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Azor Tywin
VOTE FOR PARLIAMENT OF WESTEROS: strawpoll.com
STANNIS ON THE LEAD
Azor Azor
bit fucking early for a new thread you cunt, i wasnt ready to post for my queen azor dany
Azor Jaime
Post characters who unironically did nothing wrong
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
our guys
>Tywin
>Jaime
>Davos
>Stannis
>Jorah
>Thorne
>Edd
>Bobby
>Roose
>Legend
>Ramsay
>Qyburn
>CHADfish
>RADmure
>LittleFinger
She’s such a qt. I miss her and feel bad for the actress
What will happen to Dany?
>no edition
>didn't even make fun of Shae's actress for not seeing the boat
Come on, OP.
>587 votes
>0 of them for Balon
Azor Jon
Imagine how fucking perfect westeros would be right now if Tyrion just begged for mercy at his trial like Tywin wanted him to
Azor Euron
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
...
Sandor matting pressing Sansa!
Why? He didn't kill Jofffrey.
A Game of Thrones
Swords will clash and Kings will rule
The weakest will be doomed
They will fight for power and for honor
Every loss means awful sorrow
Castles, palaces and domes
They're all protected by The Wall and Crows
They will live or they will die - who knows
After all it is the Game of Thrones
Whu dat semen demon?
i saw this discussion or the asoiaf ribbit earlier, but i think it's a good one
what do you think is the worst small mistake anyone has made in the history of got? what was an error, that may not have seemed fatal at the moment, that ended up completely screwing things up for the realm?
i say robb allowing theon to go to pyke
F
Cercei would have killed him before Tyrion would get to the Wall.
If its true that Tywin would have let him go to the Wall.
Ah yes just like ned stark did
whoever is in charge can literally just do whatever the fuck they want and Tywin wanted Tyrion dead since birth
Tyrion was to stupid to set his pity feelings aside. You'd think after he told jon snow to embrace his shortcomings that he'd grow a thick skin.
Are Stannisfags the most dumb got posters of all time?
1. Cuck who gives into a foreign religion
2. Loses all the battles he gets into with westeros forces (wildlings don't count because they're easy prey)
3. Breaks the kin-slaying taboo twice
4. No one likes him
5. Is killed by a giant woman
tourists get out
>did nothing wrong
she stood by and did nothing while her mother poisoned an innocent and kind little girl, and then kept following her mother after that
Pleb tier list
>legend
literally a living meme, not based at all, just so fucking stupid and overacted that even normies are making fun of him
>Davos
shit tier character who has nothing to do, who immediately forgot who stannis was and who immediately switched sides to jon, nothing but a comic relief ever since season 7 - "I saw you staring at her lovely heart" - DISGUTING
>Thorne
a fucking faggot who hid behind the Wall at all times, never went North to see what is happening, a coward who pretends to be brave, BTFOd by Tormund, which is quite embarassing
>Edd
absolutely nothing special about him
>Jorah
had potential to be an amazing character but he's been memed into being a cuck by D&D - well acted, but otherwise pretty boring atm, he will die today because he has nothing better to do
>Ramsay
normie tier character, muh psychopath - fucking retarded character that is as shit as sand snakes
>Radmure
a total cuck, a weak man full of pride
>Qyburn
eh
PATRICIAN /OURGUY/ LIST:
>Mance Rayder
>Tywin Lannister
>Randyll Tarly
>Jaime Lannister
>Blackfish
>Stannis Baratheon
>Roose Bolton
>Robert Baratheon
>Barristan Selmy
>Qhorin Halfhand
>Yoren
Don't (YOU) me if you disagree. Also, if you disagree you're a faggit.
I'll be honest, if this show just becomes about the allied forces vs cersei for "who winz da iron throne!?!!" I'll be pretty fucking irritated.
I mean, what would have been the point of the entire series at that point, if the ending is just everything going back to being the same with kings and queens of westeros.
Poster above me so retarded doesn't even deserve a (nigger).
Best looking girl on the show.
radmure did nothing wrong
@113641617
>Yoren
>Qhorin Halfhand
who
So for the next episode...
Not dying.
>Cercei
>Euron
>The Mountain
>Jaime
>Qyburn
>Tyrion
>Jon/Aegon
>Daenerys
>The Hound
>Arya
>Sansa
>Melisandre
>Sam
>Yara
>Fat Gilly
>Missandei
>Brann
Maybe dying
>Bronn
>Beric
>Davos
>Varys
>Jorah
>Gendry
>Podrick
>Lyanna
Certainly dying
>Brienne
>Tormund
>Theon
>Grey Worm
>Eddison
Still alive, but unlikely to make a comeback in GOT.
>Daario
>Jaqen
>Meera
>Ellaria
>Robin
>Hot Pie
>Tywin
He got outplayed by a literal child and had to resort to flipping the table.
>ah yes just like ned stark did
tywin isn't joffrey. tyrion would be spared because of the deal jaime and tywin made.
>Bail me
>Bail me!
Wtf did Ned expect Yoren to do?
>CAPTURING THE MILL INTENSIFIES
What did he mean by this?
If Jaime dies tonight without doing something super significant, we riot
>grey worm dying
>not missandei
d&d made it very very very clear that grey worm has the death mark on him and missandei is safe, which probably means grey worm will live to see missandei lose her head or get zombified
600 VOTES
ONE PITY VOTE FOR BALON!
PATHETIC PERFORMANCE FROM DAENERYS, WHO HAS WON VERY FEW VOTES IN THE LAST HALF HOUR. GOOD PERFORMANCE OF STANNIS AND SMALLER FACTIONS.
STANNIS WITH 222 VOTES, BECOMES KING EVEN WITHOUT LITTLEFINGER, WITH JON, RENLY, ROBB, MANCE, EURON AND EDMURE
TYWIN HAS KEKED THE COALITION OF IRREDUCIBLE ARRYNS. KEEP VOTING
The IRS was too close
Where are the leaks /got/
I don't want to sit through 4 more of these shitty episodes for closure
What stopped tywin from killing him before that? He had plenty of chances.
Jonny youre so jolly
I am sorry that you died
I love you Jon oh me oh my
I will follow you Jon anywhere
Forever, hey you over there!
Bend the knee, my son
The bards will sing across the narrow sea
For Jon is the one true king
>Winterfell gets sacked and captured by Ironborn
>as a Northman it is your duty to take it back, which you do
>torture the man who did this to the home of your Northern brothers
>get legitimised for your deeds and valour
>marry Sansa Stark, unite your houses and become the Lord of Winterfell legally
>consummate the marriage on your wedding night
>Jon Reddit spergs out about consent or something and goes to war with you despite being a literal bastard with not a single claim
>Execute his traitorous brother
>Win the war until Dabid saves jon
Ramsay did not a single thing wrong unironically
>HE WAS CRUEL
you are reddit
not when Doreah and Radmure's wife exist
shit taste
Why won't we get an leak like last week
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ballsack. Ugly looking stupid cunt-face.
You won't be getting that promotion at this rate.
meant for
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honorable mention: Jeor Mormont
he was based
too bad he died the way he did
cruel
Rajinder was arrested by the Poolice.
She looks like a little boy. Which is fine, because she's literally a child there.
This year they're much tighter on the leaks. Don't expect much.
>mat pressing
I'm laughing at the image of Sandor getting Sansa in a half nelson
I've said it before and I'll say it again. She looks like my ex.
finger in the bum
why do you have a picture of an underage girl saved on your pc, user ?
>post-apocalyptic
>2nd wall
>Varys is a Merling
plus all the other very bottom tier ones
can someone explain to me?
yes
The worst thing about GoT is not the Reddit or Sjw crowed but the unhealthy amount of pajeets watching this show.
>Not just waiting for it to air
Frig off randy go eat some fucking cheeseburgers
fuck off randy
1. He is an atheist. His advisore is religious, not him.
2. N-no that battle it doesn't count! Besides, he held Storm's End while starving.
3. Renly was going to kill him, he didn't know Gendry, and was estranged from Robert anyway. For Shireen see 4 & 5.
4 & 5. Shireen's and Stannis' deaths are character assassination by D&D.
>I am the King of the Seven Kingdoms, but that doesn't matter
>Every one of us - we're all equal
what did he mean by this?
Sansa would make Clegane tap because she's a strong womyn.
>my pc
it's on my eternal hard disk, user :^))))
What are the chances that we see Hodor and Summer come back as Wights?
>except Xaro Xhoan Davos and Salladhor Saan, who are superior
yassssss
Lol
REEEEEEEEE I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW
who the fuck is randy
>not remembering based yoren
here's 6 minutes of early seasons kinoteque
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bros...
fuck Renly the would be usurper
I want to put a snow in bear loli
Wasn't it a huge plot point that if Jon bent the knee to anyone, the Northerners would abandon him because they wanted their kingdom back, and not just be another servant of the Iron Throne?
Whatever happened that?
Is Stannis the most reddit character?
>stannis dies in the last episode of season 5
>jon snow dies in the last episode of season 5
>melisandre revives jon snow at the beginning of season 6
>it has been stated multiple times that stannis is the one
>people still don't understand that stannis soul was revived in jon's body
DAMNIT RANDY FUG OFF ALREADY!
>mordhau release tomorrow
>will be RPing stannis
ARRRGH
Azor hound, shit's gun be gud
would you give her a independent north bros?
based Glover staying in Deepwood Motte instead of serving Targ fucking shits
Yes
Azor Jaime
Stephen Dillane being too charismatic for Stannis
MY NAME IS JAIME
>pancake ass
I would give her a workout routine that includes squats
have sex
Daenerys, Tyrion or any Stark
People did turn on him though. The Umbers told him to go fuck himself. Besides its not as if people who are mad at him have literally a single place to go considering it's the dead on the one side and the lannister fucking shits on the other.
shes going to be the next lindsey lohan
Yeah more like Stannis, Jaime and Bronn
>Are Stannisfags the most dumb got posters of all time?
duh
Worst Characters:
1. Stannis Baratheon (King of stupid. So vile, burned his own kid. Should have bent the knee to Renly. Worshipped by incels.)
2. Robert Baratheon (Stupid and cucked by Cersei. Indirect cause of everything wrong. Has no character but memes.)
3. Jaime Lannister (Slave to her sister's cunt. Mostly a smug idiot. Forced redemption arc that doesn't make sense.)
4. Baelish (Always thinks he is smarter than he actually is even when truly smart characters like Sansa are involved.)
5. Cersei Lannister (Ruined lots of lives. Stupid and arrogant. Foolishly opposes my Dany. Doesn't know when to give up.)
Best Characters:
1. My lovely Dany (Most deserving of the Throne. Best girl, best khaleesi, best queen. Most pure and beautiful. Cute dragons.)
2. Tyrion Lannister (Smart and funny dwarf. Removed Tywin, another nonsensical patriarchal archetype that was shitting up the plot.)
3. Sansa Stark (Smartest Character, defeated Cersei, Baelish, Ramsay. Greatest character development. Keeps up with my Dany.)
4. Arya Stark (Based assassin, suffered the most out of everyone but always pulls through. My savage little wolf cub.)
5. Brienne of Tarth (Loyal and just to a fault. Completely destroyed the hound who exemplifies toxic masculinity. Justly executed the worst character.)
jaime + brian :-)
i am so tired of lyanna mormont, i really really hope she's the first victim of the battle
CAREFUL NOW
Will we see a wight Stannis kill Brienne?
How can a McDonald's employee be this based?
Stannis posters are unironically the most based and undeniably the most loyal. We will stay by our King no matter what. You bandwagoning fucking shits cannot say the same.
Am I gay for finding Nikolaj attractive?
by what right can /got/ judge a showfag
by what right
>staying loyal to the worst character on the show
have sex
Stannis is pure reddit
How is there anyone more Reddit than Daenerys "YASS QUEEN SLAY" Targaryen?
I don't like Stannis because he would stop me from fapping to Exhentai.
>post-apocalyptic
The Long Night was a nuclear winter. A pretty common one.
>2nd wall
The Five Forts to the East of Yi Ti, supposedly built around the same time as the Wall to protect from something in the Grey Waste (basically Essos' version of the Land of Always Winter). Also relates to the theory that Essos and Westeros connect in the far northeast
>Varys is a Merling
Varys is a mermaid. No idea where that comes from or if it's serious.
DANY MUST DIE! JUSTICE FOR VISERYS!
The Hound and Arya
Only if you want to suck his dick.
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shut the fuck up you disloyal mongrel. You think you are littlefinger but you are just a spineless side-switching twerp. I have been /Stannis/ since season 2 as have my brothers.
You cannot relate
Go and dilate
Why do people find her pretty again? It's almost as if screentime gives you a +5 to Appearance
Dany is Tumblr. Tyrion is pure Reddit because of his nihilistic hedonism.
punished jamie best jamie
Depends. Do you think he is objectively handsome? Do you want to look like him? Not gay.
Do you want to fuck him or vice versa? Gay.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Bongs and bings ?
see
Just leak the entire season already leakers, jesus.. I can't handle the wait for something that will disappoint me big time
She is the only one to speak up
She's pretty Norf already
Only Faith of the Seven riders are based and blessed.
All degenerate ape religions btfo
- Cersei
- Jaime
- Tyrion
- Brienne
- Davos
- Podrick
- Bronn
- Edmure & Roslin Tully and Child
possibly Jorah Mormont and Varys
How do westeros winters work? For variable duration seasons winter it cannot be a normal planetary phenomenon, leaving magic. So is it magic causing the winter or magic causing the summer or both?
>Wight Stannis
Stannis isn't dead, so no.
Azor Waymar
He was absolutely nothing like he was in the books, upgraded to S tier villain by Dabid because "LOL HE CUT OFF DA BALLZ SO HARDCORE", and has all logic thrown out the window so d&d could make him powerful (same retarded OC shit as cersei nuking the sept and becoming queen)
If you like Ramsay, you are reddit. There's no compromise or exception. You are subhuman vermin
based
reminder to arghposters, we will have your heads on a stick before the show ends
it still hasn't been explained
Stannisfags, death liberates you from your oaths. Stannis is dead, you don't have to be loyal to a dead man.
His father will avenge him
there are roasties in this thread right now
Yea Forums: Stannis
Reddit: Tyrion
Tumblr: Daenerys
Facebook: Jon
>*quips*
Azor cercei
I guess if you look into it you will find planets that have a variable revolution time around their star due to influence of other planets/stars. In such a planet, seasons would behave like that.
Or simply remove the axis of the Earth and strongly prolong the revolution time.
post pics
>For variable duration seasons winter it cannot be a normal planetary phenomenon
May be an unstable star
imagine the smell...
Fuck your stupid poll, you fag.
And stick your list someplace even Renly never found. You both suck and I hope you get raped to death and Joe Biden feels up your mother at your funeral and everyone throws a party after you're dead because you smell bad and nobody likes you they just pretend to because they feel sorry for you for being fat and disconcerting to even look at.
(You)-fishing redditfugee wetback cunts. Just die.
Balls
GrrM said since the beginning the reason is magical and not scientific
Unironically the CotF broke the whole climate when they used magic to destroy the Arm of Dorne
Tits or GoTFO
who is twitter?
Are Stannischads the most PATRICIAN got posters of all time?
1. Chad who bends worshippers or a foreign religion to his will
2. Only DABID can stop him
3. Puts down an usurping fucking DOG and the other time he makes the hardest sacrifice in the world, just showing how far he is prepared to go to serve the realm
4. Literally everyone likes him, even those who don't
5. Is the sole survivor of the battle for Winterfell, kills multiple men despite being wounded, finally sits down and accepts his death (due to being handicapped by the cowardly Ser Twynty) and is mercy killed by a soon-to-be-legendary warrior who was later knighted by none other than the greatest swordsman and the second (Stannis is the first) Azor Ahai, Jaime Lannister
OUR KING
OUR KING
OUR KING
jajajaj nah..
this is by far the best looking, if you dont agre you have shit taste either that or you are a racist shit.
melissandre is nice too
now I have that song stuck in my head again.
I should check out that album at least, it's a really well-written song
anyone have the frame this pic is based on?
cringe and bluepilled
Maybe Daenerys too? Checked
if only she didnt have that cow hoop in her nose
Margaery's voice sounds like her breath stinks
>could have been a 9.5/10 qt
>chose to have a septum ring instead
dany also
the absolute state of Stannisfags
S T A N N I S
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She looks like she has saggy deflated pancake tits.
I know right? Fucking disgusting looking thanks to that cow ring
Bitch is 19.
She's been road legal for 3 years m8.
>they don't understand that he'd be ahead of her in the line of succession even if he was a chick
Fucking normies, I swear to god.
Muh dick
Oldfags: Bronn
Newfags: Stannis
Electionfags: Jaime
Based, but you're missing spiderman
t. reddit
Missandei is second best girl user.
Bend the knee or be destroyed
would still be buttmad i think
after all she did all that shit by herself, jon is a cuck that is there simply by dumb luck and being a bastard of a house that isnt even his own
That hair and ring in the nose ruin it for me.
Predict their reaction when Dany dies
nice
Literal dog.
Frey Pie Roslin is untouchable
10/10 Frey Pie in a world full of goblinas
why do you guys champion a literal cuck?
i don't give a fuck about how he was in the books.
If genders were reversed people would riot.
based and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled
>2 episodes in
>My qt red witch still isn't here
wtf bros
because Victarion was cut entirely
BESSIE GANGBANG
Wouldn't work with a star that colour, the goldilocks zone would be too small for major variations like that
That isn't Sansa or Margaery.
I wouldn't tho
>cringe and bluepilled
>literally just copying what another user called you
imagine being this butthurt over supporting a dead meme character
It's more complicated than that, each year still got its normal season, but at the same time there are the """great""" seasons, so during the long summer ya still got the slightly colder winters, vice versa during the winters etc etc
same with arya sex scene
Not riot but theyd call it rape
>noble in higher position of authority propositions sex from underling due to "just wanting to do it". Gendry unable to prevent the rape due to his lower social stature.
I'd love to have a go on Bessie.
SHOW ME THE BODY
AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VICTARION COULD'VE MADE THIS SHOW SO MUCH BETTER WHY WAS HE CUT FROM THE SHOW EVEN IN THE BOOKS HE IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER THAN EURON OR ASHA OR ANY OTHER GREYJOY EXCEPT MAYBE THEON AAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG VICTARION IS SO COOL AND SO BASED AND I LOVE HIM AND HE WAS GREAT AND AMAZING AND STRONG AND THEY CUT HIM FROM THE SHOW
This . GRRM is all about scientific plausibility (that's why the dragons are wyverns) and is a scifi writer but he always said that the seasons are just fuggen magic with no other explanation.
>Sansa
first for
>The Hound turns out being gay
>The Night King/white walkers are a metaphor for nuclear weapons
>Coalition of Irreducible Arryns
Tell me about Banefort
>negro did i not make myself clear
Ok so how big of a part of you guys liking Stannis are his buddies?
Im rewatching the show, at s2e2 now and Stannis is the coolest motherfucker cuz Onionbro and RedWitch both incredibly interesting and stand out of all the characters so far, every scene with them is amazing. Like 2nd scene Davos appears in he straight up calls him a god. Melisandre does pretty much the same thing. I also really liked how neurotic he was in this scene
youtube.com
peak feudalism
Half of GoT characters would be alive by this logic
Me on the right
>Brienne fag
Nah you just did, cocksucker.
he was a cuck desu
Bronn's not even there
>a metaphor for nuclear weapons
nah dawg they're a metaphor for climate change
>we all got to work together to defeat it etc etc
>by herself
>is gifted dragons by Illyrio
>marries into Khalasar royalty and inherits its people when the actual leader dies
>literally just buys a load of men
>uses her dragons to kill slave owners and get the eunuchs to serve her instead
>gets Barristan who is only there because he wants to fuck up his bosses who fired him
>exact same with Tyrion
>gets Jorah because he waifus her
>exact same with Jon
>has never been in single combat or made a tactical decision in her life, just strongarms with muh dragons
Vs Jon, the People's Champ
>willingly gives up his titles and shit to serve the realm as a man of the Night's Watch, turns himself into a commoner
>through his numerous accomplishments of both martial and tactical prowess, he rises to the top and becomes the leader
>the freefolk are won over by his heroics and attempts to save them
>kills a white walker in mortal combat while he and his men are holding off the dead so that the civilians can escape
>is killed by traitors, leaves
>takes back Winterfell by the power of the sword and his fucking fists
>due to all of this he is crowned king in the north
>sold for your name and looks to the most powerful khal
>hatch dragons given to you as a wedding gift by accident
>buy an army with said dragons and then turn around and kill the masters
>fuck up everything in Meereen then fuck more shit up in Westeros and just hand the night king his most powerful weapon
Vs
>bastard (secretly rightful king) joins the nights watch
>climbs the ranks fairly
>seduce and cum inside ginger
>become lord commander in a fair election
>get murdered and resurrected
>go south and become king in the north
>resign for yasss kween
>ready to lay down life again for other people who don’t deserve it
>be 5’8
Jon just can’t catch a break
do you have high hopes for the choreography this episode? the battle at the wall against the wildlings was shit
Yea Forums: Jaime
Reddit: Stannis
Tumblr: Sansa
Facebook: Dany
Twitter: Arya
>each year still got its normal season
Do they say that in books? Always sounded like they had a constant long summer followed by a long winter.
blessed Faith of the Seven warrior slays the generate heathen KANG
Go get catfished by a granny.
>cuck
that would imply he enjoyed it
Instead he beat her to death
give leaks now
Where the fuck are the leaks so I can go to my mate’s birthday
>takes back Winterfell by the power of the sword and his fucking fists
Imagine unironically saying shit like this.
he killed his wife as soon as he found out
not cucked
/got/: littlefinger
Reminder of the reddit leak for deaths from last week
>Jorah
Dies holding the line in a last stand while Lyanna is dragged off by their own men yelling to be lef go
>Podrick
Brienne is almost overwhelmed by several wights but he charges in and takes two down before receiving a fatal blow. She ragemodes the rest and holds him as he passes.
>Missandei
When the second army arrives and presses in on Winterfell she is found and killed during thd panicked evacuation
>Beric + Hound
Latter is killed but the former revives him at the cost of himself
>Melisandre
Sets fire to the main hall via magic after the the wight horde enters and dies in the flames offering herself up and praying for salvation for mankind
>Gendry
Attacks a Walker with his smithing hammer and a pale of hot coals, speared through the chest and Arya has to put him down before he turns after dispatching the walker
Ser Lady Brienne of Tarth of House Lannister.
Brienne rides on the side of proper men.
Not degenerate ape religion trash.
Edd is a good lad. Survived Fist of the First Men, Hardhome and East Watch.
I really loved the scene when Stannis the idiot got led into a trap against Ramsay, when he took his sword off and advanced, and they did an aerial view showing the soldiers closer to him advancing while the other half of the army was retreating. That was really nice.
Tyrion is pure Reddit for his epic maymay quips and orbiting of Dany. Dany is pure Tumblr for her feminist shit.
This one's still more accurate, just add Dany to Twitter as well as Tumblr.
mfw refreshing /r/freefolk new posts every 5 minutes for leaks
That's a cute dog. Is it a yellow lab?
>Gave a touching eulogy to his dead lover
What an absolute lad
so shit taste its then.
noone is even close to this girl
I cant wait for this episode. I dont care if its shit writing I cant wait to see these fucking characters finally die.
IIRC yes, either that or some secondary book, I'm fairly convinced I read it somewhere, but I might be wrong after all
>Missandei dying
Not enough. Kill that fucking Worm as well. KILL HIM, I COMMAND IT!
>gendry dies
stop
That applies to fucking everyone now though.
Christ almighty, the writing in this show is shocking.
It's like a guardians of the galaxy movie.
while it was an easy plan, exploiting slavery to conquer the area was her idea, and also her merit that the dragons were born
obviously she's a royalty bitch so she didn't take a sword herself and conquer the world with it
exploiting her beauty is also acceptable, been done many times in history too, why would one discard such an advantage?
jon is a good person but without his name he would have been just another random honorable fodder, he can only go solo
bastards battle was unironically won by sansa (sadly), he has little merits in that
maybe only one was looking so easy to defeat that he could lure out all the enemy army and save himself a siege
POST THE LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Arya is MySpace
It's fine because Arya will be pregnant so house baratheon can continue
>he doesn't know that Marvel-tier writing is the future of television because it will attract the largest ratings
user...
>characters and scenes that women will never understabd
Lads I just wanna apologise. I shitposted about Tolkien and GURM in the last few days but started reading ASoIaF now and it's really not half bad. The shitting Dany scenes seem outlier.
I only dig her because of my abs obsession desu
but now it's winter and we shall see none of it
>rewatching GoT
>just finished S4E3 and the Purple Wedding
>previews for next episode has a lot of Dany in it
Got damn it. I really like to give a fair chance to all storylines even if I don't like them, but Dany's are just so fucking boring and retarded. For fuck's sake.
i never got the impression that gendry felt any attraction for her, imagine the audience reaction if he rejected her
Books are shit tier
Read Hemingway
I would rather have Greyworm dead if I had to choose between the two. Honestly would have never hated the two if they weren’t small character who were made much bigger by D&D, and as a result, stealing screen time from more worthy characters.
most daenerys chapters are shit, don't worry.
Who is instagram?
im rewatching the show as well and straight up skipping all the bids related to her. Im probably enjoying the show more than the first time thanks to it, i swear to god every scene with her is the same shit and it went on for 7 seasons non stop.
You unironically liked that moment? He single handedly managed to turn an already granted defeat into an absolute disaster. He is the worst battle leader ever seen.
Everyone is a quip machine now, not just him. That said, he got the Marvel treatment the worst. I actually really liked him before D&D made him Dany's quipping orbiter.
Brienne is so fucking ourgirl its not even funny
Missandei dying and Grey Worm going to bumfuckistan or wherever to stand and keep guard over the people who can't defend themselves is the true kino
I have. I'm under no pretense that GURM is high brow literature but it's not utter trash as I thought either.
>undead Hound
If he gets Beric's flaming sword and the leaks about Cersei attacking the survjvors are true we still might get Cleganebowl
Mot them, I have Missandei 3rd, before Margaery and Sansa.
Who team R'hllor here
The first three books are legitimately acceptable. But after that, the quality drops, with some high points here and there for books 4 and 5
>tfw this nigga gets to read the Jaime chapters for the first time
Savor it
Revive these guys from their deaths and/or character assassinations and the show would be based again.
this is a great question and there are LOADS of these that become apparent when you re-read the books
Both him and Ramsay absolutely fucked up there by killing off the cavalry but the shot was pure kino.
>what do you mean Stannis would force me to work in the fields
>no I’d be a card carrying member of his political party ahah
>lord of light
>shits out a demon
someone explain this :DD
And all written within 5 years of each other. He lost his touch over 15 years ago.
Would he die of diseases like book canon or will D&D just ignore that exists?
Stannis and Littlefinger only had screentime deaths, not actual ones
Same with varys
Lucifer translates to light bearer
Ah, if you look at it merely by an artistical pov then it's ok. Good scene, yes.
Her armour always looks like it is plastic.
What the fuck happened to the armour in this show?
Season 1 had kinda cool stuff, now the only decent shit is Jaime's dirty shitty plate, jorah's ratty set, and berric's outfit.
Pedobear's gear was okay, and Jon's brigandine is alright.
The rest is atrocious though.
Then again, armour is fucking pointless despite jorah making a big deal about it in season 1.
All but Ned. His death was necessary to set the stage for most of the plot.
Add Robert. Bobby, Ned, Stannis, and Tywin coming back from the dead to save Westeros from the Others and the incompetence of their inadequate successors would be incredibly based
THERE
WILL
NOT
BE
AN
AZOR
AHAI
Without light there could be no shadows
>We haven't seen an actual knight with a helmet ever since season 4 when the Mountain fought the Red Viper
Sansa said as much when she and Dany were talking last ep. The North won't kneel once its all over.
Thoros was the true Rh'llor priest, Melly is just a sorceress posing as a red priestess
n-word, Stannis turned his back on the Gods.
Got catfished into heretical trash religion by a literal foreign granny whore.
Stannis the TRASH KANG.
He also was completly useless. He was shit at everything and costantly suffered of inferiority complex for his dead brother which was the actual family Chad. This is what happens when you put a beta cuck in a power position.
this scene was so ridiculous
Stannis le mannis is reddit, sorry bucko.
t. Shownly
there is no "lord of light" but magic is real. melisandre could have worshiped our lord savior jesus and the result would still have been a shadow baby
>the seven
Meme gods
>R'hllor
factually exists
Stannis was ahead of his time
And what about the Prince or *Princess* that was promised? It was mentioned just last season
He's an atheist. His advisor is religious, not him.
Turned his back on the only pantheon of truly fake gods to bring back worship of the lord of light and life to his heathen homeland. Took one for the team by sleeping with an old hag to save lives from open battle.
So based
>fair election
Didn't Sam rig it for Jon? Or was that just the books?
You're right. I'll change it and post it in the next thread.
Battle of Castle Black>Battle of Blackwater Bay>Battle for Hardhome>>>>>>>>>Battle for Winterfell
Lyanna, Brienne, Sansa, Arya and Dany will all get their 'female avengers assemble' moment as they protect Bran from the NK. I guess Theon can also stand in as an honorary woman.
The shot was great but the scene itself was dumb just like most battle scenes because combat gets completely disregarded in the show. Still far more enjoyable than shit like Euron destroying Yara's fleet.
...
nice
>Battle of Castle Black>anything
Funny guy
Are we still fighting the War for Cersei's Cunt?
i have a hypothesis that they just started using old Marvel capeshit hand me down costumes and altering them slightly.
WHERE
ARE
THE
LEAKS
>DROP THE SCYTHE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Retard.
Just be patient. Some pajeet will leak it in an hour with terrible quality.
careful what you wish for..
Ready for Mel to save the day. Didn't realize she would be Azor Ahai
MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
no
i've already given you the correct list
hardhome > blackwater > castle black = jaime charging dany > battle of the bastards
Why does the NK even come close to winterfell, he could just stay a few miles away while his endless army overruns the entire castle
>faith of the seven
wrecks magical bullshit for centuries
>muh powerful magic, how can it be stopped??
oh, this cheap ass obsidian rock that nobody uses.
To kill the dragons and Bran
There ain't any. it's just shitposting here.
>children of the forest create a weapon that will top at nothing to eradicate man
>they can't get rid of it
it's a nuke
Azor Hotpie
>picking the battle Stannis wins for the 7 kingdoms as first choice
based
Yeah, he was a dumbass to trust Littlefinger and Cersei too. Did he really think Cersei would let hem be king when he gave her Robert's paper? He had nobody to blame but himself when he died.
Yeah man. Or power rangers shit.
IF you're going in that angle, then it's a bioweapon, not a nuke
He really is the worst commander in the series. Well, him and Stannis might be tied
Bioweapons dont cause nuclear winter though
>He is the worst battle leader ever seen.
this
jon was only ever a good warrior but never good at tactics
I WANT LEAKS REEEEEE
>He really is the worst commander in the series.
Dany and balon are also in the running
Game.of.Thrones.S08E03.1080p.WEB.x264-ADRENALiNE[ettv]
There were some on reddit last week of highly dubious veracity that have been reposted in this thread
Stannis suffered from the fact that he was alone against the rest of his family (while Jon always got the support of everyone), that he lacked resources to keep up his army and that he liked the kind of charisma that keeps people stick with him.
If their starting points had been switched, Stannis might have had a higher success rate. All the true warriors are poor tacticians tho.
Jon is why you dont let children run shit.
He only made Lord Commander because ole fatass wanted a boyfriend to protect him from being bullied.
A Game....
of Thrones...
Fake but here's a real one
Game of Thrones S08E03 480p x264 HDMI -mSD
fuck off
>All the true warriors are poor tacticians tho.
allow me to introduce myself, ser
Dany started a World War because slavery hurt her feelings then bailed out on it cuz of muh iron throne.
She is awful.
This man surely is telling the truth
>Game_of_Throns_s8e3.exe
It's out lads!
Brother I hear you, I've been here for like 5 hours, waiting for a link. I want to get back to my life.
Never seen his tactics in the show tho. He seemed like the kind of guy that would train the ass out of his troops so that they were of higher quality all the time. Didn't seem the guy that would resort to petty tricks when his chances sucked. Also he got btfo as anyone else by dothrakis.
where??
>world war
>astapor and yunkai versus mereen is a world war
>mfw I get to watch it at 9 tonight while you faggots have to wait till after to pirate it
>cause the deaths of thousands and a giant war that destroys a dynasty
>do it all for some dick
was lyanna retarded
>.exe
>mfw no leaks and EUfags have to watch episode live at 2 AM
>9 tonight
Based eastcoast bro
She did because she was enslaved and got to know what a slave wanted. To be free. So she exploited it to get what she wanted. Nothing special.
it's great watching these fags seethe with no shitty leak to download
>tfw I hope there'll be some dumb bitch like the girl with the first episode
>2019
>still watching GOT
>not just shitposting in /got/
Its actually 3AM nigga
>implying they won't set up their RSS feed to download it overnight so they can enjoy it in the morning over brekky
>Also he got btfo as anyone else by dothrakis.
the dothraki vastly outnumbered them and had a gigantic dragon backing them up. in a fair fight, tarly's army would absolutely smash the dothraki
Based Beastcoast Bros
based AcoK
Did she get nailed to a cross in the end? Was dumb enough to show the reflection of her face on the laptop screen.
>AcoK
Azor Ahai
are you really that stupid? there are a ton of streams that just mirror hbo's channel at the same quality, i don't even have to pirate it, i just watch it same time as you do, except i don't pay for anything other than my internet connection
>be euro
>friend wants to watch it together
>know that he wont make it till tomorrow evening
Nothing beats watching it in the morning and shitposting for the whole day afterwards though.
>at 2 AM
that's for Britbongs & others in same time zone
I'd have to fucking wait till 3AM
But I think I'll just watch it tomorrow morning
nah senpai i got things to do, i'll go to sleep normal time and watch it when i wake up in the morning
I suppose she's been given to the tender cares of Ramsay or something
>mfw I can comfortable watch the episode and then go to bed at a decent time for my finals tomorrow
Ned was saying Baelor because he saw Arya on the statue of Baelor. Which is why whatshisname from the nightswatch went to her to force her to shield her eyes.
>IGNITE THE FLAME NOW!
*whips out Lightbringer*
AWOIAF > AcoK
You have finals already? I still got a few weeks to go. Best of luck.
>watching it on your shitty, tiny little monitor
COPE
>owning a TV at all
t. boomer
Stannis.
Stannis!
STANNIS!
>he doesn't own a 60'+ 4k QLED TV
I pity you zoomer.
nah twitter is sansa
>constantly implied that she has been saying smart 'woke' things from the start when really it's just been a teenage girl whining
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>QLED
>not watching it on your $3k tv in the living room with your head on mommy's lap.
holy fuck, i wish i were this based
tbf I would've rode out too, no one would leave their brother out to die like that
I'm probably going to watch it on moday's evening with a russian dub
Go to the parliament one, Bobby
>being too stupid to mirror your PC screen onto your smart television
you're twice as dumb as i thought
enjoy paying the jew toll to hbo, though, i'll be watching the same thing as you at the same time, but for free
More like
New Ghis
Yunkai
Qarth
Tolos
Elyria
Mantarys
with the reasonable assumption that more will join in.
The entire worlds economy is reliant on the slave trading at slavers bay.
The Iron Bank and Westeros both felt the effects of it.
That one's gay. No sane person runs their government with a fucking parliament. Plus it looks like a split since I've seen posts over 3 hours old in that one.
DAMNIT MORE WINE
that was just the books it was aemon giving jon his last vote in the show
>Qarth
>Tolos
>Elyria
>Mantarys
I don't remember that happening.
In the books, Volantis was mad but Braavos not so much. Braavos was founded by freed slaves after all and they made slavery illegal both there and in the places they conquered, like Pentos.
>pyceк