>Chad makes eye contact with a girl >Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!
>You make eye contact >Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!
>Chad asks out a girl >Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a dress! I can wear those new heels with the straps, I can keep them on when we're in bed!
>You ask girl for her number and she gives it >Girl: Eeek! He can't track me down, can he! Why did he even think he could talk to me?! Who the heck does that? That's so rude, putting me on the spot. Thank God for blocked texts!
>Girl uses Tinder and sees Chad >Girl immediately answers his texts. Chad texts her cringe shit while dying of laughter with his friends and reluctantly fucks your crush once.
>Girl uses Tinder and sees you >Immediately realised you have inferior genetics, rejects you, feels ZERO attraction, never thinks of you again. Or if she's browsing with her friends there's a quick, "Like, just like, like EW! Teeeeeheeeee!"
Girls unironically hate guys like this. Too pretty, too dumb. Guarantee they’re dating either some guy in a band or a rich asshole.
Carter Hall
Are these twinks supposed to be chads?
Luis Richardson
Based black pill poster. It's over.
Grayson Diaz
Lmao this will earn me so much charma on r/IncelTears
Michael Bailey
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Julian Green
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a dress! I can wear those new heels with the straps, I can keep them on when we're in bed! >Girl: Eeek! He can't track me down, can he! Why did he even think he could talk to me?! Who the heck does that? That's so rude, putting me on the spot. Thank God for blocked texts! Sounds like you watch too much anime my lad
>"blackpill" Everyone knows this, this isn't some sort of secret. Not like you incels would know anything about a true blackpill, like personality matters.
Cooper Mitchell
why lift when you have a face like the dude in the middle and the one on the right left guy is cute tho
Jaxson Rogers
I realize that women cannot be asexual. Women love sex and love to desire sex.
Men love sex but they do not love much nor dislike much the desire for sex. In fact the desire for sex is more like an hindrance and a thing to eject, precisely by wanking and ejaculation that is the pinnacle of fucking a slag. men still despise not loving sex, since it removes the most effective mechanism of valuation that they have, which leads them to the usual mockery of being shagless didlos remaingin on the shelf, being baby dicks and being asexual. Men despise asexuality in men since it shows them to be far less dominant than the story they plays in their heads
Women despise asexuality in men, since the few asexual men (very few are handsome) no longer acknowledge women for sex nor for companionship. Some asexual men claim to still want a gf just to cuddle, but that's already a baby-level sex and we are still in the situation of validation (and the gf still wants sex anyway sooner or later) and once they have sex with a girl they love they see sex is not so bad.
Women despise asexuality in women, precisely because women live on sex while their hate of their body for menstruating leads them to take pills which kills their desire for sex (but indeed kills their menstruation). They hate their life since through their own body, they acknowledge in their intimacy that they cannot win on both accounts: either have a comfy life or have an erotic life.
Elijah Cook
>"chad" puts in effort to become more desirable >gets attractive women
Nothing wrong with this
Justin Perry
>genetics are effort lol tell us how chads are the true victims
Daniel Edwards
>I wasn't born with right genetics! >Women don't want me! >My parents made me too much of a pussy! >It all everyone else's fault! WAHHHHHH How embarrassing
Oh yes, I'm sure Chad was just born with that Ripped stomach and abs. I'm sure all that muscle mass just ballooned by itself once he hit puberty
Sebastian Young
>implying i make eye contact, talk to girls or use tinder
Juan Hernandez
Jesus Christ shut up, you'll make them all kill themselves
Adam Watson
OP, why does any of this surprise you?
Jackson Wood
>Girl sees me >Uncontrollable vomiting Life sucks.
Wyatt Kelly
Ah yes, the television and film board.
Luis Hill
Yeah man he did it because he was an interesting and deep person
Carter Reyes
Girls claim to hate these guys but somehow they still get laid
Noah King
>some fat chick discovers the cure for cancer >she's still just a fat bitch, who cares >stacy molests and murders children >wow shes so hot, would wife This goes both ways m8
Jaxson Williams
I think that girl on the left is my friend Karen, I haven't seen her in a while but she looks a lot like her and last I heard she was having trouble finding a marketing job in Brisbane
Gabriel Ortiz
Only because they are white desu.
Robert Fisher
>some skinny white guys takes picture of black hole >wow this fat bitch is an amazing science super genius, can't believe she did that all by herself
Benjamin Bell
Good bodies, fuck ugly faces
Owen Jones
in case anyone wants to get the body of the boys instead of being defeatist faggots with incredible victimhood
>hurr durr women love sex so much they fuck everyone except me, I know this because I love sex and I would fuck everyone except me durr hurr hurr
Ryan Green
I feel bad sometimes cuz I stole a girl from some beta orbiter in the friendzone. They were friends since kindergarten and he had even admitted he loved her and needed her in his life but she said she wasn't attracted to him.. And they were even roommates because he wanted to help her get on her feet financially. So when we started fucking he had to listen to it.. I still feel bad. He hated my guts and I understand why
Adrian Sullivan
Do girls really like those guys? Their bodies look like insects also I bet they like capeshit while my taste is superior. I would charm a girl better than those faggots
Yea but it's really his fault for putting up with that, dont feel bad. Any uncucked Male wouldn't have been in that situation
Josiah Ramirez
pretty much
Wyatt Gomez
You completely miss the point. It's not I have no abs, my life is miserable, but well, I am to lazy to go to the gym. It's, I am ugly (maybe short, bald, born in poor family, small dick, skin problems, etc. etc.) nobody would look at me, talk to me and so on even if I kill myself at the gym for abs (not to mention we're not all meant to become athletes, so our effort could lead to a poor result anyway). So why would even bother?
Aaron Nguyen
What a Fucking KEK. jesus Christ sometimes these """"men"""" make me ashamed to even be male
Jordan Sanchez
oneitising is like voluntarily sending yourself to Hell.
Adrian Hernandez
How heavy do the dumbbells have to be?
Brandon Flores
Yea Forums - Television & Film Yea Forums - Television & Film Yea Forums - Television & Film Yea Forums - Television & Film
Landon Hill
>How to be a guy model >Weightlift 4x a week, carefully work in a balanced protein rich but low calorie diet, pray you have good muscle insertions
>How to be a girl model >Don’t be fat
Hunter Davis
this is why I as a beta do not even try.
Sebastian Jackson
*Say they hate guys like this
Even the biggest liberal bitches at my university would dutifully show up to frat parties and bars every weekend hoping to get their fill of Chad dick, before returning back to their MacBook to post about how awful privileged and entitled white guys are
Carson Green
More like >be born with top 1% body genetics and face Being a female model is actually harder, men just gotta be over 6 ft, muscular and not super ugly
These people have equivalent faces and the girl bodies are not spectacularly buxom or gifted. VS models are supposed to be elite tier and their bodies are simply shapely, not ridiculously curvy or gifted.
Wyatt Lee
Because some retard on the internet lied to you?
WOw, you guys really bite hard on this trolling bullshit, hmm?
Jacob Gutierrez
Guys like that must get off on the humiliation.
Benjamin Gonzalez
Wee it is pretty nice to be a chad. I honestly get laid as much as I want. My fiancee is hot as fuck, passing out and browsing Yea Forums after sex now.
Funny thing that some of you are so miserable that you will not believe me, even tho my scenario is quite typical.
Henry Thompson
Life isn’t porn, the chads you fear aren’t fucking that much.
Actually the disgusting people that are fucking all the time aren’t even usually the best looking people they are typically moderatly attractive bros and sluts that sacieate whatever insecurity they have through short sad sexual escapades.
Fucking a lot of different chicks wares out it’s luster in like a year or two at most unless you are a total animal retard that can’t into higher pursuits.
T. Former chadlette with chad friends who had a period of easy hollow fucking till it got boring
Also, not movie or film related faggot
Christian Lopez
stop derailing the thread.
Landon Martinez
It’s a lesson he needed to learn user
Grayson Taylor
I'd like to apologise for that post. It was rude of me to interrupt you guyses thread. I wont be posting here again as I have shamed myself and my Yea Forums persona, farewell to all of you.
Christopher Ward
I know I can't prove it you user but it did happen. The girl is my gf of 3 years now. Sometimes memes aren't just memes. They are reality
Asher Ward
I don't think having sex is the problem. It's being desirable.
Parker Thompson
>implying being fit makes you fuckable
Go to /fit/, it's basically /r9k/
Jacob Morales
>Fucking a lot of different chicks wares out it’s luster in like a year or two at most Isn't that proving his point it's a rotation
Austin Allen
whatever takes you to failure at the end of the reps I suppose
Lucas Gonzalez
This. A capeshit thread died for this.
Landon Thompson
Yeah, okay
Liam Phillips
Press F to Pay Respects
Elijah Price
who makes this stuff up
Kayden Hall
He's probably been orbiting her for a while and she just kept shutting him down more and more bluntly until it got to this
Adam James
>tfw have "Chad potential" but drug addiction keeps holding me back
Most of being desirable is fixable for being a man.
And you don’t need to be a ripped to be desirable, get a nice haircut and dress like an adult don’t be a fat fuck or a lanky skellington, be confident and assertive.
Congratulations you are now attractive
Brody Bailey
Why are incels such whiny pussies? >waaaaahhhh I no get de powsi waaaaaahhhh life is unfair
Colton Brooks
this is why I only do drugs alone and with my buddy Josh
Not really, there’s is some basic truth to what the internet red pill and PUA and incels and all that shit says about women and their sexual nature
But it has become so exaggerated and over the top with online hyperbole that people have convinced themselves that every girl on earth is getting dicked down by hyper muscular giggachads on the daily and the mythical “chad” spends his day plowing 5 different girls a day
That just isn’t real life
James Roberts
>dude lol i'm so ubermensch just like the badass nazi's lol i'm just not a DUHGENERIT I can have sex whenever I want Have sex or quit whining
Dylan Walker
Yeah its not fitness. It's wealth. Not even a meme its reality. If you dont have money you may struggle to get a girl
Adrian Hernandez
Shit routine and too much fucking volume for a 800 calorie deficit. 40 sets a day? fuck off. Check out Candito's LP with the hypertrophy template
Xavier James
It is not fixable. That's the point here. You can improve yourself, of course, but not to the point to be desirable. For that you have to be attractive in the first place. The problem is not finding someone to fuck or a girlfriend in this world (ugly people fuck and marry every single day), but many people don't understand this...
Colton White
it's just a joke faggot
damn, drugs really do make people insufferable no humour buzzkill cowards
Bros I had a tinder date last week and since the. I got ghosted. Why is life so fucking unfair. What did I do to deserve this
Logan Sanders
>i-i was just joking Please have sex, incel
Stop shooting women because they wont have sex with you
Elijah Ramirez
You made too many posts online about how you're superior to everyone else because you dont do drugs and dont watch capeshit. Stop taking yourself too seriously incel; women can smell it on you
Robert Wilson
Why are drug addicts so defensive and enjoy projecting?