Clipping All The Branches

holy frickin based and redpilled fellow magapedes

I’m about to go back in time to be with a woman when I could just bring her with me to the future and we can enjoy victory together while enjoying modern comforts!

Skull most likely didn't reveal himself to Steve fully. Also, he probably knew that Widow's death hurt Steve mightily and just kept quite and enjoyed his victory

It's not, though.

so now the timeline is completely fucked, right? Nebula is living in the future with her own corpse somewhere lying around, Gamora should be dead by soul stone but now she's back with the guardian's team. Are they gonna introduce the cosmic beings to come and rebalance the timeline or just ignore the fact the universe should be splitting apart with Shuma and Dormammu popping through and having a field day?

Yeah I’m sure Steve didn’t immediately recognize the one living man in history with a fucking red skull for a face who also sounded like the nazi he fought one time and also disappeared after fucking with a space cube

Basically
OH SHIT, the cosmic police are coming

His whole character was off enough that he didn't seem to be the "real" Red Skull

I mean all he did was be super polite and helpful to anyone who came looking for the stone, whether they intended to use it to destroy the universe or save it. That doesn't seem like "super Nazi megalomanic" behavior

>thats a story for another day!

Adam Warlock

mr anderson

Dormammu is a cuck who lets his sister bully and humiliate him on a regular basis.

And Shuma is too busy living the dream as an ex-pat in Japan and a video game star to care.

They returned the stones. Why would Dormamu be running around?

Because Thanos destroyed the time stone.

was personally hoping the cosmic abstracts come along to try and sort shit out. Each one could have an avatar. Death played by young gamora and/or Thanos, Oblivion played by other Thanos, since if he got dusted his older self would be deleted from the timeline, Eternity could have Ego, since his goal was to spread life throughout the cosmos, even if it was simply copies of himself

It seemed like a humbled nazi megalomaniac who got fucked up by the stone. I’m sure if something you touched thinking you would gain great power transported and doomed you to a life as a spirit im sure you’d be less cunning

You know, if they want to try and unfuck Captain Marvel, they should use Umar as her next villain.

Umar's basically an evil feminazi mage who's backstory involves trans issues (her and Dormmamu are light based entities that were exiled to the dark dimension for the sin of turning themselves human, which their people think are blasphemous entities). And they could get some mileage out of Umar's toxic feminist conqueror attitudes and treatment of her brother, to push Carol towards a more tolerable feminist stance where she is fighting against the "kill all men" feminazi type feminists.

He agreed to fuck off in exchange for not being stuck in a time loop. Even if he wants to renege on his deal he probably still thinks the time stone is on Earth.

I'm sure we'll find out when Disney decides to shell out 100 mill for Chris Evans to return for a tv series about his journey to return the stones and his new life in the alternate timeline.

In another thread , someone is claiming they filmed a scene with the abstracts for the credits. But that Feige threw a tantrum, when they cut most of Brie's scenes from Endgame and had said scene cut.

Stop shilling your LARP.

You can't even take a joke. Take a break.

>implying they wont double down

>"Steven Rogers. Son of Joseph. Just a kid from Brooklyn."
>"Schmidt. They told me you were here."
>"You haven't aged a day."
>"Neither have you."
>"Not the blessing one would believe, is it?"
>"No."
>Cap delivers the stone.
>Red Skull gazes upon it, the source of his torment.
>"I once craved eternity. Now I pray for oblivion."
>"I used to too."
>"Not anymore? What changed."
>Cap smiles.
>"I have a date."

ON YOUR LEFT

isn't hydra just a euphemism for jews/iilluminati though? Like an evil cult that secretly controls everything.

>Red skull "REEEEEEEEEEEE"

K I N O

>>"I have a date."
Imagine the collective incel asspain lmao

FUCKING CHADS

REEEEEEEEEE

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>Captain. You once gave your life to prevent me from obtaining the stone. Now you give it so freely. Why?
>A lot has changed. We've changed.
>So it would seem.
>I can take you back, you know.
>My fate is sealed.
>Take care, Red.
>You as well, Captain.

It's complicated.

Lee and Kirby created Hydra as a rip-off of SPECTRE when they moved Nick Fury to the present day to cash in on James Bond.

Steranko introduced the Nazi element to Hydra. Originally, an executive secretary toady and his daughter ran Hydra because they were pissy that they were poor once and the executive secretary was pissy that he couldn't afford medical treatment to save his wife's life. Steranko made Hydra secretly a Nazi group and that Baron Von Strucker (a Nazi rival of Fury) was the real leader.

Another writer (forget who) then wrote an arc in Captain America that made Red Skull the super secret founder of Hydra

Hickman, in the late 00s, retconned Hydra as being Illuminati's evil twin organization and that they had created SHIELD to be their "face" organization/rival to do shit publicly that required good PR. And that they basically worked with Nazis post-WW2.

He said: Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome.

Based CQCposter

ends "Seacrest out"

I thought that reference was a little dated

I like that.

2ND BETA UPRISING WHEN

That hand looks like a chimpanzees foot

I'm sure being banished for the rest of eternity to a mountain on a shitty planet to be a gatekeeper for a thing that only like 10 people actually knows exists in the first place would break anyone's spirit. And 'gatekeeper' is probably inflating your resume. He's more like a Wal-Mart Greeter. Imagine just wanting to kill some Jews but then you have to spend the rest of your existence saying "Okay one of you faggots have to kill yourselves to get the space gem. Just make it quick this place closes in 15 minutes."

>age hasn't slowed you down one bit

Kino.

>Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.

This one.

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Liberals are the real antisemites!

>Nebula is living in the future with her own corpse somewhere
2023 Nebula is alive and living in 2023. 2014 Nebula went to 2023 and was killed by 2023 Nebula.

>He let JFK and 9/11 happen
Based cap ignoring all the jew bullshit

This is a common trope only incels obsessed with jews see jews everywhere with it

>paradoxes
>breaking reality down
>lets the eldritch demon gods outside normal reality to enter

This guy gets it

Kike

It honestly seems like the perfect job for him. Weeding the galactic uberjuden to find out which ones are willing to sacrifice what they love most for a jewel.

STANDING

look out user there's a jew RIGHT BEHIND YOU

t. Shlomo Shekelbergstein

>"y-you too..."

obsessed incel

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Kill yourself tranny

Here you go, nigger.

why should he? Hawkeye didn't say "Red Skull," he said "red guy," and at this point the universe is probably filled with red guys, so far as Cap knows

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Go prep the bull

why'd you post a picture of yourself?