FALSE!

FALSE!
We made it up :)

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How dare you lie to me, you handsome bastard.

This one was created by a writer.

Yes, it is true. I, indeed, fucked your mother.

If you think I ate the whole thing...you're right.

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you're wrong

It was a writer

>1940s Europe... mysterious disappearances, death camps, mass graves... Some six million people of Jewish heritage suddenly go missing. Did Hitler and his Nazi regime divert critical war resources to methodically kill these people? Or is this just a fairy tale told to bolster support for nationless new world order?

>Was it fact... or fiction?

>That was a lie invented by our writing staff. If you look at the hard numbers, you’d see it’s actually impossible to....

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>that episode where Riker denies the Cardassian massacre if the Bajorans, and insisted they should have done the same to the (((Ferengi)))

>Is this story of Anne Frank and her diary the truth, or are we simply taking a lie and milking it for all it's worth?

>It's up to you decide. And take your time, we promise not to turn up the heat (of the ovens).

He always looked so smug after announcing a fake one.

I loved this show so much. Pure 90s kino.

Massacre? It was a war!

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>If you were taken in by our charismatic cast and lead to believe this was truthful then I'm afraid you've been had. The infrastructure and manpower to systematically genocide than many Jews unfortunately didn't exist.

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I used to watch this shit every sunday

pure comfy

How can there be war crimes if there was no war?

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that is correct, but remind me why did you stop with Bajorans? the Ferengi need to learn a hard lesson

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Even as a kid I know that literally every single episode what made up

>this... is a completely true story!

>you might find it impossible to believe thirteen percent of the population is responsible for over half of the violent crime committed in the United States, but the FBI has released...

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Some segments felt like they were written around a single scary or bizarre image. AYAOTD felt like that too. There would be a half assed story andout Bobcat Goldthwait playing a sandman, but what everyone remembered is the girl being pulled under the bed.

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based and rikerpilled

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I watched this with my dad all the time and he would always say every story was true, then when OP happened, he would let out a pained wail. That's how I learned that autism is hereditary.

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