why don't they make cartoons that make my penis hard anymore?
Why don't they make cartoons that make my penis hard anymore?
Levi Gray
Thomas White
Because 3D sells more despite 2D being objectively more tasteful every single time.
Matthew Hernandez
because women think they are more than just sex objects for men.
which is just a fantasy.
women are desined to get fucked, give birth and raise children. nothing else.
Nicholas Murphy
Because people are getting strangely uncomfortable with sexuality in their media.
Oliver Walker
that's gonna be difficult when I'm humping animation cels instead
Blake Cooper
dont worry, once the first animation based sex robot is created, there will be no need for women anymore.
Jayden Cook
Because social media allows every retard with a phone to have their opinions be heard and seen by everyone else.
Matthew Reed
True story: The two male leads in El Dorado were originally supposed to be a gay couple, which would have been an absolute first for a major studio animated movie. Halfway through production, the studio lost its nerve and made them straight again. The female character was added, and had to be super sexy in order to ward off the strong gay vibes that the guys were giving out.
Looking back at some scenes, it's still pretty clear they were meant to be gay.
Brandon Collins
Landon Taylor
that makes me love chel even more than I used too
Brandon Sanders
*blocks your path*
Eli Carter
how would an "animation based sex robot" work and how do you avoid extinction?
Carter Taylor
Based studio
Jaxson Clark
if the sex robots are that ugly, women don't have much to worry about
Dylan Miller
Because you don't watch anime, you cuck.
Wyatt Murphy
I can confirm I do, I'm talking about western shit.
Lucas Harris
that's a shame, we need more gay representation in film because The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.
Zachary Hill
have you seen women?
Jayden Miller
Bugs bunny in a dress
Ayden Mitchell
Yeah I've seen it referred as nuPuritanism. Funny how things go, innit
Gavin Lopez
n..no
Justin Myers
Cameron Walker
who would play her?
Thomas Diaz
pornstars are so fucking ugly, this is why I watch hentai exclusively.
Matthew Miller
this and leia is probably how I got my loincloth fetish
Brandon Baker
>didn't even made the word that starts the pasta lower case
Easton Flores
>Chel is so sexy she turns gays straight
Based chocolate pusy
Kayden Hughes
>Looking back at some scenes, it's still pretty clear they were meant to be gay.
I thought they were just typical Spaniards.
Grayson Jackson
Ma nigga.
Juan Adams
William Sullivan
What does that has to do with animation you retarded incel?
Logan Richardson
lol at your post
Owen Miller
Replacing humanity with robots is the good future desu
Joseph Murphy
The movie was a call-back to the Hope/Crosby/Lamour "Road" movies. Like them, it was a buddy comedy with a hot chick thrown in at the half-way mark to complicate shit.
Samuel Robinson
kek
Jaxson Long
Japan has you covered.
Kevin Wilson
How can one country be so based ?
Evan Gonzalez
>incel
Comment disregarded
Joshua Russell
this is how she sits on my dick
Evan Thomas
well fuck you too
Cooper Cruz
Blame liberals for it lamo
Blake Lewis
please provide title
Jackson Watson
>Not immediately recognising the greatest anime of the decade
William Long
>homosexuality
yeah, gonna give this a pass
Joseph King
>who would play her?
Ayden Smith
why do you always post the shitty one and not the good one?
Aaron Barnes
>shitty one
kys
Josiah Clark
this. unironically male sexuality is under attack.
Jackson James
she's wearing a fucking bedsheet, the other one's much better
Leo Perry
>people
americans aren't people.
Grayson Green
my anus got attacked by male sexuality
Jacob Smith
>caring about the clothing
homosexual confirmed. it's about the girl.
Sebastian Adams
>i watch hentai exclusively!
>litterally 4 hentai's come out a year with animation that is not shit
>with character designs that are not basic and shitty with balloon boobs
>with content that isn't some vanilla pushover waifu stick girl loli pea brain bimbo school girl best friend dog shit
no thank you.
Adam Wright
pity I won't get to enjoy it
Ian Evans
the other one's hotter anyway though
Asher Ramirez
shouldve been a love triangle
Jayden White
found Feras Antoon
Connor Collins
except when its children in Netflix originals
Leo Stewart
can you go back to your own thread please
Chase Wood
It makes sense
Daniel Sanders
they're trannies which makes it stunning and brave
Christopher Harris
had to look up the name.
>Canada is the owner of all your porn
nice