My man i've seen lasers

I SEEN SEABEES NIGGA

Seriously though, what the hell was this scene all about?

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>I never could figure out what the fuck that stupid robot was trying to say. There isn’t even a place called the Tannhauser Gate. We never had any war on Orion either. Just another dumb machine on the fritz.

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>I...I have a memory! *dies*
He's just like me, unbelievable.

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im ryan gosling ama

It's like they rhyme.

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>Deckard I have LITERALLY seen ships

My pedestrian, fully unqualified analysis is that both the Tannhäuser gate and C-beams are storytelling devices that lend a sense of grandeur to his experiences. Whatever they are, they are obviously important, otherwise they would not be named for a Wagner opera or glitter in the dark. As grand things, their memories represent part of what Batty considers his contributions to the world, and through that, their function is to compare one of the eternal why-are-we-here issues of human existence with what happens when a machine exhausts its batteries.

Those are my 2 cents, I'm not a movie critic or anything, but thanks for listening anyway.

It was a sci fi story that he read while he was a soldier

he said C-beans, as in beans shaped like Cs

>AND DEY WAS LIKE "PEW PEW PEW *ZWOOOOOSHT*

>I saw planes on fire... crashing down with no survivors...

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>Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Just a reminder that fire is not possible in the vacuum of space.

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lasers and spaceships n shit, I seen em

your an idiot the oxygen escaping from the ship would be enough to fuel a fire

makes sense oceans are huge in the future from the ice caps melting

Not if u have only a little oxygen on the ships as implied by the presence of the Tannhäuser gate.

underrated

DAWG SHE'S GONNA DIE AND SHIT
BUT EVERYONE DIES AND SHIT SO LIKE FUCK IT I GUESS IDUNNO

you're forgetting the sea beans

I have witnessed the following odd things/events:
1. Orion's body parts;
2. the Tannhäuser Gate;
3. watery secretion from the eye disappearing.

I will cease now.

>crazy how water comes from cloud but it also comes from eye
>dasvidaniya

>I thought my life may be important, but it turned out it's not
>dies

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he looks lonely

One of the C-beams hit Terry and he burnt away.

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10/10

Somebody took the picture, tho.

I SEENT DA BEAMZ MUTHAFUCKIN LAZERS MAH NIGGA

Underrated

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People believe things I wouldn't seen. Ships on fire attack the shoulder of Orion off. I glitter C-beams. Watch in the dark. (Tannhäuser Gate.) Moments will be lost in rain, like time in tears. Moments to die.

>chases you through building yelling how he's going to kill you and howling like a wolf
>finally corners you on convenient ledge
>jk lol, I'm gonna monologue a bit and die myself
Kino

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>I watched C beams glitter in the dark, I was drinking Tanheuser busch

>I've seeen better films
>*blade runner shocked robot rocked*

I don't understand this meme.
Are you saying that seeing spaceships fire off lasers is not a magnifecant thing, compared to working as a governmental dick, eating cheap ramen in rain day after day?
Seeing spaceships fire off lasers is my dream, which I will probably never fulfill, and you fucks are trampling all over it, pretending like it's nothing special.
Please explain yourselves.
I have autism.

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Some of the things I've seen: orion, c-beams, space glitter, tannhauser gate. Oh, look at the time. I diegress.

>at that moment he loved life. Not just his life, my life, your life, chicken's life, Osama's life

>Sushi. That's what I called my ex-wife.

He saw a single space war and tried making a huge deal out of it. Even in this monologue he tries to make listener think that c beams and attack ship on fire are two seperate events

>trampling all over it
you don't get it, most people posting love the film and the scene, its still funny tho

>be tear
>slowly being excreted from the corner of an eye
>it starts to rain
>get washed away
fucking rain

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I know, right? Stupid monologue. Why can't this movie just quip like actual good movies.

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I hate women.

imma just squeeze onto this dove

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So much talent in one picture.

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were they horny?

>One earlier version in Peoples' draft screenplays was:

>I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been Offworld and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching stars fight on the shoulder of Orion… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it…![8]

>And, the original script, before Hauer's rewrite, was:

>I’ve seen things… seen things you little people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion bright as magnesium… I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments… they’ll be gone.

...either way it's hopeless.

He should have made sure to see a vagina instead LMAO

Most beans are shaped like kidneys so it’s kind of impressive if you think about it.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've been involved in numerous attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I am trained in Tannhäuser warfare. You are nothing to me but just another target for my C-beams. I'll make you glitter in the dark like there's no tomorrow. Which reminds me... there is none.

ditch the ...frontiers! bit and change "blinker" to something else and the first one isn't too bad

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>not adding the magnesium
Does your C even beam, nigga?

>Game of Reddit
It's time for you to go back

>reddit makes jokes about rape
Do you have any clue what you're posting about or is "reddit" now just the default shitposting insult?

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
>WTC7 collapsing due to an office fire
>Steel beams reduced to puddles of molten lava by jet fuel forever changing the skyline of New York
>All of that concrete and steel pulverized into dust and carried away within a week to cover up the evidence of a controlled demolition.
>Time for critical thinking skills to die.

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the point is the android is reflecting on life, finding beauty in what he observed, and actually crying (but we can't see it, because of the rain). It's supposed to underscore his humanity

You've got it all wrong.

If it's in the game of thrones universe normies are perfectly ok with rape and rape jokes. If it's in any other media they flip out.

10 fucking 10, this is pasta now

Tannhäuser! When one Tannhaus just isn't enough.

this but unironically

>all that efforts just to tie-in the word "beams"
a bi of a stretch, user

>I activate swords of revealing light
>It's time to d-d-d-d-d-die
Good lord what was Ridley thinking

based

just exactly how lonely and horny are you?

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>Batty: beautiful "tears in the rain" monologue
>Leon: "wake up! time to die." quip
Why can't they just study films like Blade Runner and understand that quips aren't all bad, you just have to know which characters to give them to, and when they're appropriate. Blade Runner contrasts both perfectly by tying-together the same line.

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Wow this character is very much like me. May I ask you where this is from so that I may be able to have another fictional character to relate to?

>I'VE SEEN BEAMS OF C
>GLITTERING TOO
>TEARS IN RAIN FALL
>LOST TO ME AND YOU
>AND I THINK TO MYSELF
>TIME TO DIE

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>trivialize complex emotion
>Select image
>Send

Dog this is funnai

>enters thread
>posts “roastie detected, have sex,” or calls somebody an incel
>leaves the thread and never looks back
stunning and based

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>not using title of pic where it should actually go in the last line

Based

the true redpill is that machines also have souls, as souls can take many forms so the ending albeit bittersweet is actually a good one

Why did I laugh so hard at this

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Probably gelled with a lot of WW2 vets who where approaching death at the time as well, highlighting how they believed the current generation of pampered, spoilt teens had no understanding of what being a man living on the edge is all about.

pamberd spoilt teens need some edge