Was it kino?

WE FOUND NEIGHBOURS CTV FOOTAGE STEVEN

In the context of sporting events it's the "surrender cobra."

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>neighbor has an autistic memory of your usual behaviors and parking preferences as well as a full security camera system

I mean, you cant really plan for that sorta shit. He was just outwitted by a superior murrican

>and I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for your meddling fat ass

NO MORE VIDEO GAMES CHRIS!

His wife and him would make 10/10 detectives
They were the exact people you would want living next to you if you ever went missing. She was on his ass the second his wife didnt answer the door.

wojak and pepe XDDD

i wuld never understand this meme-me without them..tanx bioys

honestly it seems like they were suspicious of him for a long time

*chair squeak*

YUR
HAYR
WUZ
THAYR

*hits hand on desk*
YOU NEVER HAD ANOTHER CAR BESIDES THAT GEO PRISM?

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What was going through his mind

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I don't know...

probably thinking about what went wrong with him or what events led to this

Its the negative space to be honest. Thats where the kino is.

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>After the snap

I legit have a hard time hearing him describe killing his daughters I just had one back in sept how the fuck could a dad do that

>white is good
>black is evil
>white walls
>black floor

kino KINO

>I need to save this tortured chair.

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the thumbnail almost lookin like he levitatin on some cris angel mindfreak shit

they probably heard them fight and talked to themselves like dis nigga gonna kill her one day

>"There'll be no more video games"

This guy is a brutal murderer but I do feel kind of bad for him about the way that cop called him an ugly, friendless virgin loser.

My guess is that him and the wife had some huge fight and he snapped and killed her and then panicked. Why he went to work or showed up after the cops contacted him who knows

>white walls, black floor
>white has black surrounded, backed down, utterly beneath him
how deep does this go?

This may be my all time favorite Yea Forums image. If not it's certainly in the running.

Hit too close to home, huh?

Link?

anyone got a link to this kino?

that's why you should always park in a garage

What is this stance called and how can I emulate it?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI

this is why you just die after going on your repressed berserker rampage, nothing good awaits

This is what really makes it kino

youtu.be/Y_xb_JnXGeI

chris watts is the epitome of a low grade psychopath

WHERE ARE THE MOVIES, STEPHENNNNNNN.

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why didnt this idiot have a lawyer with him at all times?

THE HORIZONTAL POWER STANCE

ITS A MODIFIED CIA TACTIC

VERY POWERFUL, NOT FOR THE UNINITIATED

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WE DONE FOUND HER SOCKS UNDER YOUR BED, HOW DID YOU GET THOSE?

What's up with the pair of underwear that we found in your apartment? It was cut out like a mask.

This is the best entertainment I’ve enjoyed in a while, seems straight out of a dark comedy

what is OPs pic in reference to?

She wanted me to cum in them for her and after I was done with them give them back to her so she could wear them

youtu.be/u11A4FQlDMo

*DEEP SOUTHERN DRAWL*
>NOW WHICH WALMART YOU GO TO

IS THIS THE MOST AMERICAN QUESTION EVER ASKED IN A POLICE INTERROGATION

A MANS CHOICE OF WALMARTS IS THE TRUEST WINDOW INTO HIS PSYCHE

Having and raising a daughter is the most cucked thing you can do

is this shopped?

the golden question of all police interrogations

he says "she's pregnant as well"
but when he talks to the detective about his daughters he says "she was the girly girl"

She apparently fell to some internet pyramid scheme

*leaves and comes back 20 minutes later with a Big Gulp*

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>Stephen getting posture mogged this hard

Twice, and they had filed for bankruptcy in 2015. She was traveling around and spending a ton of his money buying her own products to keep her sales numbers up.

What is the name of the pyramid scheme? Do you know how much she was spending?

I guess it's pretty much confirmed he killed her over money?

im late to the party someone sauce me up

>as well as a full security camera system
That covers the front yard of his neighbor as well, which was the deal breaker.

It's some skin care company. She worked as a "promoter" but it probably means she talked to her friends and random about it and traveled on her own dime in exchange for free samples.

read the fucking thread

no

>nike
>not new balances

>For what?
>To have...
>For what?
>To have...
Was Stephen retarded?

Le-Vel Thrive. Yeah.

>tfw my true crime OC is gettin some love

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Shucked and fhucked stance

Why did he start freaking out? The surveillance didn't prove shit.

>surveillance literally show you stuffing your dead wife and kids into your work truck
>didn't prove shit
ok

>show you stuffing your dead wife and kids into your work truck
but it didn't

Are you fucking retarded? It shows him moving the bodies you idiot.

>Oh no officer, I always take out my garbage at 2 in the morning.

>It shows him moving the bodies you idiot
it could have been anything

it only showed him putting his daughters (still alive) in the back seat you can barely see him dump his wife in the bed.

he backed his truck into the garage and was see putting things in his truck. It placed him at home and literally was the only way they could have left the house.

cringe and bluepilled post

He killed his kids at home. They weren't alive when they left the house.

Just get divorced you idiot. I don’t get it.

go back and listen to how he smothered them he says they were alive when he got to the place he dumped the bodies.

he later said something took over him and it was like he wasn't in control

it's that instinct some people have to be extremely agressive

>Like I said officer, I always furtively move strange and heavy containers to my truck in the dead of night. Why wouldn't I now that my family's missing?

BASED

have you heard his recent confession?

he literally admitted he took them to the site alive, you can even see their shadows and him bending to pick them up in the vid

It proved that the only people who left the house were him and not his wife or children
yet his wife and children werent at the house

You're right. any link to that confession.

>”Is the same thing that happened to Bella gonna happen to me?”

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>watching that news interview now
fucking kek you can see the acting so easily, this is what i sound like when i'm drunk and not trying to come of as drunk

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youtube.com/watch?v=8lnFmaf1ITg

there are 5 parts, just keep following them from that vid

Deserved.

Imagine some dumb roastie spending your hard earned wagecuck money on literal a pyramid scheme

youtube.com/watch?v=NB8nVk-5eh8

But why kill the kids?

in a previous thread, someone requested more interrogation kino. here's a couple. i paid $1 on Jim Can't Swim's patreon for these. they put out 3 high-quality, hour long videos like this a month. this is like 1/6th of what's behind the paywall. should give you a couple hours of enjoyment

>GOAT fbi interrogators.
>start at 13:33
youtube.com/watch?v=B2RW24oh8ts

>Hilariously retarded, drunk dude who killed his beautiful huwhite gf. May he rot in hell desu.
>start at 12:17, password is jnu844
vimeo.com/314069885

>Old lady whose decades-old crime comes back to haunt her
>start at 0:00, password is hdv722
vimeo.com/314066258

>An interrogation with a falsely-accused dude
>start at 0:00
youtube.com/watch?v=zrgs4IQ1tZs

If you're ever feeling trapped by a marriage like that, don't kill them. Here's what you do: Book them a flight and say you're going to El Salvador on vacation, but really you go to paraguay. If they ask any questions about the ticket discrepancy(which they probably won't) just say that el salvador is the capital of paraguay or something, they don't know anything about south america.

once you're there, rent a car and drive into a jungle and just leave them there with no money or passports. They can't speak the language, they don't know where they are, they have no proof of identity, and women and kids are pretty dumb, they'll just end up as south american ruffians and beggars.

When you return to america, your story is that she had a fight with you and kidnapped the kids and ran off so you just came home. That's how you get rid of your wife and kids without committing a crime. Including the kids is optional, I guess, if you want to keep those, just don't take them with you.

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watch the actual surveillace you brainlets

youtube.com/watch?v=DUZfTJZxi-s

he's innocent

THanks lad

Fuck that's so surreal. The part where he says he misses his wife's cooking was so weird and creepy.

I've seen this same exact post before.

They're roasties

He wanted to start a new life a younger version of his wife but he had three kids to support and a hambeast of a exwife

>he's innocent

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Then she gets all his money and kids and everything. Bad idea.

>Paraguay
>jungle
uhh...

also you do realize every south American country has obligatory English classes since the kids turn 7, right?

i wish i had a wife so i could test this

This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. Thanks for the laugh user.

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fucked the 4th link up:

youtube.com/watch?v=zrgs4lQ1tZs

White men are so fucking retarded. The best way to get away from a wife and kids is to just leave like the black dads do.

>the suspect only says three different things tops
>the interrogator tries to predict what he'll say next, and jinx him
>presumably this was a strategy to elicit a free Coca-Cola from the suspect
>Anyway, the interrogator is so bad he messes it up

It was so obvious that the kid with the dumb hair says "I don't know" to questions he should have direct knowledge of, and "I can't tell you" to questions that are outside his knowledge. How could you spend two hours with him and not pick up on this obvious pattern.

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I've just come up with a great idea for a mystery novel.

So this guy gets accused of putting his wife in a truck and taking the body away, pretty much the same scenario. Only the twist is that eventually the defence lawyer realizes that the photos they have of the wife are all a bit out of date. She hadn't taken any photos in the 6 months before her death. They also have no body, cause they just don't know where it is. Eventually he is looking at the last two photos taken of the missing wife and he realizes something. In her last photo she appears a bit chubbier. She stopped taking selfies because she became a fatso embarrassed of her body. No one has really been talking about how much she weighs, it's just not something anyone thought was worth mentioning. The defence attorney finally gets his Matlock moment:

>Your honour, it would have been impossible for him to lift his wife's corpse into the truck like the prosecution claims!

She weighed too much for even the strongest man to lift that carcass off the ground!

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>ywn beat the shit out of him and scalp him
I hope Jamal rapes his ass in prison.

Traced pepeshit is not OC

Well you didn't make it did you?

tracing is in the blood of memes anyway

Fucking hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=wWYCPHReuoo

EVERY FINGER AND THUMB ON HER HAND

Last link still doesn't work but thanks

You think being a law student would help him in this situation.

>You express you're a virgin, correct?

Based hick dick

i think i read somewhere on Yea Forums that his plan was to pretend to be catatonic and answer "i dont know" to everything

foolproof plan

yeah it does. says error when you try to expand, but copy it to the website field

do neither of you live in a boomer-infested area? All of them are like this because they can't handle any noise greater than a door opening and closing.

walmarts that don't sell guns are for cucks
walmarts that sell gas are generally for smarter people who want to consolidate their shopping
walmarts with a mcdonalds inside and outside is for the truly lazy
walmarts with a starbucks inside and outside is for the pure onions
walmarts with better than average mobility scooters are for the morbidly obese
sam's club is for people banned from costco
walmart grocery outlets are for people who haven't discovered dollar tree yet

Walmart is for double digit IQ people period

where can I watch this?

>boomer-infested area
you mean a nice neighborhood?

youtu.be/Xfg861hO-Ag

and

I'M GOIN STEPHEN

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He killed her because she wouldn't let him stick it in her ass and kept trying to rope him into her pyramid scheme.

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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he didn't need one clearly, he stonewalled them hard in that footage, he only got caught cuz he confessed on his own like six months later