Holy shit

Get in line, user

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Kek

>15 year old peter parker in the middle of a group of grown women

what did they mean by this?

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Why would the women all just arbitrarily decide in the heat of melee warfare to all group up together for a photo op?

And why does Pepper Pots keep removing her helmet for no reason?

Giving women the right to vote, that's where everything went wrong

>Only Okoye and Carol know each other
>They all were fighting several hundreds meters away from each other 1 second ago
>Majority of them can't move that fast
So fucking forced

Same reason why everyone stopped and stood still when Thor teleported into Wakanda. Or why Thanos just sat there as everyone teleported in instead of immediately bombing the portals because they were choke points. Good god you faggots whine over the dumbest shit. That's why you get accused of the things you do. You guys are whining just because it's women.

>15
He's 20

Okoye fucking killed Corvus 1v1 right after this, he's the guy who fucked up Vision in Infinity War then he dies to a nigger with no powers

Because the Hollywood producers know absolutely fuck all about about fighting or warfare, and millenial retards lap it up like a good consumerist whores that they are.
All Marvel fights are just cringy slap fights, and it peaked in cringe with the Wakanda battle.

Yeah because women fucking suck. Or are you one of those retards who thinks women are good for anything except fucking?

I am posting another awful scene
and not about women

just please stop drinking sóymilk, boy

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> iron woman removes her helmet because reasons
> wasp shows up there even though she should be at the van fixing the machine
> gamora standing with women she literally never met before
> mantis and okoye have no relevant powers when captain marvel could just fly through the army on her own

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FAN SERVICE
MORE LIKE
FEM SERVICE

AM I RIGHT
it really is though

That's the point retard. Had it been a bunch of the heroes, men and women, no one would say a thing. But it's blatantly obvious what they were going for with that shot, "LOOK AT ALL THESE STRONK WOMENZ!! MOVE OVER BOYZ!! WE GOT IT FROM HERE"

Yeah imagine two lesbian women forcing you to transform into a sex toy for them. That would be so terrible haha!

is this supposed to be a dealbreaker

>BASED STRONG WOMEN PLZ PROTECT ME

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I've met a bunch of lesbians and yes, being slammed into two wet roll holes by a couple of ugly purple haired land whales would be terrible.

That's a nice video game cut scene.

For me it ended with infinity war.

>HETEROSEXUALITY BAD
Okay, /pol/.

I don't get it. None of those characters. NONE, have interacted with each other in the movie. So why are they posing like that?

It's just a rule of cool shot. It's not like they all turned and looked at the camera and said 'fuck white males'.

This obviously. Anyone who cant see it is an NPC

it's just bizarre because as none of those characters even really know each other. it would be like if Rhodey and Falcon started forming up around Black Panther for some weird black power moment.

>people make fun of reddit player ones cgi cluster fuck battles
>praise this

I'm so fucking sure that this scene was Brie's idea to "empower" women. I'm all for good woman characters because it makes them hot but this scene was fucking so godawful because it ruined the good flow the battle had going on.

It was distracting and unneeded, just like most of the SJW bullshit.

wow lord of the rings has all that tech?
i haven't watched capeshit in a long time, tony stark had a sex change?

at least the RP1 clusterfux battles were all virtual anyway, people are supposed to take this shit seriously.

what a shitty introduction to rescue

Yeah, total waste. They should have cut this grrl power scene in favor of more Rescue scenes.

>"This is it Avengers. Endgame. "

Really?

Literally no different than the Saturday morning cartoons I'd watch when I was eight years old.

Literally just THESE ARE THE GOOD GUYS and THESE ARE THE BAD GUYS. The infantilization of this generation really is something to behold.

what's your point? what else do you want from capeshit?

It's entirely possible to have capeshit with some tight scenes and solid dialog.

YAAAASSSSSS QUEEF
YASSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEFFFFF SSSSSLAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
bitches love spidertwink

Found the incel!

Yeah, this was laughably embarrassing. Even my mates girlfriend who is a pretty outspoken SJW said that was forced and a bit weird. They had no fucking reason to congregate like that, none of them even knew who the fuck Captain Marvel was and many of them didn’t know each other. It was literally Marvel sniffing their own farts, “look at all the strong female women, how progressive are we?!”

why was mantis at all in the middle of all that fighting. She literally was a servant for the majority of her whole life and has no experience with weaponry or combat of any kind, feeling someones emotion isn't going to do a lot of good when the enemy is putting a rifle in your face or cleaving you in half.

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Why is Gorilla Grodd there?

It seemed so forced, my eyes rolled so far back. The movie does a decent job at showing off strong women anyway, it's totally unnecessary.

Not like you would know one way or another

Thanos has a buster sword now?

projection

That's what I was thinking. She's a great weapon to use depending on the situation (like when they used her on Thanos), but wtf is she going to do in a huge battle? Also, where the fuck did Gamora go at the end of the movie? I figured she'd be with the rest of the guardians because Nebula was with them, but Gamora was no where to be seen.

Projections can be highly accurate.

yikes

Women (mothers) protecting the kid(s) of their group. Literally "how nature works for dummies" sold as "muh grills power!"

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This is not even the worst part, man, I really feel bad for the Russos, the SJWs ruined his movie with all that pandering and the next MCU movies will probably be All-New All-Inclusive garbage.

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Are you afraid of women user?

Why are movies and tv pushing stronk wyman as warriors?

Reminder: If you're older than 12 and watches this, you've lost at life.

Is this real?

Imagine having a 'mate' that has an sjw girlfriend.

I actually thought it was one of the few "girl power" moments that was actually kinda cool.
I also like to pee sitting down and I love my chastity cage.

>two women
youtube.com/watch?v=a0L97pY1uIw&feature=youtu.be

Gamora got snapped

I was really hyped for Rescue too. I'm not entirely sure why. They did waste her. I would've liked if she had a hand in Tony & Nebula's retrieval or something. Or at least a better IM2 style repulsor spam scene. The one we got with her and Tony was just so short. I want to see the Iron Trio shred some ass together but her, Tony, and Rhodey barely went near each other during that fight.

I make 150k a year and creampied a 19 year old asian girl on Friday. I also watched this movie.

>unnaturally forced

How could it have been "naturally" forced?

what do you do?

have sex

Have sex

I really liked the part where Captain Marvel took the infinity gauntlet and eliminated half of the testosterone in the universe

Man, what a crazy ending. I really did not expect Carol Danvers to utilize the powers of the infinity stones to eliminate the patriarchy. Nor did I expect all the background characters to say "I'm with her" as she chemically castrated Bruce Banner and Steve Rogers.

The sheer terror as Tony Stark realized that his muscle tone and doctorate in engineering had been magically replaced with a dad bod and liberal arts degree was breathtaking. Thor remained relatively unchanged because his immigrant status passed the diversity threshold in Marvel's mind yet he had to watch in horror as Hawkeye tossed away his arrows after realizing how blatantly phallic they were in nature.

I'm not sure that the graphic lesbian sex scene with Valkyrie that followed was entirely necessary, however. I can see how it was empowering, but it felt a little out of place. I think it would have fit better in some kind of sequel or spinoff series but that's just me being nitpicky.

is this real?

>OH NO FEMALES IN MY CAPESHIT
>SO AWFUL GARBAGE

kys

I only liked Black Widow, why isn't she there?

she dieded

>"you got something for me peter parker?"
Do you think she actually meant a boner? Like was she asking if he had a boner for her?
Think about it

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What the fuck is that hair?

One shitty 24 second scene in a 3 hour movie. Yeah it was lame but it's just fanservice

her girlfriend likes this way.

Is that a femshit convention?

But not in this case, I fucked my cousin years ago

who's iron vagina supposed to be?

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kek

GO HAVE SEX INCEL, THE FUTURE IS FEMALE!

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there is a lot of posing in this film

>Thanos has a Final Fantasy sword
Good lord, Capeshitters and especially Marvelcucks should all go suicide now.

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Potts

Can’t control who my friends date you limey cunt

Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome.

The Crow - now that was a capeshit

Hated the kitchen warriors scene but enjoyed Wasp more she looked more fucking driven than the rest. She the mcu waifu.

>> gamora standing with women she literally never met before
Not only that but its Gamora from the start of the first Guardians movie so she doesn't even know or like Peter Quill and was moments ago still allied with Thanos

They then roundly fail in their objective.
Even in their fantasies, women fuck everything up.

Dude, good guys vs bad guys shit has been around as long as fiction has existed. Or do you think cops and robbers movies from the 1940s are somehow deep? lmao

The only thing these capeshit movies have done for me is give me proof and hope that 40k can be adapted to the big screen

they had to shove that in to take away from the fact that the white man(let) saved the day in the end

>tfw not watching capeshit used to be a bragging right
>now you're just seen as weird if you don't keep up with the newest capeflick
People I respect unironically go to the cinema and discuss these so called films. It's an epidemic of sheer consumerism

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Wasp was told after you idiot they were attempting something different.

usually movies are more intelligent about it and allow for the grey area in between to exist. As most adults know that things are rarely exclusively black and white.
But capeniggers simply don't know any better.

Yet they did this similar shot in Avengers 1 with men and women and it still looked good.

For some reason Paltrow pulled off her best in this film. Better than Captain Marvel utter trash

You should cut them off, then.

Well they did go out in the comics

how much disney paid all of you retards ?

With lots of quips, maybe.

Sort of her look in the comics

Except the problem isn't depth or grey area, it's that the concept of the "cinematic universe" is intellectually bankrupt and does not allow for good storytelling. When every movie is a long trailer for the next movie, there's no room for a good story.

Did she even fucking do anything in the battle, I honestly don't remember seeing much of her at all

Womyn stronk!!

Yes, that's how interpreted the scene. I mean why else would he hesitate to give her the glove. It was the only thing hiding his massive erection that he webbed up in those seconds he gained from being socially awkward.

She did absolutely nothing

Imagine her domming you while telling you you're a weak avenger

Looks like like the liberal progressives have a powerful army. How do the Yea Forums conservatards feel about this?

I don't know why it's triggering people so much, it really didn't bother me. It's Yea Forums though, gotta hate women Every chance possible

Especially when you are forced to shit out several movies a year. Anyone with an IQ of above 80 would realize what quantity over quality would mean for their children's cartoons, but capeniggers refuse to accept that they are garbage people consuming literal shit.

Her smug attitude in the movies makes my cock twitch slightly

They gave me a bag full of Brie's hair from various places on her body. They also said that they'd let me sniff her costume for 10 minutes. Disney doesn't really want them doing this so they kinda have to find the right day for me to sneak in and go at it.

What I don't understand in this entire movie was how Asgardians + Valkyrie made it to Earth despite the ship blowing up. All we saw being saved was Hulk from Heimdall and Thor from the Guardians.

Is it me or has their CGI become worse than in past movies?

horrible, horrible scene. and I usually dont let bullshit like this bother me but this was way over the top obvious propaganda.

in Infinity War, when Wanda was having a hard time against Proxima, Proxima told her she'll die alone and then Widow and Okoye came and said shes not alone.. THAT was fine.

Probably a lot you don't know seeing as you not only indulge in this infantile fantasy, but you don't even mind what is clearly the most cringe inducing scene in the movie.
Then again, it's not your fault as years of abuse as a toddler clearly left you brain damaged to the point where your brain will never develop the way a normal teenagers would, leaving you in a state of permanent childhood.

Why does Yea Forums's right wing, insecure, neo-nazi, conservatards shit on liberal-progressives, but will see a movie made by liberal progressives and for liberal-progressives, and even fap to liberal-progressive women?

>and even fap to liberal-progressive women?
Is this a serious question? Or do you only masturbate to women who share your political views?

>10 women and a twink
They're getting too obvious with this stuff

Why do they even bring Spider-Man in to fight in these big conflicts? I thought he was pretty useless compared to Iron Man, Cpt. America or The Hulk

This. Was the perfect ending as it was.

Aren't a lot of of right wing women blonde haired, aryan hotties? I mean there are some right wing women who aren't blonde haired and still perfect fap material.

Because its a stupid fucking kids movie and you're a retard for watching it in the first place.

>Literally no different than the Saturday morning cartoons I'd watch when I was eight years old.
Did you expect something different?

worst spider-man, it could be better if we had Miles Morales and Adult Parker.

>Why does Yea Forums's right wing, insecure, neo-nazi, conservatards shit on liberal-progressives, but will see a movie made by liberal progressives and for liberal-progressives, and even fap to liberal-progressive women?
Because for the first time in history it's the right wing, insecure, neo-nazi, conservtards who are the mature ones open to debate and open to viewing the arguments and content of the party they disagree with;
while left wing, incel, SJW, soiocrats, are the ones closing their minds off, declaring safespaces, arguing for segregation, arguing for war, adopting anti-semitism, planting bombs at police stations, waving guns at the police, referring to centrists and libertarians and moderate Liberals as right-wingers, calling people like Joe Rogan right-wing and thereby distancing 9 million of his liberal pot-smoking fanbase from SJWism, calling for deaths of a bunch of Catholic School teenagers and their parents over fake news, attacking black women and men for not being part of the "correct" tribe, and generally being a disgrace.

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What's wrong with Indian pale ales?

t.didn't read young avengers
all queer diverse teenager avengers

No, Peter Parker isn't. Are you retarded?

Yeah that scene was dumb as hell, but the worst was when sheeboon impaled Corvus Glaive like nothing. In IW it took 4 avengers to hurt him, and Vision killed him only by backstabbing.

"Arguing for segregation, arguing for war, adopting anti-semitism?" Yeah, that's stuff that us right wingers do, not liberal-progressives. Also, liberal-progressives are like those peace loving hippies and they don't plant bombs at police stations, they are also anti-gun and don't wave guns at the police. I mean I think it is perfectly fine for communists and marxists to be all hypocritical and criticize capitalism while buying products and indulging in Capitalist culture, but if they are saying they hate guns and are against people owning guns, yet they are buying tons of AK-47s, rocket propelled grenade launchers, and other weapons to overthrow the United States, then that would be a problem. I don't know about Joe rogan and the deaths of Catholic students or black people being attacked by liberal-progressives.

It doesn't matter, hot girls are hot girls. My penis doesn't care about a girl's thoughts on climate change.

back in the old days Yea Forums would be liberal as to oppose normie closed minded bigots

Is that why Yea Forums hacked Sarah Palin's e-mail account?

Why is Captain America black?

do you think that he or anyone else in all of capeshit could defeat emerald or ruby weapon?

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Why don't you support right wing hotties instead of liberal progressive women? You can either watch the movies made by liberal progressive Hollywood (most lead characters are still white guys) and give them your money, or you can keep your money and just fap to right wing women and avoid the products of liberal progressive Hollywood. I'm pretty sure that if they personally knew you, you'd be the object of their scorn and derision.

For most people, rarely if ever does a potential mate's political view factor into if the wanna pork em.

I proudly hate Muslims and their child fucking prophet with a passion,
But I'd still slip a Muslim chick if the opportunity ever comes up.

Also, if you continue to watch liberal-progressive movies, that means you actually like their movies and message and you need to shut the fuck up with all the fucking complaints, you stupid conservatard.

based response

This scene was so contrived it felt like satire.

>10 years of movies with tones of fanservice scenes and team ups
>a bunch of female heroes in the same scene and Yea Forums starts crying
HAVE GAY SEX

Which I'm honestly fine with, it's a stylistic choice.
So many nitpicks really reveal who hasn't read a single comic book in the past 10 years. If the action scenes were Jason Bourne(non stop, "realistic") it wouldn't be accurate to the style of the source material.
It's totally fine not to like the source material and by extension the movies, but saying it's an inherent flaw is ignorant.

shouldn't ps3 cutscenes be in Yea Forums?

That happens when actors salaries skyrocket

Scarlet Witch was beating up Thanos by herself, why didn't she fight him again?

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>you killed trillions!
Why aren't more people here talking about this, a Yea Forums meme made it into the movie

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You mean it's what happens when higher ups realize the brand sells itself at this point and they can blow a lot of the production budget on nose candy instead of getting decent looking CGI.

Can't wait for the porn version of this scene with that one guy who looks like a 15 year old boy fucking all the grown ass women.

>blah blah blah retarded projecting
Nice post.

Don't her powers work on emotions? She probably had just enough anger stored up to fuck him over that one time before she got knocked out by a space beam.

Its comic book movie

Or I can fantasize about brutally raping and demeaning left-wing women and then pissing down their throat. I don't have to like someone to want to fuck them

Also I mostly watch movies made before the civil rights act of 1964.

not only that scarlet witchs succesfully 1v1s thanos but in infinity war he kicks her and all the others heads in no problem

typical capenigger, unable to even use a modicum of reading comprehension to understand that he is the epitome of cringe and should off himself at the earliest convenience.

Didn't he have 5 of the 6 gems when he fought Scarlet Witch? He didn't have any this time.

The ONLY thing i wanted off this movie was seeing a new Iron man armor , i mean 5 years of development he could have had some sick as shit new suit.

Instead he is using the IW one and the new one is barely seen , i dont mind that he made it for his wife , im mad that i didnt see what the suit was able to do more directly/clearly.

Wait a moment. So the next phase of MCU will basically be all female with a few black men sprinkled in between?

Yes they are gonna try a different flavor of toxic masculinity this time.

honestly, you could interpret it as such

the scene cuts before any sort of really awful WYOMEN POWHER one liners are made (there's the "let us handle it" but ehhh)

i have a strong suspicious that there was a worse line said that was cut. Also CM got yeeted the fuck out by thanos so im happy

>they skipped New Avengers for this

Ten years of Marvel movies, from 2009 to 2019.

I mean , who is realistically in the line up of a new avengers movie?

Cause i have no idea who are they trying to keep other than Falcon captain marvel and panther.

That scene got the loudest applause in my theater

Because women suck and no one takes them seriously you fat fuck

>Americans

Simply put Endgame built to have a giant battle. Ready player 1 pulled it out of its ass because it had nothing else to do/

Actually, I think there was a liberal-progressive who came up with the term hate-fuck or hate-fucking when he wrote an article saying he would hate-fuck a couple of right wing women. He got fired from his job when enough people complained.

Okoye, Scarlet Witch, and Black Widow did the exact same thing in Infinity War but it wasn't nearly as forced.

It was strongly implied.

That's not what he's saying you stupid faggot

Attack of the clones called, it wants its' cgi clutter battle scene back.

Yeah, that's because they were a team working together. Not pushing a blatant quick "gurl power!" bullshit message. It's funny how every retard comes out of the woodwork defending this shit, yet completely ignore the fact that the people criticizing it like many of the female characters. I like black widow and Scarlett witch, I'd watch a team up movie with them (on the internet) except that now black widow is fucking dead.
We just don't like them pushing the stupid "WOMEN STRONG!!!" feminist crap in every God damn movie. What's the fucking point?? We get it, stop beating us over the fucking head with it.

See Marvel earned that battle and everyone in it was introduced in a previous movie. You know who they are and care that they're there.

No. He says "Avengers... assemble." Then Thor screams and they all charge in.

Did you miss the scene where Quill is searching the galaxy for her? Obviously she left because she doesn't know any of them and doesn't care about the GOTG, she just wanted to defeat Thanos.

I forgot, you're also like the Russian communists after they defeated Nazi/Fascist Germany and proceeded to loot their defeated enemies and rape their women. Russian Communists, they'll whine and complain about Capitalists and Fascists, but when given the chance, they'll rape the women of defeated Capitalists and Fascists.

patriotism=making business for the country

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Bitches love Spider-Man

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Gay

have sex

The Hillary Clinton haircut

that explains why she looks like a loser

Why did they released the CM and Avengers movies almost next to each other, they could have focused on one to make it better

>disgusting plastic tits vs natural godly creation

Holy shit women are so powerful

CapMarv is supposedly the face of the MCU going forward, i presume thats why they are pushing her so hard.

This movie was clearly shit for a lot of reasons, but i think the masses are too brain dead to realize what is poor quality.

Almost all the Characters were dealt with poorly I hate Brie Larson and her smarmy bitch face, but even the way she was put in the movie seemed rude and awkward.
Original Avengers, Stark is dead with Pepper Pots assumed to take his role, Captain America gives his role up to the black dude who flies. Thor is pathetic the whole movie and all the growth he had from the others is gone, he also gives his title up to a minority. Hulk just stands in the background at the end, a long time ago they started a love plot with him and black widow and it went nowhere.
Black Widow is dead, and Hawkeye was edgy and annoying.

Gamora left Quill, who didnt do anything along with the rest of the returned on a characters level, even though we had whole movies with them. Strange & Loki we did not get anything.

If I turn my brain off to the plot, the only two I felt were used well the whole time were Nebula and Scarlet witch and I dont like Nebula.

Another problem I have is the same I had with Infinity war part 1 but a hundred times worse. The power discrepancy of people and weapons is all over the place. Its like Dragon Ball GT.

This movie was so woke Captain america went to a support group talking about needing to rebuild the world after population loss, while giving dating tips to a gay guy.

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>girl power we are independant stronk woman
>let me show some boob here teehee
whores everywhere

>The weak insecure and broken beta male parker
>contrasted with POWERFUL WOMYN!!

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I can't get over how fucking hot they mad brie larson in the first act

Then she cut her hair and it ruined everything, like every girl in the world ever

Still fucking hate her IRL though

she's not hot

Maybe 13 of them can do a knight of cucks summon

Tajiri was so kino in ECW

It's always extremely noticeable in camrips.
In the cinema it looked acceptable.

Is this Ready Player One?

Who is this man?

Inherently not a bad scene. Do you really need to be contrarian and edgy to demean people who enjoy this stuff? It’s for entertainment — it’s not trying to convey greater meaning other than “heres a quick pay off fans”

Camrips just make everything look worse.

based and greenpilled

By the time I actually get to watch this on Tuesday (I work Thursday-Monday), I'm going to feel like I've seen this fucking movie three times already due to wading through so much spoiler shit since it released.

>stealing lines from Snyder now

Why would you do this to yourself

Nobody died there, amazing.

>Inherently not a bad scene

for a capeshit movie? yeah

I'm just here in hopes i can get a better camrip. I can't watch this. MY VIRGIN EYES

Kek

Mad Max: Fury Road did force feminist ideals pretty gracefully.

You type like someone practicing shitposting

How?

I think he just means mainstream don't mind 95% cgi which is what it would have to be

Because I don't really care THAT much about spoiling it. It's not really that hard to predict the broad strokes of it anyway. I figured Tony and/or Cap were going to die, or otherwise be removed from the board, everyone was going to get un-snapped, and Thanos was obviously going to be defeated. It's honestly just more a matter of seeing how it all plays out, and I guess the spectacle of it. I haven't felt any emotional connection to Marvel capeshit since the 90s, but it's still fun to watch a guy punch another guy through a building occasionally.

>When Mantis showed up
She hasn't even fought anyone in the previous films??

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Isn’t she a martial artist in the comics.

>striking a pose before fighting
What is this? Mortal Kombat?

Why is Mantis there? She can't fight

Walked out of the theater

>Th-they listened to us! They realized us REAL fans rejected the (((SJW))) shit!
>I hear they even re-cut the film to get rid of the Larson whore!

How'd that work out for ya, Casualgate?

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>another post of diarrhea
You're whining someone thought differently about a scene than you. grow up.

And you're upset there aren't enough white people so you can relate?

Kind of the only flaw of that scene. The actual assembly was amazing.

No you fucking didn't

Well, she did keep both Ego and Thanos at bay with her sleepy mind control powers.

along with this thread, you summed it up perfectly,I'm glad I'm not watching this crap anymore, good riddance to bad rubbish. I would also like to add they tried to effeminate, almost all the men at one point or the other to make the females look stronger. That scene where cap gives the fucking gay guy dating advice was cringy was JUST....

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both of those are stupid

>spiderman literally dissappears from the shot

Is this a joke?

Cheap pajeet animations.

They wanted to accurately represent American demographics.

>A V EN G E R S

>*cough*

>*wheeze*

>a-assemble, i guess.........

>5 fucking years to recover and rebuild
>people are still fucking pussies and cry

The scene where he stands on the ground with Mjolnir and you can see the ship in backgroud is le cinéma

why is twinkass included in this? they all hungry for his dick? i wish that were me

>not mentioning the part where Gamora just kicks Quill's balls for a gag

>be me
>watching Endgame at the Kinoplex
>this scene happens
>yell "YASSS QUEENS SLAYYYYYY"
>entire theater erupts in applause
>blue haired fat dyke says you aight cis scum

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>This is so awful
Well, if the intent was for a cringey on-the-nose girl power moment I would say it's spot on.

That was 20 seconds in a 3 hour movie. KYS

there needs to be a naive male to say something completely reasonable but contextually misogynist to really get the yas queen shit going.
The sad truth about all this go-girl feminist shit is that it's still more about showing up and showing off to men than it is about women. It's always "look at me, men, don't underestimate ME, watch ME kick some ass" instead of just getting shit done because it needs to be done.

*kisses you back*
*whips out my dick*
Now kiss THIS.

>Why would the women all just arbitrarily decide in the heat of melee warfare to all group up together for a photo op?
Have you ever met a woman before?

Why are the armies of Wakanda there? The movie gives them the significance of Thano's cannonfodder. It would have been way better to just have the hero characters

>"She has help incel white boi. Have sex."

She fought two of the most powerful beings in the universe prior.

>This scene into 2 minute of small screentime of some of these heroines that lastly ended up losing the glove

Why even feminist cant depict women as competent creatures?

yo this is gay as fuck

WAHMENZ YASSSSSS

DUDE I LOVE WATCHING LENGTHY SCENES OF CGI ARMIES RUNNING AT EACH OTHER

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You can't really see that some of them are black in the cam rip so i'd say this is a better experience than in the cinema.

wish he had the Thanoscopter

Everything in this gif perfectly encapsulates the onions ideal.

Shouldn't past-Gamorra be with Thanos AS SHE WAS SHOWN EARLIER IN THE MOVIE, and not the Avengers?

So, if it was a WW2 movie with CGI would you complain?

>In IW it took 4 avengers to hurt him, and Vision killed him only by backstabbing
it took ONE avenger to hurt him. he stabbed vision, who until that moment thought was impenetrable, and was caught off guard. then captain america showed up and distracted him enough to not notice vision coming up behind him.

corvus was not particularly strong, just skilled. okoye has an actual weapon unlike cap so she just killed him

Dumb bitch could have taken the glove into outer space and won them the fight. But no let's prove that women can play football too.

>fumbles the fate of the universe 10 seconds later

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Sure, what's your point? WW2 movies suck, unless it's Where Eagles Dare.

>fap to liberal-progressive women
most things have at least one use

My sisters groaned at this scene and I couldnt stop laughing that mantis was shoved in the fight just because shes a female

Didnt Thanos just a second ago stabbed his leg with his glaive? How is Cap able to run again

>Sure, what's your point?
That you're complaining just to complain.

It was Gamora from a few days before the first GOTG. She was already planning to betray Thanos. Finding out from Future Nebula that she succeeded, AND managed to turn Nebula against Thanos was what made her switch sides. She may not have the ladyboner for Star Lord, but, I say give it time. I did not see past Gamora get dusted nor did I see future Nebula disappear. So Quill has a chance to get a Gamora that is a year or two younger than his Gamora.

CGI armies running at each other in films will never be interesting to me.

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Where were they taking the gauntlet in the first place? Captain Marvel could have snapped her fingers and most likely survive from it, and would have been praised has YAS GRILL POWER
Or they just wanted to kill Iron Man I guess ?

I actually chuckled when I watched this at the theater. This scene was like, tailor-made to trigger you faggots. And you took the bait, hook line and sinker. I can practically hear you venting furiously because some women got 30 seconds of screentime in a movie based on children's funny books

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The funny part is that Mantis does nothing in that scene because she's not a fighter.

yes

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Nothing says Heimdall did not open the Bifrost to let most of them escape before going to help out in the fight against Thanos. Makes sense, because having the guy with the teleportation abilities save the plebs, then race over to help the heroes holding the bad guys off to escape works for me.

it's quite obvious how they came to earth you fucking retard, use your little pea brain a little maybe fucking dumbass

Why do the Ninja Turtles do it? Why Power Rangers? Why did all the guys in Predator pose when walking through a jungle? Why only bring up these when its all Women?

They were trying to get the glove as far away from Thanos as possible. Captain Marvel didn't get the memo and killed Tony Stark by charging IN TO Thanos with it. I hope she realizes this and gets fat as fuck playing 3dsxl in her next movie.

That shit was beautiful. I did not expect it. She had Thanos fucking terrified. I think she can only do offense, or defense, not both at the same time. And that is what screwed her. If one of those damn wizards could have popped a shield over her, she could have ripped Thanos apart a piece at a time. A small piece at a time.

>i need to fit in with an anonymous image group
>i'll agree to everything they say!
Sad.

Yes to both of you, and Wanda was trying to smash the Mind Stone, she killed Vision and got batted to the side by Thanos.

>man

i'm really high and this is just, wow it opens up so many levels, I understand now

She put them to sleep and there wasn't a massive battlefield in either situation, it was just her and the guardians/avengers against one person. She's virtually useless in a large battleground especially since she didn't have a gun or anything.

I legit started having palpitations when i saw this. It was so fucking epic.

>can render anyone she touches useless
>EG Thanos has zero awareness of who she is/what she's capable of
>gets teleported on Thanos will he's distracted
>puts him to sleep
>Thor cuts his head off

I'd say she is pretty useful in any combat situation

You're a little bitch.

It was a good plan. And there are a lot more heavy hitters to back the plan up this time. Stark and the Guardians pulled it off, and they only just met like an hour before. Hundreds of wizards, dozens of powerful fighters, and Thanos with no Gauntlet. He would have been fucked.

>BUTTT PEOPLE HATE CAPTAIN MARVEL...IT WILL FLOP
>30 threads a day with edgelords crying about captain marvel hurting their feelings
>yfw this scene

/pol/tv/ ETERNALLY BTFO!
LARS LANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG

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Nigga... I dont know if you had childhood but... These scenes re pretty normal, they always give women a badass scene. It's cliché af and I don't know why you are so surprised and mad about it

fuck you faggot

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>Pausing the final battle after a decade of culmination during the climax of two hours of buildup for 10 seconds just to virtue signal
Yeah, totally normal

She has to maintain physical contact with who's she's putting to sleep and there's ton of outriders and plenty of other chitari running around.

Thanos was also resisting her influence really well and probably could thrown her off if he wasn't being held down by like 10 other people. It works in theory but her knock out powers isn't gonna work in a battle like that where she could get pounced on and shredded at any nanosecond.

Based

doin it for free bro

u mad?

B-but the insiders said execs were PANICKING!

Did...did the YouTubers lie to me?!

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>has an army of Avengers, Wakandians, and Wizards at her right and left

Its called teamwork. She is not alone.

have sex incel

To be fair, this was the only part in the film like this. The 2 women with the most focus are Nebula and Scarjo, otherwise.

normal doesn't mean good

I wish

>Brie and her bff SLJ will make almost $10B this year
lmao
LARS GANG always wins

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Yes but is not the end scene like people were saying

Anyone got the clip of Cap hammer timing Thanos?

POPULAR=GOOD

The scene would've been perfectly fine if it just stopped when Iron Woman unsheathed her helmet. After that it's just comically cringe.

This. Considering she can fly in space between different systems she could just fly up and leave it on the moon for a while and return it after dealing with Thanos

whats wrong with science?

This is one of the biggest things that take me out of it. It should have been a year later, or something, but five? Honestly, fucking thanos snap me if im still moping around about people who died five years ago as though it happened yesterday

Nothing. There's plenty of wrong with people considering themselves "science nerds" without actually reading any scientific literature and watching, for example, rick and morty instead

POPULAR=BAD

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this, fucking mantis and science sock em boppers

lame

IMAGINE

The first scene I will edit out of my personal copy.

Why didn't she just put it on and snap her fingers? Why is anyone fighting Thanos in the first place when they have the gauntlet? Captain Marvel should be able to handle it no?

why did cap say avengers assemble etc it's a stupid comic book film

Cap tells her to get it to the van.

>Captain Marvel should be able to handle it no?
probably not. the only reason hulk did it was because aside from being powerful and having mega regen, is because it shat out a lot of ultra destructive gamma radiation. gamma radiation is what the hulk is made of and he STILL got so fucked up his arm hasnt healed in however long its been between the snap and sending cap back

But... why?
>"Don't let Thanos get it or he'll snap us out of existence."
>"Why don't we just do it to him then? We have the gauntlet right? We can win this instantly."
>"Take it to the fucking van"

And then what? They're going to play with the delicate time machine in the middle of a universal war? They had to end the fight first before going back in time. The van could be destroyed before whoever they send could return.

Have sex.

It just gets more and more pathetic every day around here, doesn't it?