I JUST WANT ONE THING ANSWERED

How old cap is in the main timeline?
In b4 HUURRRR, YOU CAN'T FOLLOW A KIDS MOVIE, putting the stones back fixes it and turns it into the main MCU, BRAINLET!!!

How? War Machine and Nebula took the Power Stone, so Cap had to go back in there and put it back, ok. How does that make Thanos forget about the Nebula from future? It doesn't! There is no loop, it's not terminator.
Now there is this new timeline where Thanos and his army goes from 2014 to a future that doesn't exist in his reality and fucking dies.
Which would be the same past reality where Cap stayed with Peggy, which means he can't be in the fucking bench!

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He always stayed with Peggy. There was never a Peggy that lived without Steve. She just kept it secret.

Why did Cap go for a woman with too much face? Is he a tits guy?

There was no loop in terminator, everything that happened was always going to happen

That's a handsome couple.

who gives a fuck. capt. america looked like a venice beach faggot, wearing makeup and with that horrible plastic surgery. how can you homos watch this faggot shit? get a fucking job and have sex.

So smug. I'd be smug too if I got that superserum

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If he went back it's because the avengers took the stones, if they took the stones it means Thanos knows about Nebula from future, which is not the main timeline.

YES, he is.

"Look at those tits, fuck the timeline or whatever, i gonna spread allmy cum on those milk spheres"

>everything that happened was always going to happen
Which is not endgame's case.

Based cap. The tits are great and her fat face really isn't that bad.

>Is he a tits guy?
He's a real american, so of course he is.

he can live longer than others, he's a superhero

>has to live most of his life knowing about hydra infiltrating the government when his wife is working for the government

Will we get more Captain America movies starring Chris Evans and Hayley Fatwell, or is it gonna be just the black dude as cap from now on?

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He did the right thing.

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Why did captain america just chill out and let vietnam, watergate, jfk, 9/11 and the hydra take over happen?

it doesnt turn it into the MCU. it just ensures that the timeline that the stone was stolen from does not go to shit.

Marvel has a very established multi-verse, its such a big part of the overall marvel comics universe that its impossible it wont be the new gimmick like the battle of new york was for so many other movies.

Is Hydra basically a euphemism for jews?

because she has nice milkers

Did he go back to 1970 and fuck milf Peggy or cheat and go to 1945 so he could turn into Clint Eastwood?
Super Soldier serum slowing his age is actually a comic plot point.

>makes out with grandpa

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He lives in a alternate timeline and gets back by using time travel to the main timeline for the movie.

That isn't possible because sharon would have recognized him.

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I think 1970 because he had to drop off the Cube. And while he was there he decided to drop off some hot loads into Peggy. He was a virgin until then, and so he probably couldn't leave after that

Loki escaping 1970 shenanigans etc all had to create parallel universes.

I think he went back in '70, put the tesseract in its place and then enjoyed milkers since then.

This movie singlehandedly exposed capeshitters as the absolute brainlets that they are.

Cause Forrest Gump would have stopped them from happening.

That car out front was from the 40s.

Did he use the reality stone to enhance those milkers?

imagine this big breeding sow if she were pregnant

>curves, suited for breeding
>strong jaw, ensuring strong offspring
>british, so she’ll be less cunty than american women
Steve wins, from every angle.

In 1945 when Captain America goes into the ice he was 25.
He is thawed out in 2012 so would have been 92.
Events of End Game take place 2018-2023 so when he went back to the 40s to live with Peggy he was 103.
Lets assume he goes back to 1945, right at the end of WW2. Lives another 78 years up to 2023 again, making him 181

Cap was 181 years old at the end of End Game.

Evans hasn't signed another contract. He wants to do other movies.

Except she's hit the wall irl. As do most bong women

Not if you subtract the years he was frozen.

Also the timeline they went back to get the Power Stone and Soul Stone are fucked now. Thanos and his army are gone so some sort of paradox is going to emerge.

I bet the next big villain in the MCU is Kang, angry that the Avengers fucked up a few different realities.

They don't do that in the MCU tho. In Civil War I think it was, Bucky and Cap even joke about being 100 years old.

The ice didn't slow down his ageing. Remember Bucky was alive for those 70+ years doing missions for Hydra and the Russians, and he didn't age either.

He escaped 2012 timeline but yeah you’re right

In TWS it shows HYDRA putting him in a Walt Disney suspended animation chamber between assignments.

so like... he want back to the age of small pocks, scurvy, shitty tele, shitty medicine, shitty cars, racism, sexism, agism, etc etc etc just for some batshit braud that only batted an eye to him when he got big?

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Women were normal back then. He probably cant stand modern clown world.

this. On the other hand, Bucky is more of a modern guy because of his metal arms, forgot his past life because he was brainwashed by Hydra through the years. Meanwhile, Cap is more like old fashioned guy (being woke up 70 years later). He just want a simple life, not to live the crazy modern world.

>not wanting to go back to a United States after WW2 but before blacks got civil rights and Jim Crow was repealed
I'd relive 1945-1965 as much as I could before dying of old age.

How do we know any of this shit even happened in the original timeline? It’s a fictional universe

>when he went back to live with Peggy in the 40
He came back to live with her in 1970.

Was in 1965 when Americans decided negroes are humans too?

umm ok yikes, i think this guy might be from /pol. just ignore this racist asshole

So Captain America meets red skull again when he's bringing back the stones?

We still have not made that decision, in private at least

Absolutely, positively, BASED

This, in hindsight it makes now a lot of sense why she had all the photos of Cap in Winter Soldier. They were married the whole time.

This, my fellow redditors

>the cars in front are from the 40s
>the music that plays is from the 40s
>they wear clothes from the 40s
>IT'S DA 70S

Imagine coming home to this every day.

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>Going for a FLAT one, yikes!

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I will, if i had a chance. I can't stand this clown wahmen

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for all you retards going "b-but either X or Y would have to happen" - NO, just no
whatever time travel rules you have in your head, just forget about them. It's simple: the answer to any question about time travel, self consistency or casuality in endgame is INFINITY STONES MADE IT ALL OKAY.
As for Cap travelling back in time: whatever happened, happened
cap was always going to go back in time and live with peggy *in the timeline that became the only timeline*
nothing he did in that timeline would be "interfering" because whatever he did, he always would have did
the only way you can change a timeline is by adding/taking away an infinity stone

and by the way stop banging on about 9/11. it killed less people than an average day of road accidents. cap was in a war where hitler turned 6m people into soap. he wouldn't even get out of bed for a few hundred overpaid bankers