Have you ever randomly encountered a celebrity?

fuck off the site you useless cunt, literally LURK MORE

Creator of reddit. Jeff Bezos

I think it's Mark Zuckerbergs retarded brother.

I played Rider Strong in a game of 8ball in a pool hall once. He was pretty wasted and still beat me

>staying bankrupt just to please a bunch of racist dungeon dwellers

kek

>creates one of the world's most influential social media platforms
>still rides the smelly subway
Imagine being that guy lmao

a famous tranny that does cam shows
he looks pretty good in skirts

no idea, i think it's the actor who played mark zuckerberg in The Social Network

this. worse than the literal who twitter threads when faggots like OP post pics with nothing helpful in the filename. I hate OP so god damn much

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I feel bad for him, he tried so hard to distance himself from Yea Forums and get into all those left wing circles, but will always fail because of the monster he created.

Cracker Hiro

just google him lol

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he's the guy that did the troll face

Saw Ron Jeremy at LAX. He looked very tired and I initially didn’t think it was him cuz he was (no joke) carrying his stuff in a black plastic bag. But then a few weeks later I saw on some tv special on him that he actually carries his clothes in black garbage bags cuz he’s neurotically cheap.
Saw the rock walk out of side movie theater door down the street from comicon while I was waiting in line for the AVGN movie.
And it’s more a personal celebrity but saw Brad Bird walk into an imax screening of Transformers 3 in LA, to preview the Ghost Protocol trailer.

>PASS YOU BY GLORY DAYS
>IN THE WINK OF A YOUNG GIRLS EYE GLORY DAYS

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What a cute twink, is he in japan to film some bara porno?

I saw David Baddiel on the train a few months back. I also grew up in the same town as the two main actors in This Country, my older siblings were in the same year as them in school. And my dad taught the guy that does the Mr Men books

>GLORY DAYS
more like glory hole
HA GOT EM

What left wing circles? Google is just another business conglomerate, you must be a brainlet to categorise it as right or left wing wtf.
Is Apple right wing then because they're Google competitors? How about amazon, centrists?

Who is this guy and why should i care?

You have to go back (to reddit)

He is living the dream and helping to raise the Japanese birthrate, unlike the incels on this forum.

why haven't there been more moot creep shots since he left for japan? Don't we have some english teachers here?

is that Sigourney Weaver

He founded wikileaks you cum goblin

the og cuck himself. Jewgle employee.

Wintergatan guy?

His only mistake was not deleting /pol/

Her girlfriend

Did he move to Japan for good? I thought he was working for Google.
Damn I wish that were me.

>implying he leaves his regularly house
bit of a stretch desu

I live in NYC. I see one probably twice a week.

The unwritten rule is to leave them alone because they live here too

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omg it zuckerberg!

The autistic climber from Free Solo

I met John Heder at Applebee's. He's from my hometown and I've seen him around a few times. He and his family are Mormons and are very nice people

idk some white guy spending his holiday in japan like a retarded weebs maybe

That guys jaw is huge

coochie

Moot is kind of a chad desu, he probably could have been an actor if he wanted to

Have you seen their mass meetings? Their memos? Do you remember James Demore? Goggle is ABSOLUTELY a left wing entity, so much as the left and right paradigm actually exists.

punished davido

Jokes on you, I get my work visa in July

mark zuckerberg

teaching english?

Yeah, JET.

Absolutely no one of value

I thought you said Big Bird at first.

those JET trainers are only in japan in a futile attempt to bone a japanese girl, they don't give a shit

Film name?

i sold jeff garlin a piece of banana bread

will you, dare I say it, have sex?

Who's moot

When I was 12 hanging out on the boardwalk with a friend of mine I accidentally bumped into a guy holding a guitar in it's case flanked by a couple other dudes all in dark clothes. Said I was sorry he said "don't worry about it kid" and kept walking towards this small concert hall. We got approached by three postwall looking ladies mintues later asking if we saw kevin. We said "who" and they walked off. Turns out that was Kevin Bacon. he was performing with his brother that night. That's probably the only legit famous person Ive ever seen in public.

How many times are you going to make this thread

he fucking betrayed us and sold out for some kike puss
keep toiling away at google you rat

neat, i hope you're not too spastic so you could have a good time. I met some Jap friends and they're all really great lads. How is your Japanese anyway

Reddit must go

Luggage lad

Not necessarily a celebrity, but when I was in the vidya industry, I met Shigeru Ohmori from Pokémon.
One time they flew him in for a lecture/pep talk through a translator. I was in the conference room when my boss pulled me aside. Apparantly Ohmori himself chose me to go out and buy him a pouch of Skittles. And he was very specific about this pouch, it wasn't just the kind you find in your vending machine, it was the two pound bulk pouch you see at Wal Mart.
Anyways I had to go out and find this thing. I did, it wasn't really hard to find, but I missed the lecture and was kind of bummed. To make up for my sadness I decided I wanted acknowledgment for completing this dumb task. I went looking for him to deliver these skits in person, and found him in my bosses office.
I get there, and every body is silent. Ohmori barks at me "NOW" in horrible English and rips the pouch out of my hand. Dude straight up swallowed a quarter of the bag whole. He honest to God gulped those Skittles. There was no chewing today. His enlarged throat gave the impression of great pain, but his eyes told me he was in ecstasy.
Anyway he and his entourage left the room immediately after. My boss then told me I had upset Ohmori for liking gen 4 the most and was fired. True story.

this guy

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your mum's bf

Josh Bednowski. Otherwise known as “Bedn”

Andy Warhol

moot is a very handsome man. He can get it.

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This. Image what Yea Forums would be like without it, though?

A cute, little princess

In all seriousness, am I supposed to know who this is? Don't tell me it's some youtuber zoomers love.

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He literally achieved his dream and lives a good life in nipland on a good salary. He doesn't regret shit.

They would all go back to R*ddit

>JET
it's a most useless dead-end "career" in and outside japan, having JET in your resume will get you nowhere

of coursenot

Thanks, I'm living next to a Japanese couple and they've been great neighbours. My Japanese isn't terrible, I can hold a basic conversation, my kanji knowledge needs some work, though.

Sigourney Weaver, retard.

advert about school shooters, not joking

Sniff

Smells like pesci and gabagool

So has he come out yet?

It's not a long-term career choice, obviously. I'm only planning to do it for 1-2 years before moving onto postgrad studies.

if this faggot were born a decade later, he'd be one of those crazy trannies 100%

>still alive
>not being chained up in the basement of google HQ
>living it up in nipland
>smiling

Jewt really did achieve the dream

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where in Japan are you going?

Is that Snacks?

I wish you all the best lad, I met quite a few English teachers in Japan but none who were good enough to get on JET.

The English teachers I met were a 50/50 split between sex pest borderline rapists and total autists.

Why is it a meme to ask who moot is? did the redditors invent it?

Moot moved to japan and is living the dream.

I went to university with Nina Dobrev and did a group project with her first semester. She dropped out after a year to start vampire diaries. This was around 2007/2008

trains luggage handler

>have you ever randomly encountered a celebrity?
Quite a few times.

What's weirder is being related to one. My cousin is well known, worth about $300 million but most people have no idea we are related. When they find out they assume I'm also rich. Like, why would he just give me money?

Any private school with Japanese courses hires them

Yes Russel Brand, the singer from that uhh rock band aerosmith, Hannibal Buress, the Lucas Brother, various internet people including W.T. Snax, jontron, Maximillian dude.

why have you user?

is this nigga wearin a wig?

Creator of 9gag.

What the fuck? Now that you mention it it might be. Good for him! He used to look like absolute dogshit.

Lies.

ran into the guy who plays Samwell Tarly while at the supermarket, he literally looks/acts exactly the same irl except with an adidas snapback on

It started about 10 minutes after his goodbye stream he did.

Yes. If you don't, kys newfag.

No shit. It's obvious that guy is just being himself on the screen.

I Ubered WT Snacks once. He was very drunk. His GF is a QT, too.

>still too poor to afford a car
fuck moot

I don't get a specific placement until next month, the embassy said that they'll prioritise my first choice (Kyoto), but there's also a fair chance that I'll get chucked into Tokyo with rising English demand stemming from the upcoming Olympics (JET has about ~500 working there now)

Yeah, there's some "interesting" people who decide to teach English abroad, I know a girl who's accepted an offer to teach at one of those dodgy Chinese cram schools, despite being unable to sort out anything bigger than a pot noodle. I'm prepared for the culture shock and to take living there with a pinch of salt, Japan's not going to be a constant 10/10 wonderland. Still, i'm excited to see how it goes.

No lies. Me, him and his brother are also the only three kids in that generation of the family born in the same little country town. His brother became a hippy living in the forrest doing woodwork and keeping bees. I moved to the city with my family when I was about 4 and became a nerd. He was a hyperactive crazy kid who grew up, started his own company and became huge.

apple used to be right wing, keeping subhumans out of major positions.

>canv.as

At least that abortion of his had the good manners to just die off and disappear unlike this shithole.

no idea but he looks like he fucks black dudes

>Snacks
>GF

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>driving
>in Japan

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Life’s a mixed bag when you’re a Cosby...

tell me more

Most of the teachers I met weren't really teachers anyway, they were at private schools set up by gaijins and were there after graduating college because they didn't want a real job and just wanted to party for a few more years.

I also found a lot of guys who go out there think they're sex gods because the girls are too polite to outright tell you to fuck off even if they want you to.

Moot. Creator of Yea Forums. People love to meme that they don't know him for some reason.

tokyo could be isolating as heck without friends mate (think lost in translation but with no qt). It'd help if you know people beforehand

>Like, why would he just give me money?
because you're family lol way to let your relatives starve while you're loaded.
If I were worth 300 gorillions I'd gladly buy my close relatives at least a nice house and a car or something like jfc it's like take 10 million of that which is next to nothing and help out your blood

*Gets cucked by Mallory*

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kys newfag

you'd think moot would attract some crazy pussy with those Yea Forums creds but nah

non-immediate family are leeching scum, your 300 mil could go into ashes in a matter of seconds
t. 50 mil

Well, there you go. My cousin has never offered and I've never asked. The thought of it is just fucking weird.

Why is everyone on 4chins loaded and I'm a poorfag? :(
I just don't want to live in a shoebox apartment anymore ;_;

Yeah, I think i'll hold off dating for a while. Even with language proficiency, i'm wary of existing cultural differences.

I'm assuming that Tokyo has a big expat community, so maybe it won't be too bad. Every situation is different, though.

>suddenly, moot is gay
What the fuck happened?

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falling for bait, whos the real newfag here?

After he got cucked he decided he wanted BP

>>suddenly

>I'm assuming that Tokyo has a big expat community
Yeah there's shitloads of foreigners in Tokyo, lots of expat bars

That's Sigourney Weaver dumbass

I have a mate who went to Niseko for the snow season (~4 months) and he barely spoke Japanese and met 0 actual nips, made plenty of white friends though. On the other hand I met my Japanese friend here in Australia, he was an exchange student and hung around pretty much anybody. So yeah try to mix around a bit

A man of mystery

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Been living in Tokyo for over 8 years now. About half of the gaijin are weirdos, maybe more if you specify English teachers. Choose your friends wisely when it comes to other expats. This goes without saying, but do not trust niggers.
I advise you to get involved with a club or hobby, preferably something you were into before moving. Japs don't have many hobbies but they commit to the ones they do. It will be a great way to meet people and get some semblance of a social life going. With that said do not let people use you for free English lessons.
Avoid becoming a regular at a gaijin bar. The types of foreigners who hang out at those places are not the type you want to be around. Same goes for the women.
Study Japanese. Day-to-day grammar is not all that difficult. At first focus on learning as many words as you can. A large vocabulary will help more than being grammatically correct.
If you are a weeb keep that shit to yourself and maybe close friends. Otaku are looked down on. The vast majority of people you meet do not watch anime.
You seem to have the right mindset. Be open minded and Japan will be a great place to live.

>The vast majority of people you meet do not watch anime
can't stress this enough. My Jap friend is a film nerd who said Jim Jarmusch is his favourite director ever and is sick of people trying to ask him anime shit

when he got cucked by the jewess

It's not, some other homo.

This is snacks today: twitter.com/midnightsnacks?lang=en

Ah nice, thanks for the advice lads

>I'm assuming that Tokyo has a big expat community
It does, but again half of them are nuts right off the bat. Others want to be the only gaijin around and get peeved and snotty when another one shows up. Some will only want to speak Japanese and will disdain to communicate with you in English. Still others are Peter Pan drunks and pussy hounds who make you look bad by association.

Since when is moot in Japan? Did he finally leave Google or is he working at a branch there?

Working at a branche

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Hiro hired him to work as his sysadmin/personal sex slave.

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>expecting everyone to know your faggy e-celebs
go back

How do I get Moot's god-tier jaw?

I hear he has a very menial position at Google and gets a fair bit of bullying for being "the Yea Forums guy"

Stop eating.

Good for him I guess because it's probably well paying, but I kinda wished he left that internet-killing behemoth. Maybe the corporate culture in Google Japan is better than the bay area onions culture back home.

>product manager at google maps
doesn't sound half bad

sneed

what the fuck is all that advisor bullshit? kek

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Please shut the fuck up. Companies care about money more than anything. I work for bank of america and they regularly have advertisements and messages sent out to employees about inclusion and how love trumps all, with images of mixed race/gendered families. They love to brag about how many women make up top tier positions. That does not make the bank left leaning. That makes the bank care about money and maintain a good image in today's extremely heated politically correct environment where a company would be shunned and lose a fuck ton of MONEY if they step out of line. It's all about money.

A really handsome fellow I'd swallow his semen in a heartbeat

pls be real

Nah they'd fire liabilities like that in a heartbeat

Yeah no m8, see

american hiroshima

reminds me of someone

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He probably wasn't making any money from running Yea Forums, so decided to use the fact he was technically an internet entrepeneur to get corporate boomers to pay him for tech and social media advice. Not a bad idea to get in on consultancy BS, it's a good way to leverage credentials that look good on paper but don't make you any momey on their own.

>works at Google, good benefits and options along with a high wage
>is a westerner in Japan, no one cares if he leaves work on time while all the japanese guys are expected to do 100 hour workweeks
>enjoys the perks of working for a western company without any of the baggage of western culture
>is surrounded by the culture he has always loved most while he is still young enough to enjoy it
He categorically, unironically, legitimately, completely, utterly, undeniably, against all odds, made it.

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I walked past James Cosmo on the way to Greggs once.

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fuck off moot

he used to

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one of the largest mouths I've ever seen on a white person

Met Peter Mullan at a train station, we spoke for an entire train journey. Absolutely lovely lad.

Yeah, i'm wary about sticking with foreigners, some of the long-term teachers that I've met (like 5+ years at an ES) came across as having fake and dead personalities. I used to do Jujutsu, it might be a good hobby to get back into for connecting with some of the locals. I'd like to be more than a English language ATM whilst i'm there.

Also, is it true that some places hire blacks to stand around and try to force gaijin into spending cash at their club? They don't have a good rep in Tokyo from what I've heard.

Long story but I actually drove Karen from californication around for a few hours on two occasions. Very pleasant company.

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spbp
fuck the jewboy amirite

so what youre saying is formerly he had sex

Yeah except his influence helped channel the world's asshole.

luggage lad

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Any type of grappling is a good way to meet people but be warned - they take it seriously. Expect to go hard daily and if not in shape to get in shape so you can keep rolling with them. They train hard and expect you to do so as well, no half-asses in Japan.
There are good foreigners here. Just use caution and good judgement.
Yes, nogs pollute the streets of some parts of Tokyo. Roppongi is full of them and it sucks. Shinjuku has some, Ikebukuro as well. Do not trust a nigger who approaches you on the street - they are pimps and hustlers and will lie to your face at best, at worst they will rob and extort you. In fact, just don't trust niggers at all and you'll be fine.

high level bait, nice

>Talentless Mootykins gets paid six figures
>Google felt bad for him so they just let him drift to different projects on campus

Fuck. I'm probably just as talentless as him let me take his fucking job prick.

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your glory days were posting on Yea Forums

your current days are posting on Yea Forums

your peers glory days were getting 16 year old blowey joeys under the bleachers

your peers current days are having a family and fulfilling career

>I was only pretending to be retarded

He was in the middle of dealing with beginnings of Fappening, honestly most people wouldn't have put up with half the shit he did and let this site live.

You retarded fuck, you can't compare financial business to IT.

Serious question what the fuck happened to Moot? He ditched his social media like Twitter and all I've heard so far he's working (or was) at Google. Did he finally get the monies and finally doing whatever the fuck he wants now?

youtube.com/watch?v=XYUKJBZuUig

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maybe he got married

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he works for Google and lives in Tokyo. The nigga made it

christ

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not even him you retard

White gookmoot

no they'll all flood back into the website, like if you restore circulation to a decayed limb all the toxins will flood the website and kill it

>moot's life is an episode of silicon valley, but in japan

some guy's get all the luck

I saw Andrew Garfield while on the streets of London once, he was wearing black shades and cheap clothes so i assume he didn't want to be spotted. I saw through him though.

Saw the dude from Drive yesterday funniest part was that the girl he was with was actually pretty hot lol

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Creator of your favourite cartoons

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I wonder why his other ventures didn't work out..

Oh that's right because he stole his idea for Yea Forums by literally copy and pasting japanese imageboards.

Back when 4chins used to mean something

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Worked a CVS in Manhattan for two years and seen alec Baldwin he asked where was the shaving cream and I've seen Philip Seymour Hoffman before he died.

He did delet /pol/ (it was called /new/). But then he revived /new/ as /pol/. That was his ultimate failing. Look at what it's done to this site.

You're fucking retarded.

I want to know more about Moot's dumb ideas.

remember canv.as?

poor guy. perhaps you can find another site, one where dissenting opinions on controversial topics are not allowed, one which is heavily moderated. maybe even a site where users vote on the bestest posts so the rise to the top.

There is nothing wrong with /pol/, sensitive faggot

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Pol barely has left a mark on the site.

I passed Brook Shields on the street, but I didn't notice her until my mom pointed her out.

The best and most important man to ever walk the earth.

I saw one of the secondary actresses from OitNB at a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike

>posting a screenshot of a post made by a literal furfag
not even them, in fact I wasn't even in this thread

go ahead, use 4chanx and notice how I'm a new IP in this very thread

Reddit has 0 /pol/ shit. You would be more comfortable there.

seething Incel

Seething /pol/ tourists

Reminder he fucked prime boxxy

I saw John lasseter once before his fall from grace. Dude was cool as fuck, he's a total lush though so I could see why he was led by Hollywood metoo's

>I'm prepared for the culture shock
Oh no, a Westcuck will be forced to follow hygiene, discipline, properly clothe himself, not shit on the streets, and not shit SJW cuckery at the Japanese because it makes you impolite and uncivilized to force your opinions onto others in Japan, whatever shall you do?

So in his resume he is known as the creator of Yea Forums? Isn't that embarrassing? A website known as the asshole of the internet?

>Yea Forums
>the asshole of the internet
I know you feel edgy here and shit because you use the word nigger, but you gotta get out more kid

If Yea Forums is the asshole of the Internet and you are passing through then what does that make you?

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But I live here. An anal polyp?

>helping raise the jap birthrate
he is literally a faggot

What does moot actually do at Google?

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Do you think Hiro will ever give Yea Forums back to moot? Hiro has made nothing but bad decisions whilst he's owned the site.

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That phrase was used way before. Are you new?

Calibrate the Google search algorithms to put /pol/ at 1st rank of Yea Forums search results.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>you will never be a billionaire and buy Yea Forums and implement your grandiose, amazing idea
what is it Yea Forums

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I imagine he's like the Milton of Google. Just some guy they forgot about after converting a closet in the basement into a makeshift office for him to "work" in.

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How does a man associated with such neckbearded debauchery manage to be so handsome?

It's not fucking fair, bros.

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That looks like the same chick

Some tripfag who used to post here

From what I've heard Google is pretty strict about their employees' social media accounts. Moot probably has some kind of clause in his contract about not using social media.

based

I went out with my cousin and a group of his friends when he was in college. I didnt realize it until i was getting dropped off that the kid sitting beside me was Minkus from Boy Meets World.

How much do you think moot sold Yea Forums to Hiro for?

I've never really considered how much this cesspit would be valued in actual currency.

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Google James Damore, you fucking retard.

like 10k max

500 post bump limit for /got/

>raysism
>grrr!

I'm a waiter, living in LA. Recently I was in a long line at the grocery store. I was buying peppercorns to refill my pepper grinder when Cate Blanchett walked up behind me in line.

She just had one item to buy, so she asked me if she could cut in front of me. Sure. But I wanted to get something out of it.

I unscrewed my now empty thermos of coffee and asked if she'd piss in it in exchange. She hesitated, and looked me over as if I was crazy. A heavyset elderly woman standing behind her leaned over and asked "Well, are you gonna or not?". Cate laughed, amused at the lady's interest in the matter.

She took the thermos from me and held it under her skirt, her other hand disappearing beneath her to pull her panties out of the way. Soon, the sound of her pissing into the thermos began to mingle with the sounds of the grocery store. "Attention bakery department. Two, zero, one." blared the computerized voice over the PA system. The beeps of the cashier passing items over the scanner punctuated the sound of frothing piss filling up the thermos.

Eventually she finished, and though I didn't ask her to, she put the cap on and tightened it, wiping off the piss that clung to the side of the thermos with the back of her shirt cuff. I thanked her and took it from her, then let her move in front of me. She smiled and stood in front of me, waiting for her turn in line.

I still have that thermos in the back of my refrigerator. Someday, I'll drink it and beat off like crazy.

What a fucking chad. Complete stud. I would buy that man a hot dinner if I ever met him.

This guy has it all wrong. /pol/tards aren't the new furfags, they're the new Yea Forumstards, the kind that ruined /x/ years ago.
They're the refuse coming from the new entry point of Yea Forums, coming from either Facebook or Reddit or Twitter, who haven't yet learned the etiquette.
Most of them are either children or boomers, and it fucking shows. It shows in their opinions, in the way they type, in the way they react to criticism.
And, similarly to Yea Forumstards, they don't care to learn how to use Yea Forums, and most of all, they refuse to understand that they are not welcome.

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>muh SJWs = leftism

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holy shit dude go outside

that fag of faggots

Sweetie, have sex.

Yea Forums was the entry point and it enforced site culture by impressing people to lurk moar before just posting your namefagged asshole opinions from the start. By the point that they felt ready to post, their thinking was already mirroring the people here.

entry points used to work well

>How much do you think moot sold Yea Forums to Hiro for?
I bet it made him a hundredaire. I bet he's rolling in those benjamins(all 2 of them).

have sex

Lel imagine hiring a fat weeb to be around children all day

>creates one of the world's most influential social media platforms
That's reddit you bong. He created this cesspool that's just a english mirror of another site.

>I'm a far leftist, I just don't like what far leftism results in
so this is cognitive dissonance?

the virgin cries out in pain

This is pretty high level. You would think the newfags would notice.

I shared a subway car with Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner, and Hailee Steinfeld

I was wearing a GOT beanie (this was like 2013...) and Hailee pointed it out to them and they smiled and waved. Then, Sophie proceeded to take her dress shoes off and expose her stinky sweaty socks to the entire subway car

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he was always a faggot
check GR3, says it in fine print

seriously, I got cut off in the parking lot of a safeway and given the middle finger by Sir Mixalot

I guess he sells speakers or something now

fuck that guy, my coworker knows where he lives and I'm debating taking a shit on his lawn half a decade later

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all he did was translate 2chan and added a few cuck-tier rules
why did they think he was some vsauce or someshit?
even the memes were from either reddit or the anonymousbase, and not him

sigourney weaver

Yeh I live in the city where most TV stations are with a lot of actors also living here. I see them every day and I just leave them alone because I don't want to bother anyone. After all it's just a job. I wouldn't know what to say and I also don't want to say anything.

ALL
FUCKING
ZOOMERS
MUST
FUCKING
HANG

Hitler could have prevented this.

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yikes

A dick because I'm fucking its faggot ass

he made /trash/ so

Publicly execute all phoneposters.

so he really was an angry fat kid

god i miss him

t. knowyourmeme pro

Sauce on jacket pls? Looks nice as fuck.

seems like my peers are losers and browsing Yea Forums was always the better choice

Glad he's happy. Also, I think that's the same jacket I wanted to know where he bought it from, sent him an email about it and he never responded, fucking faggot.

Sounds painful

by being an autistic gay weeaboo

even the smartest leftists don't get it for some reason
youtu.be/FH2WeWgcSMk
youtu.be/A0W9QbkX8Cs

I run into Bill Murray more often than I am comfortable with.

The feeling is mutual

i don't believe you

a pretty princess

Isn't this the retard that was trying to literally buy 4channel from Hiro?

LMFAO, what a retard!

a traitorous faggot (literally and figuratively)

I model in Japan, so I've met all the big Japanese designers in person on numerous occasions. Outside of that I've seen a few when I go to Soho but thats a given.

Japanese trains don't smell too bad and they're comfy when not busy.
Fuck parking in Tokyo. Gotta put your car in a goddamn elevator. I don't trust that shit.

Does hide kojima

what do you model

Guaranteed he wears the hat cause he's balding ;_;

>Christopher Poole is actually his real name
shit been referred to moot so long I forgot about that. I remember the first time his real name was released in an NY Times article and all the Yea Forumstards said >fake name and thought he was trolling because of the initials

Guranteed replies

How do you know he's falling for the bait? Let's be real, the more likely scenario is he thinks it's obvious bait and he says "fuck you" because it's so obvious.

His name is Christopher Poolumbus, he discovered the hacker named Yea Forums, the Sith Lord of the Intershits.

He gets paid for doing nothing, lucky bastard.

I ran into Don Francisco once, I felt nothing.

Pretty sure his name was widely known way before that.

wow moot looks like THAT

to avoid any electrical infetterence, I don't even think that's a word

he pretended to be all tired and everything and that at first he didn't hear her

she was all professional though

stole some candy bars

"sir you need to pay for those"

huh? huh? huh?

I saw

I really, REALLY wanna suck his cock

That is not a great achievement.

i laughed so hard

nope the article was 2009. he was secretive about his private life, and nobody knew his real name. most posts were freaking about the initials C.P.
maybe the admins and a few friends on irc knew but this was new information to everybody else who went on Yea Forums.

jesus the cringe

and it looks like the first article was washington post not ny times.

washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/16/AR2009021601565.html?hpid=sec-tech&noredirect=on

Moot is just jealous of Hiro

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stop lying, his name was well known before 09', there was entire routine pasta with everything that they knew about him including pics that have been posted in this thread and the gay lookalike that they liked to use to get mods to clean threads. All of that was going on from 07'

>advisor
>no canvas

>canv.as cost 3.6 million to the investors
fucking bravo moot

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Clothing, both designer and regular.

i at least respect moot for selling Yea Forums to someone who hasn't completely gutted it

snacks?

He's owned by Google so that he doesn't become the ceremonial figurehead of some new tech company.

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>even the memes were from either reddit
Damn this is some newfag shit

>leftism means whatever negative things I want it to mean
Dumbass bootlicker

Was it the fappening or gamergate that finally pushed him to sell this place? IIRC they both happened in the same year

both

desu gamergate was probably what did it because the post quality just took a massive nosedive

both brought a ton of tourists, gamergate invited tourists from reddit and fappening invited tourists from the rest of the web