Why'd he just let him walk away?

have sex

he could have just said he slipped and fell into the volcano lol. nobody else was there

>the One Ring changes size to fit its bearer
Did Frodo ever try putting it on his dick?

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That would sound very suspicious.

If George RR Martin wrote LotR he would have dedicated an entire 2 chapters to exploring that exact subject.

the holocaust was actually stopped by sovjets
anglos were too busy sucking french cocks

He was a coward.

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>elrond why did you kill the prince
>because he was going to keep the ring and doom us to a repeat of this awful scenario risking our entire existence
>fair enough, that's a very good reason
>that's OK, I understand your curiosity

Why the fuck do GoTdrones keep comparing this fat talentless fuck to Tolkien wtf is wrong with you people

because tolkien essentially invented world-building high fantasy fiction and so all authors who write world-building high fantasy fiction are inevitably subject to comparison

Because Tolkien was an absolutely autistic shit writer and based Martin is based

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If only people worked that way.

Isildur was like 7 feet tall.
Numenoreans were turbo Chad's

Because numenorians were the greatest military power of that age and would have shit on the elves if elrond killed their king. These are people who literally tried to invade heaven

>These are people who literally tried to invade heaven
These are explicitly the ones who didn't and were good bois, speedreader.

This is a pretty based image, not to mention redpilled

Why didn't he hyperspace ram him?
Why didn't the avengers just use the eagles on thanos?

No one ever even knew the extent of the ring's power and that scene doesn't exist in the book, Elrond didn't pressure Isildur to destroy the ring and Isildur claimed it straight after Sauron was defeated. Elrond didn't have that nonsensical disdain for the race of man in the book either, he was an all around chill guy.

also Isildur didn't take down Sauron cutting his finger with the ring off. Elendil and Gil-Galad destroyed Sauron, sacrificing themselves in the process (not easily mowed down by Sauron like in the movie) and Isildur cut the ring off of Sauron's fallen body. The movies mangled a lot of things.

surely the ring has limits to how small it can get, it's a hobbit dick

how do you know hobbits don't have big stout packages down there

Isildur was an absolute beast.
It's very possible Elrond couldn't actually have stopped him

hobbits are tiny, with huge feet and cocks

i imagine dwarves have some pretty meaty dicks but not hobbits, they're made to be bottoms

That's why Boromir kept trying to fuck them.

Not only that, but he also had the ring. What's Elrond gonna do against a ring wielder, the most OP ring on top of that?

hobbits only have big feet in the movies because of the feet shoes

This was a Hackson special
In the books no one BUT Isildur knows there’s a ring at the time they kill Sauron, and they definitely don’t end up inside Mt Doom to destroy it.

Two of the high elves who helped btfo Sauron (don’t remember which) were close enough when he fell to witness Isildur finding something, but they weren’t exactly sure what.

Knowledge of the ring of power wasn’t well known even among the wisest and most powerful beings of middle earth. It took Gandalf 30 years after Bilbos birthday party to confirm it WAS the ring of power by tracking down all the various historical accounts and combining them into one unified theory.
>Hey Peter, we’re adapting one of the greatest literary works of all time don’t you think we should stick closer to the story in the book-

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INCELDUR

what's your having sex policy?

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>he tripped and fell into the lava
>died of his wounds then fell into the lava

>"IIISSSSIIILLLDDUUUUURRR!"
>"U R LOOKING GOOD TONIGHT!"
>walks away

kek

>stopped

heh