Why are his hands on the table like that? Why is detective lardass leaning so far back?

Yes
I haven't seen this though, I don't know if that's true.

source

I don't know...

He's leaning back to counterbalance his massive dong and monster balls

I brought this chair from home stephen, it's my fortnight chair, gonna be taking it back home tonight and playin it somore

gonna be nona that in prison stephen

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Yea there's an alterior motive here they're trying to promote a YouTube channel by associating some interest in confession videos

What the fuck is this pic and why am I seeing it every other time I open Yea Forums

kek

I don't know

i dont know

autism that's why

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know orz

He was told to keep his hands on the table at one point and he took it very seriously.

Detective fatso asserts dominance by being overly comfortable.

Digging up old material and forcing it as a meme.

...

Yep. This chair only costed me $399.

Look at my face when I'm talking to you son

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Was getting caught part of your plan?

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>Dodge this

I don't know why but this stupid shit always makes me chuckle

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kek

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now somebody put the baseball bat guy that wears a leather jacket and leans back often

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>LAUREN PALMER IS MURDERED!!!!!
>*nuclear explosion*

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He's trying to test if he really knows pewdiepie youtube.com/watch?v=W90c5O8kIe4

Yur true 4channel man, not some sweetyfag candyass

Context?

>Stephen constantly trying to attack detective faster than the camera can record
>detective leans back to dodge his attacks
Kino

Explains how he managed to take down a 6' 220lb bitch at his physique.

LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKIN TO YOU BOY

>having his feet in the air
Have them on the ground and this entire body stretched around the chair.

Where can I invest in this meme?
It's going places.

wtf

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mommy fetish + proximity + she probably said something nice to him once

No, she didn't say anything nice. She turned him down repeatedly according to the detective.

Anyone here feel bad for him? He seems like a normal guy. I bet she was stringing him along to get her homework done and he finally snapped one time after she was showing some extra cleavage teasing him.
Dumb whores.

Yet another case of some bitch driving a poor incel white male to commit crimes.

There are prisons that let people have tablets now. I don't know if they allow Fortnite, probably not. But being forced to play games on a tablet would be good punishment.

So why did he killed her? What was the motive?

Reminder that he didn't even rape her (couldn't get hard)

the two are not exclusive
guys dont typically obsess over total bitches
but i havent researched the whole case
im finding it hard to find a good summary tbth

all the other cases have been nonwhites though

some people think it was a rape gone wrong. here's him spying on her btw

youtube.com/watch?v=snVqd7tooW0

>some people think it was a rape gone wrong. here's him spying on her btw
If I remember right from his confession, he wore a mask and went in with the intention of raping her. She managed to pull off the mask and said ''Stephen? Stop.'' or something and then he killed her. This is what he said anyway.

BUT CAN YOU DO THIIIIIIIIIIIS?!

Somebody, please make a Chad Interrogator vs Virgin murderer edit

How hard is it to just shut up and demand a lawyer?

what if he had just killed her and left her like that? unless he got his dick in he would probably be ok with no proof he did it.

>if I pull that off would you die?

>You want a lawyer Steven?
>I don't know
>Yeah you do. You hurt that lawyer Steven?
>No
>You try to have sex with him
>No
>Liar

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>forcing memes

yeah I bet all the facebook-tier normie memes you're used to are much better

A lot of people think they don't need one, that they can somehow finagle their way out of things. That all they have to say the right thing and they can just walk out after an hour, no lawyer needed to complicate everything

Of course, They're no match for the fucking interrogator, and interrogators love idiots like this who don't ask for lawyers, because then they can do whatever they want

If the garbage truck had arrived a few hours earlier and he didn't act like such an autist in front of the cameramen no one would have known it was him.

EVEN FURTHER? DOES HE NOT FEAR DEATH?!

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What about his hair? They found the hair that was steven's. They found Steven's hair. How'd it get there? Did they place it there?

The whole thing was poorly planned and poorly carried out. Finding a part of her body in the trashcan and his autistic interview just allowed the police to catch him sooner.

youtu.be/MapMOivWfFU

here

>Why are his hands on the table like that?
Autism
>Why is detective lardass leaning so far back?
Mostly letting his previous meal comfortably make it's way through his intestines, and also to establish dominance.

No u

he's a retarded crazy person and it was someone she knew, he would be caught

Kek can you imagine him with all his fucking hair and putting a mask on that distorts the shape of his head to look like The Star Wars bobblehead racing game. I find it hard to believe she wouldn't recognize his massive fro just Bc of a mask

YOU CANNAT CAMPREHEND MY FINAL FORM, STAYVUN

>REGGIE LE DEW DID THIS?

>your hayrr Stephen! We've got your hayrrr!!
>look *scratches head*

apparently he wasn't a suspect until he talked about breaking into people's houses to steal condoms

they had hair on the chopped up body was the thing, he had been in the apartment before to help her move for summer break so he had an alibi. plus the cops could have been lying about the hair

>team reddit 2
Yikes

wtf simpsons predicted it

Maybe if he shaved his head beforehand. His jew fro left hair all over the apartment. And since he wasn't friends with her, his hair had no reason to be there. Plus he had creepshots of her all over his phone. Probably would've gotten caught anyways.

I can't stop laughing, jesus christ

>alterior

He put his hands on the table because the investigator shouted at him to do it.

They think asking for lawyer will look suspicious, and as they are playing the part of an innocent why would they need a lawyer? I did nothing wrong, Ill just talk to the police and answer their questions as I did nothing wrong.

The cops said "we have hair" but they hadn't tested it yet.

my stomach hurts now

powerful

That was truly kino, great moment

Losing my fucking shit
A+

Because he was clearly rubbing his foot against his crotch.

youtu.be/Y_xb_JnXGeI?t=1228

>you're a big guy

It's like They just figured they could start lying so they though "aha! We've got home now!"

People give the detectives shit but desu what are they supposed to do with the responses he's giving. Even if they had better questions he would still give the same answers

This should have been one of the slides in the True Detective S1 intro

was it kino?

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1:41:11
Hits deep

why did stephen do the interview bros? was it part of his plan?

>how can you go your whole life without a friend?

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>Oh, they know I can't even move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even gonna swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, 'Why, he wouldn't even harm a fly.

nigga, that fatlard ain't virile.

Pure kino

when is the video games part?

you're on Yea Forums retard

I miss leanposting

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It's not just about getting a confession. The video is also used in court to establish the details to the jury. The line of questioning is painting a picture of the crime scene and leading the viewer to draw conclusions based on the questioning.

WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDEN

>if I sit completely still I may become invisible to the detectives

Fuckin same posts same images same everything posted in these threads. On top of that they're posted at all hours of the day. 3am 10am 3pm 6pm. Doesn't fucking matter. Deff someone's Alterior motive

based schizo poster

it's one user doing it, 3 of the posts first made in the thread where ones I made yesterday

True Detective Season 4 where Pizza lifts this interrogation as an entire 2 hour season finale one shot scene when?

Imagine the fucking adrenaline he must have had pumping through him

>go in to rape
>masked, identity unknown
>she struggles more than you expected
>swats mask off
>she knows who you are and addresses you by name

Now from that moment, just fucking imagine

>heart pumping
>my life is over my life is over she knows she knows there's no way out there's no way out
>kill her kill her
>desperate struggle to murder her
>stands over the corpse realising he's just killed someone as it all fucking washes over him

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have sex

Give birth

The interview with the news reporter is maximum kino

youtube.com/watch?v=KIroLgiCyP8

>27 years old

is this a real screenshot?
What's the timestamp?

I probably wouldn't have read that post, or if so i wouldn't have given it any extra thought, if not for you

she was 6' 175 lbs btw

god this needs to stop

>when it hits again

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It's dead after "you all fuckin' fine"
People should know when a joke is over

>manage to get rid of the body without anybody seeing you
>put on your good boy act, help look for her, thinking you might just get away with it
>reporter tells you they found a body
>heart pumping, mom's spaghetti

no more video games

>people should realize when a joke is over

Uhh where do you think you are buddy?

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Alright, Yea Forums, you are Steven. You just killed and chopped her up in your bathroom. It's late at night. How do you get away with the crime?

>feel bad for him
No.
>He seems like a normal guy
No.
29 virgin speaking here.

I unironaclly believe this would’ve been avoided if the dude got laid by a few women. Most Undersexed men are usually harmless but there are a few like this guy that just snap.

based

drive to another state then buy a one way ticket to the philippines

>*reclines, chair quickly approaching the breaking point*
>*cracks open a nice cold bud*
>*sips loudly and lets out a belch*
>yaknow son, they ain't letting you back out
No milennial can withstand peak boomer interrogations

I don't know

>Alterior

>gandolfini

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ive been saying this shit about incels for years. get these niggas laid consistently and they will chill. they might still be bitter towards women but I doubt most incels will commit murder after having their Dick sucked.

I don't chop her up in the first place

L E A N B A C K

>one way ticket
way too expensive and suspicious

I really liked the classic boomer nature of these detectives.

I don’t know

Feminists will eventually push for prostitution to be legalized.

Fucking kek

tfw ywn pull dad moves that powerful

I don’t know..

Whatever you want to believe sheep

kek the way he stares straight at him like some npc

>implying prosties would’ve stopped Elliot Rodgers

Anybody else wanna beat up stephen? Not because of the murder but just because he looks and act like a creepy, slimy, cowardly little cunt.
When I watch that interview where he freaks out when he realizes he got his dumb ass caught, I just want to beat the shit out of him and take a fat stinky shit on his crying faggot face.
Anyone else knows this feel?

>1:43:44
This is some peak doomkino

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Still interrogating
don't care what you are perpetuating, you getting locked away
now lean back, lean back

Have sex

Boomer used Lean Back!
It's super effective!

Incel used I Don't Know!
It's not very effective...

>Stayvun's laywer said he had the biggest and sickest child pornography collection he has ever seen
>They knew Stayvun searched on the internet ways to have sex with a dead body the night of the murder
>Stayvun dismembered her, cut her head
>He even cut her fingertips so that she couldn't be identified and flush them all in the toilet
Pur sickokino

jesus, Stephen

!!!FACT!!!

t. next serial killer

Get out of that shitty mentality dude.

is this loss?

damn user that's pretty goood

looks comfy

He tried to rape her and she laughed and bullied him for his failure

>also he was a good friend

Hey guys, Stephen here. Thanks for making my murder case a meme

>1:45:06
>you are no longer in charge of anything.
K I N O

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lol

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4

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>Why is detective lardass leaning so far back?
To assert his dominance.

how many kids do you think he has?
how many kids do you have?

internet time's up, stephen. now it's back to the cell with jamal.

Drop the body somewhere people won't actually find it and don't say a fucking word

when dies he pleads guilty?

Why stick around? He has no ties to anything and he HAS to know it’s only a matter of days, maybe hours before they bring him in. Just cut your hair, get in your car and start driving. Hell they’ll probably catch you anyway but at least give yourself a sporting chance.

well he did end up getting that haircut at least

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look at his eyes, he hasn't slept

OH NO NO NO NO

>The 6-foot, 128-pound McDaniel, who turned 33 in September, had been locked up at Augusta State Medical Prison since mid-2017. Officials have never said why he was there.

What is this about? Sorry was out of the loop on this one

imagine being this comfortable

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poor little white boy

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Torn butthole

THE BODY?

>there will be no more videogames
why the fuck did he say that?

He plays video games too

I wouldn't be surprised if a cop told him to keep his hands on the table. It can be useful for people to be uncomfortable when you're interrogating them. This is why they always sit people in corners and box them in, sitting close to them.

You wear the same underwear after you worn em Steven?

Anyone have a timestamp of when he gets asked why there's panties in his room?

Can some lawfag explain how they convicted him? Was there really enough evidence? Did he ever confess? I get they want a confession but what's the point if you can convict him regardless?

That seems like a bad tactic if you want to get a guy to open up.
>that one time I was interrogated
>cop walks in sits down
>looks at folder
>looks at me
>looks at folder
>how does he have a folder? I've never been arrested
>looks back at me
>back at folder
>finally says
>would you like a cigarette?

You don't need a confession to convict people. He recorded himself stalking her and sticking cameras in her window the night of the murder and the cops found her previously stolen panties in his room. There really was all sorts of evidence.

Life in solitary is the very best he can hope for. Comfy

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...

I don't know

yes

One time this crazy bitch accused me of battery and when I came to the police station to ask about it I was questioned. The cop seemed to believe my story, judging by his face, plus I had recorded video of the incident because I was paranoid of this insane bitch, and he basically said “okay ill get this thrown out by the end of the month so you can say that at the restraining order hearing”. Based detective.

Throw a tv and laptop in there and I’m sold!

If that had an internet connection how many of you would kill someone now to get there?

>ruining your life over that moonfaced uggo
Yikes.

Solitary confinement (actual solitary confinement) is literally torture.

me 2

hot damn, what a waste :(

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could be. he would probably rationalize that one of them loved him, and then he'd have something to live for trying to get that high again

Isn't that all circumstantial, not conclusive?

He graduated in may

The detective helped me too. A couple guys tried to rob me, I fought back, then they we all get rounded up by cops. The two of them tried to say I attacked them. One was on probation and the other on parole so it wasn't hard to convince the detective who was lying. Then he helped me use some words like "in fear for my life" so what I did was covered by self defense.

They had numerous pieces of physical evidence and he eventually made a confession.

Most incels are ugly though. No one wants to hook up with an ugly loser, especially not one that's a woman hating psychopath.

Circumstantial evidence is the strongest evidence in court. I'm not the prosecutor and I didn't just give you the entire case. What I did was give you two examples of shady behavior which ties the suspect to the victim.

what's the timestmamp where he goes maximum lean?

>Cops arrest me at my Office
>interrogation starts
>tell him I know my rights and I‘m not scared of this gestapo crap
>wake up next day and seems like it was a dream but felt kinda real

No
I don't know
No

It sounds like you had nothing to fear given the circumstances, but interrogators are allowed to basically say anything to you if it gets you talking. They can’t say something like
>if you confess we will let you go
but they will do everything short of that to make you feel like they are your friend.

>behaving like an autist
enjoy jail time

Most inmates have a smartphone nowadays that they use for phonecalls, contact with friends and for internet of course.
Its not really allowed to have a smartphone but the guards usually don‘t mind if you behave.
At the end the guard just wants to have a chill day so they ignore it, its better the inmates look into a screen instead of spraying poop on guards.

Sounds about white. If you were black then he'd have probably beat you and/or shot you to death and gotten away with it.

Your post is a fantastic demonstration of white privilege.

Niggers deserve getting shot.
Poop colored people have no business in being alive.

you were men in blacked

I don't know if you're joking or not but hateful posts like this are what has caused an epidemic of white on black crime to skyrocket over the last few years. You're actively making the world a more violent, worse place.

>”Glenda knows it, your mother”
>”your sister knows it”
>”your sister’s husband knows it, the one that used to beat your sister”
>”he knows it”
>”you know what he said? Said ‘he was a crazy mother fucker’ is what he said”
K I N O

If I hadnt recorded what she did it would have been he said she said and the court would have probably taken her side. Im just paranoid so I covered my own ass. Also let me be clear, the recording demonstrated that her story was entirely false. I went back to the detective to ask about the status of the report and he said the bitch was ignoring all of his phone calls and letters. In this instance, me voluntarily going to the police with the recordings spooked her because she knew she was lying. She went to the hospital to get her ankle wrapped up and crutches and everything too, fuck she was pathetic. Glad I manhandled her little pig ass and got away with it. Thats what she got for attacking my gf.

and that's a good thing

Based cops killing niggers on sight.

Thats a good thing, niggers need to he shot on sight.
Or put a noose around the nigger and hang him from a tree.
We shouldn‘t bother with prisons just hang the dumb niggers.

>saying anything at all without the presence of your attorney
This is how innocent people get punished for crimes they did not commit.

jej

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Hundreds of children are being murdered by cops every year for the color of their skin and you think that's a fucking good thing? What the hell is wrong with you?

You are evil. I don't care if it's an edgy joke, you're a fucking bad person.

Don't act as if that line wouldn't cut deep if you were in his shoes. It's like twisting the knife.

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>Hundreds of children are being murdered by cops every year for the color of their skin
BASED!
Doing what we can't personally do because we fear the law. We need more chads like this.

Why the nigger don‘t run away to africa?

fuck off retard, we're having a comfy thread.
go shit up a capeshit or got thread with this retarded act

Maybe because we're American, not African? Ever considered that?

>we
speak for yourself loser. I'm not American.

Any thread involving the police can not be comfy for anyone who isn't white. Sorry if us being slaughtered by cops is interrupting your happy fun police thread.

go away

incel freak your cage is that way

isn't that reason why this happened though? She wouldn't date him so he could have sex to relieve his pent up incel rage but she denies him and makes it worse

Just saying, if you want to be protected go to South Africa, over there whites can't touch you.

Niggers are not Americans, niggers are niggers.

Very nice.

have sex

This, women should be forced to please future incels.

N-NANI?!

ehh maybe, maybe not but I hate seeing that response of "have sex" as an argument, I know folks troll with it here but I have seen it elsewhere and it's dumb

why aren't all police interrogations public? why the secrecy?

>take after take
Make it "case after case", implying he does it every interagation, and it is golden.

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If incels have sex, they won't be incels, and then rapes and murders crime rate would drastically be reduced.
Every incel should have a right to pick any woman he wants to have sex with, and the woman should be forced to comply for the betterment of society.

I’m fucking dying

>Lauren

Actually black people are murdered over there at an even higher rate than they are here. The murder rate in SA is insanely high if you're black(which is why the white genocide BS in SA is laughable, whites don't get murdered anywhere near as much as blacks there).

>seems like a normal guy

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Only if you're dumb you would get killed over here. Just join the side of the police and you will be fine. Everything is comfy over here, the beaches are gorgeous.

THERE WILL BE NO MORE VIDEO GAMES STEPHEN

His「Lean」 is way too powerful.

Police/interrogation footage is such pure kino

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Based neighbor.

wait but at what rate are they being killed? both groups i mean. cause one group being killed less often than the other isn't saying much

wow when you put it like that south africa sounds like a great place to visit

>do you wear the same pair a underwear more than one day a week?
> ... yes
> ... waa?

HOW’S HE STILL LEANIN, RICK?

>How did you move so fast? You moved like them.

this is some quality shit

Oh fucking Christ.

windows tablets only. slow wifi. microwave that always bursts the hot pockets.

Redditors trying to force a new meme because they find Wojak too problematic.

What documentary?

>then rapes and murders crime rate would drastically be reduced.
Most serial killers have been chads with a wife and kids who is also slaying pussy (literally and figuratively) on the side. Rarely is it a legit incel like the guy in OP. Your theory is crap.

So would a legit experienced lawyer still ask for a lawyer?

>Sad thing about it is you probably could've made something with your life. But you chose a different route. Because one - you don't have a girlfriend and two - you're never gonna get a girlfriend.

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>MORE TIMEEEEE-
sorry, wrong forced meme

murder someone then talk to the police for two hours with no lawyer. after going to law school. darwin at work, I do not feel bad for him

1 every 1000 murders is done by a serial killer.
Nobody here is talking about serial killer crime rates, we are talking about incel crimes specifically.

>internet in prison
holy shit. what level of crime do you need to commit for that type of situation?

The one where you murder 76 commies in training on an island.

Ok, and excluding serial killers even further devalues your point. Most murders are done in a "crime of passion" in which a person (usually male) kills their SPOUSE. Again, men who can get laid.

it's the latest forced meme. don't worry it will be replaced by some other retarded shit next month

post evidence that crimes of passion are the most common ones. I doubt it.
You would probably call the lynching of a slut a crime of passion, you sound like a cuck.

Only a complete moron talks without lawyering up, even if you are 100% innocent and have a solid alibi. You need someone in your corner who will give you all possible options and speak on your behalf. Only narcissistic retards think they can get one over on the cops by themselves.

HELP ME STEPHEN GRAB MY BELT

we need to round up everyone who identifies as an incel and throw them into a volcano

my friend married a psycho and just like two weeks ago she threatened to falsely tell the cops he hit her while he was recording her on his phone. he isn't pressing charges but the cops are cus the dumb bitch called them and he gave them a copy of the recording.

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or a brothel

HWAY STEPHEN WHAY!

Good for him.

Yes and he even brought up the fact that he had a katana and my favorite part, that he jerks off on the internet.

Well, I believe the burden of proof would be on you to prove that most murders are done by "incels". But sure, here are some numbers
>According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics, 30 percent of all female murder victims were killed by their spouses.
>Another 18.3 percent were killed by ex-spouses.
>Only 8.7 percent of all female victims were killed by a stranger
bjs.gov/index.cfm?ty=pbse&sid=31#vorelgender

blacks killing other blacks =/= blacks killing whites

Oh no they're merging.

>married a lying pscyho
>doesn't want to press charges on the lying psycho
>probably still married to the lying psycho
yeah he did good

I LIKE TO THINK WE FRIENDS, YOU TOLD ME YOU JERK OFF ON THE INTERNET

why didn't he stand

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>only 30%
So I win and you lose. I do have a high appreciation of your commitment and being man enough to actually post information that goes against your argument. I like you.

Now we should give up some of the nation's women to please some incels and drop the crime rates.

>AND THIS..IS TO GO EVEN...FURTHER BEYOND!!!

Amazing

Too late for acid. Put the body parts in plastic containers then drive to different cities dumping them in different dump sites.

I mean it’s good for him that 1) he recorded it; and 2) the cops are pressing charges. There’s at least a chance the experience will open his to the lying, manipulative, emotionally abusive cunt he’s shackled to. This would be the opportune time to get a divorce.

Yare yare daze, Stephen!

>only 30%
Plus the 18.3% of ex-spouses, equaling 48.3% confirmed non-incels at the least. So where are your numbers confirming all of these virgin murderers you claim to exist?

>Not shaving your head and wearing glovs before committing a crime

How are these guys so retarded?

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virgins are the highest priority when we are talking about national security. They rape women.

30%-40% men below 30 are confirmed incels nowadays
if they were more likely to kill people than men who have sex, it'd be a slaughterhouse 24/7

> YOU HAVEN'T CLEANED YOUR APARTMENT IN TWO WEEKS? THAT'S NO WAY TO LIVE STEPHEN.

That hit just a little too close to home.

>ugly
>loser
This meme needs to end. I grew up in shitty neighborhoods and the guys coming out of prisons got girls easily. A lot of them had no jobs, lived with their moms and were ugly. Looks matter but confidence and being funny will get you far

>leans back to the point where he's at a perfect 180 degree angle
>Chair supports him
>I lean back for 2 seconds
>Chair breaks give out

How can I obtain his chair or is it only for professionals?

>oh, you're approaching me, detective?
>I can't interrogate the shit out of you without getting closer

>YOU HAVEN'T WASHED YOUR CLOTHES IN WEEKS?! WHY STEPHEN!?!

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>THA'S HOORBLE STEPHEN

A huge amount of Yea Forums is automated. Political parties, advertising firms, etc. Hell, it's not just Yea Forums. I come here for some luls and as a distraction sometimes but you are correct.

>YOU HAVEN'T CLEANED YOUR PENIS IN WEEKS?! STEPHEN, COME ON!

Cases are are decided based on circumstantial evidence all the time.

>You got friends Stephen?
>Yes.
>Where are they? Where are they?

>hes fast!

Guys, i think he could have dodge this one by sitting down and crying. Acting like this his love interest was killed.

Lawer casually implies his seen other CP collections

>his love interest
lol

Holy shit dude

AH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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