Are there any movies with sexy elves?
Are there any movies with sexy elves?
Ian Reyes
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Cooper Martin
Not really. Like I guess Lord of the Rings had some hot ones. If you want real sexy elves, though, I think you have to go into anime or hentai.
Brandon Torres
>watch little niptoons
>faggoty cringey flat, boy-like elves
OMG OMG OMG FLAT IS BEST ZOMG LOL BASED BASED BASED OMG
Nathan Lee
based
Christian Richardson
and redpilled
Isaiah Walker
Luke Jenkins
Tried but couldn't really think of any outside of already mentioned lotr. You have probably better luck with tv shows
Connor King
Someone kindly post a picture of this girl's hairline
Adam Nelson
Is she blind
Brayden Fisher
Is Batman blind?
Asher Adams
Batman is a CIS WHITE MALE
Charles Smith
Holy shit she looks just like a girl I used to know (fuck). Good times breh
David Torres
Bright
Blake Wright
Tfw no elf gf
Liam Adams
Did the Warcraft movie have any elves in it?
Christopher Morales
>those ears
what the fuck bro, that's now how they're supposed to look
Dylan Gonzalez
Sod the ears look at her horrific hips.
Jacob Turner
They were ugly chinks.
Mason Evans
Jesus Christ I didn't even notice
Joshua James
Witcher 3 All Cutscenes Full Movie Campaign(Witcher 3 Movie)[converted by yoututetomp4].mkv
Landon Sanchez
*pees in your sink*
Robert Price
Fucking NOPE
Hudson Hughes
Glad it flopped desu
William Thompson
Sexy elves are more a vidya game thing, unfortunately
Angel Scott
do you think if you moved that strip of cloth between her legs aside you could see her pusy?
William Mitchell
She's a dark elf, so most certainly yes. given their relation with Slaanesh, that pussy might even be a penis
Julian Cook
Jack Peterson
Ian Diaz
dark elves have no relation with slaanesh, degenerate
Thomas Phillips
T. Dark elf
Brody Stewart
Any images of dark elves where their loincloth doesn't entirely cover their pusy?
Adam Ross
GIV ELV GF
Owen Wilson
>We have no relation with the prince of pleasure, says spokeself of the cult of pleasure
Grayson Bennett
anyone remember the name of that german tv show or webseries where the human saves an elf girl and a troll boy in his videogame and they leave the game to flatshare with him?
saw episode 1 on YT but forgot to bookmark it.
John Cruz
this one?
Nathaniel Kelly
for me it's Arwen. Even though she's an early example of inclusion pandering and nothing more than fanfiction in the movies.
Jaxon Lee
thats it, thanks for the clue user
Aaron Hall
i also cant remember the name of it just remembered i had that webm
Chase Reyes
world of wolfram
Henry Price
why are dark eldar a different faction than S. chaos
Hudson Bailey
>Wall
Adrian Allen
Blood Elves are God's gift to men.
Isaiah Cook
The only relationship dark elves have with slaanesh is that of food and eater. They actually hate slaanesh with special passion because of his taste for them.
Juan Martinez
But I didn't want to fap today
Jaxson Moore
The DnD movie had a sexy black elf
Cameron Brooks
Brown elfs are the best.
Thomas Moore
Don't make say the word.
Daniel Long
Ian Nguyen
>t. 40k brainlet
Camden Gray
You want me to take pics of my AoS army?
Nicholas Cooper
elves are superior to humans in every way and therefore can't be emulated IRL, hence why animation is the only Yea Forums-related way to see elves
Jordan Scott
This. Go watch LotR again, all the elves are goblins
Caleb Bailey
>AoS
Carson Peterson
I disagree.
Hudson Sullivan
Fantasy is completely dead, everybody is playing AoS now. It's unquestionably superior as a game, people only bitch about the lore.
Jayden Davis
This is the perfect place to ask those kinds of questions
Bentley Anderson
cosplay ruined the nerdosphere
Owen Bell
(You)
Nolan Rogers
sigmar is a fine game, but it's not a fantasy replacement, and plenty of people still enjoy fantasy
Evan Phillips
Maybe the shitposters on Yea Forums.
Luis Harris
Based Pelinial
Joseph Cooper
She's so fucking ugly and fat. I don't know why or how I've jerked it near 10 times to her.
Levi Watson
based
Adrian Ward
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck elves, even normies fantasize about it
Landon Hill
Tolkien wanted to fuck elves and also fantasised about his wife being an elf.
Nathan Wright
AKSHULLY Luthien was half-Angel, half-Elf.
Aaron Hughes
ahhhhhh why must you torment me
Xavier Perez
Benjamin Rogers
Matthew Morgan
Tyrande was literally made for mating press
Eli Turner
Justin Collins
Levi Campbell
There's no higher goal in life than mating with a night elf
Mason Morris
To be absolutely fair that was 99% elf men
Carter Peterson
I have no problem with Arwen. She';s actually a capable warrior who faces an existential crisis: go with her people and leave Middle-Earth forever, or stay with her true love and watch him grow old and die. Good stuff.
Robert Mitchell
whore craft with august (k)night / avila
Julian Cox
came here to post this
Ian Nelson
>pubic hair not green
You have one job
Adrian Jackson
blood elves and night elves are cute but for me, its undead elves
>we will never have a good warcraft movie
Cooper White
For me, it's Settra.
Josiah Clark
Elf men?
Jack Richardson
Based tomb kings
This
>ywn serve under Settra the Imperishable and pillage some chaos fuckboys in the north
>the man who was offered everything the four Chaos Gods had to offered and give them the middle finger instead
Why live?
Caleb Ortiz
Carter Parker
Sylvanas is a blood elf.
Brayden Lewis
I understood that reference and I'm happy.
Henry Mitchell
Sorry sweetie?
That's a nigger not an elf.
Aaron Scott
Evan Walker
158862
Thomas Ross
>el*es
you mean vermin?
Cameron Campbell
wheres Lord Garithos when you need him to kill some elf fuckers.
Justin Cooper
In Sylvanas' bedroom, wearing a chastity cage and licking her stinky undead pussy.
Justin Jenkins
Can't hear you from up here
Matthew Cox
where, your tree hut? you branch hopping jungle monkey hippy faggot
Nathaniel Bailey
god i wish that were me
Connor Kelly
I assume it's what Illidan had to endure with Maiev for 10,000 years and the reason Maiev and her gang of female dungeoneers were so intent on recapturing him is that they were so used to him eating their pussy they forgot how to masturbate. Thus the crankiness.
Dominic Richardson
>those toes
Matthew Torres
They're for poking the prisoner's dick with.
Camden Anderson
>tfw no tikka gf
David Flores
I enjoy tikka masala.
Brandon Ward
I like bitchy elves
Jackson Murphy
Is that Bright?
Benjamin Jones
OH NO NO
Julian Flores
Anthony Gonzalez
how the fuck do nerds fap to this trash, holy shit
Kevin Peterson
as a unofficial spokesman for fatshark (I walked past their office once) I can say that Kerillian is NOT for lewding or tying up
Matthew Fisher
Too bad, nerd
Connor Hill
Socially adapted men fap only to muscular and hairy men.
David Morales
>Any cunny hair at all
Christian Lewis
terrible fucking movie. It's like a poor attempt at making a Shadowrun film, except every part of it sucked ass.
Joseph Hill
At least it had sexy elves
Leo Ramirez
Hell no, evangeline turns anything she's in into FAPKINO
Ian Wright
Sure does on the Skyrim conversion outfit.
Ryan Butler
Are there any OPs with sexy elves?
Austin Bennett
Would've been better if she got gangraped by orcs.
Christopher Moore
What about hylians?
Camden Edwards
David Moore
They are elves
Connor Green
Oh yeah
David Adams
Cameron Peterson
cutest elf
Hunter Evans
Isaac Wilson
Brandon Watson
Matthew Wood
Arguable
Isaac Taylor
kys
Joshua Hernandez
John Jackson
Is it worth rewatching the Hobbit just for Evangeline?
David Thompson
a woman who actually knows how to work out with proper form wtf
Hunter Torres
Luke Thomas
thats her stunt double, she did captain fungus too, top tier bride material
Jonathan Sanders
oh my lord those arms
imagine those hands working your shaft
Jace Foster
High elf. They weren't called Blood Elves until after the battle she got killed in.
Dylan Nelson
how get a qt elf gf ?
Hudson Thomas
Kevin Ramirez
LARP or cosplay.
Blake Morris
BASED
Austin Gomez
Disgusting. Closet fags are the worst fags.
Asher Adams
god I want to lick her pits and thighs and have her laugh as she wrestles me to the ground and snaps my neck with her legs as she smiles and looks directly into my eyes and watches the last of my life leave me so fucking bad jesus christ kate please, kate please if you are reading this please come snap my neck
Dominic Miller
What the actual fuck
Elijah Torres
Get a hot girlfriend and ask her and to wear the ears when you're together.
Logan Roberts
Brayden Clark
>this entire thread
>_
Christian Hall
Hudson Phillips
Never trust gnomes
Kevin Barnes
>no one posting star trek vulcan gfs
step it up, brahs
Levi Hughes
Matthew Robinson
Ian Foster
Any feet pics of this slut?
Ethan Hall
I remember when I first played WoW I was a Dwarf Warrior with a Nelf hunter gf
I'm 99.99% sure it was a guy but who cares
Liam Perry
>makes hot elf women models
>pairs them up with disgusting rapey incels and fat fucks every time
I know they have to connect to their audience but c'mon
Carson Carter
Not elf but superior
Camden Price
Anthony Kelly
for me it's elf harems
Kevin Rogers
Why would a hot guy rape someone? He can get sex the normal way.
Jaxson Reed
Imagine being caught by a drow and being kept as her pusy slave
Liam Smith
Which one, Yea Forums?
Nolan Ross
it doesn't have to be rape incel
Joshua Fisher
>that Ivy Aura video of a fairy elf girl with her "magic crystal"
Isaac Walker
You can't rape an elf. They are always horny.
Dominic Williams
it doesnt not have to be rape
Ayden Robinson
theres only two options here
Michael Ward
>evangeline lily
Yay!
Ryder Morris
who the fucks wants to fap to a pic with some dweeb front and center?
Joseph Myers
>ugly neet jap
Charles Bennett
haha woooah, that would be disgusting
if that happened to you i'd sacrifice myself and we'd switch places, but damn, I hope I never get kidnapped by a bunch of horny elf women.
IF that would have to happen to me, im available mo-fri after 5, weekends free.
lets just hope none of us will ever have to suffer the horrors of being a fuckslave for an elf harem.
but just in case, you know. id take your place
Jaxon Nelson
look, ill agree this womans face is perfect, but she has no tits or ass.
Christian Sanders
Jaxson Johnson
Why not all of them?
Josiah Gonzalez
>face is perfect, but she has no tits or ass
The definition of elf
Carson Reyes
source?
Tyler Johnson
based and cunnypilled
Xavier Rivera
Jaxson Russell
elves are dangerous creatures
Tyler Long
>tfw no arrogant Dunmer gf
Luis Hall
Dangerous but tasty
Ryan Ross
>dunmer society says if murder a person in an argument your argument was the better one
Gavin James
>.t dork elf
In their neverending degeneracy they literally fucked Slaanesh into existance
Nathaniel Walker
based
Jordan Phillips
Carson Mitchell
>dark elves
>same as dark eldar
You're worse than a speedreader
Evan Jackson
Unfortunately that's only the Telvanni (the most based and redpilled House)
>tfw no Tevlanni waifu
Adam Watson
>IF U WANT THIS HOBBIT, COME OVER HERE AND PICK HIM UP
>*rain splashes on nazguls*
I get goosebumps every time
Carson Parker
So, when are her nudes ever gonna leak?
Michael Butler
Oh shit. Now I have to close the tab and pretend the thread doesn't exist anymore
Kevin Mitchell
It's OK, I do that all the time.
David Wilson
based pusy poster
Gabriel Kelly
cuck.
Thomas Lopez
Ian Price
Sebastian Powell
does she still doubles down on those not being implants?
William Wilson
Nigri's tits are 100% implants
Austin Davis
BEGONE THOT
Christopher Watson
uh yeah it's a little hidden gem called lord of the rings
Haldir's nice too
Parker Cox
What a pathetic age where people pay for non-nudes whore...
Oliver Bailey
>All this talk about elves
I just want a sexy cyclops waifu
Landon Phillips
Jace Jackson
>sexy elves
Sorry but it's current year and we don't pander to the straight male gaze
Christian Gray
Fuckin' A. Kandomere was hot af.
Eli Perez
I'm going to marry an elf
Owen Mitchell
Is Blizzard really trying some shilling on all of the most popular boards or is everybody going through a world of warcraft phase in the air this season
Zachary Roberts
>balloon tits
I don't know why I get so hard with this
Jordan Sullivan
perfect
John Wilson
Bimbos are attractive. She has smooth skin, large breasts, defined abs without too much muscle and an aesthetic face. Anyone who doesn't find her attractive is probably gay
Adam Sullivan
Did it? I assumed every wow nerd out there would watch it. Wasn't that enough?
Ryder Jackson
>azn elf
no
Gabriel Wood
It made money in china. The rest of the world was kinda meh. Duncan jones and the film studio fucked around and only made the orcs worthwhile. The rest is horseshit. Alos Stormwind not getting rekt was a big mistake.
Mason Sanders
People in this thread have the worst taste. All these pictures are just awful.
Nicholas Evans
Jason Perry
Joshua Hughes
The film's biggest flaw was that they didn't properly explain so much shit so if you didn't play the games, it wasn't clear what was going on
Lincoln Watson
post non awful pictures
Mason Ross
What the fuck? When has Blizzard copyrighted elves?
Sebastian Taylor
The fuck
Lincoln Bell
The story telling was shit, but it doesn't mean that you need to explain a lot to have a good movie.
Colton Martin
SALAD DODGING
Lucas Johnson
If your story is an incoherent mess and your working script has 5 versions and daily rewrites, then "not explaining everything properly" is the least of your problems.
Warcraft also suffered from then age old video game to movie adaption: the director forgot in his spergy wow addiction what a motion picture is.
Carter Thompson
>put lines all over my body so they dont notice my absolutely non existant chest and hips
Ayden Miller
I mean that too. But I was trying to be nice.
Dylan Garcia
You're too nice user.
Jonathan Lopez
*AHEM* FUCK VIVEC AND FUCK THE TRIBUNAL
Christopher Butler
Get a load of this N'wah.
Caleb White
James Mitchell
answer me
Ryder Parker
you know iv alwas loved warcraft elfs but was never attracted to sylvie because imagine the smell. thought this since i was 12 an its never changed
Ryder Anderson
God I fucking hate elves. Last game of Warhammer I played as the Tomb Kings and single handedly led a holocaust against those fuckers. It felt so good to enter their tree sanctum and slaughter every last one of them.
Goddamn I fucking hate elves
Kayden Taylor
literally just elves
Gabriel Clark
>top tier bride material
Until her face gets degloved.
Aiden Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez
>Yea Forums
we did it lads!
quality thread
Grayson Jones
Dominic Flores
LARD GARGLING
Benjamin Phillips
Dominic Bennett
I love elves more than anything else
John Fisher
Self hatred.
t. been there done that
Carson Cooper
I'm playing a campaign as Clan Skryre right now and the moment the Wood Elves declared war on me I built a bomb under Orion's settlement and blew it and the entire 20-stack garrisoned inside to pieces. Feels good man, I'm just sad I couldn't nuke the Oak of Ages at the same time.