DUDE THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS SMOKED DMT TO CONTACT THE CLOCKWORK ELVES WHO LENT THEM PYRAMID BUILDING TECHNOLOGY

>DUDE THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS SMOKED DMT TO CONTACT THE CLOCKWORK ELVES WHO LENT THEM PYRAMID BUILDING TECHNOLOGY

Why do so many people defend this hack?

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Clockwork elves are real, they give me dubs all the time.

Oh and I dont know who that faggot is OP.

he didnt say that

based

hmmmmm.....

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Have sex

he did say that they unlocked mind powers to lift the large stones up. He also wanted open borders in the latest jre podcast.

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they all did. nazis, soviets and even CIA all used drugs to interact with inter dimentional beings

the dmt elves told him that too

>contact transdimensional aliens by getting stoned
>they tell you to move stones around

checks out

Please bless me with repeating digits based elves

But why do all these people see the clockwork elves? Has anyone whos done dmt seen them and want to describe?

Checked and kekked!

BROOOOO

Unless the pyramids used the piezo electric properties in the minerals of the stones and electrochemical reactions to generate power

I will tell them fren.

Worry

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>DUDE HELP MY FACE IS MELTING AHHHH

Sow how did the Egyptians build pyramids hmm?

Profoundly based

Better theory than the mainstream interpretations

I completely agree with you, fuck the (((mainstream))) theories.

>Shamen

dude just admit you like drugs ffs

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ss+gomad

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Fuck satanic nigger elves we wuz kangs aint no muhfuggin elrond faggit tell us how ta build da pirimids

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HOLY SHIT

why do these retards act like it's a mystery how the pyramids were built?

they were built over 100s of years and tens of thousands of slaves built them

Even though some of his theories are sci-fi tier, he is the best reoccurring guest on Joe's podcast

>they were built over 100s of years and tens of thousands of slaves built them
wrong on both accounts user

not by slaves though, thats bullshit

Sounds like a retarded way of saying they took psychedelics and got new ideas from it, which seems perfectly plausible to me

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they clearly did all the manual labor