your life.
BASED DUKAT
Holy shit, take a step back. These people are fucking fragile.
Chill out Dukat
They're called "suits" you elitist snob.
Weird flex, but okay. What is the point of your larp?
relax nigga, /trek/ is for conflict adverse trannies
It's a good post, but I still don't see the appeal of a man who sells his own people into servitude just so that he can be the chief puppet of his people's puppet government. If that's who you identify with then those silly discorders are probably better off without you.
and now, back to Romulans
Now I have a hankering to go play Half Life 2
FUCK
LOOK AT THAT SMILE
AAAAAAAAAAA
Hi VF
What a fedora tip
This is too cruel, even for /trek/
Who is the Daenerys of Star Trek?
Suspicious behavior ITT:
>Reddit-style additional carriage return between redtext and greentext/blacktext
Marritza's plan was terrible, if the Bajorans had gone through with a quick trial and execution it would have made them look bad for executing someone who wasn't a war criminal and not even the guy. Was the Obsidian Order behind it all? I mean he had the surgery five years beforehand and teaching at a military academy while looking like one of their war heroes who "half of Cardassia" watched the funeral for is kind of odd.
Is holo-rape even a real crime?
You would know.
Also, stop that. Unless you're using your observations in an argument your behavior only makes people paranoid.
Marritza's plan was terrible, if the Bajorans had gone through with a quick trial and execution it would have made them look bad for executing someone who wasn't a war criminal and not even the guy. Was the Obsidian Order behind it all? I mean he had the surgery five years beforehand and teaching at a military academy while looking like one of their war heroes who "half of Cardassia" watched the funeral for is kind of odd.
It really isn't
You could spin that narrative to demonstrate a collective guilt amongst the Cardassian rank-and-file.
>another fucking tripfag
Better than the "I've been here 10 years and there's no discussion" poster. He'll probably be along shortly to tell us he's leaving again.
Star Trek Discovery
It almost tried to be for a while but Kurtzman wouldn't allow it.
This is why you'll NEVER be allowed in the discord. We're all laughing at you.
So...they never explained why Phony Picard was so interested in that pulsar. It's like that whole subplot was gearing up for something big but it didn't happen.
uh Real Picard was part of the leadership/authority examination inside the cage, Fake Picard was testing his authority outside the cage
what the actual fuck is your problem? startrek.com sells these. why are you so mean
They don't sell IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD uniforms, user.
Are you fucking serious? You can just buy a fucking jumpsuit and do some basic detailing, holy shit all these personal attacks and sadness from a fucking ENT fanboy.
The discord sounds like the mean clique.
It's almost like ENT was a bad show and they changed the show to attract bad people from bad fanbases.
releasing pagh
What a chin
Why would someone want to do Star Trek cosplay and pick the most hideous uniforms? Why would they need help from four boards to attach patches to a jumpsuit?
TOS
>Why would someone want to do Star Trek cosplay and pick the most hideous uniforms? Why would they need help from four boards to attach patches to a long t-shirt?
TNG/DS9/VOY
>Why would someone want to do Star Trek cosplay and pick the most hideous uniforms? Why would they need help from four boards to attach patches to pajamas?
Bad post.
COME, CHEER UP, MY LADS, 'TIS TO GLORY WE STEER,
TO ADD SOMETHING NEW TO THIS WONDERFUL YEAR;
TO HONOUR WE CALL YOU, AS FREEMEN NOT SLAVES,
FOR WHO ARE SO FREE AS THE SONS OF THE WAVES?
HEART OF OAK ARE OUR SHIPS,
JOLLY TARS ARE OUR MEN,
WE ALWAYS ARE READY: STEADY, BOYS, STEADY!
WE'LL FIGHT AND WE'LL CONQUER AGAIN AND AGAIN.
WE NE'ER SEE OUR FOES BUT WE WISH THEM TO STAY,
THEY NEVER SEE US BUT THEY WISH US AWAY;
IF THEY RUN, WHY WE FOLLOW, AND RUN THEM ASHORE,
FOR IF THEY WON'T FIGHT US, WHAT CAN WE DO MORE?
HEART OF OAK ARE OUR SHIPS,
JOLLY TARS ARE OUR MEN,
WE ALWAYS ARE READY: STEADY, BOYS, STEADY!
WE'LL FIGHT AND WE'LL CONQUER AGAIN AND AGAIN
How about your calm your titties, laddie
Those toys they made for the first JJ movie.
Don't do this user. It's like that serial killer's mindscape in 'The Cell' except instead of a serial killer it's Jess from Pittsburgh.
Yar 1000%.
Ahem. It's my turn.
Leeta's breasts are wonderful
>janeway
>neelix
>penis
>hella shitass ENT forgettable space hobo rags are the same as the classic, iconic TOS, TNG, and DS9 uniforms
compelling bait, truly
>it's bait if it's an opinion I don't like
Why are the price stickers over their faces?
>believing anyone anywhere has ever thought the repulsive blue ghostbusters ENT jumpsuits weren't trash
I suppose they're realistic, which is paramount in a show about astronauts fighting time-travelling Spider-Man clones or whatever the fuck the last half of Enterprise was
So is every discord
You've posted many images of repulsive women and called them perfect star trek gf. I don't think your sense of aesthetics can be trusted.
>thinks women are repulsive
>likes ENT rags
lmfao I don't even look at most of the pictures I post. I have 1,328 pics of perfect star trek gfs and just open the folder and pick one at random. Most of the time their faces are cropped in the thumbnail.
But they're all TOS/TNG uniforms because everything else was just Rick Berman being a greedy bitch and shouldn't be considered real Trek. Only NPC slaves to canon and corporate brands will disagree.
you could've just asked for the link, desu user
>thinks women are repulsive
No, just many of the ones you've posted. Honestly, I'm not even the original poster you were insulting for liking ENT so I'm going to quit now. But really, you're not raising the quality of this thread.
yeah over saturation doesn't exist
Mike says endgame ripped off voyager, is this true? I'm PISSED if so
marvel ripped off st6s ending{/spoiler]
ENT was cancelled because the network UPN had been tanking for years. They cut ENT's budget during season 4 in an attempt to hold on a little longer and then eventually canceled ENT a month before Viacom split into two companies and the UPN portion was bought out by CBS before later being shut down completely a year later.
No. It's not. But that's OK Donny boy, I peed on my hands and shook everyones hands on the set when I was on Star Trek.
ya well you're repulsive and you've never improved the quality of any thread on any board ever soo
>thanos snaps half of STD away
>oceans are cleaner, skies bluer, babies happier
>the avengers undo everything
>STD renewed for a third season
capeshit was a mistake
>what the actual fuck is your problem? why are you so mean
You know why.
>he hasn't figured out pretending to be outraged is the coal that keeps this train chugging along
can someone else please explain to this person how Yea Forums works I'm busy looking at perfect star trek gfs
YO
LIL
FEDERATION
I'm disappointed in you.
Cast boy here.
Has DS9 doc leaked yet?
Why?
Fucking Seska, Is she a Cardie or a Romulan? Nobody knows.
Y'know, I didn't give a shit about Avengers spoilers. Yet I get spoiled on Voyager, a show I've been currently watching for the first time, by watching an RLM video about Avengers. Life is funny sometimes.
>I have 1,328 pics of perfect star trek gfs and just open the folder and pick one at random.
Why is it always the same like 10 pictures then? And the other guy is right, none of the women you spam are attractive.
>women you spam
user those aren't women
they're just simply the most perfect of star trek gfs brah
So it looks like the What We Left Behind DS9 documentary was relaesed to backers 3 days ago.
Anyone got a link or a torrent?
Hi valley forge. I like you the most
Your waifus are shit
No. Link it you tease
You'd fokk de poor lass, given 'af a chance.
What happened to Moriarty?
Is Bashirfaggot here?
very funny
post whichever one of gene's gaudy tinseltown couch whores you call a waifu user
Is it me or have these threads gotten more toxic and angry? /trek/ used to be so fun and light-hearted.
Are there christians in star trek?
just take a break for a couple days yo
I can't, don't you get it?
DS9 best trek
uhhh try asking the thread "what's your hella favorite thing about star trek" and then do other stuff and check back later to if people replied and who you gotta throw some love and who's getting some sass
attach a pic so people notice your posts it statistically is proven to increase your chances of getting (you)s
I want to be like you.
Bashirfaggot is always here, in our hearts.
Worst thread in a while, despite the minimal trolling. /trek/ is officially dead.
based doom poster
It's been barely hanging on for a couple of years
It's been in a state of crisis since I started lurking two years ago
Lwaxana's parts of ds9 were honestly all good. Like that one episode where Jake gets raped.
Oops I read that post wrong
>Like that one episode where Jake gets raped.
Reminder that this was the last episode of Star Trek ever that Majel Roddenberry was in.
We should have gotten a mirror universe episode with lwaxana to be honest.
I would have sprung for it.
When are we getting a Mirror Universe series? One with an entirely new crew whose prime universe counterpart we have yet to hear of. Set in the 25th century with a Neo-Terran Empire after a successful slave revolt against the Klingons and Cardassians inspired by their encounters with Deep Space Nine. Their prime universe counterparts could briefly cameo in Picard. In later seasons with the Terran Empire returning to glory, they open up a wormhole to the prime universe and declare war on the Federation, seeking to unite the two versions of human civilization, with conflicts and interactions between entire fleet's other universe counterparts. The Federation would have to call upon their allies and even enemies to repel the Terran Empire ending with the wormhole closing and a hope of a reformed empire.
But it's okay because I agree. Fuck Fascination and fuck The Muse, but God bless whoever invented B-plots.
>I would have sprung for her
How's it feel, Orville fans? So far, Discovery has earned itself a third season already with new Short Treks along the way. It has spawned a spin off series and has led to three new Star Treks being created - Lower Decks, Picard and the Nickelodeon show. Where as Enterprise (somehow) killed the franchise, Discovery has secured its future. No other Star Trek has performed such a feat in such a short period of time. Remember, Discovery in America is only available through a stream service that has like 5 shows on it. Enough people are streaming DISCOVERY alone to warrant a third season and all of these spin offs and sequels.
Now, how is Orville doing? It has yet to be renewed for another season and it never will. The Orville, on mainstream television which requires no extra streaming fee, has failed. It has died with a whimper, nothing more. How's it feel knowing the true Star Trek has won?
Funny thing is that Lwaxana's storyline in The Muse was originally the A-plot. The two were swapped in writing.
What gets me is that the b-plot was so much better it actually makes the episode worse than it already was because now it's just waste of a potentially good episode.
Discovery is being bankrolled, it has nothing to do with viewership. It's simply CBS trying to establish an extended universe franchise and they know that they have a preexisting fanbase with Star Trek. You know what else has a lot productions? The Michael Bay Transformers franchise.
What were the writers smoking? Jake's story would have been so much better as a b-plot.
I like The Orville and hate STD tbqh.
Cope harder. LMAO
Orville won't be renewed because the Mouse doesn't want internal competition with SJW-Wars.
tits too big
tits too small
I think STD is going to be largely forgotten and Orville might go on to be a short lived cult series not quite as popular as Firefly, but like in the same vein.
Orville's premise as a parody is inherently self-limiting. Because they didn't play it straight in the beginning it's in sort of a genre-limbo.
>STD is going to be largely forgotten
Kek. You people are funny.
Orville has decent comedy episodes, good serious episodes and god awful romance/love stories. It's a shame most of this season was moclans and love stories.
I like love stories. I enjoy watching people come together and develop meaningful connections which define the course of their lives. Even if they fight, at the end of the day they come back together.
Even now most normies forget about VOY and DS9
Name one on the Orville that lead to actual character development that wasn't one that was already established from the beginning (Ed/Kelly, Bortus/Klyden).
Oh I haven't actually seen Season 2 of the Orville I just like the idea of there being cute love stories! It sounds better than what I've seen anons discuss happened in STD. Alara is my favorite character!
That's because they weren't as good as DSC. How many new series did VOY and DS9 spawn? DS9 led to VOY and VOY to ENT. DSC lead to S31, Picard, Lower Decks, the other cartoon and Short Treks.
>DS9 led to VOY
Voyager and DS9 are both the spawn of TNG, and are intended to compliment one another (Staying in place vs. Going home).
So what you're saying is TNG spawned 2 shows by its seventh season
DS9 spawned 0
VOY spawned 0
DSC spawned 4 by its second
>Hurr numbers of viewers can't be used as a metric to determine if a show is doing well
>Nor number of sequels it spawns
>Nor number of FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Nor the revenue it has spawned
>No, the only metric is the warm fuzzies the nostalgia gives me. DSC is new so I hate it. TNG is what I grew up with so I cum to Picard
I LOVE THE ORVILLE
ALARA IS SO CUTE I WANNA SUCK HER DICK
LE PICKLES LMAO IM PICKLE RICK XD
>shill
Here's your damn money now where's my daughter?
more like DIS is such a dumpster fire that they're trying to regain interest elsewhere
I legit stopped at STD is better than DS9.
Why'd it get a season 3 and a spin-off?
And the Orville was just "too good" and "too popular" to get a third season. lmfao That's funny.
Why was DS9 cursed with the ugly doctor? Every other doctor was hot
Is Far Beyond the Stars a time travel episode?
No, it's the best episode.
Watching the documentary reminded me how FUN DS9 was. They did some out there shit. Remember when Quark ended up in Aera 51? DSC just seems so sterile and safe by comparison.
It doesn't go on a list of "time travel episodes", but it does go on a list of "episodes with a time travel theme".
>meanwhile std is having an actual rick and morty spinoff
Congratulations, you just played yourself
Post STD viewer numbers
STD didn't spawn new shows because of popularity it was just the first in a wave of series designed to draw subscribers to a streaming service.
Little Green Men is the other best episode. The Magnificent Seven is also a top shelf episode.
Magnificent Samurai. Seven Ferengi. You know what I mean. Slowly falling asleep bleh
VOY was more fun than DS9 but you didn't watch it growing up so I understand why you don't love it like I do
No episode viewership?
Yeah but I don't think the cast of VOY is as good as DS9, so even with a bad episode of DS9 plot wise the characters will keep me interested in an episode. I just fall asleep during VOY because I don't care if Tom Paris lives or dies.
None of that data is publicly available
Swap any two characters on DS9 and VOY. How does each series change?
I'm just happy DC Universe is doing okay.
>nebulous "total audience demand within a market reflecting the desire, engagement and viewership, weighted by importance" with various expressions of demand
How convenient.
Neelix molests Jake and Nog.
Garak replaces Neelix.
Neilson ratings are equally bullshit. The true measure of a show's success is merch sales.
>A potential Cardassian spy onboard that Captain Janeway has to protect from the Maquis crew
>Distrustful relationship but his methods prove resourceful
He'd just be a more successful Seska
Post your face when you realize that Star Trek Discovery doesn't even have any Funko Pops.
>the DC Universe is doing okay
I've been covering my eyes since they took away Superman's trunks and hooked him up with Wonder Woman. I peeked once and saw he had a kid.
It's been training for how to deal with STD.
>I've been covering my eyes since they hooked him up with Wonder Woman
You've been covering your eyes since 1981?
Since New52. I would prefer not to discuss this as it upsets me.
So anyway, since capeshit is kicking Trek's ass right now, is it time for Trek to become capeshit?
Maybe just like a superhero who flies around with them like when a dolphin swims with a ship. Why does every being with godlike powers have to be an asshole? There has to be one out there who decides to look like a human in tights and just goes around helping people outta jams. Anyway that's last bump for tonight. Stay rad, /trek/
CBS All Access just picked up Orville for a season 3.
Fox just picked up Discovery for a season 3.
Fucking kek haven't laughed that hard in a week