Worshipped by your ancestors for thousands of years as one of the most powerful Gods

>worshipped by your ancestors for thousands of years as one of the most powerful Gods
>turned into a fucking joke by Marvel and Disney

but hey keep buying those movie tickets

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Strange: it was the only way ;)

Thor was worshipped by his ancestors?

Did you really expect it to be an accurate portrayal of Norse myth?

pagan larper cucks

sorry, i'm american, my history doesn't go back more than 300 years

How old is Thor in the MCU?

My ancestors worshiped God, not the Harry Potter of the ancient world.

Thor is a joke to us just as your ancestors were a joke to mine.

pagan here just want to tell you it's okay

but other pagans might disagree of course, we all must follow our own path.

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Thor should’ve kept Thanos’ head on the wall like a fucking hunting trophy. Would’ve fit the character they were going with.

Pagens btfo

>muh ancestors!
>muh heritage!
So why weren’t you assblasted when Tolkien made Norse mythology mainstream after using their ideas for his books? Seeth harder retard

Somewhere upwards of 1000 but less than 1500 I think? He mentions it in the movie at the end.

based jews dabbing on p*gans

You didn't have anything to do with creating those myths.
They're a part of the worldwide culture now thanks to people using them in entertainment, kinda like how the internet is now just a thing and how coke is a shitty drink that you can find even in third world countries like the US

retard pagans mad lightning man playing fortnite in kids movie

Nobody even liked Thor until GotG3 aka Thor Ragnarok.

>God of Thunder
>shoots Lightning for some reason
explain

>worshipped by your ancestors for thousands of years as one of the most powerful Gods
Who fucking cares, he's a comic book character?
Besides my ancestors weren't retarded nords.

>vargtards literally worship a marvel superhero
Based retards

Based jew

let's get varg to do a video about this

I'm not Nordic.

>worshipped by your ancestors for thousands of years
I'm Jewish so my ancestors never worshiped Nord shit.

WE WAS NORSE GODS

user this is a (((christian))) board

I would love to see that but I'm fairly certain he would never watch a Marvel movie

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That is actually pretty depressing when you consider it's a real "god" for a real life people. It's like if we took "Yahweh" and made him a weak, annoying KIKE and as pathetic as possible, and had a multi-ethnic cast of ARYANS replace his little kikelet children.

he had the best time travel sequence. The heart-to-heart talk between Thor and his mom is way better than Tony meeting his dad
unless you hate your mom

>THOR IS REAL, DO NOT MOCK HIM BRO

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not to mention that he gave his kingdom to a black WOMAN

I find it stupid that they made the joke of his mom being the wisest when his dad literally traded his eye for it,

Should have given his kingdom to black men if they wanted it to reflect the real world.

White people are being displaced and bred out at an irreversible rate and there is NOTHING you can do about it lmfao

Now sit around and play fortnite like your pathetic white people gods

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Thor didn't have any baggage about his mom in Ragnarok, whereas Tony had a lot of baggage in Civil War. Yet the Howard scenes had less impact to me too.

a kingdom as big as a fishing village in the middle of nowhere

Doesn't that just mean that the people who worshipped him for thousands of years were retarded?

Like, explain why I should have respect for nordic mythology?

he couldn't face his mom because he feels he is a fucking failure for not killing Thanos and even after killing him doesn't change anything

Wow bro, bigotry much? This is a religious thing to them, show some respect.

Must be depressing to hate yourself so much

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based

don't most of the pantheon religions exist in capeshit?

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Actually, in pagan he just big ginger bearded guy who lazy as fuck and leave everyt job to his fucking hammer.

>Post this Image in anime weebsite
t.retard

I haven't seen Avengers: Soigame, can anyone tell me what the FUCK they did to ruin Thor? Wasn't be punished this time around, out for vengeance, you know, after losing everything?

They made him a fatty.

Stay salty, capefaggot

Why does this Söyjak have hair?

white nat pagan larpers can seethe all they want, odin welcomes everyone

Mannebarn gå vekk

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>your ancestors
>implying

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>le meme image

Should Hemsworth be added to the list?

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UMM CUS HES A FUCKING WHITE MALE??

DISGRACED AND ERASED!

LIKE LUKE SKYWALKER
DISNEY LEAVES NO STONE UNTURNED

>CHECKS 14M ALTERNATE REALITIES
>THE 14MTH +1 WAS WHERE EVERYONE LIVES
BRAVO STRANGE YOU LAZY SHIT

him and renner for sure

My mom is legitimately a petty retarded cunt but that scene was still kind of meh.

>can't beat a metal man

lmao "god" apparently

We Waz Vikangz

nordcuck larpers are a joke anyway

This post would piss me off if it didn't come from an azn lmao

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>My ancestors worshiped God
God or Yahweh was originally just a mountain god worshiped by some goat herders with dumb rituals.

The fact that you believe this shit is rather pathetic.

>tips fedora