Why does everyone go to cape shit?

Why does everyone go to cape shit?
Why do i have to sit in the middle of all the cinema filled with couples?

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Row B master race

>complains about people going to see capeshit while you choose your seat to go to see capeshit

Just sit in the front row

>everyone
>cinema 2/3rds full

Thats James Holmes territory

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I want to use my money for a good seat up the back in the middle and not swamped by normfags

Fuck me right?

>theater seats are arranged in sets of 2
>if you're single you inevitably have to sit next to some smelly fat fuck or wailing child

Pretend that you're sick. Cough a lot. Bring a paper cup and bite the inside of your cheek a bit. Now you can spit up blood. If someone sits down even though you're coughing just spit in the cup a few times.

Should ve booked earlier retard

I'm adelaide too

Literally would need Walter White acting class for that level of coughing

You me be a couple senpai and go sit with the couples, nohomo

Why dont people sit in the very front row? I get a full view of screen and close up too (very beneficial for me since i wear glasses)
I watched end game in a completely packed theatre, and the front row was completely CLEAR

I felt like a millionaire at private screening
the very front row is a amazing

>looking up at the screen 5 meters away for 3 hours

or not

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Go meme somewhere else.

Incels will never understand the appeal of MCU movies. It's a social event for normal people

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Confirmed south australians have fackin shit taste if you're still watching capeshit.

This

>I get a full view of screen and close up too (very beneficial for me since i wear glasses)
What?

Wonder what this nigga is up to these days

>>Endgame breaking records in every country in the world.
Sorry DC sucks so bad.