Drops the soap

squatting is the most sexually explicit signal that you immediately want sex in prison

imagine being in prison in usa with all the niggers, lul.

This guy was a piece of shit. Glad they nailed him.

I would slide beneath you and you would squat right on my dick

just kneel down lol

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Then you just catch a dick in your mouth. At least if it goes in your ass you can derive a little pleasure from having your prostate stimulated

goddamn europoors you gay af

If I didn't have a constant stream of sound and distraction pumped into my brain I'd kill myself right quick. I don't know how anyone lasts in prison for a longer than a year sentence. Something like 20 years in the can? Taking it up the ass? I'm fucking hanging myself.

You don't get bars of soap in prison. they have liquid soap that acts as shampoo too

>tfw

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This pocture has to be a few years old because he has a Goebbels haircut now.

>step on bar of soap
>slide at tile corner where wall meets floor
>soap hits corner with enough velocity to bring upwards back into my hands
>prisoners now think I’m funny and clever and respect me

why do prison rapists have to wait for a soap to drop before they can rape somebody?

Is this the your hayer was thayer guy?

>squats
>now ripe for face fucking

Fag.

it would be very dishonorable to rape someone who didn't drop the soap. bring great shame to the gang.

This, but I'd do a flip. Since my asshole is so tight, the rapist will flip with me and slam onto the floor.

Can‘t do the Time, don‘t do the Crime

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Dude's got some fucked up looking toenails.

For me, it would be shower over. Leave the soap on the floor and dry off.

I would violently push him back to the wall while still bent over and start shouting nonsense, creating hysteria. Yeah it might hurt a lot and I'll never make one friend afterwards, but it beats ever having to worry about dropping the soap again.

i wonder if he still sounds like casper the ghost

did he get his wig split his cheeks took for peter peekin?

I'll just start masturbating at the thought of what happens when I bend over

why do people bend over when you can crouch?

funny thing is if he had gone missing it would have taken weeks for there to be some search.
a 4/10 blonde roastie misses a class and the whole police department is on full alert

>WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

Based.

small graces

anyone got the video?

Stumbled upon this watching Stephen’s interrogation

youtu.be/YJY2jGpTrBQ

>69
>bend down
underrated

I would push my self against him over and over while saying "Who's the rapist now?"

start brappin

>people pretty much immediately notice when someone with friends and family that give a fuck goes missing
Yeah, really makes you think a lot about society and stuff.