RETURN OF THE FAITH EDITION
Reminder
The Faith of the Seven will survive to document this tale. Its heroes will make the songs and the maesters will write the books.
Its the only religion for proper men.
All degenerate magic woo woo ape religions btfo.
Pic Related:
Did the heathenous demon Arya Stark kill her 10/10 Faith of the Seven Frey Pie beauty aunt???
And her little baby cousin????
bros...
Can we have a drawthread or something?
Give me some ideas
Kinvara, Missy, Melly 3way when?
>berric dies
>wight with a flaming blue sword
it is gonna happen and i'm going to hate it
>army of the dead marches towards the castle walls
>reanimated corpse of Stannis is in the front, holding his severed head in his hands
>Stannis slips on the snow and his head falls down
>head keeps rolling towards the defenders, Stannis's headless corpse tries to chase it but slips again and gets impaled on the wooden barricade
>cut at the Night King facepalming, loud laughter coming from the defenders
>head stops rolling right in front of Brienne
>with the light smirk, she says: "Time to finish what I started..." as she prepares for the kick
>camera high speed zoom at the Stannis's severed head with shocked expression
>Brienne kicks off and Stannis's head flies high into the sky while stock Wilhelm scream plays, two archers at the wall tries to shot it with fire arrows, one misses
>"AAGGH..."
>head changes into the fireball, one of the dragons catches it in the air and eats it followed by burp
>Return of the aaaagggghhhhh... edition
Fixed OP
m.youtube.com
>this is reddit, this is memes
Remember the dragon pit conspiracy that led to the near-extinction of dragons and house targaryen. Them maesters are sneaky mfers
No magic allowed
Anyone else think there's no way Bran survives ep. 3?
Let's say shit hits the fan, and the survivors all have to leave Winterfell (which is evidenced by the fact that the trailer shows Jon and Dany in a scene at Dragonstone, and the fact that Melisandre still hasn't re-appeared in the story yet).
Bran is in a wheelchair, there's no way they would be able to get him out without picking him up and carrying him, and the fact that he will be in the Godswood makes it that much more unlikely if they leave that he goes with them.
The thing is, if he dies the Night King basically achieves his goal (according to Bran), which is dumb because I really don't understand how Bran is the key to everything, knowledge isn't all passed on through their strange weirwood magic, the Maesters have been guarding knowledge for thousands of years, if the Night King really wanted to erase history he would fly straight to Oldtown and blow up the Citadel.
Anyways, side rant aside I think Bran will be one of the major deaths next episode, not sure how or why he will die though, but likely he will die protecting as many people as he can using some weirwood time travel shit or warging or something, who the fuck knows.
I WANTED THOSE ELEPHANTS
Bravo user
This took an unnatural time to load and it actually scared me when he started moving lmao.
>night king raises the dead under Winterfell
>suddenly raises Madara
>season gets extended for another 6 episodes
>it's Madara Wild Ride from now on
How hype would you be?
If an ironborn joined the night's watch how would he take his vow?
Arya is a kinslayer!!!
I'd be beyond hyped, Kishimoto didn't honor Madara enough, fuck Kaguya.
that one castle by the ocean
I agree but it's possible he wants to destroy the weirwood trees as well. Which could explain why there's a forest instead of a castle in the first place. The trees store the knowledge (and powers) that Bran can tap into but also others? I thought Jojen Reed had similar abilities.
The same way everyone else does.
who would be the Madara equivalent in GoT? It has to be a threat so big that Night King and the living have to unite to stop him
Reminder: Friki's translator was caught and fired. He has nothing anymore.
If the Night King's magic / powers (and Brans for that matter) come from the Weirwoods maybe his goal is to destroy them, but at the same time he destroys them and he loses his power? Honestly it's all so convoluted.
I skipped season 6 but watched some clips (e.g. Jon Snow resurrection, Battle of the Bastards) on YouTube and it felt like I didn't miss anything when I watched season 7. Is it worth actually watching at this point?
who?
Not really if you've already seen 7.
>he would fly straight to Oldtown and blow up the Citadel.
this will be the "New Hope" moment, of them realizing it's not over, since they still have a historical record of everything in the Citadel and everyone rallies and marches to defend the Citadel
Post your predictions for who lives/dies
I can share some fine art with y'all :)
D&D can't think that far ahead. Guarantee the only locations we will see this season are as follows:
Winterfell.
Dragonstone
King's Landing.
That's it. The entire rest of the show will take place in these three locations.
In the books greenseers can go back in time(or present) to wherever any weirwood tree both was and is. Thats why the faces are carved into them it makes it easier. That explains why the north worships them and why the Andals cut all of them down in the South.
On the show Bran is just "i know everything now, deal with it bro"
>Edd and Night's Watch (there's no point to them now that the wall is gone)
>Theon and the Ironborn (practically a death sentence)
>Jorah
>Lives
Dany
Tyrion
Sansa
Arya
Brienne
Sam
Missandei
>Dies
Everyone else
this general was not made correctly
The Ironborn aren't any crueler or violent than anyone else, they just own up to it and use it as a sort of physiological warfare tactic
Azor Ahai probably. Master of the Fire Style.
I can't be fucked migrating now.
northern ape
Yeah I've thought that too but wouldn't he die as well? Assuming hes immortal and wants to end it, he could just suicide. I guess he must have a vengeful motive otherwise he wouldn't want to kill so many humans. Also we saw him attack Kings Landing in a vision (well pretty much assumed) and aren't all Weirwoods in the north? Could be wrong about that though.
Azor Ahai is Firelord Ozai under the eclipse?
> /got/ - Onion edition
fucking newfag, don't criticize others just because you're a bigger insecure fuckup
Is this some weird ass need to be creator of a Game of Thrones thread?
sansa getting fucked by ramsays dogs
>Dying for sure
Theon
Beric
Grey Worm
Jorah
Edd
Thormund
>Has a chance to die
Brienne
Sam
Gilly
Podrick
Lyanna Mormont
Gendry
That one lord from the Vale
Varys
>Lives
Everyone else
A Rhollor charged Stannis.
Wanting to scour the Kingdoms and everyone in it.
Pay the Iron Price.
or an evil Rhaegar? Rhaegar didn't love to fight but he was a prodigy
Her facial placement and proportions are all off.
The depth of her left shoulder is all screwy.
The tones are not deep or light enough.
Body to face size is screwy in the arms.
The hair is funny when outlined
Nice effort, dont stop, do one a day
>t. artfag.
EP 3 Spoilers
Edd dies ;_;
Lord Royce dies, so that Sansa has absolute control over Vale as in the books.
Pod dies, Brienne cries.
Beric dies. Hound sad.
Wounded Gendry is killed by Arya, because Martin Wrote her as Azor Ahai. Faceless men knew this. As does Bran.
Humans defeat zombies
Jon dany burn bodies
Cersei troops arrive, shoot dragon, they were lurking and have joined the chat now
Jon dany retreat
Golden company fully surrounds winterfell, our heroes are fucked
It looks hopeless
Bran smiles
NIGHT KING Is here bitches SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
Night king rapes entire cersei army it was beautiful sansa
Bran tells them we need to leave
Everyone runs away
Dumb cunt Lyanna and House Mormont hold the gate
Gates fall
Jorah makes a last stand, HERE WE STAND, Lyanna cries and runs off like the bitch she is
NK Has taken Winterfell.
Lives:
Jon
Sansa
Sam
Gilly
Tormund
Davos
Yohn Royce
Dead:
Jaime
Brienne
Ed
Bran
Beric
Cersei
Dany
Arya
Theon
Sandor
Gendry
Grey Worm
Jorah
Melisandre
Varys (had like 1 line of dialogue so far this season lmao)
Podrick
Missandei
Unknown / never mentioned again:
Radmure
Robin Arryn
When did you realize that Sam helping Gilly and her son escape is the reason the White Walkers are now attacking Westeros, making Sam responsible for the war and the deaths of countless thousands of people?
we have less than 19 hours until GOT
I am proud to spend our last hours together /got/
Now that it's revealed that Dany is John's aunt, they can't fuck anymore, and she will eventually die (but not this episode).
John Snow will win it all and become king precisely because he doesn't want it.
Theon will definitely die since he has nothing left to do. Same for Jorah. Brianne might live to fight another battle. None of the Lannisters or Starks will die this ep.
>Davos
>surviving
oh nonono-
They do it cause they don't have anything else to do.
Ramsey Bolton, he is so fucked up that when his brain enters the hive mind, he takes over the horde. Night King and the living then try to stop Ramsey and the undead army.
Ending is Sansa killing Ramsey for max wom3n p0wr
ah sorry I won't criticize anybody on here, wouldn't want to hurt any feelings
No, its the fact this guy made the thread 25 posts early, and didn't put a backlink. it just annoys me
This. Pls post more. There are many hilarious drawings. They deserve their on post
Is someone here dying?
I thought that thumbnail was of this but with Arya and CIA.
I actually shopped that a few years ago but it’s lost in time
nice use of spoiler tags u faggot
im sorry, i care about that a lot
eh, we don't really see him attack anything in a vision, all we see is a dragon flying over KL. Could have been a flashback, could be the future, but the climate at the time of the vision was also not winter.
Speaking of that though, I find it funny that the season 7 finale showed winter coming to king's landing, yet in the beginning of season 8 it's all warm and sunny in king's landing again, completely invalidating the ending of season 7 with winter finally coming. I guess it's because where they film the KL scenes doesn't really get cold winters
>Now that it's revealed that Dany is John's aunt, they can't fuck anymore
lmaowut? All the showfags have probably already forgotten about the Targcest stuff. Jon's going to die and Dany's going to be alive and pregnant with his kid
Davos is a survivor man, he will live to the end. His character arc is not over until Melisandre, he is intertwined with her and she still hasn't shown up yet, so he lives through episode 3.
I absolutely guarantee you he will not die tomorrow, screencap it senpai.
what the fuck was the point of Theon reverting into Reek and running away last season
hell what was the point of Yara getting nabbed last season
gahhhh fuck
I think I read a fanfic of this once...
Why don’t they just cover Bran in dragon glass
Turn off your brain
>implying Melly isn't chilling with Robin and Radmure on Lol Forgot About Them Island
To show how evil that pirate dude is and kill the snakes to finally end Dorne story.
Stannis was the worst written character on the entire show. Every single thing is just handed to him without even trying. The fact that his wife just lets him fuck other women for no reason proves he's a mary sue stand in for retarded incels.
Nah, it's flexing Madara
>implying Ozai even with comet is close to the absolute madman himself
Honestly have no idea either. I guess they needed a filler plot down the line?
This
you could just have Yara and Theon jump off the fucking ship together after shit goes south and the plot would be exactly where it is right now anyways
how's this one?
Which Madara are we talking about?
Theon has severe ptsd and wasn't going to let himself get captured again. He ran away because he knew in a captive situation he could revert back to Reek and then he is no good to anybody. Not to mention him rescuing his sister solidifies his identity as an iron islander even more. Holy shit how fucking stupid are you?
Honestly even though the scene was overall pretty un-kino, the knighting of Brienne of Tarth was pretty great and probably the best part of this season so far.
Mostly because of Jaime being such a perfect knight tho.
azorrated post
is that the badguy from the new star wars?
Shhhh...
lord and lady of House Lannister
>Theon has severe ptsd and wasn't going to let himself get captured again. He ran away because he knew in a captive situation he could revert back to Reek and then he is no good to anybody. Not to mention him rescuing his sister solidifies his identity as an iron islander even more. Holy shit how fucking stupid are you?
buddy I'm not arguing that it's OOC, I'm wondering why it was a thing since it accomplishes nothing in terms of plot advancement or character development
>he's scared of being captured so he runs away rather than intervene
>then later decides to raid the fleet to free Yara at even greater fucking risk of being captured than he was before
What?
soipost
Who is the lady?
That aint no tranny my friend.
he's at greater risk of being captured by a few guards than an entire fleet?
...keep trying
If you want some exercises to improve:
>do more life drawing.
Try to do 5 second captures of figures walking by you in real life
>draw from still frames of movies
The hard part is done for you here and the figures are flattened to 2d
>do grid drawings
I dont like these as much but you can grid out and copy a photo easily
>practice doing contour drawings and then matching them up to projections
The Night King won't die this episode. He will fly his dragon to King's Landing. Cersei will kill the undead dragon using a rebuilt giant crossbow and a lance tipped with dragon glass.
He literally stormed Kings Landing with a sword and was the vanguard.
I know this is bait, but it's so retarded it's pointless to even say.
Unlike Daenerys who can't wield a sword to save her life, and has LITERALLY done nothing.
these aren't mine
she was knighted, she is a Sir now - that was the whole point. "Lady? she's not a sir?"
Why don't they all just shove a shard of dragonglass up their assholes?
Think about it, yes they might suffer some discomfort and anal bleeding, it doesn't have to be a large shard though, just a small piece.
Think about it, if they die, they won't re-animate since they've already been penetrated by dragon glass. It's fucking so simple and the night king hates it!
It's Ser, not Sir.
Bloody retarded show watchers...
It's to show that he's not scared or Reek anymore. He got courage to tell his iron born men that they were going to save Yara and fought them. Then he shows that he wants to fight by sailing to Winterfell instead of back to the Iron Islands.
where'd she get the dragon glass?
ok good, because you would have years of work ahead of you.
Ser Brienne of Tarth, Lady of House Lannister
no wait, i think the male house comes first idk
>renlyfags still seething
>storms king's landing personally like a retard
>survives for no reason
mary sue
Mildly spoopy gif, wtf
>hmm how can I eliminate my enemies and get all their bannermen to join my cause without any effort
>I know, I'll have the super magical lady that worships me for no reason cast spells
mary sue
kek
They brought some to King's Landing when they showed her the wight. Also it's basically just a rock that's easy enough to find. Cersei knows she will have to fight the WW eventually so she must be amassing some weapons against them.
Why do they all look like trannies?
Not that guy, but he didn't get all the banner men to join him.
But is he the Mangekyu Sharingan Madara with Kyubi copypasta one? If not, dont bother
No battle will happen tomorrow. NK will sack King's Landing. It was all a ruse.
>all my brothers bannermen have come to my side
he literally says it you fucking tard
stannis got catfished by a granny
renly was an abomination
These 2 bums ran their house and its dignity into the ground.
>Ser Brienne of House Lannister
or in the unlikely event that Jamie is the last one to survive and he sits on the throne; as he should of done a long time ago after killing the mad king instead of waiting for Robert to sit in it
>Queen Brienne of House Lannister, first of her name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms
Calling all Azor STANNIS fags.
NO BODY NOT DEAD
all Renly had to do was not be such a faggot and join with Stannis and literally all the conflict of the show would have been avoided desu.
Also if anyone is a mary sue its Jon
So he got the Tyrells to join him?
stannis died because the writers ran out of ways to make retarded incels look strong.
Agreed.
Alright, book readers, which do you prefer, the show version of the Sack of Winterfell or the book's?
I understand that the show was trying to portray Theon as being utterly pathetic at any point, but I think the book nailed the atmosphere of "we're fucked we're fucked we're all gonna die holy fuck"
Everyone knew Renly would have been a better king. But Stannis just so happens to be next in line to the throne, through no effort of his own. Once again, mary sue.
Cersei is Azor Ahai.
This season is such shit. All the women are snarky little stuck up cunts, all the dialogue is quips, a third of the season has already been wasted on literally nothing. Fucking terrible.
Go you, whore.
>STANNIS the MANNIS
>a virgin
That’s gonna be a YIKES and have sex from me famalam
>Renly would have been a better king
Ah shit mate, you were going strong too.
Hope you got enough screenshots.
you can't just claim that without proof user, cite the water, lion, and the heart. Or at least the falling star
negro did i not make myself clear
this season will end with Melisandre time-traveling to Robert's Rebellion to fuck Bobby B in his turbchad state and they will rule with an army of black-haired shadowbabies
It’s out...
Looksh like I'm on Harrenhal'sh table now, Shansha.
of course he wasn't a virgin, he was able to do what all incels dream of, have sex, even though he was married and literally didn't have to do anything. A hot woman just literally worshipped him for no reason.
have sex
Did J'aime die his hair? Why is it suddenly dark brown?
No it's not...
yeah okay I finished the rewatch and I gotta say, honestly? Littlefinger should have died sooner
I love memeing about him but the guy was such a mustache twirling dickhead compared to how he was in the books that he would have been gutted by halfway through Season 2 of the show
>t. Bulldyke
Have sex.
He's not dead though.
>made me look
that's not funny my dude
wow, you must really be a perma virgin if you think saying stannis was a poorly written character makes me female or gay.
>all the good guys in one place
>all the bad guys in one place
THIS is how GoT ends. Baffling. GRRM must be jiggling in his grave.
What happened to the red lady (Melisandre specifically)?
Le wow, thats not why i think you're a bulldyke, bulldyke.
>who is edmure tully
At least Hot Pie and Jaquen didn't show up to fight for Winterfell. Though it would have been unsurprising.
She's going to help Cersei become Azor Ahai.
nothing specifically
she told varys she was going back overseas and he told her dont come back
then she said she was
have straight sex
>Jon stands alone against the army of the Night King
>staring down sure death but refuses to give up
>Aegon Targaryen!
>Jon tries to find the source of the voice
>On your left
fucking Jaqen looks like Spoony I can't take him seriously at all holy shit
Ramsay with 21 good men
>inb4 Jaqen starts complaining about Cersei on twitter instead of killing people like he's being paid to.
draw us something cool user
also shirtless
Fuck off bulldyke
Could an apache attack helicopter bet the dragons?
I SHAPOSHE
>4 episodes left
JUST
Has anyone been watching alt shift x for a while?
His new videos are hilarious. There's definitely a shift in tone. In earlier videos, he took the show very seriously. There was a certain authoritative tone in his voice, as he was presenting you the complexities, history, and nuances of the plot.
But now, he sounds like an amused parent, explaining basic math to his child. Like
>"And then you take one apple away, and how many do you have left? That's right! three apples. Four take away one is three. Good job."
I'm only 3 minutes in, and it sounds like he can barely keep a straight face himself.
youtube.com
King Beyond the Wall
Part orangutan?
why can't he literally be in everything?
THAT HARRENHAL IS OFF ME? YOU'D BE RIGHT LITTLEFINGER!
It would be the deadliest thing Westeros has ever seen for long as the fuel and ammo lasts
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
KANG
i think its great hbo finally ran a play on you guys and there are so many alleged spoilers and leaks that nothing is confirmed
I know... fuck... i'm gonna end up actually not knowing what happens... fuck.. i feel so played.
Ya, I love it when megacorps win xD
theres been nothing to spoil so far this season
highlights are
-womanlet gets naked
...........
and................lady becomes a Ser
and jon snow is short
Do you really think anyone will sit the Iron Throne at the end? They are going to abolish monarchy. Either Dany or Jon will after having to kill the other.
In the best of worlds, Tyrion becomes Queen/Kingslayer and abolishes it himself, becoming a monster for all time in history but doing something just.
I mean episode 2 leaked early, episode 4, 5 or 6 will probably leak early also.
I hope 6 does, just so we can do maximum spoilers and troll the ever living fuck out of people.
for me it's the NK (night king)
>le ebin fireside quipfest
Gayest fucking scene so far
Captain marvel comes and kills all the males
Easily. The 30mm would absolutely tear a dragon to shreds, let alone a sidewinder
It seems pretty certain that Tyrion goes full retard at the end
for me it's the BK (burger king)
as if leaking an hour or 2 before the ep airs is really any kind of victory lol
He does a great job of openly but indirectly mocking the show. Reminds me of earlier seasons. Overt subtext.
Why wouldnt they just get married?
Reminder that Robb Stark was a thief
His death was justice
>Dragon Ex Machina
>Reaction shots
>Hilarious quip
>Reaction shots
>Someone does something unexpected even though they were totally gonna do the expected thing
>Reaction shots
>Two characters with complex history acknowledge history but in no meaningful way, forgotten immediately
>Reaction shots
>Character does something rash
>Reaction shots
Is this anime?
LIKE A CAKE
I can spoil thousands of people in an hour or two, discord servers have thousands upon thousands of online members, and you can get past filters via misspellings.
>we are reminded 5 times this episode that the crypt is safe
>which means the crypt is not safe
man, I've forgotten why I stopped watching alt-shift-x, but this episode was kino as fuck
More cake, Ser knight?
>Literally all leaks have beric dying
I'm not ready bros
Gayme of soyy
i hope he goes out blazing
one final flash
AZOR DROGO
bring back the most compelling and charismatic character since THE MANNIS. do it DnD or ill fuck your wives
got had one true friendship, and that friendship held the realms together.
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
I love that he constantly clarifies the difference between wights and white walkers because 80% of his viewers don't actually know the difference.
It's been a long time since i saw season 1 so can someone remind me how a legendary knight like barristan selmy couldn't protect his king from ONE boar?
No the height jokes would be too much, I'd literally hunt down D&D if they did this.
((()))
LEAK: NK brings back all dead female characters and reams them anally with his ice spear. Especially Olenna.
More Lancel, your Grace?
Why the fuck didn't the entire Rhllor religion mobilize and go to the north. Their entire point is to fight against the Great Other
Does r3ddit like the new season?
You don't know cold
I guarantee you that 90% of the people who call themselves got """"fans"""" can't name 20 characters or 10 cities/castles in westeros.
>the night king wants to destroy all history of humans
>the citadel is filled with all recorded human history
>all the maesters scoff at the idea of white walkers existing
The citadel is getting burned by undead Viserion while the Battle of Winterfell happens.
>18 hours till Sapochnik kino
GET THE CRAYONS
/trek/ here. I'm afraid you're going to have to cut through a Type 2 phaser beam set to kill if you want to get my two cakes.
Tbh I probably wouldn't be able to do it either if I didn't play the CK2 mod
but user that's why melisandre went to volantis last season, for the big deus ex machina army of R'hllor followers
screencap this btw
Season 1 was really cartoonish
Zombie Alliser kills Edd.
Zombie cute wildling leader kills Tormund.
the big battle eps kind of suck and cater to the edgelord fanbase.
Could the US military beat the white walkers?
Imagine pretending to be a fan when you havent read the books
Imagine thinking being a fan of a fairytale for nerds is something to be proud of
More Troi cake, Commander Riker?
Well I honestly hope so because it's fucking dumb they have no representation at all so far. Btw there's only like 1000 shitty soldiers in the temple army and the priests don't have any applicable powers so it shouldn't be a deus ex army, but the rest of the world actually paying attention to the apocalypse and some adventurers from Essos trickling for fame and glory would be nice addition
they shoot hellfire missiles, not sidewinders. LOL, but to someone on the receiving end it's a distinction without a difference.
>t. sister fucking drama faggot
>make a dragonglass tipped 50cal bullet
>hi night king
>bye night king
>
helow wear am the leaks?
Game of kino
eh, his episodes are all spectacle, which is fine I guess but the battles themselves have never been logical or well thought out. Nice cinematography and overall decent choreography though I guess.
Re-watching BotB just makes me angry though, everyone praises it for how great it was, but all I can think when I watch it is how entirely stupid it is, especially the 30 foot tall pile of bodies that just appears, or the fact that Ramsay's archers disappear, or the fact that all the bolton infantry just walk right in and surround Jon's army, or the fact that Davos who was walking from the rear also somehow gets surrounded. The entire bolton plan could have been foiled if Jon had some men outside their lines, which he didn't because his battle plan was retarded.
Also, whatever the fuck happened to the thousands of Cavalry that the Boltons had when they took on Stannis a season earlier? How convenient that only a fraction of that cavalry was at the BotB.
He won't die
Melisandre is a rogue, the church doesnt sanction this shit.
They are from Asshai culture they didnt assiciate the Great Other with westeros shit. Others rebelled against the church and call Dany Azor Ahai, mainly for the stopping slavery. The wall in westeros isnt their biggest concern. They probably dont even know it fell yet.
The song at the end of blackwater is the best song throughout the series
ok, enough of this useless banter. someone find a leak to episode 3 already and post the link.
whatever happened to this guy? after season 1 he never appeared again, and in season 6 the umbers aren't led by him anymore, and he wasn't at the red wedding
I have one but im afraid to post haha
Oof I can do probably 60 characters but I'm terrible with cities/castles.
Lannisport, Winterfell, Sunspear, (the) Dreadfort, King's Landing, White Harbor. Harrenhall (I suppose) Dragonstone, Oldtown (I think this is where Sam went for Maester training)
And now for my get out of jail free cards.
Castle Black, Eastwatch by the sea.
Named a few extra just in case some of the ones I named weren't castles or cities but were in fact towns, I'm not sure on White harbor, for example. I'm a show fag and haven't picked up a book.
Pleb
I think he died at the Red Wedding in the show. In the books he's still alive, but in the dungeons.
It’s just implied he died offscreen for some reason
I wish you weren't joking. I can't believe it hasn't leaked already.
anyone else miss him?
He "died"
Not sure if it was from illness or he got Ramsay'd by Smalljon Umber.
Oh im not joking sweatie
>Could the US military beat the white walkers?
they can't even beat the brown ones, so i'm pressing X to doubt on that one.
iirc edgy umber mentioned taking out his dad when he was bonding with Ramsay who just killed his dad too
base
Fuck that jew
As someone with dirty blonde hair I can say it changes with the seasons a bit and probably what they are going for as Westeros seasons are different
>Bran was willing put in work to spare Jamie so he can help in the battle for the living
>he dooms the smartest person in Westeros to death
No way.... shit, you gotta post if you are telling the truth. ;)
t. normie
this is one of those scenes that didn't register as bad at the time, but when you go back and watch it, it plays as reallly quippy and lame.
Yes, you're a normie for liking that sneaky beta.
ok, you are probably right. i can't remember. I know the show implied he died, but it happened off screen. kinda lame they did that.
The religion is from Asshai but it's centered around Volantis, no idea what you're talking about regarding rebellion though.
And of course they should care considering the devil synonym of their religion is marching with a dead army to extinguish all life, the whole religion is based on fighting against that.
There are also 5 towers of Yi Ti which are equivalent of the Wall for the east which guard Essos from what is presumed to be white walkers.
Pretty sure she is in the riverlands with hostagemure during that time
Beta's don't push women to their deaths and smile at them dying.
They can fit sidewinders for anti-air
Hellfires are AGMs
Which one of these soibois was you?
littlefinger really was a metaphor for israel and the jews this whole time
email?
actually that's exactly what they do when they don't have sex
Who is Lysa Arryn?
Thats exactly what they do. His entire life is spent being a cuck and a beta orbiter.
>t. omega male
get on my level, faggot
oh you know who, the part about getting thrown down the moon door is yet to happen, but we are getting there...
Shit, I didn't know that. I never would have guessed they'd configure an Apache for a sidewinder lol. My bad.
The fact that you watch that shit is proof ypure a soyy slurping jew apologist
he deserved better than the shitty winterfell plotline last season
>bail me
>bail me!
what did Ned expect Yoren to do?
he's just a simple crow
God i fucking hate that onions bar so fucking much
>mfw these faggots actually cheered at based tywin and stannis' death
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Why would he be brought back 19 times just to be killed of for no reason?
I'd never be able to watch the show with these overreacting apes. Imagine morons shouting in your ear for a minute when every little insignificant thing happens, holy shit
alright I'll bite. So what does that make Catelyn/Ned/Sansa?
>They rooted for dany during the battle of the gold road
Every characters plotline has deserved better since season 5.
once the bongslag dies tomorrow the average visual quality of the women on the show will rise by 80-90%
good lord I don't want to see anymore of that inbred on my screen
You're the incel user.
The goyim that they suck up to as they gain power then destroy
It was by far the greatest season of the show. Only other season to come close to it was season 4.
>its a retard who thinks 50cal is this magical thing
Waste of a big round if all you need to do is hit them with the glass, a .22 would do
stannis was an alpha
They're cheering as all talent leaves the show lmao.
At least they'll probably feel bad when Theon Greyjoy dies.
So who's in charge of Winterfell then? Arya?
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t.incel
They tried to ban the beardbro for cheering when drogon got sniped
>what is range
That guy was literally me.
Someone should go to this gay bar in a trump hat just to trigger the libcucks and sjw hambeasts
>t.incel
gimme source of this absolute chad
What really? o.O
Why are leftists so intolerant of others?
did they actually?
Remider that Ned's a birb
Why did they kill and ruin this character?
Found the episode on the deepweb. Not selling it to people for 100$.
Shireen-lite really got to me last episode.
I hate leftists as much as the next guy, but what makes you think they're commies?
Is the web as deep as the dick that's fucking your mother as we speak user?
but news travels slow there, things that happened thousands of years ago across the world arent as a big of a deal to them.
Their religion just says Azor Ahai saves the world from darkness, they dont associate it with the Long Night and the Wall the way it is in Westeros.
Its an established religion, whenever Dany did that shit in slavers bay. Some of them started proclaiming her to be Azor Ahai. This is considered heretical to a religion to all of a sudden just say some new person in jesus.
Dany left a giant pile of shit on that side of the world. It was completely irresponsible. They are dying of plague and famine and that world war she started is still going on over there. They cant deal with Wall shit too.
because the show runners are faggots. truthfully, he's probably gonna die in the books anyway before Dany makes it to Westros.
dabid hates strong males characters
Your faggotry is off the charts, have sex
lemmi guess, your uncle also works for HBO and he told you how to get mewThree
Not him, but it's just common sense, can't really explain it.
I'd be happy to be proved wrong but I doubt I am, they just fit the left leaning look. (And there IS a look)
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>because he's and OLD white MALE
Barristan Selmy is one of my favourite characters because no matter what happened he remained perfectly true to his ideals of an IMPECCABLE knight. He became the biggest chad without ever having sex, that should tell you enough about his power level
by the time you had known, you knew what has had been happening it was and would have had already had been happening before it had happened
normies don't know or care about beric, he will die a nobodies death.
>judging and making assumptions of others by the way they look
come on now, we can do better. This is /got/ not /DNC/
>fat millenial weirdos with dyed hair being emotionally invested in a shitty tv show as they drink hipster beer in a hipster bar
Not that guy but I guess it's sub-conscious instinct. I can sniff out a jew because of some strange patterns they leave but I have no idea how I actually do it, only that I'm always right about it
because they're forced to defend things that are objectively untrue. enforcing consensus is all they have.
Humans have been making assumptions on how other people look for as long as they have had eyes, your weasel words won't dilute my thinking.
Sorry about that, I'm not so easily fooled.
My dad is a top marketing director for HBO and he gets the episodes sent to him the night before they air. Im not allowed tovwatch the show becuase its rated R.
>weird fucking loser obsessed with a show he no longer likes talking about it on a board famous for being a hideaway for pedophiles
OY VEY GOY DONT SAY THAT YPURE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A DEMORAT
New Thread:
>Bran wargs into dragon
>fucking eats Danny
>Burns Briene and Le Epic Swordmaster Girl alive
>fucks sansa
>a sword is thrown from the forest and lands smack dab in the chest of Bran
>he looks up, bleeding from the mouth
>Stanny the Dead Manny is standing there and chops his head off
>Stanny then proceeds to kill all the whitewalkers and takes his crown from the main WW
>one by one the castles fall to stanny and his undead loyalist army
>final scene
>he sits upon the iron throne with Tyrions severed head in his hand, onion knight was spared death and rubs his bony shoulders
>"This throne was always mine. No more cock jokes, eh?"
>he casually tosses it aside as the red woman is burned alive infront of him
dress up like a girl and ask ur dad if u can watch it together
yes, and everyone is racist and xenophobic to some degree. We don't actually act on them though. It's how we are wired, that doesn't mean that's how we should act. unless your a leftist, then you have to stay in your echo chamber at all cost because thinking is too hard
inb4 /pol/
Seethe harder, bulldyke.
>everyone is racist and xenophobic to some degree
I didnt say anything about their race or place of origin
Based bulldyke destroyer
and I never said you did, I was adding to how the human brain works, it simplifies and groups (as you said), as well as being wary of things not in the norm. It's how it was developed.
I dunno the scale of the AGOT world and how fast ships travel, but word of black death spread pretty quickly to Europe. I assume you need maybe 1-2 weeks from North to Braavos. Considering Braavos is a big hub, and that Ibbenese whalers regularly visit Eastwatch it's not far fetched to assume they spread the word of the dead and white walkers to every port they sail into. I guess most people would brush it off, but there's always gonna be someone who knows his shit and at least tries to check out the threat.
In Slavers Bay they either worship the Harpy or they follow old Valyrian religion(the degenerated Valyrian colonies). Nobody worships Rhllor there so the fact that she ruined the entire region doesn't really matter much. Most help she'd be gettign is further west. From Volantis/Pentos/Lys/Braavos/Myr/Tyr
There doesn't need to be an army, just some religious representatives who were sent there by the church on rumors of the dead walking. It makes sense to do this, but they presented it as being some silent threat that the entire world is blind to
Thanks lad
Beric is unironically my favourite character in this fucking mess. I just want him to live out the rest of his last life in peace with a qt wife and a nice estate.
Slavic fairytales taught me you tie up a animal skin to the front of your shield when you have to fight a dragon, you lads think it would work?
How many of you faggots would off yourself if GoT ending got spoiled after waiting for it for years?
we're all expecting D&D to fuck it up already.
I would be disappointed but I have more important things in my life than a tv show
Nine care it won’t be like the books. Only spoiler I ever truly hated was the Gus getting killed in breaking bad
I'd be pretty wrecked if it was a really good twist like Bran westworld morphing into Littlefinger level good twist. I doubt D&D can actually write a good story though. If post-book thrones has shown anything, it's that these people can't write for shit
How dare this episode not get leaked yet
Don't ask D&D, it wasn't their idea for him to come back.
Rob Stark cut his head off