OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Women
No one cares what they have to say

Imagine paying attention to some shitty Marvel movie.
Only reason to watch these is to fuck a girl in the cinema, the movies are absolute garbage for balding fatasses.

She’s right, though. They just tried to do too much. They were rushing through plot points like nobodies business and yet it still clocks in at 3 hours.

>hay guise look at what this absolute nobody on twitter said
IF I WANTED TO READ TWITTER POSTS I'D TYPE TWITTER DOT COM INTO THE ADDRESS BAR OF MY BROWSER YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDED FAGGOT FUCK YOUR THREAD FUCK YOUR LIFE

IM A guy and i thought it was boring

>rushing through plot points
3 simple, easy to follow acts.

Hey OP, this dumb cunt is literally irrelevant. Why did you post her here? It's not even worth my time mocking her on twitter. Fuck off.

The first 35 minutes are pretty great setup for a the complete fucking ends that was the second act (which was just an assortment of cute skits and references stitched together for way too long). The ending was appropriately huge and did the best it could to clean up the nonsense in the middle

*complete fucking mess

>1 like
wow were posting literal whos now huh

this
the only relevant twitter posts are maldraw's
everyone else can fuck off

She should really just have sex

s-shut up

She's almost right, the movie was actually about 3 hours too long.

>ONE (1) like
When will we have an algorithm to prevent anyone from posting twitter screencaps?

b-b-but we had all these strong women heros for you!

Why is she so pretty?

>Incels
No one cares what they have to say

Agreed. Incels and women are both useless.

There were a lot of women in my screening who loved it and were cheering, this bitch is a special kind of idiot, complaining something is too long is basically getting mad at the fact you're getting more out of your money

If women were useless, incels wouldn't exist as a concept, dickhead

OK fine they have two uses. Bearing children and providing a slightly better orgasm

>slightly better
Yeah you've definitely never had sex, incel

my hot coworker saw all since Iron Man

a woman*

Women were a mistake

For not paying attention to a garbage movie?

Kill her and end her suffering.

And you are a roastie who knows nothing of a man's sexual pleasure. Quit false flagging

I haven't seen it. I can't imagine that it really needed to be three hours though.

Holy shit, these creatures are so devoid of conscious thought that they go to a movie just so that they can say they saw it to their social circle

Why does nu4chan think girls come to this place?
Why do you bite every single bait posted in front of you?
Why did the best trolls on the internet become the most easily trolled?

Literally 1 heart, probably this bitches dad.

Twitter Who's thread should be a month ban.
Fuck Janies

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>I was just pretending to be retarded!

its 3 hours and the MCU has awful pacing even at 2 hours...so the woman is probably right.
(didnt see it)

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Even women can be right sometimes. Blind Cocks and broken girls.

Capecels btfo!

LONG MOVIES ARE SEXIST!!!!!! (HERE'S WHY)

Yes, that's the basis of trolling, pretending to be retarded.
Are you that surprised that you get trolled constantly when this place is one of the most thin skinned bunch on the internet along with SJWs?

Hell, go to an asian girl thread, say they are ugly and you'll have the entire thread mad as fuck.

Grow a thicker skin, you stupid zoomers.

superior 3 hour super hero movie coming through

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>Yea Forums faggot gonna fight the unbelievers with edgy anime art

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there were real articles on IGN about times to take a tactical piss break

Because women have to queue longer to take a piss, because men have urinals.

I can actually see some idiot making this argument unironically.

>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Why are we still doing this shit? Is it really necessary?

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OP is such a faggot he searches twitter for this, just imagine

I just whip out my dick and piss on the person in the seat in front of me.

>Le epic trolling
>Le epic lulz
>For teh win!
Go back to 2006

Breaking news: a women said something right in her life for once.

Have sex

My parents also slept through the first avengers every time they tried to watch through it.

Sorry, I forgot that you zoomers think the internet is serious business.
Nobody takes you seriously.
The internet only exists to mock other people.

Is that the really old fucking movie where the caped d00d pulls a deux ex machina right out of his ass in the last ten minutes because his GF died? Where Gene Hackman is acting like Moe Howard and Ned Beatty like a retard? Where he kills his stepdad by challenging him to a footrace, then doesn't fly him to the nearest hospital immediately?

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3 acts from 3 different movies edited together.

1st act is a tragedy where they have to accept they lost.
2nd act is a fun time-travel comedy where it doesn't matter that the plot is nonsensical.
3rd act is a standard big CGI climax vs generic invincible villain man and his nondescript army.

im not even a fan of capeshit, i watched all them up until the 2nd avenger, and i had watch IW and dr stranger for first time right before Endgam

But i was genuinely entertained the whole way through. It was really quick 3 hours for me.i liked seeing all the avengers in their sorry state, the testing of time travel, the actual time travel,i all thought it was great.
a lot of people thought the last 30 mins was what made it worth it for the wait. And it was pretty good seeing a final battle. but i was still entertained by all the slow parts.

Im genuinely shocked in myself. i feel like i liked this movie even more than regular capeshit watchers.
maybe its because i read manga, so already used to long drawn out shonen stuff.

The only time it felt boring was the first 10 mins

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Yeah you're right it should have been more like My Dinner with Andre

Throw in disgust for fat-Thor

youtube.com/watch?v=jTD4OKCi1yc

>new movie is out
>OH GEE, I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT WOMEN THINK ABOUT IT
fucking incels.

Trust me. Real women don't give a crap about superheroes beyond Batman and Superman and maybe Hulk.

It's prett sad, innit

What the heck, I like End Game now. Best movie of the year and the perfect length

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this but unironically

based, any movie over 85 minutes is a joke

>way too long and I slept through 40 minutes of it
Women say the same thing about sex with me tbqh

It should have been half an hour longer.

First time I've heard a woman say something is too long

I'm a dude, and it was probably the caffeine crash, but the time heist portion of the film I had to fight to stay awake. It was worth it, but when my brain expects nonstop action, nonstop feels confuses it.

based amanda

they didn't have a complete angel genome so they filled it out with frog genes

>paying attention to capeshit
Incels once again being clearly inferior to feminoids.

>random person on twitter
>THIS IS ALL WOMEN
no wonder you're an incel

>70% of the audience for captain marvel were dateless males
Yeah women like RomComs and NonGory horror movies . They might watch capeshit just because it's popular and want to be Le Epic Nerd

how many different numbers can you retards pull out of your ass for captain marvel?
>disney bought a kajillion in it's own tickets therefor its a flop
>70 percent of tickets were men watching alone
>of course I don't have any proof when has that ever stopped me before?

I fell asleep during GotG 1.

based

Camille Paglia, the great art critic and firebrand feminist thinker, proposes in the opening chapter of her seminal work Sexual Personae that men’s anxiety & misogyny stems from a latent awareness that women have an inherent biological value that men lack. This enables women to feel whole, complete, and purpose-driven in a way that men will never access or understand, thus provoking further anxiety and indignation on their part.

Here we see that dynamic in action.

I brought my sister and brothers and my sister was on her phone the whole time.

man is very angerry that woman has superior taste and doesn’t appreciate lowest common denominator capeshit trash, more at 10

can we ban twitter posting?

How is she not wrong though? I'm tired of the trend of movies becoming more and more unnecessarily long. Especially when it comes to popcorn flick summer blockbuster shit.

>1 shitty screenshot that has 1 like
>supposed to represent 50% of the world’s population
So this is the power of incels?

I have

NOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF THIS GLORIFIED MORNING CARTOON MOVIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Women don't give a shit about anything except looking like they're interested in popular things in order to increase their value and obtain a higher value partner with more influence and networth.

>women don't have interests
Are you sure you are straight?

Trigged.

GAS

ALL

TWITTER

SCREENCAP

POSTERS

KILL
THEM
KILL
THEM
ALL
KILL
YOURSELF
FAGGOT
KILL
YOURLSELF
DO
IT
DO IT
DO
IT
DO IT
FUCK OFF
KYS
FUCK OFF
KYS
BACK TO RUBBIIT
KYS
NOBODY LIKES YOU
KYS

One woman does not represent all women

$100 says they posted their ticket stubs on snapchat

if 70% of the audience was male how could they be there with their GFs??? holy shit you fucking idiot.

>i.4cdn.org/tv/1555890742711.jpg
thats a cool cosplay I guess

GAS

ALL

AMERICAN

POSTERS

KILL
THEM
KILL
THEM
ALL
KILL
YOURSELF
FAGGOT
KILL
YOURLSELF
DO
IT
DO IT
DO
IT
DO IT
FUCK OFF
KYS
FUCK OFF
KYS
BACK TO RUBBIIT
KYS
NOBODY LIKES YOU
KYS

He didn't say that, he said they pretend to like popular things. That doesn't mean they don't have interests

87% of those 70% are incels.

this board requires the use of spoiler tags. jannies, do your thing

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Anything following the words "hot take" is disregarded

>One girl says that
>Implying all girls think like this brainlet

hmmm.

>(one) like

Have sex.

When women speak to anyone but themselves in private they are doing so after they have appropriated something from men. That's why you don't tell women things ever

Based.

Capeshit movies are nothing but (((propaganda))) that caters exclusively to autistic losers who want to escape their pathetic and miserable existence.

Grow the fuck up.

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WTF I love women now

>Women

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By "women" you mean one twitter rando?