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I wish we could let Stephen know that he's a semi-amusing meme on the internet.

I don't quite get these memes, what are these from?

NO MORE VIDEO GAMES

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>dying chair sounds play

what's this move called?

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I'm sure he can get mail in prison. Just send a note that says NO MORE VIDEO GAMES

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?

how do I master that position every time I try and lean back my chair just springs forward what are these dark arts hes using?

Os this a knew meme to pretend like we don't know who Stephen McDaniel is?

some guy killed some girl, hid the body and was doing a news interview when the reporter said they found the body. he didnt know the body was found and was shocked and broke down. this is from the interrogation

how many days without changing your underwear stephen

Looks shopd

MURDER REVIEW

Literally why haven't they invented ceiling tv's yet? Lying down is easily the most comfy way to watch kino but you have to tilt your neck up to watch tv which causes muscle strain

classic detective interrogation technique called the double down, the interrogator makes himself appear as relaxed in their chair as possible in order to increase the stress of the perp as they anxiously anticipate being sent to prison where they will no longer be able to play video games, Jim Can't Swim did an episode on it

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Post a youtube ink you fucking faggits

LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU BOY

he's right though

that'd fucking blow and you know that's what's going through his mind as he's about to go to prison

KEK

think about this
right now you'd never play wow but if you were in prison you'd do anything for that luxury
that'd be fucking shitty

chad interrogator

Her head was shaped like a fucking melted egg, imagine having an obsessive crush

I haven't played video games, watched a movie or tv show in probably 6 years.

How are detectives allowed to get so fucking fat? I thought they had minimal fitness standards, or is that just for new recruits/beat cops?

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wrong, it's called the equator hold, commonly used to increase your detuctive skills while trying to solve a complex problem

forgot pic

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Come on man, he can be more relaxed than that.

why

get fat

Stephen played video games, watched internet porn (UR JAGGING OFF TA PORN) and posted about his katanas online.

Detectives make bank so they're always eating out

from what i understand they can get away with it if they're respected veterans
like yeah ted is a fatass but he's been with us for 8 years and he solved the shitfaggot killer case in fucksville so whatever

horrible brain disease that has ruined my life
something autoimmune, the doctors can't figure it out

actually he is utilizing his specially built and reinforced detectives chair on its 'low ground' function, used by skilled interrogators to subtly lower themselves below a hard to break suspect in order to give them a false sense of superiority over their interrogators, possibly giving them a false confidence that may cause a break in their story

Almost anyone can become a cop, I think.

Who admits to being a virgin to an investigator?

this will forever be my favourite true crime moment, imagine Chris' inner emotions during this scene it's for the ages

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well why don't you watch them or play them? it hurts? no desire? what's your issue that your brain has

who admits anything to an investigator more like
stephen actually had the right idea aside from the major fuck up of not getting a lawyer immediately

I don't think someone who would kill their pregnant wife and children on a whim has that many inner emotions

It wasn't on a random whim, it was a literal crime of passion.

>on a whim
I bet he just didnt want to pay that child support
But its really his fault since he went and got married and got kids with someone he regretted it with.

mediocre blonde women always get autists (often non-white) obsessing over them

pretty much, aside from raw internal fear
chris seems totally vacant under his paper thin average american normie dad facade

>Os

Nah he had something going on inside, otherwise he could have played it off better. He just shuffled, looked anxious and put his hands on his head during the entire scene.

Fitness reqd for street beat cops/patrolmen, everyone elseis encouraged to be fit but theunions protect their jobs source my cousin is a cop and he hates the fatbois

>well why don't you watch them or play them?
I literally don't have the mental energy to do so.
I can barely do anything.
I try to watch youtube videos but I can only watch for maybe a few minute until I get exhausted and have to stop.
I browse Yea Forums because it's a very low energy task.
It's like imagine someone asked you to do something extremely complex and difficult like research quantum equations or something, you'd be overwhelmed.
Now imagine that same feeling but for everyday tasks. That's me.

I spend a lot of my time researching exotic cures and trying to cure myself, so far very little has helped.

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i see it the opposite way, he had nothing going on inside so there was nothing for him to play off of to act convincing so he's like a plastic doll alternating between Concerned Father and barely concealed fear

Have you been to a doctor or a shrink? You prolly need pills

but it wasn't a crime of passion, his bullshit story the detectives roped him into coming up with was that it was a crime of passion, which is by definition on a whim, but really he had been planning it for a while for the sake of running of with his mistress without having to split his shit with his wife, and considering the pros and cons of that plan I'd say it was on a whim cause he obviously didn't think this through at all

>YEAH GOYIM BUY SOME PILLS

How's your inner monologue? Is it erratic or sad, both?
What's your diet like?
I know you've probably thought of almost everything, but I am still curious. What happens if you take a walk outside?

does reading a post with an image drain your energy faster than no image post?
not terminal or anything?
should try and get disability or something to calm your stress over it all and go take a trip camping for a month or something

I'll go with you if you want I think it'll help

>something autoimmune, the doctors can't figure it out

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very interesting.
How did you first start noticing these signs?
When you tried to re-watch something you loved before again, did it feel different than watching something new?

^did that sentence hurt to read?

the thing about psychopaths is that they're kind of like animals, they have stuff going on but not in the kind of 'outside looking in' self aware way that normal people have, it's like they are more they're emotions than other people, while at the same time being disconnected from them more than normal people, it's a weird contradiction of character that results in a very volatile person

Can someone post a link cannot find this shit from pictures

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We'll get you through this user, i promise

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Animals don't have emotions

You may have genuine ADHD.

are you a jealous woman? are you mad he didn't rape and kill you instead? who gives a fuck what another dude is attracted to, he had his reasons.

>You prolly need pills
You have no idea how many pills/supplements/therapies I've tried and haven't worked.
I've been to countless doctors.
In a few days I'm going to be injecting rare russian peptides in an attempt to cure me.

>How's your inner monologue? Is it erratic or sad, both?
I have OCD that doesn't leave me alone, I'm always constantly thinking about dumb shit like politics, getting mad about things or having anxiety.
I don't get that depressed anymore, I just have OCD, anger and fear.

>What's your diet like?
Pretty standard.
I've tried countless diets.
I don't eat gluten or dairy.

>What happens if you take a walk outside?
I'm usually fine but in crowds or talking with people I panic.

>does reading a post with an image drain your energy faster than no image post?
No.

>not terminal or anything?
As far as I know, no.

>should try and get disability
Doctors don't even give a shit about you in my country, I can't get it because what I have isn't an "official" disease.

>I'll go with you if you want I think it'll help
thanks bro

he doesn't have any energy, not hyperactive

no, but animals are what they are if that makes sense, they are totally in the moment, which kind applies to psychopaths in that they in a kind of limbo between being an ego and being a primal function, but without the soul or conscious or whatever you would call it that normal people have that lets them take the larger world into account

Psychopats are womens, i get it

>How did you first start noticing these signs?
About 12 years ago and it's just gotten worse and worse.
10 years ago it got really bad and the massive OCD started

>When you tried to re-watch something you loved before again, did it feel different than watching something new?
If I try to watch stuff I get fatigued and have to switch to something else.

>^did that sentence hurt to read?
If I'm talking to people about basic things, it's not that bad.

thanks man...

Most of these labels psychiatrists came up with adhd, bipolar, autism are mostly bullshit catch all terms for an underlying problem that's unique to every individual with the problem.

This is so fucking funny.

Did you try to be actively energetic?

sounds like depression, dog
go seek help

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nah, that's a Dallas Dip he's pulling

Why did he say that? If someone talks like that to me I'm more likely to clam up.

Stimulants, NSAIDs and shock therapy might be things that help, you've probably tried them already though

Don't spoonfeed the redditor

I'm not fat or anything but the thought of going out to exercise or work out sounds terrible to me. When I try to jog or whatever I feel pretty bad.

these are basic things I tried over a decade ago
they're basically poison

Because if it falls off the roof and kills you they would get sued hard

I agree though, they should man up and do it

Yea Forums, everyone

I don't mean work out or exercise, nothing monotone like that. I mean something exciting, like something you would enjoy

s-soorry

So... you haven't actually tried exercising properly. I hope you kill yourself if I'm being honest, cannot stand people who whinge about mental health but are unwilling to even make a small compromise. Nothing will get better by sitting, moaning and living the same routine.

could get a projector and aim it at the ceiling but the light fixture is up there

Lol, look at this dude

Can you read comics or manga?

bingo

>look up her age
>LOL

>I have OCD that doesn't leave me alone, I'm always constantly thinking about dumb shit like politics, getting mad about things or having anxiety.
>I don't get that depressed anymore, I just have OCD, anger and fear.
That's why I asked, because I have had similar issues minus the OCD, but probably far milder than you though. I have managed to improve a lot though, and I notice that my mental state is far more stable than it used to be, I don't get as upset anymore, my anxiety is reduced and I prevent myself from getting worked up all the time. It's taken a constant effort over a long time, being very mindful. Working out and lifting weights to become stronger has been a great help. When I lift I can't help but focus on it, and I end up feeling great during and afterwards.
I am a stubborn asshole though, and I refuse to give in. I know what I want and where I want to be mentally, so that helps a lot. I felt hopeless before but I had a sliver which I clung onto, and I managed to overcome my defeatist mindset in the end. Not that things aren't scary or hard, but It's so much easier now. What's your OCD like?

Dunno, I thought those or maybe cortisone could have helped patch up the symptoms. But if the root cause is a strange autoimmune or degenerative condition it might be impossible to properly fix, my sympathies

>just go on a jog lol
You're retarded, desu

Or put a mirror on the ceiling and make the floor a giant room sized projection/ TV.

>you have to be a psychopath to kill
lol

>like something you would enjoy
when I try to do things I enjoy I get fatigued quickly and I have to stop
I spend my days browsing Yea Forums, watching youtube videos(for a few minute intervals), eating, sleeping, fapping(I tried nofap for a month and it didn't work)
This is my whole life now.

>you haven't actually tried exercising properly
I have tried exercising many times.
There's no correlation between exercise and alleviation of autoimmune, inflammatory etc diseases so I don't know what you mean.

>Nothing will get better by sitting, moaning and living the same routine.
I don't have the energy to do anything else.
I wish I was just "telling myself" this and it was simply some psychological thing. That would be great. It's not though and every time I try I get super fatigued.

No, too fatiguing

>I have OCD that doesn't leave me alone, I'm always constantly thinking about dumb shit like politics, getting mad about things or having anxiety.
>I don't get that depressed anymore, I just have OCD, anger and fear.
Not to sound like a new age hippie faggot but have you tried meditation as that is sort of flexing your brain to bring that shit under control?

we're not talking about any and all killers we're talking about Watts, the guy is clearly not right in the head

Hehe adhd is real meme

just google the liberty incident

Put bedroom lights on the corners where the wall meets the roof

Thanks for the post

>What's your OCD like?
Terrible, I constantly think about politics and bad embarrassing things that happened in my life. It just doesn't go away. Politics makes me angry(it doesn't help that politics are a far bigger part of everyone's lives now).

I just want this to stop.
The stuff I'm going to be taking soon(peptide injections) I hope they work.

>my sympathies
thanks

>meditation
impossible and it wouldn't work anyway
my mind just races too much

not to be a downer. But what keeps you going? How have you not gotten sick of reading Yea Forums shitpost after shitpost, especially since you cant ontopic discussions as much?

If i had to spend eternity reading Yea Forums and be single for rest my life, i think i would kill myself.

>impossible and it wouldn't work anyway
>my mind just races too much
Does weed help or hurt you?

Did he actually say this in the interrogation or is this just a meme?

Put the internet and phone down and go walk outside. There. You are now cured.

Yeah, he also said the reasons he killed the bitch was because "1 - You never had a girlfriend, and 2 - You will never have a girlfriend."

He says it.

>But what keeps you going?
Hope, man.
I always dangle this carrot in front of my face that I'm going to get cured one day.
I go from treatment to treatment taking different substances and when they don't work I get super depressed and research something else.

>How have you not gotten sick of reading Yea Forums shitpost after shitpost
Yes very.

>If i had to spend eternity reading Yea Forums and be single for rest my life
I don't just read Yea Forums.

>Does weed help or hurt you?
weed makes it much worse

>There. You are now cured.
Whoa...

If you're ever feeling trapped by a marriage like that, don't kill them. Here's what you do: Book them a flight and say you're going to El Salvador on vacation, but really you go to paraguay. If they ask any questions about the ticket discrepancy(which they probably won't) just say that el salvador is the capital of paraguay or something, they don't know anything about south america.

once you're there, rent a car and drive into a jungle and just leave them there with no money or passports. They can't speak the language, they don't know where they are, they have no proof of identity, and women and kids are pretty dumb, they'll just end up as south american ruffians and beggars.

When you return to america, your story is that she had a fight with you and kidnapped the kids and ran off so you just came home. That's how you get rid of your wife and kids without committing a crime. Including the kids is optional, I guess, if you want to keep those, just don't take them with you.

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im sure some lawyer-fag could identify what laws this break

>weed makes it much worse
Thats quite a harsh fate

Can you play an MMO or something? I mean, something which isn't politics but can also fill a lot of time and help you focus on something other than it. I wake up everyday and check my phone for news and stuff, not a lot, but I used to expend almost all my mental energy for my day there and then. It really seems like if you could focus on something else, then you would be much more happy.

take HRT my man

This desu, people who post about being depressed on Yea Forums just want to moan and wallow, they constantly reject every bit of advice they get and claim it won't work. Either try what people suggest, go to a doctor or just kill yourself

how did he kill her?

Why didn't he just install tinder like the rest of the normalcattle instead of throwing his life away because of this 4/10?

Stop moaning

Can someone explain this shit?
Is Stephen part black?

Who are these mulatto kids?

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because he just wanted to kill someone, the cops searched his pc and found a bunch of stuff about him wanting to be an edgy serial killer who eludes the police by being so smart and cool, that's why he did that news interview like a retard because he thought he was untouchable

Dismembered her
Was Tinder even big back in 2011?

They were adopted. They talk about it in the interview.

>I don't know
>Yeah you do Steven. See them kids there? You live with these kids Steven
>You hate blacks Steven?
>No
>Liar. Everyone hates blacks

>Literally why haven't they invented ceiling tv's yet?
My dentist office has them.

some body call Nick Rekeita

>Can you play an MMO or something?
not really
I've tried to play video games but I get exhausted after like 30 seconds

>It really seems like if you could focus on something else
The strangest thing is the stuff I do have mental energy for is negative things that make me angry.
I have energy for things which create a fight or flight response.

based

THAT'S A LAH STAYVEN

holy shit what a brainlet

was stephen adopted or was he actually their kid?

LMAO the guy was probably thinking for epic Dark Knight Joker oneliners and "plans" the whole interrogation. What a loser.

how could this incel overpower a 6' 220 pound woman?

B-b-body?

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>You like fat women Steven?
>No
>Yeah you do. We found the porn Steven. We found it. You know what it was?
>I don't know
>All face sitting porn Steven. You like that dont you, having girls sit on your face
>No
>You ask that girl to sit on your face?
>No
>You hurt that girl to sit on your face
>No
>Liar. Kinda man doens't want a girl to sit on his face

So after this has been memed for a solid day, is there another video where he confesses?

yeah I would like to know how the actual killing happened

I understand now

I looked it up. Turns out the incel himself was 6 ft. He wasn't the manlet we all think.
Anyway, the other day I was riding the elevator down my apartment complex and a 6 ft fit blonde goddess steps in. Tall girls are fucking hot. I want her to milk me dry.

Okay, we have established that you are a demented freak. Stop making this thread about you

I have severe adhd.

Take lsd with a loved one or have them guide you while you're on it. Also, once you've done this stop watching porn.

guys what is this kino I feel so out of the loop now

youtu.be/ScHYMTc8LQY

youtu.be/EDrI_UEY3Ds
The interrogation of the killer in that famous TV interview where she breaks it to him that a body has been found, and he freaks out and everyone assumes its cause he hoped she was still alive. But he was freaking out cause they found her body.

>Stop making this thread about you
no lol

wait, was she 6'?

>red camera light reflecting off the window
holy shit this guy was an idiot, I'm amazed he even managed to pull off killing someone in the first place

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the part in his house where the cop starts talking on the radio and chris turns around in surprise because he thinks the cop is radioing him in

>no more vidya games

When are you going to kill her and get yourself involved in the investigation to mask your crime and evade the police?

No reclining in prison Stephen.

trips confirm

>it's like they are more they're
Amerifats everybody.

I find it hard to believe that he could strangle adult american female with those noodle arms. Also, how the hell can someone get masterkey to all apartments like that

I feel for your user, fren
Don't worry it'll all be OK

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i'm 1 minute in and hating how the narrator inhales sharply before each sentence
sounds like he's out of breath by just talking

>Animals don't have emotions
cringe, my dog loves me even without food

I’ll be your friend sleepybro :3

they hated him because he spoke the truth

>Don't worry it'll all be OK
I hope so user, I'm trying these peptides from russia that are supposed to fix autoimmune problem and brain issues.
I hope they work....

Thanks fren.

Wait, he literally dumped the torso in a bin near the apartments?

youtube.com/watch?v=BZPZD1JV5QQ
3:30

no he's doing that move to get more blood to his brain

Quick rundown?

Yeah.

You'll be okay user, we got your back

What you misinterpret as "emotions" are mere automatic responses to external stimuli
Animals are all NPCs

Anyone here always wanted to be a detective or PI?

Something about sitting in a car outside someone’s house in the middle of night, with some donuts and coffee seems really kino. Snooping around, looking for clues. Having a wise cracking detective pal. Uncovering too much and putting yourself at risk. Everything about it seems fun.

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Kill yourself.

Thanks man, you guys are great. :3

and just what do you think your emotions are then smartass

Reddit

Stop shilling your dogshit channel.

the long hours and traumatizing things you'd see and have to investigate don't make it seem worth it

There aren't enough puzzle solving, non-explicit detective movies.

youtube.com/watch?v=u11A4FQlDMo

"i feel like we are friends we really conected i mean you told me you like to watch porn and such im your buddy you know help me out here"

masterful interogation skill

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One of the most retarded things I've read today.

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he did the world a favor by strangling this one

Rooting for you as well. But you have to root for yourself, always. If your thoughts become defeatist, do something else.

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>invented
Just stick a screen to your ceiling, retard.

Stop romanticising the job. It is very stressful and can be incredibly hard. The really successful detectives have a certain bloodhound instinct and are above average at understanding people. But even they sometimes go on power trips and put innocent people in jail while the guilty walk free.

not only did he hide the body, he hid the body in trash cans outside the same apartment building they both lived in. kid didn't even fuckin try.

>the interrogator makes himself appear as relaxed in their chair as possible in order to increase the stress of the perp
This guy is at least a ninth level Reiki master. He is actually in such absolute control of his Chakra flow that he is able to tip the cosmic scales of tranquility, within a confined area. In that small room he is creating a pocket reality where all existing psychosomatic negative energy is reflected away from him, onto anyone else inside the pocket with him. He is performing Siddhartha's Hammock.

>But you have to root for yourself, always. If your thoughts become defeatist, do something else.
I appreciate the thoughts.

try HRT bro

Meditation can be helpful for understanding how your brain works, it might help uncover some reason behind why you feel like you do

I detect a hint of defeatist in your wording. Give yourself some relief man :)

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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> he hid the body in trash cans outside the same apartment building they both lived in. kid didn't even fuckin try.
And he lived near a canal. He should have threw the body in the canal. The fucking idiot.

It really doesnt work for me

>Give yourself some relief man :)
Will do, thanks bro.

>the $399

Uhhh, is one of his legs in Steven's lap?

Have sex

to give him credit I can see where he is coming from
throwing someone in the trash is a smart idea because no one would ever search through it and the main reason he got fucked over was because the trash truck was late otherwise he probably would have gotten away with it and placing it in your own garbage can isn't that stupid because he would be too suspicious walking around with trash bags but no one would bat an eye seeing a resident throwing away his trash. If you threw her into a canal its pretty out in the open and someone can easily find it.

see what a nice patriotic look can give you vs dark clothes and metal hair?

is that boogie?

The interrogator is actually channelling his brainwaves as an electromagnetic field. By laying flat as in this picture his head points north along the earths magnetic field.

youtube.com/watch?v=EDrI_UEY3Ds

LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKIN SON

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did me a good kek m8, thanks

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yes

Based Steranko.

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those things can fuck you up

This kike hired a lawyer with a ponytail? He dumb af

youtube.com/watch?v=btuxO-C2IzE

forgive the Aerosmith

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u just mad dey b stylan on u

No, that's his dad, I believe.

what is this stance called?

You have never seen a scientific study about animals
Every letter of your posts are bullshit
Shut the fuck up

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What did Yea Forums mean by this?

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can we get a full rotation going

Based.

She isn't blonde, nor white i suspect.

haven't laughed this hard in at least a year, my head hurts.

white hair already, he must have had a hard time

You are right but you shook the MCU drone hive.

whats the story behind this

i don't know

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I always wonder which one of my med school classmates will do something like this

Po-tay-toes! Boil em mash em stick em in a stew!

And bump them constantly so they form a swastika.

The guy does look pretty stressed.

you also wouldn't be able to shitpost

but they're no match for a woman's emotional intelligence

>Nah more shitposting Steven...

why do you think one of them will?

get outta here with this whataboutism

where can i watch this footage?

There’s some serious autists with no social skills in my class

t. 12 year old

What a retarded video. Some stupid chimps and their "memories". Pff.

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>One, you don't have a girlfriend
>Two, you're never gonna get a girlfriend

What did he mean by this?

Do yourself a favor and look into Gabapentin. Tell your doctor you've been having really bad restless legs for a few weeks now and heard Gabapentin can help with that. You'll thank me later.

ONE
i don't know
TWO
i don't know

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It's pretty black and white. He's preforming a seated reverse plank to strengthen his core while he interrogates. This is man committed to a balance of mind, body and soul.

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>STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRY'N TO MAKE HISTORY

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>tfw can't enjoy police interview kino due to getting stressed about the many crimes I've committed

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how many candy bars?

The police WILL find out about your failure to buy a TV license. Its only a matter of time. Turn yourself in while you still can.

Just accept some whites are ugly you butthurt celtic

> that moment when the commercials on the TV show a baby in uterus followed by a skull emerging from oil
Real life kino moment there

woah man I'll make sure to upboat this :)))) xD

tried it
doesnt work

fucking based, I thought it was the suspect leaning like that lmao.

Doesn't work? It's becoming one of the fastest abused medications in the West.

It didn't help me.

cursed picture

He doesnt look like a serial killer at all

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lol yes they do are you retarded. our intelligence snowballed at some point and it's the only thing that really separates us from the rest of the animals. plenty of other species use tools, work together in clever ways, have sophisticated communication, understand basic physics, can count, etc. they have emotions, most mammals even have a pretty similar range of them. have you never had a pet?

what dosage?

do shrooms

>so which "yawwwwn" walmart do you shop at?
>YOU'RE NOTHIN BUT A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT
>TELL ME, I WANT TO KNOW
holy fuck any more detective interview kino?

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women are a LOT weaker than men. they have to be completely dedicated to fitness and genetically gifted to think of matching even as contemptible a specimen as that

He isn't a serial killer retard

>i have to watch 2hrs of this shit to get one dumb maymay
goddamn it.

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I thought the old fat guy was the perp just based on the images and context of this thread.

It's worth it.

The boomer lean back power move. Classic

He probably would have been if he wasn't caught at kill #1

That's what i said

You are incredibly naive.

I did not harm those kids nor my wife

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you watch too many movies/procedurals

retard

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Shaq showing someone the messages on his phone too

niggers tongue my anus