Favorite Endgame joke?

"Bulked" Thor
I am so fucking glad they kept it for the entire movie.

the whole movie
because it was a joke

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Then he gets to be based giant man

>Rocket taking a jab at Captain Marvel's haircut
>Starlord singing and dancing while Nebula and Rhodey looked on
>Hulk insisting the kids take a pic with Ant Man and Scott saying "That kid is literally saying no."
>The Asgardians chasing Rocket screaming "Get the rabbit!"
>all of fat boomer Thor's dialogue.

The whole Hulk taking the stairs bit cracked me the fuck up, specially the way everyone scolded him when he wanted to take the elevator

Something with Mantis and using knives. I don't remember the exact words I was drunk.

Jim Thorrison was pretty good

Literally my favorite jokes were:

Hulk dabbing.

Thors rock buddy being called a dickhead on fortnite.

I honestly think these will age very well

>Rocket says something
>Tony: "Up until this exact moment I thought you were a build-a-bear."
Also that fortnite scene wasn't as bad as the spoilers made it.

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I think it works because it was the rock dude and boomer thor.
>tfw the God of fucking thunder comes to your house and beats your ass for talking shit online
I loved this movie.

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but being trolled in video games will never go away. It doesn't matter if Fortnite has legs or not. Good thing it does though

Professor Hulk nonchalantly smashing the taxi cab cracked me up.

>America's ass

I laughed more than I should have, honestly

Ant-Man becoming an old man.
>"My back!"

Rocket Racoon is pretty based, he literally calls out Cpt Marvels haircut

In my movie theatre, no one clapped at all, until Antman said "we have another time machine". Then there was raucous applause that surprised me because no one even did anything for the captain america hammer

Me too if only for the /co seething. They are more pissed about this than ragnarok

Haha. I too was so wasted . I love to get wasted with my f-friens when I watch these ha ha

I laughed out loud with starlord dancing
Also when thor joined the guardians and had a talk about who's in charge . Chris Hemsworth is actually a fine comedic actor

Yep.

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kek when he shouts SO MANY STAIRS was decent

as if dabbing will ever go out of style.

I honestly can’t remember the movie. That’s the problem I have with marvel. Their movies are very forgettable. I saw it Thursday. That’s homoerotic pose tony took at the end before the snap made me uncomfortable

Subtle

he's a way better comedic actor than he is a serious one, that's why Thor only got good after Ragnarok

When Hawkeye and Black Widow were trying to outdo eachother in order to suicide.

guardians 3 is going to have a montage of thor and starlord working out and being /fit/ again

Yeah that whole shit was stupid

They wasn’t trying to outdo each other bitch

For me it's when Gamora kicks Starlord in the nuts and he says "Ouchie, you've smashed my patriarchy"

based and kekpilled

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Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome.

Tony 2012 pointing out that they were posing around Loki for quite a long time.

>”Of course you’re in charge. Of course…”

Yea Forums here

Can confirm. Am pissed

When Steve calls for Mjolnir and gets stormbraker
Thor: “ nah nah nah, you get the little one “

What didn't they like about Ragnarok? It made up for the first two movies and was comfy. Sure, Hela could've been better but what else?

Holy shit this thread is embarassing

>Doc Green in the back of the truck
>the Big Lebowthor
Not really a joke, but
>Hail Hydra

because thor doesn't act anything like comics thor in it. but it's for the best because comics Thor is a boring asshole

i don't see people talking about this at all. Thor was my favorite and I hated everything about him in this movie. Fuck fat Thor. I can't believe they kept him as the a fat piece of shit through the whole movie. It brought my opinion of the movie down a lot

I've hated Thor in every movie apart from IW and Endgame desu.

You cant undo 5 years of damage that quickly.
If he returned to normal then that would have ruined his character development.

This desu

Hank Pym was my favorite character, everything he says is so snarky.

what did he say again?

We can compare Thor comic collections if you want, but I'm a bigger Thor fan than you and you're a pussy.

I reckon boomer thor is only cos hemsworth is sick of training. This way he can let him self still go a bit and still be in guardians. Maybe thats what he wanted to stay on.

#hulkdab

I literally haven't stopped laughing about it since I saw it.

Kek

That's fine but I got drunk by myself and watched a cam rip because my life is pretty pathetic

I dunno, to me it was just him being nothing but a joke for the whole movie after being the biggest badass. I get him being guilty, but the being fat, and crying when Rocket yelled at him, and ignoring their mission to try and go to the winery. It was so horrible
kek. he's my favorite avenger in these movies, i don't give a shit about your comic book collection you dweeb

>badass
How to spot a faggot.

Tony calling Thor Lebowski kek

Oh no people found a mainstream movie funny, how could this have happened

Mantis tells Thor and Star-Lord to knife fight for leadership of the Guardians of the Galaxy

he calls her out for being away just to get another haircut

When Rocket goes “BOO!” and scares Tony and Thor when they’re focusing on the time machine shit

here's your (You) fag. you're just being a contrarian

I enjoyed the bit where Ant Man was getting slightly bothered by the ship exhaust and then it really kicked in and blew his taco fillings away. Paul Rudd just taking it with his eyes closed like he didn't expect anything positive to happen anyways got a laugh.

Hail Hydra was brilliant though. Only joke that really landed for me.

You’re crazy if you think Chad ever stops training. He’ll be buff again in the next one

that resigned way he said "i find it gratuitous but okay"

lel

For me it was
>your choices were him or a tree

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He said something like what are you leaving to get another haircut

i thought it was the funniest shit ever when thanos threw captain marvel across the screen.

also boomer thor cracked me up

Really kek'ed hard when FaThor looted Dark World Thor's mjollnir

Not my favourite but I feel like I should mention Thor explaining the plot of The Dark World with overbearing exposition resulting in everyone looking bored except Antman who genuinely looks excited, like being told a bedtime story. Paul Rudd's whimsy (including his obsession with Captain America) always cheers me up

>can anyone see a ugly brown van ?

>every one hated the dark world but with how Thor described it
>it didn't sound that terrible to antman

>That IS America's ass
based cap

Scott's disintegrating taco was a great visual gag. First, the filling goes flying, then the shell crumbles as well.

I wholeheartedly believe that dabbing will be as ubiquitous in the future as the middle finger.
30 years from now a football player will dab on the star at the cowboys stadium and it'll start a riot.

giant man is always hype as shit
do you think he got to tickle Rocket's little belly when he had him in his hand?

hail hydra was perfect

When Tony Starks' creepy fat assistant sat down next to his daughter and asked her what food she liked during his funeral

TIME TRAVEL!

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you're embarrassing
I bet you like Charlie Kaufman movies too
fucking pansy

Yeah hail hydra was my favorite part in the movie. That entire scene cracked me up. Was one of the most memorable scenes in the movie for me, just played out so well.

Dont watch movies with this user
>Also that fortnite scene wasn't as bad as the spoilers made it.
>Aussie rockbro playing based rocknite

>Of course we all know whose in charge
>Creepy Thor smile

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So is Thor coming back or not

"I think you look great. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's Ass." *salutes*

It also mirrored the elevator scene from winter soldier

Its box office failure.

He's joining the Guardians of the Galaxy for Volume 3

Nothing gets past you huh?

>That really is America's ass

>Hail Hydra.

>film discussion board
>discuss movie details
>it’s a problem

Your parents shouldn’t have gone past conceiving you, you worthless shit

I'm not the one pointing out the totally fucking obvious.

But you are.

That Favreau reference when he was talking to Stark's daughter about making her a meal at the funeral. It made me go all JESUS CHRIST FAVREAU

youtube.com/watch?v=gbdUGdxX7ww

Hail Hydra

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only time i laughed was the opening
>remember, three fingers
otherwise the quips were embarrassing

I laughed quite a bit.

"On your left."

Hulk chad.

I can do this all day also.

Boomer thor was fucking hilarious, I'm sorry.

Hail Hydra, definitely, that was genius.

Rhody
> Wait, if we can go back in time, then why not just go to Baby Thanos and..."

>Hela could've been better
Literally the most hilarious villain. She oozed sex and fit the story perfectly.

he's fucking hilarious in ghostbusters 2016. if there's a youtube clip of just his scenes, that'd be great. fuck the rest of that movie.

When Stark calls Thor 'Lebowsky'

How is that a joke? It's literally how you pull back a bow string.

I thought he screamed BOO when all the infinite stones were inserted into the gauntlet?

If you've ever used a bow you would know that wasn't a joke

>normalfags and shills try to post t b h the thread

Time fucking HEIST.

Also, I loved when thor told cap he could keep the small one.

lol

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s-shut up

Tony who killed Obidiah Stane who was played by Jeff Bridges who played The Dude in The Big Lebowski how the fuck does that work

Nice

the same way peter parker is a starwars fan and doesn't acknowledge that nick fury is mace windu.

obidiah stane in universe happens to resemble jeff bridges, but jeff bridges as the big lebowski still exists

So it's like a Last Action Hero deal where they were played by different actors in the film universe the way they made Stallone The Terminator instead of Arnold in LAH?

Too fucking true

I thought all the star wars references in Spider-man were really hamfisted and out of place. It felt like boomer lip service because kids don't give a fuck about the OT. They like the prequels though. it was a fine film though.

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Yeah.. letting Thor really use his acting chops and show how broken and fucked up he is was a terrible choice.

It was a great fucking scene you zoomer piece of shit.

Hawkeye could easily have slotted her legs with arrows, preventing her from committing sui. He just wanted her to die

What was the joke in the Hail Hydra scene? I don't get it

based.

I hope he goes on killing criminals. It was Kino.

>Quill, Groot, Drax, the girl with the antennae

>The Asgardians chasing Rocket screaming "Get the rabbit!"
Only one of those that raised a chuckle from me.

Hail Hydra was a huge meme online after it came out in the comics. Lots of people losing their minds, but it was mostly a publicity stunt. Captain said in the comics and most people know about it and gave Marvel shit for doing it.

Obviously in the films Captain was never in on this, and him saying it in the films was just his knowledge of the future and a clever way to not fight all the guys in the elevator.

It was meta.

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>Can confirm XD
Want to know how I know you browse reddit ?

What about drax?

Thor isn't supposed to be a fatass who cries for no real reason. He's a GOD

That was a legitimately good line. Actual humor that is decent instead of quippy or pop culture shit. the cap vs cap fight was good

Sadly, it didn’t have anything as good as
>”why is Gamora!”
Or some of the other lines in IW

Imagine being THIS innocent
KEKSIMUS

The jokes were great and on point but man the plot left me wanting more. There were just no stakes in the first 2 hours of the film

Taikia or whatever his name is said there's a Thor 4. Chris said he'd play the character as long as they let him. He's going to be in Guardians 3.

How'd they fall for it? Surely they knew Cap wasn't in on Hydra.

Technically he's just an alien. Who maybe appeared like a god to humans and inspired their religion in some way in the past.

Also there are plenty of fat Asgardians and Thor has had lots of moments of doubt and grief in the comics. If he just runs around hitting shit (which he got to do in the film just fine) he has no depth of character.

Also, Ironically have sex.

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>this thread exists

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Thank fuck. I'll watch endless Thor movies provided Valkyrie isn't prominent.

This lol. One of the best parts of this movie. Neet Thor is why Thor is best MCU character, esp now that RDJ is gone.

Showing the real consequences of time travel set the stakes. That they only had so many trips and that time wasn't easy to fix. They had to get it right to make it work.

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He literally broke down from stress and got told to man up by Raccoon. That was incredibly emasculating.

>spies don't know everything in the spyworld
>dude knows their deep deep cover double agents that no one but other deep deep cover double agents should know exist

WHOOOAAAAAAAAA

Because they were all in Hydra. Maybe there was some plan to brainwash Captain and they weren't in on the meetings. They were just thugs.

Anybody who would say Hail Hydra out loud to other shield agents in public in front of others shield agents, would 100% make them Hydra. Because nobody ever knew or found out in 50 years.

which fits his arc from the first movie. He lost everything and put it on the line to kill Thanos and failed. It made sense that he got to a super low point and it gave Rocket something to do.

The rattling off of a bunch of time travel movies to explain why shit might go awry.

The "shit" scene with Starks daughter

Thor getting tight over a dude online

Loki mimicking Cap

Speaking of Marvel's future films, I hope to FUCK that Beta Ray Bill gets introduced in either of those next films.

Yes but there was no penalty for failure. Everybody staying dead is just status quo, there has to be a horrible consequence for the audience to be invested.
I was honestly bored before Thanos showed up for the big final battle, just a gratuitous amount of fanservice and little substance to the first two hours of the movie.
Overall I can't say it was bad, but I did leave the theater disappointed

The bald guy wasn't just a thug. He was way up top

eh, once they officially introduced magic into the mcu, they sort of reconned asgardians back into being gods again. hela was straight up referring to herself as a god and had some crazy fucking powers. i think they quietly retconned a smidge. and hell, thor's mom straight up says she was raised by witches. at the very least, they're aliens with a strong aptitude for magic.

Yeah. A pagan god with a lowercase g. He has faults, he can be beaten, he can feel guilt, shame etc. Not some infallible big G supreme being in the Abrahamic sense. Point being Thor fucked up and it makes sense the place he's in after the time skip.

Wanda lost her bf and she just got mad and even while Thor didn't

>fun scenes
You guys are truly retarded, the joke lvl was on JUSTice league lvl

You're thinking of Laurence Fishburne.

It's semantics. They are just aliens with technology who are advanced and beyond humans. Or at the least a blending of a type of "magic" and technology. But still - a god in the marvel universe is a slipperly slope. It doesn't mean anything because there are so many abstract aspects of comics beings.

What is a god?

I know this is what they said at mutliple points, but the tone really didn't match up to the imposed stakes, imo.

Honestly everything would have been fine if Thor just had a larger role in the ending battle/some way to redeem himself. Seemed like he did nothing of particular importance across the entire movie, which is incredibly stupid for being as powerful as he is.

Only reason they made sexy Chad Hemsworth with a chiseled bod look like that was to introduce body positivity bs
everyone will be a fatass in the future movies with fat Muslim superheroes and shit.

Because organizations like that silo people all the time. That way, if one person is compromised, they can't leak all the details of all their agents.

Also, it's a joke reference to the shitty comic.

Huh? it was one of the better parts of the movie. They obviously care about each other

You mean to say different people react to different event differently?! Holy fuck, you're blowing my goddamn mind, you fucking retarded piece of human garbage.

>introduce body positivity bs
Doubtful, especially since they were making fat jokes throughout the movie (eat a salad, etc).

>Seemed like he did nothing of particular importance across the entire movie
exactly. He's one of the original three, besides Stark and Cap. Those two got their moments but Thor didn't?
SHIT MOVE

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>Asgardian guards call Rocket a rabbit
>Thor in general
>nobody knows who Antman is
>Hulk in the car
>Hulk and the stairs
>America's ass

Wait what?
Thor got pretty mad bro. He was eyeing thanos on the hill and had nothing but murder in his mind.

He also literally cut Thanos' head off in anger.

a miserable pile of secrets?

>trying this hard to justify a bullshit decision
just man up and admit he got jobbed in favor of Denvers, since she did all the heavy lifting in this movie.

Because that's what heroes do.

KTLA anchor Sam Rubin posts here?

based and kekpilled

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I'm talking about nuThor with the belly. He was just pozzed

I thought he was going to repeat it and go ham on everyone in the elevator

true.
And he was really based with hammer + axe and braided beasrd.
It was a joke but it also added a lot to the character development and growth.
Development that peaked when he said "i knew it" when cap used mjolnir. In avenger 2 he was actually mad that cap made the hammer wobble.
Cap using the hammer was epic and powerful, but Thor accepting it, and actually being happy about it, was the culmination of the character arc.

As many others here, I laughed at starlord dancing.

Plus i would add the scene when they discuss time travel talking about other movies

Thor's gonna be in more movies

>First of all, that's messed up
>It's THANOS

Soi

>Die Hard! No that's not it...
Was Scott thinking about 12 Monkeys?

>"Here we are again, The Asgardians of the Galaxy"

Hemsworth's face saying this was priceless

>for no real reason.
Did you watch any of the other films

I for one look forward to James Gunn's Asgardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Warlock vs Thor coming up.

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Also his explanation of dark worlds events was top tier piss taking

pretty sure he meant denzel washington but ok

was glad that Natalie Portman made a cameo considering how much she hated to be in this movie, intially thought they would only show her back or her lower body without showing the head but I was surprised she actually went to do it for continuity's sake

straight up. "post-snap" world seemed pretty chill.

not a joke, but Dr. Strange holding up his finger to signify this was "the one timeline" was pretty well done

>Surely they knew Cap wasn't in on Hydra.
No, apparently they didn't. Was this really hard for you to buy? They are all low level grunts besides Rumlow

I hope they actually call the movie "asgardians of the galaxy".

Don't care. Thanos was the guy whom Thor specifically failed to defeat, and I see no reason why they couldn't have had him play a bigger role than he did (literally could have taken Cap. Marvel's place in the final battle against Thanos). Completely missed opportunity.

can you imagine how annoying it would be if you had adapted to the post-snap world in the FIVE years it had been and were just enjoying no lines everywhere you go and then suddenly there’s double the amount of people there used to be

It could have been any game, desu. The game is not what's important to the gag.

poster and title will say "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3" with "A" and "s" falling downwards via lightning to form Asguardians of the Galaxy.

screencap this

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What I loved about that scene was how Strange's hands were shaking, they didn't forget his nerves are still permanently fucked up.

Kind of agree with this. I was kind of bored, the tension wasn't really there as much as it should have been, I honestly thought the 1970s scene dragged on too long as well, the asgard scene wasn't incredible either. I dunno, the first hour was kind of meh too, fuck even the finsal battle isn't amazing or anything, there was a lot going on but they also didn't show a lot because they had to jump to 'important' parts of the battle instead of showing other shit.
I didn't expect to leave the finale of Avengers saga going 'meh'

What if you did what Tony Stark did and started a new life? New spouse? New kids? And suddenly everyone is back.

Thanos was right. The Avengers were the problem.

>Doctor Strange: Is that everyone?
>Wong: (whining) what you wanted more?
not really a joke but I enjoy them characters interaction since the strange solo film and benedict wong is underrated

i don't know how to screencap but i can snippet like a true god of pussy devastation.

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i genuinely laughed at only one moment, and it was when hulk pretended to smash and just casually tossed a bike after gently tapping a tax

>and benedict wong is underrated
>saves everyones ass by magic a big magic shield
Dude put in work

>That gay guy's wife and kids return

Wong is ma boi, both actor and character

why the fuck anyone would clap in a theatre, much less in the middle of a movie, is beyond me.

i can’t believe that a joe russo cameo as a man who mentions he has a husband was the “first canon gay mcu character” everyone was talking about. insufferable

You people are easily amused, huh

i don't know what this means

i love this post

>kids and hulk trying to make Scott feel better by taking a pic with him
>”just TAKE the goddamn phone”

Thor and Korg playing fortnite was funny too

I'm more upset I was probably the only person in the entire theater who knew Jim Starlin was in that scene.

this whole thread reeks of onions

>Pym is getting a delivery
>he doesn't know about any delivery since Steve just made it up
>They didn't open it did they?
I just love the idea that Pym deals with so many hazardous materials that he doesn't even question why he's getting a random delivery of radioactive shit he never ordered.

Giant Man is fuckin' DOPE.

Sourpuss.

I think he means when Wong makes a shield to protect people from the ships fire

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"You like cheeseburgers huh? Your dad liked cheese burgers"
"You know what I like to eat?"
*unzips dick*

If Cap knew, and he was non-Hydra, they'd have been arrested on the spot. He'd have trunced them himself.

>the first thing Tony wanted after getting home from Bumfuckistan was a cheeseburger
Nice desu.

Yeah he drinks a lot all the time and stays ripped

i thought it was really cute when loki just dipped out of that scene with the tesseract like bugs fucking bunny

Bill's head was on Sakaar as one of the champion statues.

5 years of being a lazy fuck will make ya fat

The bald dude was a high level player

If he hadn't been gagged I guarantee he would've said YOINK

yo, but i mean is he saying Wong the character is underrated or Benedict Wong the actor is underated?

The pacing was trash and the script was garbage

He's talking about prostate simulation you fucking retard. How can you not know a Hawkeye is slang for a turd cutter.

it might be too wacky for general audiences considering how they butchered the nova force and pretty much anything cosmic related like dormamu

both

>oh noes people can also enjoy casual movies.
fuck off. it's the movie event of the decade.

You are just like an american going in the sport thread and complaining over threads about the football world cup.

I wonder if this will mean something or not. they weren't 100% clear about what will happen to those timelines.
I thought I understood, but then fucking Old Captain america showed up and now i don't know anything

Life ain't about that fun shit, boy. It's about being a man, providing for you and youse, and putting in the work.

Was he, though
who was that faggot

>whoa shit! Ebin reference
shit like this is lazy writing

I laughed after I saw big CGI green Ruffalo in a suit at Iron man's funeral

Is that bad?

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Alien god metabolism lets you get fat???

He was in Winter Soldier. One of the top level heads of Hydra. They even interrogated him.

She didnt they reused footage from thor dark world and used a body double for the shots without her face

This is my first time hearing this.

>Wanda: you took everything from me
>Thanos: I don't even know who you are

The actual strangling pantomime sold that bit.

and you've come to an Endgame thread to tell everyone, beyond weird

how was vision ever Wanda's everything? They didn't know each other that long

Yes, apparently. just accept it, he got docile and lazy and a daily drunk and become fat over the course of half a decade

isnt he married or something

They had a special connection since her powers came from the mind stone and vision basically is the mindstone (with some tony, bruce and ultron mixed in) with a vibranium body

They bonked.

>"America's ass"
>Quill dancing around like an asshole while Nebule and Rhodey watch from the shadows
>"Ofcourse you're in charge...Ofcourse..."

>spend all your time on 4channel arguing with people over things you hate
>being a man
Pick one.

>Mantis being so chipper about the idea of a knife-fight

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>everyone ITT just posting moments that got the biggest laughs from lame normies that they probably wouldn’t even care about had they watched it alone

fuck off

The whole scene where Thor is describing his back story on the white board and everyone is face palming but Scott is just there engrossed listening taking it all in.

They should of done more of that.

>implying we aren't lame normies
This is as mainstream as a movie can get.

People were literally laughing at anything Rocket said at one point most of it wasn't even a joke. Haha the little racoon spoke again. Though if they're enjoying it who am I to judge.

Why do they keep trying this joke? Raccoons aren't an obscure animal, and if you know what a rabbit is you know what a raccoon is.

Ask Rocket what a raccoon is, he won't know.

Boomers can be odd as shit

At least that will help you cry more, loser

>watching capeshit
>calling others normies
really nigger

Imagine being such a sex deprived perv that you sexualize everything

The weirdest thing about this site is that no one here has any idea when the boomer generation actually was.

_ in the pink, _ in the stink.

Nah, the zoomer generation isn't big enough.

Guy who used to work at my local gamestop looked like a skinny Mark Whalberg.

>Gamestahp

Nah i would have laughed at all the scenes I mentioned even if I watched it alone on camrip like you did

Yeah, I get what you’re saying but if that’s where your mind goes when a man is training his pubescent daughter to fire a bow, you need to have sex

>watching a blockbuster movie in theaters with your friends and family is more likely to be an enjoyable experience than watching a camrip on your computer alone
you are blowing my mind right now

Imagine coming back and finding out your younger sister is now older than you. Or the legal nightmare of issuing new IDs to all these people who just came back because if you go by birthday alone you have 17 year olds who are allowed to drink.

when the ant-man was turned into one baby and peed inside his pants haha

Wanna bet?

Yes, we do. It's an inside joke. The fact you didn't pick up on it tells me

>you're new
>you're a redditer
>you're a fucking retard
>lurkmoar

For me, it was Tuesday.

Captain Marvel: I'm going to go kill Thanos

Fucking trash

Danvers did fuck all. She blew up a ship, bothered Thanos for a while, and then got jobbed with the power stone. Did you watch the movie?

Yet he was the only fucker not being a little bitch about shit. Based as fuck

Or he's a boomer with no self-awareness.

They were together for three fucking movies you idiot

Yeah I expected him to beat the shit out of them again

I loved everything about boomer thor

Why are Asgardians so un-PC to animals huh?

and then they find him and it still takes Thor killing him
then she doesn't appear for most of the movie (thank god) and still gets bodied by him at his peak

Decent jump scare that. I thought it was just one-off joke but they caught me off guard with the punch line.

Mine is that captain marvel exists purely for the sake of being iron man's space taxi driver so he can save the universe

Scott Lang stole the first half of the movie as much as Thor stoke the last half of Infinity War.

Professor Hulk cringing at Rage Hulk at the Battle of New York and then half-heartedly pretending to be him.

>tfw been a thor fan since 1990 when I was a little kid
>favorite marvel hero of all time
>got me into real norse mythology
>used to write and draw my own norse myth based comic
>loved all the thor movies, even liked dark world
>and with all of that history I still loved the big thorbowski

Yea Forums is made of pure faggotry.

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Yes, in the comics Nick Fury and Samuel L Jackson also coexist.

Unironically I could see that happens in the comics.

Boomer Thor was fun. I kind of enjoy how much they've embraced Fun Thor in general.

this, I hadn't seen it coming

When I was a kid all I wanted was to weild Mjolnir and be Thor. Now he's kinda even more relatable to my current living situation, minus the Fortnite.

He was great, I just hate that they made it a Jew that brought him back to let everyone know about time travel

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Waiting for an elevator fight.
Get a "Hail Hydra".
LOL for five minutes.

>Everybody staying dead is just status quo
Yes and no.

Yes, it's status quo, but status quo SUCKS.
They spent the entire first hour of the movie showing how they didn't just fail, but their failure broke them. Going back in time to make things right is literally the only way they know how to live with themselves, and if they fuck that up, then there's literally nothing left for them. Literally no reason to keep going. There's your stakes.

AAAckktuallyy..
Thanos upon learning that even after the snap people still aren’t grateful and don’t understand his vision, decides he’s going to snap the whole universe and start over
So the stakes pretty much went to the extreme

leave then lol

'sup regular size man

"You mean a time machine?"

This.
The deep feels.

True
I wonder what Thanos' tax policy was...

Was antman's plan to read the ~500k names on those plates trying to find his daughter's instead of going to the house first?

Did he only realize how retarded that was after he found an "scott lang" (which might even not been him) out of sheer luck (again out of about 500k names).

Did that scene make ANY sense?

Yes. Because we knew, and in movies that's enough.
You're right, of course.

> The LaCucaracha Van in the middle of the epic fight

SPOILER!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=O_KssugwbH8
I didn't expect this

get a wash then

Boomer? Ok so Thor ages completely outside of human ageing acctual boomers are from the 40s and 50s (baby boom when WW2 veterans had a lot of kids upon coming home) I know you meant “Yea Forums” boomer which is actually millennials as Zoomers not being allowed in the millennial cub use it as an insult to imply millennials are old, old like “boomers”, now Thor looks to be about the age of a Gen X actually late 30s 40-50ish. In the movie he plays fortnite which is definitely zoomer culture. So I have no fucking clue how in any form Thor was “boomer Thor” but what I am aware of is that using “boomer” as an insult by literally teenagers against millennials has caused a completly retarded take on what the generations are by some people.

this stupid trend even reached europe now. (the leaving your trash afterwards too)
fucking zoomer generation

It's in alphabetical order so he only needed to find Lang and fortunately there's no Cassie near 'Scott'.

You must be zoomer who never opened a phone book in your life.

Yeah this shit was great. I didn't expect him to stay fat/bearded for the whole movie either, but I don't understand why people are pissed about it.

He was a permanently broken, changed character. Just because the movie portrayed this hilariously doesn't mean the change should be written off as a joke.

So is Thor gonna be in Guardians 3?

Woah didnt know the russos got raimi to guest write this scene

i actually found some of those lines tricky to understand, maybe the line before they mention knives, like it was lost in the mix a tad.

at this point, wouldn't amputation be preferable?

lmao why the fuck should I even go outside when there's shit like this going on

>You look like melted icecream