Who else can relate? Hahaha

>3 hr lunch break
pardon who what

Nope. Took my teen gf in 2008 to see iron man. Now Took her as my fiance yesterday to see endgame. Nothing changed

You stupid nigger. You dumb fucking coon

I will go see it in my lunch break and just lie saying i'm not feeling to well and not come back
whatever my job is shit anyway

Life is objectively worse now

>he isn’t self employed
Being a wagie must be suffering

Never saw Iron Man in the theater. I did see the Ang Lee Hulk movie in the theater, though. I liked it at the time.

so he was a manchild and right after he saw iron man he met some girl and then had a baby?

Jesus! Are you me? I can't even go watch anything on my own anymore. I thought about it this time. Maybe an afternoon show if I do.

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based, I bet you have pets who you treat as kids since you will never have real ones.

>alone in first panel in 2008
so he doesn't have friends or gf
>2019 second panel
so he knocked up a girl either that year or next after he fist seen the movie

its most likely thats not his kid

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so the pedo got a victim thanks to capeshit?

when i was self employed my customers still expected me to not take 3hr breaks in the afternoon lads

iron man gave him the power to hit on some girl that year and then he knocked her up that night

I thought iron man was kind of good when I saw it, but then the dark knight came out and I forgot about iron man cause it wasn't even close to as good as the dark knight. My friends and I all talked about how dc was destined for greatness. My how things changed...

>not watching at 5x speed

>amwf

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Post the third picture of him in 2029 back alone in the theater after his wife divorced him, took his kid and his money.

>going to the theater just to stare at part of a poster
Do Americans actually do this?

Man... you guys are bitter as fuck. Have sex.

>wearing flip flops in public
no I do not identify with this faggot.

Is that the guy who did the CCS comics? When did he get baseded?

Here in europe we love doing it

subtle eurasiantiger spam? Get the doxxing images prepped just in case

>tfw still a virgin
i thought you just need to bee yourself?

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>takes his mom and lil' sister to see capeshit because of the new No Singles policy
yikes america

>2008: You can sit whatever you want
>2019: Even the theater in your small town has assigned seating and you end up sitting with total strangers

If the first picture was me with a girl watching iron man at a drive-in and the second was me staying in and masturbating then it would be accurate.

honey for me not for bee

It's a cartoon. There are no racial features

>be 28 year old virgin
>go to concert
>get tipsy
>start talking to girl
>got laid
You literally just have to be yourself and be confident

What's this supposed to mean? He got glasses and shifted one seat over?

Same. It was the year of TDK really. But I remember my Marvel loving friend told me Marvel would fail if they try to copy TDK approach. Turns out he was right while DC/WB didn't realize it until recently.

>I went to see it on a friday night with 8 friends

Passively viewing a screen for 2 hours is not a social activity

WAIT So he married and had children in his early 20s (20-24)? JUST. Enjoy getting a divorce in your late 20s early 30s KEK

yeh but you have to actually ask girls out

they are not going to ask you and i 1 girl does pay an interest in you at some point she is never going to constantly swoon over you

i've seen this happen a lot to anime spergs

This is actually lowkey depressing
A generation raised on soulless corporate cash grabs

>Just be confident

If you bring a little kid to any movie you honestly should be shot

>Just walk up to her

Getting laid won't solve your problems. The crippling loneliness doesn't go away just because you got your dick wet for a few minutes.

Cope

girls love bees. men who have beehives are 60% more likely to have gf's

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How do you expect to get a gf without talking to a girl?

So superhero movies literally ruined your life, is what you're saying

I'm about to be a wizard in a month. I'm ready to sudoku

It's his mom and sister, because of the no singles policy.

>getting a gf won't get rid of the lonelines
shut the fuck up retard.

they are supposed to form a harem over me like my animes, until I decide

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I said getting laid, not getting a gf.

I want your job senpai four hour lunch Holy shit

>flipflops
he count be sucking a dick in the bottom pic and that would still be the gayest thing in that comic

Imagine sitting down in the same chair for 11 years straight

The child can be 11 years at max and therefore would be too young to watch the movie. Called the cops over this toxic crap, sweaty.

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Who goes to a movie theater to look at the poster?

It's not hard to lose your virginity if you just try to look good, fix the shitter parts of your personality, and just stop giving a shit about morality.

You can bang as many drugged out whores as you want eventually desu. Even disgusting pig women will accept and fuck you.

Same here. Why has it become such a societal expectation to watch a movie WITH people anyway? It's not like you could talk while watching so why the fuck do I have to have someone with me when watching it?