ITT: actors who will NEVER do capeshit

I'll play this game. A list actors that didn't get swallowed by the Mouse or Dcuck comics. There are only two big names left..

DiCaprio
Cruise
Brad Pitt

That was three names.

Although Pitt was in Deadpool 2 so I'm taking him off the list.

Daniel Day Lewis
Tom Hanks
Orlando Bloom
McConaughey

He's not invited. I mean what's he going to play, short weird grandpa man?

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Mission Impossible movies are the same thing as capeshit

Mel fucking Gibson

Batman

>Orlando Bloom
LOTR is capeshit

Harrison Ford

Star wars and Indiana Jones are both capeshit

>FaggotCaprio

lmao

Stop stretching the goalposts. Neither of those things are based on comics, hence they aren't capeshit.

So is Ghost World capeshit? It was based on a comic.

>Daniel Day Lewis
>A-List
How old are you, sir?

I remember the day I read the news that Cumberbatch ended his career. He was the only actor I respect it until that and Star trek. But he's millionaire now so I guess I don't care

My Left Foot was capeshit. There's a scene where he rips a table cloth off with his mouth and it casually settles around his shoulders

Cruise was supposed to kick start the universe. Literally one of the first celebrities that considered it. Now he's a mummy in Sony's "monster avengers" franchise that turned out a total piece of shit

"respectable" actors don't do movies, period. They stick with theater.

At this point capeshit refers to all these schlocky overhyped blockbusters with ceaseless viral marketing and 7 sequels each

Actors don't give a shit about quality, it's all about money and fame

I saw an interview where Gyllenhaal said he's never do it and didn't care about capeshit, he pointed off camera and said 'my publicist is going to kill me' he was so brutal and then he did one

Bradley Cooper

Accept it user. LotR is about super humans defeating a super villain. They even wear capes

Ethan Hunt is just a mary sue

Its certainly closer than Star Wars, Indy and LOTR

What the literal fuck. they got Gyllenhaal too?

Tom Cruise wakes up at 4:30 AM everyday and gets to work.
He doesn't drink.
He doesn't do drugs.
If you send him a script, he'll read it and get back to you within 1 hour whether he likes it or not.
Also, he hates Commies.
Fucking based.

His teeth aren't centered correctly. Did the clone factory fuck up?

>Clone factory
Is Oblivion capeshit?

He's also a scientologist and closeted homo. Not based.

He's in the next Spiderman film

so I can send him ebin memes and he'll read them? Based.

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Don't you ever post during my sunday again.

Pit was in a friendly Cameo for a free Coffee

It counts and you know it

Never. Would be godly if he was hired as a villain tho.

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voices Rocket

>when Bale was being interviewed and was asked to choose between Iron Man and Captain American he said 'Don't care. Next question'
What did he mean by this?

Vouching for the competition is breaching his bat contract

the goose

Bruh

he's in young hercules

Spyshit is capeshit. Just look at James bond.

No it's not. Even Fast and Furios is not capeshit. yet.

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I wonder if Ryan Reynolds or somebody else was bragging about the money to Jake.

"You should totally do a Marvel movie Jakey boy, much shekels"
And then Jake was like, "Really? hmm.. well I do love the shekels."

It seems there are two schools of thought over what is considered "capeshit". Either movies based on a specific comic book/graphic novel, or more generally movies with "heroes" and "villains" that target the "manchild" demographic. Yea Forums should take a poll.

He wishes he had taken iron Man.

Based Mel

variety.com/2016/film/news/mel-gibson-batman-v-superman-1201853090/

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Well capeshit is just action/adventure type of stuff but it's based on comic books. There's barely any difference.

>Swalzy
>Stallone
>Gibson
>Willis
>Brosnan
>Christopher Lee

>>Stallone
In GotG already

>>Christopher Lee
Been dead for 4 years but sure

>Travolta
>Hanks
>Denzel
>Jackie Chan
>Eastwood

>Eastwood
Played Old Cap at the end of EG

it really doesn't, cameos are uncredited for a reason

bullshit

From what I can tell Mission Impossible is capeshit tier.

Anthony Hopkins?

>Walken
>Statham
>Al Pacino
>Keitel
>Turman
>Walker
>Diesel
>Buscemi
>Murray

>Christopher Lee
in a way he was in the ultimate capeshit where the capes were even used as a plotpoint/tool.

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man those are walking corpses now, not A-list actors anymore

>>Statham
>>Diesel
What they do is capeshit level bad

Odin unfortunatelly

why his teeth in the middle

Diesel is groot fag and pacino said hell be interested to do capeshit in an interview

Willis is in Sin City.

>Banderas
>Cruz
>Cassel
>Clooney
>Viggo

>ridiculous plots
>end of world stakes
>appeals to manchild demographic
It’s capeshit now

Mongoloid ACTING NOT VOICE ACTING

>Clooney
He played batman, retard. Complete with bat nipples

Because for """young actors """ CapeSHIT is the Easy way to celebrity in Hollywood

No, I know, I mean respected actors which have done capeshit, which user was so sure there was 0.

Also Walter Goggins. Cate Blanchette.
There's probably issues with execs not wanting big names that can demand big money for reoccurring roles like RDJ. Every other marvel movie either signed up b-list actors like Hemsworth or Evans to shitty contracts, has-beens like Lilly and Douglas for a bargain, or Big names for minor roles that pay fuck all.

Vin does anything else?

Look at Michael Pena's career before and after Antman. He's the Hispanic Samuel L now.

Zorro is capeshit

Stallone was Judge Dredd

>FF franchise
>VOICE ACTING like Iron Giant
>B action movie

Mission Impossible is practically capeshit so..

surprising when you consider he was the logical choice for Ant-Man

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Sorry, Removed Batman and Robin from my memory

Good fucking god.

Anybody who played in a spaghetti western or cheesy samurai flick

Does John Wick or The Matrix count as cape shit?

No but Keanu has repeatedly said he wants to do capeshit

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So is Live action of Jap Anime Cape movie?

John travolta was the punisher

Based and Young Hercules pilled

Willis is unbreakable in M.Knights avengers

Soon soon..

>A couple of midgets that fail to beat the antichrist through the power of friendship and courage, have to be bailed out by god at the end are super humans

>Sandler
>James Woods
>Amy Shumer
>Ben Stiller
>Owen Wilson

>Walken
Batman Returns
>Statham
The new FF is basically a superhero movie let's admit it.
>Al Pacino
True
>Keitel
True
>Turman
not A list
>Walker
Dead
>Diesel
Groot
>Buscemi
Fair enough
>Murray
Basically Dead.

Good try overall

What superhero could Harvey Keitel possibly play? I can't even imagine it.

> Comedians
>A list
>"Actors"
Come on now..

Ben Stiller was in Mystery Men

Ben Stiller was in Mystery Men

What

Not a hero per se, but I could see Keitel as a new DCU green goblin or something for sure

>Liam Neeson
>Ashton Kutcher
>Kevin Spacey
>Baldwin
>Bacon
>Marky Mark

>DCU
lmao, was picturing him as two-face first and didn't delete the whole sentence before changing my mind

Although I guess there are comics cross-overs, but I don't know if green goblin is in any of them

>Kevin Spacey

Was Lex Luthor

>Liam Neeson
Batman Begins
>Kevin Spacey
Lex luthor

Nope

No, they aren't?

I agree they aren't even close, that was a dumb thing to say

Based retard

80s
>A listers doing Action flicks
90s
>A listers doing Romantic comedy
00s
>A listers doing Caped comedy

Underrated comment.
Caped comedy is where we are right now. Actual comedians too serious for superheroes

Baldwin was The Shadow in The Shadow that's as capeshit as it gets

You only need to kill is pretty close to capeshit

>Statham
Crank and Crank 2 are capeshit

Liam Neeson was Darkman. Admittedly it wasn't much of a movie.

>Depp
>Freeman
>Hoffman
>Duvall
>McConaughey
>Malek
>Penn
>Steve Austin

Depp was pirate and soon invisible Man
Freeman was in batman

kevin bacon was the villain in x men first class or something

god I wish that were me

Denzel, Ethan Hawke

I don't think I've ever seen an entire medium dominated by a single subgenre like the way I see with movies being dominated by superhero movies by Marvel. There is an obvious monopoly stranglehold and nobody can break it.

I don't really watch movies much anymore they rely too much on CG and special effects. Video games are my main entertainment.

I honestly feel sorry for you moviebros who actually do enjoy a variety of movies because Disney will never let their monopoly die.

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>that pic
vomit

>Benicio del Toro
>Emily Blunt
>Streep
>C.Tatum
>Radcliffe

Id be ok with this

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