Hi Peter Parker, you have something for me?

>Hi Peter Parker, you have something for me?
What did she mean by this?

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I was so happy she was barely in it

>yeah, this dick
What did he mean by this?

Why did she randomly change into a black cocktail dress for this scene

It was astoundingly obvious a lot of her scenes were cut

>Yea Forums pretends this isn't attractive

Are you gay or something? She's prettier than ScarJo.

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she shot her parts inbetween her night-walking.

>My producers always tell me to smile and put on a happy face

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Gauntlet=civilization
Spider-Man=gender allies
Thanos and iron man=patriarchy

She wants his Penis Parker.

Nah fag, she's ugly and has bolt on tits. Bland too

>he actually watched this
Lmao. Kys

>namefag being unique and different

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>Watching capeshit
>Calling other people s*y

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>namefag

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she wanted his butt

>capeshitter

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with a metric ton of make-up on and some nice clothes, perhaps
otherwise i'd take ScarJo over her every time
bitch has bolted on tits, no hips and no ass

>"Hey, Peter Parker..."
>Closes eyes, inhales and then licks her lips
>"You smell like a virgin~"
What was the point of this scene?

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She looks like such a bitch like pic related. I want have sex with her

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Her ass is sad, extremely sad

It’s foreshadowing

I just hope we get some Parker/Marvel /ss/ art out of this.

>guys! I really liked it guys i swear! Amirite fellow men?

Most people here pretend to have high standards.

Penis of course

she wants the SPIDER DICK

Fucking this
The way she said that and Pete's reaction demands /ss/ art

Didn’t you spam Shazam threads?

>"I don't know how you're going to get it through all that?"
>"Don't worry about me. Just make sure that sweet little ass is still in one piece when I get back."
Is it me or are the Russos taking Carol in a weird direction?

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cant wait for the 5-hour directors cut

>le too smart for college face

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>cant wait for the 5-hour directors cut

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she was so powerful i felt she amounted to a COD killstreak.. considering how serious of a threat thanos to the universe he was she couldnt of taken 5 minutes and flown through his ship in the 90s?

>namefag

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>>namefag

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>>>namefag

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it's canon

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>>>>namefag

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She looks hotter with the short hair desu

>>>>>namefag

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Imagine typing in a cringey /pol/ name so you can false-flag, then going into capeshit threads and calling other people losers

I'm just messing with you guys, I actually love marvel movies!

>>>>>>namefag

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>>>>>>>namefag

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>>>>>>>>namefag

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>>>>>>>>>namefag

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Mommy Danvers is the best way to save this character. Just give her some milkers and a fat ass and we will call it a day

Captain Marvel clearly wants to take Peter Parker to space and bury huge hole-breaking alien strap-ons in his ass, all while remaining smug and refusing to break character when he starts crying and begging for more. I think she'll learn that the steady, rhythmic sounds of her hips slapping against his ass, ramming all ten inches of her gorgeous color-changing kree strap-on over and over into his snug, slippery, well-lubed little ass feels /good/, but it's not fulfilling. She needs to spread her message to all Earth women, and that's the plot of Captain Marvel 2. Every woman on Earth fucks Spiderman with a strap-on.

>>>>>>>>>>namefag

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>>>>>>>>>>>>namefag

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>Hi Peter Parker, you have something for me?
>...
>*PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP* *PWAP*

For me it’s the negative ass, lego head and grotesque feet

penis

>this thread

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Based

No it wasn't because those scenes don't exist

>Peter autistically spergs and magdumps all of his webbing in her face.

"Oh god! Oh god! I'm so sorry!"

>MCU makes it's first premature ejaculation joke.


Why not? We had Steve complimenting his own ass, and Groot suggesting a dick measuring contest.

>She's prettier than ScarJo.
this

>footfag

opinion immediately discarded

Never forget.

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More like Peter Pork-her

>MCU makes the first mainstream shota characters

JESUS CHRIST! THIS IS WHAT WINNING FEELS LIKE!

LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG

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Coffee makes me sleepy instead of alert. why?

Hey kid wanna /ss/?

>She's prettier than ScarJo.
that isn't saying much

What do the wage gap and brie larson’s ass have in common?

She isnt as hot as ScarJo, but still really hot. Yea Forums is lying if they say they wouldnt bang her

Can someone explain why Carol kept pinching Peter's ass at Tony's funeral? I'm a brainlet.

You're right, but many people seem to think ScarJo is some kind of God Tier beauty for some reason.

>my spidery sense is detecting how wet welcoming pus...

Marvel is so fucking BASED

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does Parker have a leg fetish or something? I'm so confused

There are scenes from the trailer with her missing

No idea but he's the ultimate chad in comics and has fucked them all over the years.

>many people seem to think ScarJo is some kind of God Tier beauty for some reason
Jew media shilling for their own people

>Aunt May Catches Carol and Peter
>"I'm you're Aunt, you should have cum to me first"
>special guest Japanese writers

Hype for phase 4

She has a vibrator in her vagina. He is detecting in with his spider-sense. Carol is ready to fuck, he is very surprised.

Spider dick, spider dick
Does everything like a normal dick
It can pee or shoots something white from the tip
A sticky fluid from the spider dick!

Can stain your sheets, can stain your socks
Can stain the assess of several tots

BEWAREEEEEEEEE is the Spider Dick!

When she was younger she was legitimately 10/10 and I don't care who calls me a Jew or shill
Now she looks like an old dyke

How big is the age gap?

well he is in high school and she was a pilot in 1995 already so...

i demand a drawfag to draw something cute with this two

give the deviantart degenerates 2 more weeks and there will be a 5 page comic about this

i dont want porn i want something cute

Thanks for the update Shekelstein

there's only billy batson carols
guess that deals with the age gap though

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>search billy batson for some sweet /ss/
>it's in his Captain Marvel form
Absolutely disgusting.

have sex

I lied there's this too
That's it though

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What even was the point of building her up when she was hardly in the movie? Talk about one big marketing ploy everyone fell for.

Good fucking question

Is that Kelly Bundy?

No. And I hate you for making me take the eternal Scarjew's side in this.

>brushing teeth
>while wearing nothing but a towel and A MASK
Peter you're too hungover, go back to bed.

>why did they use the superhero movie to hype up the starring superhero???
It's a real mystery. I mean, imagine if they'd hyped Thor up during his movies...

there is Spidey/Carol shit but only from the comics where Peter is a 25+ man, the point is that MCU Peter is 15 years old and Carol is a cougar

And when would that be? I hope you're not talking about Lost in Translation, because even then she was a 7/10 at best.

Marvel did mention a Plan B to fix CM if it was a bomb, but is wasn’t. I wonder if Bree Toe Cheese is so loathsome offscreen they have decided to reign her character in and go with this plan b

Same. I feel like they made the right call by putting her in only when absolutely necessary (besides the the girl power scene).

Everyone fell for? You actually think people went in droves to watch her?

When they see the raction of the public they cut her screen time. IF not everybody was going to be so mad and boycott everything, just like the last jedi and star wars.

underrated post

>but is wasn’t

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There was a ton of scenes from the trailers not in the movie. BW was never at a shooting range. Some CM scenes were cut. The characters doing the "walk" were in different places and banner wasnt the hulk

Fpbp

somtimes they change stuff for trailers deliberatly.

One Ragnrock trailer showed a scene after Thor lost his eye, where it was still intact

I hope you’re right

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what an uggo

>everyone
Not people with half decent taste.

nice, give me more

Maybe Peter Parker needs a new mentor after End Game and bounces around and tries to follow Carol for a little bit. Cue a new spidey suit with the Captain Marvel star that just emphasizes his ass even more while he constantly stumbles and fails to match up to her level. And of course, her superior resting bitch face wouldn't go away even when she's smirking at Peter and asking why he squirms so much every time she bangs him from behind. Have her pick him up from school while some of his classmates ask if she's his mom, which Carol would obviously repeat and demand he'd answer in front of them with that bitchy smile. Maybe even dropping hints to Mary Jane, who knows. I don't know, I'm just a Marvel producer

not only was she barely in it the script openly shat on her

search your feelings, you know it to be true

Yea Forums pretends anything that isn't some ridiculous Instagram model isn't attractive. Brie is a solid 7

what a bitch

The movie was stated multiple times to focus on the original 6 avengers the most, I don't know why people thought Carol would have much focus

>the script openly shat on her
Literally when?

She looked good with short hair

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No, smiling is sexist. Didn't you see Captain Marvel?

>Got a smile for me, sweetie?
>*steals motorcycle*

I know right? I'd like to cum on her hair

Smug Hillary Clinton

Bitches love spidey

It makes her large jaw stand out, it looks awful.

How would she know spider-man's name?

It's an open secret in Hollywood that Brie Larson does not have an anus

>It's a Brie thread
>She has ugly feet
>Cringy trannies calling her hot
>No one likes her lol
>She has no ass
She hates you so you hate her and will forever hate her.

But why give her a chance to grow on you like the fungus she cultivates? the people who like her also just so happen to be hated by the majority and if she came out tommorow in full KKK gear she would still forever be branded a white hating race betrayer, to top it all off you can do something far better than hating her...you can be disgusted by her and there is no shortage of things to be disgusted about too.
And what do we do with the disgusting thing? discard it.

She was hoping for some comic sales. Though honestly every time she had a speaking role (this included) it was terrible. Tony and nebula should’ve fixed the ship on there own Bebula should’ve been the one to destroy the ship and hulk should’ve been the one to make the last stand against him

Hell I don’t get where anyone is getting anything but condescension from her during that. She was a charmless arrogant bore

He's holding the gauntlet and just got saved by Captain Marvel. He's super flustered and out of breath and says "Hi, I'm Peter Parker!" and she says "Hi Peter Parker, you have something for me?" He offers up the gauntlet but she just raises her eyebrow and smiles more, shaking her head and drawing a little circle with her finger, ordering him face-down ass-up with a single hand gesture. It was kind of awkward in the theater, basically it's just twenty minutes of her ripping open his costume and fingering his ass while the battle rages in the background, eventually loosening him up enough to get a quick peg in, pounding his hot, snug little ass and letting all the other marvel heroes we've come to love and cherish watch the true birth of MCU's next era.

Haven't seen the movie yet. I understand she only got 15 min and Thanos kicked her ass? LGBT peeps must be foaming at the mouth.

Kek

They were pretty even and Thanos had to use one stone, but yes she did lose

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No the SJW's are angry about fat thor.

It's fatshaming or....fatphobia? I don't know some stupid buzzword.

>everyone calling her out for wanting to kill thanos by herself
>rocket calling her out for not showing up while thanos was attacking
>getting btfo by thanos with a single infinity stone, didnt even do the final blow

She only got 15 minutes, but they're the worst 15 minutes of the movie.

wouldnt that make it a closed secret lmao

haha what if they gave captain marvel a whip and she tied me up during a fan meet haha fucking sjws wouldnt that be weird haha i bet everyone would see

Because people are fucking idiots

she does a very good stone cold bitch impression. id love to see her as dagny taggart

Yeah lol, imagine her suffocating you by sitting on your face, I definitely wouldn't be caught DEAD in such a position bros haha

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lol hey what if she made tom holland wear a dog collar haha like just as a joke but she wouldnt let him take it off lmao

Cringe.

> just as a joke
Oh, well if it's just as a joke, why the hell not xD. Not that I wanna see it haha

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Where do you think the 1 billion revenue came from?

>Where
Not from China that's where, odd.

now remove makeup and photoshop and keep the MKUltra personality and foot fungus.

Her movie actually did very good in China

she actually looks more attractive with short hair, the dyke look make sense with her overall personality

haha yeah just cringe comedy over here bro

mortal kombat looks good

Not so fast, femcel. You don't get to convert Brie to the dyke side, she's already under my influence >:)

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Why does she have to have a MKUltra personality? why can't she have a Brie personality huh?
>Just inherently abhorent by her nature
And has anyone else noticed she looks like JGL from 3rd rock from the sun grew up and got a sex change? just me? alright.

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That guy is unironically hot.
t. femanon

My fetish

She cute

*Blocks your path*
>"Have sex"

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No thank you.

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You offering something mein liebling?
wink wink
wink

*Puts a chastity cage on Peter Parker before his school trip and takes the key to space*
>"Don't have sex"

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god I actually really fucking want to have sex with her

This nigga was doomed from the start.
Damn it feels good to be a dumb but attractive Chad. Hadn't had to work a day in my life (except for money haha)

Brie would never advocate for non-sex. She's a closeted slut and we all know it.

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I wish I could be Tom

she looks completely out of place, the other avengers at least look somewhat grounded but something about her CGI effects just looks off

Does anyone have screenshots of that post from last night saying what was in the deleted cut of the movie? About all the extra scenes with Carol that would be in the extended Edition

I don't understand this angle, if she personally went around apologising to incels and licking their taints people would still hate her guts.

Her first impression for the majority was "I hate white men" that's it, that's the start and end of her story, what exactly is their to gain by pretending she's some type of sex symbol?
Is it to annoy the femenists?
I've seen this a few times now, selling a femenist based on "sex appeal" it's so contrarian it actually twists my noodle.
>Is this their way of admitting that they know they are only good for one thing?
>If so that's horrible.

this the russos knew

She doesn't actually hate white men though. She even said in """"that"""" video.
Anita Sarkeesian might actually do though.

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>Really like the character
>Feel that they showed the power level she is meant to have really well in her own film
>Costume/hair design was great
>Played by a radical feminist who causes issues on set
>Likely means she won't last long in the MCU and Marvel will be dumped as a character
Why couldn't she be playing someone nobody gives a fuck about like Squirrel Girl or fucking Wasp.

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>Closet slut
>Actress
I thought everyone was aware of how roles are gained nowadays.

I wouldn't go that far but yes Yea Forums is memeing

You incels still seething over her?

>karen

This.
It's getting authentically annoying at this point.
Make a general ffs, how much work is that?

people like this?

No matter what other issues people have, that is a kino design straight out of the comics.

I wish that was me

>She dosen't actually hate white men
But who cares? she had her first impression to the "MCU" and she fucking tanked it.

That's what the message came across as and that's what everyone took it as "Captain Marvel says move over white men yaaaaaaaas queen" they posted articles about it made videos about it the works, people even went through her reddit stuff to prove her as a "coal burner" because she has had black boyfriends.

Even if she loves white men it dosen't matter it's too late, it's always going to be there because that's what she introduced herself as.
>There is no extreme she can go too to undo this too, so what's the fucking point.
>Ditch that bitch, get the muslim CM idgaf anymore so long as it's not her.

That was a pantsuit.

>Even women hate her kek

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>prettier than scarjo

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What went wrong?

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>women
That heartless cunt sent her two frail sons to become """""marines""""" and get insta killed for the """"betterment"""" of the country.
Fuck, I hate conservative women and I'm a conservative myself.

>Even women hate her
Of course they do, more than anyone they can see her for what she is.
Desperate.

>still living in the incel bubble
h s

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>Desperate
Why would someone who has an Oscar and is in a high grossing film be desperate?
That red haired fat bitch who makes constant videos on her seems way more desperate.
"Mecha" whatever.

>Infinity War
>Thanos power level on point. Can beat the hulk with help of a stone, close match with powered up axe Thor, can hold his own against multiple shit tier Avengers, can dab on Strange with stonje help
>Endgame Thanos
>Can somehow stand against America, Iron Man and Thor with no power stones. Marvel, the current most powerful character in the lore can't get get the glove but Tony can
Shit tier. Don't mind me, just going to fix this shit.
>Past Thanos fights Avengers one on one as they get out of the rubble
>America with Thors hammer is last, thats when the armies come in
>Marvel turns up as Thanos is putting on the glove
>Close up match that ends with Marvel getting the glove off, while getting dabbed on by the power stone, which Thanos drops for a moment as he is recovering from the Marvel dabbing
>Tony swoops in, collects and uses stones
Would make Marvel less of a pointless character. She is meant to be vision level, literally dabs on every avenger, while still giving Tony the hero moment.

your*

And how much money was lost due to her comments?

Here's a tip you will be able to tell by how fast she is replaced.

Feminism

>and she fucking tanked it.
Marvel did just fine, take a step outside 'that' crowd for a moment.

Desperate for attention and love.

Her accolades don't prevent her from being unlikable that should be fairly evident by now don't you think?

>4:47
holy fucking shit it's BAD

>It did fine
You need to come to terms with fine not being good enough, and any money being left on the table being a massive problem for people who want that money.

As I have said many, many times. It's not what you get it's what you missed.

Some anons were saying that they replace Hulk in that scene only because they had to feature Captain Marvel somewhere. I really think that was Hulk's moment to fight in the movie. He would have somehow redeem himself by doing that.

Seriously can't wait for the absolute levels of seething that'll come when this gets a live action treatment.

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>that should be fairly evident by now
It was only evident for me in the beginning, when I saw the white critic video and Wired interview.
I've seen more material since then and I'm fine with her now.

shutup faggot nobody wants to fuck you

back to your discord

Did better numbers than Wonder Wonder and was on par with one of the Avengers. Did just fine. It was never going to make Infinity War numbers as its a literal who character to normies, and a female lead, and didn't have the race baiting Black Panther did to carry that.

reminder that Captain Marvel could have taken the gauntlet after tony died and used the soul stone to bring him back to life

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>I'm fine with her now
Yeah and many people wont give her that chance, I've has multiple people link me "explinations" and try to link me clips of her being "based" or "cute" and I never click the link....cause I don't care to like her, why would I.

I'm going to try and explain this to you one more time.

To some people, the money she made is nothing compared to the money she could have made had she kept her mouth shut.
>Who those people I am sure you can puzzle out yourself.

>* AHEM *
youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZyYQszCic

What makes you think that? You clearly need to be physically strong to use the stones. Thanos and the Hulk are the only ones who could just about use it, they even mention that in the film. Its why Tony fucking dies. Its also why Thor couldn't just use it, because you need to be hulk strong.

>B-But Marvel is strong!
No she isn't, she just has the power of one of the stones, same as Vision.

>Live action treatment
>Seething
Bullshit, I'll go watch muslim marvel just to laugh at the shady attempts to "normalize" her radical views by putting her next to an even more radical muslim and the shit show that follows.
>That scene where her muslim friend slaps a gay man right on the mouth for being gay

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his virginity

Does this incel really believe some post-movie negative press that literally barely anyone outside of the hate bubble read effected profits? Hilarious.

Maybe if Brie had come out and said hang all niggers it might have been news worthy and had an effect, but she just said some big meanie things that you're soft tits don't like.

No one besides other 16 year olds make fun of 16 year old virgins

And the seething has already started, literally only took a single picture.

Did you guys even watch the film?
She was BTFO'd by Thanos when that happened.
It's not about being "powerful".
As for Thor, he was in a dysfunctional state, hence they gave the gauntlet to the Hulk instead.
You need to watch the film again.

>hey kid, wanna /ss/?

t. desperate subhuman

>ss
What's that? BDSM stuff?

>As for Thor, he was in a dysfunctional state, hence they gave the gauntlet to the Hulk instead.
No, they give it to the Hulk because he was the best choice. They said so, multiple times to drill it into braindead audiences head that there is a reason why the gloves not just passed around like a mitten. Obviously they needed to literally pause the movie and look right in the camera to explain it for you.

t. Larping basement dweller

The CGI used to make her look younger was fabulous

You actually think it didn't?

I guess someone missed the months of youtube hate on her, luckily for you it's still going so you can go check it out yourself. see all those zoomer numbers and make a guess.
>I will go see muslim marvel
>HAHAURSEETHING
Ok?

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>Crying about muslims
>Not seething
You people can't turn it off and its hilarious. Brie triggers you, muddies trigger you. Cap being a nigger from now on is going to trigger you too. Its a joy to watch.

what is wrong with this board

Both are true, but Thor would have survived expose to the gauntlet. He's literally the most powerful avenger, he said it himself.
He wasn't a good candidate due to his Lebowski state, and the Hulk was the safest option.

no she didn't. she is legitimately the first woman i have ever seen who doesn't pull it off.
i actually prefer short hair on women and on her she just looks like a total bitch more than with long hair.

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Just abandon it and find something fresh. That's what I'll be doing but I haven't found a proper substitute yet.
Imagine a board where there's serious film discussion and not a bunch of people crying over a random actress noone gives a shit about. Literal heaven.

They cut many of her scenes because no one likes her.

>Crying about muslims
>Actively want to go see the muslim marvel movie to see the muslims do muslim things
>So I can see the shit show that follows
>I hate them so I pay to go see them in movies
Riiiiiight, you really need to keep off tumblr.

>Ms. Danvers says she needs me at Avengers compound for "special training". She calls is Shota-Kree

BASED LARS GANG
LARS GANG LARS GANG
LARS GANG LARS GANG
LARS GANG

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>The internet hates a woman
Shocking stuff user, can't you lot of have a thread on /pol/ about this? Some of us just want to watch a film and judge it on its own merits. I don't care if Brie said some stuff that triggered you the same way I don't care that the guy who plays Iron Man is a faggy drunkard.
He said it himself? He has never been the strongest avenger, thats part of the joke. He is strong, but Hulk is stronger, Vision is stronger, and if you count Marvel as an Avenger, she would be too. And as already stated, the gaunlets whole deal is it needs physical strength. All that being said the film shits all over the stones anyway by just letting Tony merge them into his suit. The power levels and logic is all over the place, it breaks its own rules.

is Far From Home going to be /ss/ kino?

I wonder if there really was 2 cuts of the movie, with the other being more captain marvel

>Hurrdurr all muslims hate gays
Just like all christians hate gays, all republicans are evil and all dems are hippies. Must be nice having such a simple world view that you think everyone fits into nice little boxes.
>B-But this infographic!
All that aside, Ms Marvel is a comic with established lore, one you've not read obviously. So you're just shitposting about muslims because you can't turn it off.

Sounds like he struck a nerve with you, user.

>Triggered me
>/pol/ boogey man
One last time, I do not care, the people that do care however don't care about what she made they care about what she COULD have made had she kept her mouth shut.

I dont understand how you can fail to grasp this concept over and over again.

Imagine the braps

>He has never been the strongest avenger
Except he is, at least in the comics.
Iron Man literally built a Thor-buster armor and still couldn't take him out.
I'm still pretty sure he's the strongest avenger in the films, minus maybe Captain Marvel.
His fight with the Hulk in Ragnarok was a draw but he was purposefully set back when Goldblum's character activated his prohibitory chip. Otherwise he could've won the fight for all we know.

>You haven't read
I guess you missed the first page when they are standing in the sandwich shop talking about her muslim friends eating habits, but yeah I haven't read it past that page no.

Why the fuck would I.

Yea Forums is an intellectual board, brie is physically attractive, but mentally hideous.

She's not even that physically attractive. She has a genuinely cute personality aside from three instances, all caused by her poor social conditioning and the fact that she's a literal sperg.
When you watch enough Brie material you start to see through the cracks.

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Gay

>at least in the comics
And what has that got to do with anything? I'm following rules set up in the MCU. Besides which, its not who is more powerful, its who is just brute strong and tanky. If it was just down to literally 'power level' most people could use the stones, Wanda, Marvel, Vision, Thor etc.

But its about pure brute strength and tankiness, Thanos and Hulk are the only people who have both qualities to live through using the stones. Not saying Thor isn't strong that'd be stupid, but in terms of using the stones Thor was never an option over the Hulk.

based

>Why the fuck would I.
Maybe so you could have an educated opinion regarding the topic at hand.
>I guess you missed the first page when they are standing in the sandwich shop talking about her muslim friends eating habits
What does that have to do with fags? If you're trying to claim that not eating whatever the fuck muslims don't eat means the characters also hate fags, then you're an idiot. They don't in the comic, and in real life religous people selectively follow whatever bullshit, which is literally why some muds hate fags, some don't, and some fly planes into buildings. Dumb retard.

Fair enough.

>Cute personality
>Aside from three instances
>And all of her social media posts
>But it's okay she is a sperg
No free passes, if she shows up on Yea Forums covered in tears with her tits out begging for us to like her I might consider not being disgusted by her being.

>Talk about one big marketing ploy everyone fell for.
Except for me, and other non-incels.

based

>if she shows up on Yea Forums covered in tears with her tits out begging for us to like her I might consider not being disgusted by her being.
Picturing a giant fedora wearing neckbeard unironically typing something like this makes me smile.

>Read something that's trash so you can argue with me
Do you....really think I care about your retarded thoughts when you took my first post as absoloute 100% serious, yes I am walking into a theatre to watch mulsims throw gays off buildings in muslim marvel.

I'm not talking about the laughable placement of a hardcore next to a moderate muslim in order to normalize her in a massively transparent way, and since you read the book I bet you know I am right.

Seeing you take that seriously and project right ontop of it makes me feel great pity for you.
>As I have said before, there is no extreme she can go too to fix this.

.>that stronk wamen scene

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You people are acting like she's the 1:1 equivalent to pic related.
The easiest thing for me to do would be to agree but it's in plain view that she isn't like that.
Watch the clip and tell me if you see anything out of the ordinary.
youtube.com/watch?v=5-zQcJKVfy0
She just said a dumb comment about white critics and got triggered by the fact that a TSA agent who, according to her "had power" asked for her number. Is it a cunty thing to do? Yes, but there's a night and day difference to what a real cancer modern feminism can really be.
The Chris Hemsworth dig could've been an attempt at banter for all I know so I'm not even gonna bring it up.

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Hawt

>Watch the clip
Nope, I don't care to like her sorry.

comics are fucking stupid

Lets just agree that every muslim is a fag hating terrorist, every christian is a child molester and every jew keeps a pouch of gold around their neck.

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It isn't about "liking" her, but rather to be more aware of the actual truth.
Do whatever you want though, I'm not the board's Jesus of Nazareth.

Fuck. This just made me hate the movie even more.

>Seeing you take that seriously
I'm just laughing at the concept you angry little faggot, calm down.

Gay

>The Chris Hemsworth dig could've been an attempt at banter for all I know so I'm not even gonna bring it up.
Must be hard coming into the role honestly. These people have worked together for years in multiple movies. All her interview attempts just come off like she is trying way to hard to fit in. I feel sorry for her, if anything.

fuck you nigger wasp is based

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That looks like that really should be the Hulk getting his redemption from being bitch slapped by Thanos. Fuck Disney, and fuck Marvel for pushing Captain Fungus.

>t-the concept
Sure buddy, shave.

She just looked like Captain smug in the film. Every scene was just pure smug when she appeared.

Even Superman isn't that cringey with a similar power set.

No she is mildly hot, her character is dog shit and you know it. Next you'll be defending Squrriel Girl, who literally has only ever had fans when that gook draws her as an anime.

>I feel sorry for her, if anything.
I felt sorry for her in the beginning, since all of this was clear to me, but she has a horrible sense of PR.
Had she not said what she said about the white critic situation none of this hate would be targeted at her.
She had it all and she blew it and I kind of hate her for that.

Woman bad

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Ok?
Ok?

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That's because Carol as a character is just that, a smug, arrogant deus ex machina. Look at the comics if you don't believe me.

She is a woman's power fantasy. What would you expect?

So she is Superman but with all the worst character aspects and personality? Why would Marvel do this?

The guys crying about muslims and women, he has no understanding of the source material of marvel and doesn't want to watch your links and be aware of any truth. He is obviously your npc tier dime a dozen alt-right type who washed up here in the election stink.

Dogshit bait. Black Widow is hot as hell

Only thing based about Wasp is her thighs.
She isn't meant to be Superman at all. There isn't really a Marvel stand in for Superman. Captain America is the closest thing, obviously not on the same power level though.

>npc
>alt-right
pot meet kettle

You can only reply to this post if you are done with marvel and fully satisfied with that fact.

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If they had the gauntlet, why didn't they remove some of the stones and used them to destroy Thanos ass?, it'd have been pretty easy with Cap Marvel and Hulk

>Why would Marvel do this?
Buddy, you have no idea how hard Marvel have shit the bed with a ton of characters and arcs. Captain Marvel is the least of their issues.
The current comics are straight up unreadable.
But to answer your question more thoroughly, they simply don't know what to do with OP characters. Look up "why Sentry is the worst Marvel character" and you'll see what I mean.

She could be pretty, but I have never seen her with a genuine smile or non-sour look on her face.

Am I the only one who would like to know why didn't she age? Her super powers are keeping her young?

Just returned from the cinema and this is the first capeshit thread so I will ask it here.
Who was that boy during the funeral in front of brie?

Anyone has a leg fetish when they see a woman like that

The kid from Iron Man 3

>Every post is crying about muslims and women
>Doesn't know anything about the muslim character in question
>Won't look up anything about said character, or watch any links about Brie
>Is happy to box himself in with the other info-posters that make up /pol/
Telling npc behavior

daaaamn really
thanks

Captain Marvel should have been Gwendoline Christie. If she's gonna be powerful she should also be imposing.
At 6'3" in flats she would have achieved this easily.

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Why the fuck is Red Skull 'Death'?

this

that was in the Raimi cut. Disney brought him in a consultant, but they didn't use it in the final cut.

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Kino casting. I love the character and thought the film was great. Just that fucking casting. Brie isn't leading lady material.

Stop watching YouTube propaganda videos.
The world isn't as black and white as you think it is.
Nobody in their right mind, and certainly not a random actress is out to get you or spit on your corpse.

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>And now you see them, now you see the shills.
Can't wait for all the organic tumblr artwork, watch that ss though, I'll get ya busted :)

I wonder how much guys peggy fucked while cap was gone

>Stop watching their propaganda
>Watch ours instead
It's all so clear now.

What you say incel.

the boy that helps tony fix his suit when he crashes in the snowy forest in one of the iron man movies.

I don't like her personality but she can act out this character. Fucking up punished thanos at the begining, and fighting thanos at the end was kino.

it was obvious capt marvel was never intended to be the deus ex machina that fans assumed she woudl be from the infinity war post credits

in phase 4 she is the mother gaia who exists in the background whie another or a new cast member will take RDJ's role as quasi leader

but i think phase 4 won't resemble 'new avengers' for a long time.

They didn't call her Peggy "Cock Hoover" Carter for nothing

You're a literal autist, you know that?

>Muh /pol/ boogeymen
>Telling NPC behaviour
Kettle, Pot.
Pot, Kettle

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>She can act
Nani the fuck brethren?

larping as what?

If I were doing any propaganda I would've made her out to be perfect. That's far from the truth.
She's just not as bad as people claim and it's annoying to see so people fall for the literal bait.
There's guys and girls out there in youtube land calling her a psychopath and things of that nature. It's absurd from my perspective.
I pray you people don't ever encounter an actual psychopath because it's incredibly difficult to deal with.

The way they teased her at the end was retarded, it really did imply that she would have something to do with literally anything. All she did was save Tony (Something Fury couldn't have known), blow up one ship and tug on Thanos's hand a bit.

Such a waste, but its hard making powerful characters work. She is meant to be more powerful than literally anyone in the MCU. Its hard to make that work. She was far better in her stand alone because of that.

short term 12 proved she's a good actress. and will be kino when she reunited with that director for the asian mcu flick

but she did only get her oscar because our boy jacob made what would have been a tv movie outstanding

Jacob alone wouldn't have made Room work.
In any case we probably won't see any solid acting from her if she keeps making capeshit films.

her character was only used in edngame to resolve the stuff that happens in space since guardians of the galaxy were dusted.

that's goign to be her role from now on ' i'm away in space doing all the things that we can't make individual movies about until we can eventually get round to making a movie about some of it'

>Making her out as a psycho
Link me some of those videos that sounds like some serious crazy, my favorite kind of crazy.
>She's not as bad as people claim
I'm sure someone in her life loves her, but...you know everyone thinks she is a bitch and she keeps giving them more and more reasons too...so yeah, why do you even like her? cause your pp hard?

It should have been Adam Warlock or the Nova force or the Adam creators or the fucking Ravengers. There's so many ways this movie could have went, and it got all replaced by Captain Marvel.

she's not got long before they'll ask her to watchmen style hand her suit down to chloe grace moretz or someone

ye but this movie was a big event for the company as much as for the narrative /characters and it needed the poetry of introducing the character who is eponymous with the universe

but she is going to be the canvas on which everything in phase 4 is drawn. or the bedrock. in either case inanimate like the company itself . someone else like black panther or a new character completely will tap dance in as the new boss man

Fuck that would be kino

If they make stand alones they'll be more serious space operas to off set the flat out comedy of Guardians. There are a lot of things they can do with Marvel.

She never has been an Avenger type though, her character fits in Space for space stories. Same with Guardians, they weren't much better in Endgame either, Rocket shafted Jane and acted as moral support for Thor, thats about it. The others just come back and fight in the background. They work well in Space, as does Marvel. If they want a more grounded "Marvel" they'll need to bring in Ms Marvel, who'd work very well with Spiderman, whoever replaces Hawkeye (Kate for example), Ant-Man, etc.

>Jewish
Every. Fucking. Time

>ywn see Adam spill his sgetti on a cosmic scale on the big screen
What's the fucking point of super hero movies if we aren't gonna have fun.

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>Link me some of those videos that sounds like some serious crazy, my favorite kind of crazy.
Look them up yourself if you're interested, I can't be bothered desu. There was some Mecha chick on youtube who is clearly on the edge of autism.
>why do you even like her? cause your pp hard?
Because I can see she isn't a raging feminist dyke cunt, but it took me time to see that, I had to watch clips and read some interviews, as well as watch some of her films to see if she has any talent to begin with.
Had I just watched her Wired interview and that Chris Hemsworth clip, I would've perceived her as nothing more than a cunt. I don't even think she's that attractive to begin with, my type is completely different. But she does seem way more pleasant to look at now that I know the real her.

It was actually Joe Russo's decision to keep her out of the script as much as possible. They didn't anticipates Marvels dismay or anything, he just knew that she was too overpowered that it would have detracted from the entire phase 1-3 storyline if she just suddenly showed up to fuck up all of thanos' plan. It was the Marvel Executives idea to try and involve her in the Avengers after RDJ and Chris Evans exit the franchise. They believed it best to elect new blood to carry the torch. Russo just saved her for when it was truly necessary.

one thing is for sure it won't slow down as Yea Forums anticipates. with disney+ it's onyl going to spread and they know even how to take the unknown and weirdest characters into a franchise and there's still an insane number untouched as well as various iterations of the fleshed out characters

We might tho. I have a vague recollection that he was mentioned in Guardians 1 or 2.

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Every bubble bursts user. We've got zero evidence to show that the Marvel bubble will pop any time soon, but it will at some point. If it is ever going to pop, the end of a 10 year storyline is certainly going to be it.

If they fuck up the next few films they are 100% done with capeshit, they need to make sure the lead in for the next phase captures people like Iron Man did, which sounds near impossible.

Carol is way better than Adam Whogivesashit or Dick Rider

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>Give her time
Absoloutely not, out of the movies she seems like a horrible person in the movies she seems like a terrible actor.

I dunno to me it seems like you tricked yourself into liking her by simply getting used to all her quirks and writing off her most gaping flaws as her being some sort of undercover autist who would totes fit in and be funny, but that's why I am on the outside looking in and you are looking out I guess.
>I would say its your tase in women but you made it clear it isn't so really I just do not understand why you gave her time in the first place
>Seems like a odd compulsion to "want" to like someone who's first impression is so poor and judgemental
>But hey you do (You)

sure, kid

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If Adam Warlock is in Guardians 3 I will clap.

If he and Thor get into an arguemnt about Gods I will clap again, if Nova prime shows up I will drink a bottle of s oymilk and then clap.

That's the only future MCU film I'm interested in watching.