Is this what Seinfeld would have looked like if it was made today?

Ipad jerry

only to find out he got a small dick

daPi teg yrreJ

Borrow car
Call uber
Jerry car
But who was phone?

newman incel

jerry get ipad

jry gte ipsdfwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Elaine: he had a goy dick.
Jerry: goy dick?
Elaine: goy dick.
Kramer: *slaps hands loudly* GOY DICK, JERRY!
Jerry: *clenches fist* goydick!

What would Curb Your Enthusiasm look like if they made it today?

They still do make it today

Was getting these Reddit-tier replies part of your plan?

Jery ipad

Of course!

Kramer and Elaine are spot on.

Name a single show on TV, that has ever had characters dress like that.

just 1. 1 single show.

Youre old grandpa, and irrelevant.

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Low IQ /pol/ poster detected

What is your endgame with reposting this every other night?

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Kramer would look the same as he did back then ironically

workaholics

that was actually pretty spot on.

jerry would look like this

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kramer gets banned for saying nigger in fortnite

then has to go on twitch and apologize

>Jerry in chat spamming "it's not funny"

>elaine repeatedly fartraped on train

>Jerry calls an Uber
>Kramer pulls up
>In Jerry’s car

lel

George creates a social media service called Chirp where you only get 20 characters, no emoji

Kramer makes thot accounts on tinder

5/5

While dating a barista, Jerry is inspired to improvise a routine onstage directly correlating every gender to a coffee drink. He is banned for life from Starbucks.

yadda yadda george yadda yadda tranny

This one's good

>muh /pol/
I found it funny.

Jerry and his new gf post a face-swapped pic to her Instagram
George finds himself strangely attracted to the gf's body with jerry's face and is deeply troubled but can't stop looking at it
Meanwhile Kramer turns his apartment into a marijuana dispensary

Kramer goes on Joe Rogan

George gets metoo'd by a coworker, Ellen brags about how often she gets harassed, Kramer thinks it's a good idea and starts running metoo scams on various people

No. People who dress like that cant afford that lifestyle.
They just be sitting around smoking dope the whole episode collecting welfare cheques. Maybe Kramer would make sense in that outfit but thats it.

Kramer hatches a plot for a Yelp review extortion scam, calling up restaurants and threatening to leave a negative review unless they send him a free meal
His plan runs into problems when George, who has been really into CBD oil infusion drinks, spills his drink on jerry's router
Kramer needs to find another wifi without telling Jerry, or Jerry may be upset as he has been experiencing slowdown and didn't know why
Kramer must trick Newman into giving up his wifi password so he enrolls Elaine to get it from him
Elaine demands half the food, and wants him to order from the new Avocado Toast place because she's really been wanting to try it
Kramer begrudgingly agrees and she gets it
Delivery comes and it's Babu, now a recent refugee, and recognizing Elaine as Jerry's friend throws the food out the window
Restaurant tracks Newman's ip address and gets him banned permanently

"This is really it, Jerry! HO HO!"

"What's it?"

"I was always a sexual persona non grata, I never really expected anything different. But this is the end, Jerry."

"The end of what?"

"It's Stacy, Jerry."

"What about her? ...persona non grata?"

"I was just over at her apartment. We were on the couch kissing and started getting into dirty talk..."

"Love the dirty talk."

"...and she's really into it. Before you know it we're telling each other all these naughty things, I want to do this, I want to do that."

"So, what's the big deal?"

"Out of nowhere she started talking about how she's been watching a lot of...interracial porn recently..."

"Yeah so? It is 2019, George. Some people are into that."

"People, ha. Well...she said..."

"Yeah?"

"She said she wants to cuck me, Jerry. She wants to turn me, George Louis Costanza, into a cuckold! A cuckold, Jerry!"

"A cuckold, what's a cuckold?"

"A man who watches another man...you know..."

"Yikes. Well I mean it's just an idea. It's not like you have to do it. Tell her you're not interested."

"Not interested? Look at me, Jerry. I'm a short, stocky, bald man. This beautiful girl is asking me seriously to do dirty kinky sensual things with her and I'm supposed to say no? Who am I to say no?!"

"Then I guess you're just going to have to get used to being...what was it again?"

"A cuckold!"

"Right, right. I guess you're just going to have to get used to being a cuckold."

"If I make that leap, Jerry. From what I am now, to that. There's no coming back. I might be a loser but at least I occasionally trick some poor girl into having a night of passion she'll immediately regret. If I go down that hole and become a cuckold, I cease to exist as a sexual entity, don't you see? That's it for me, Jerry."

"Well you've got quite a conundrum there."

"George is getting upset!"

*Elaine walks in*

"What's wrong with you, George?"

"Oh he's upset because Stacy wants to cuckold him."

"So what? I cucked a guy once."

Alexa call Uncle Leo