Me :)

me :)

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whats ur point?

not a single character on that list I wouldn't jack off to including the wojak

your time is up thot

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>picture of ryan gosling in bladerunner
wow he is LITERALLY me!

>tfw no goth gf with big tiddies, thick thighs and a huge, jet-black bush

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the indie hipster girl does not idolise the goth girl wtf are you on?
also
>not wanting an indie hipster gf
fag

I’m gonna need a quick rundown on this jmage

>tfw goth wife with all of those
I swore I'd never get married but when god gives you goth gf, you make gothenade.

BURN WITCH BURN

thank god the brave cops swooped in to prevent everyone from gaining a deeper appreciation for music and internal perspective

Looks like a lineup of people and drugs seized in a bust

SENAD is the Paraguayan DEA so drug bust in Paraguay

>Deeper appreciation for music and internal perspective

Cringe. Weed is lame and makes you stupid and annoying, try being sober for a change druggie.

DUDE

You dont have to do drugs to think it's fucking retarded how militarized anti-drug police efforts are. But that's always the counter-argument I get.

SNEED?

Senad's weed and speed (formerly drugs)

I have an arthoe girlfriend and a PSA to all you incels is that it's all a larp and they aren't crazy feminists or whatever. Pic related

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If you need weed to like music, then music isn't your thing.

Post her bush

And here she is on a normal day when she is too lazy to get all artthotted up

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I want to pull her pants down in public

I dont do weed. I think a bunch of dudes with guns taking a hunting trophy shot with a bunch of hipster faggots who want to get high is the opposite of what a government should be doing.

>septum ring
That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

God bless Duerte. Gun druggies down in the streets

She doesn't even wear it most of the time.

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This is going to be hard to nut to, but I'll do my best.

>he fucks a cat
I'm calling the police

Tyranny is always fun until it comes for you.

Worth it desu

>dudeweeder is a pseud
every time

You have to be 18 to post here.

Looks like the biggest fucking tryhard. She saw some people do 'cool' things on television now she's trying to copy their look because she thinks it'll give her more street cred.

Wow girl on the right getting mogged hard

have sex but unironically

i just want a cute big titty goth gf

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pic unrelated

She's trying to be cute. She's wearing my hat here and tried to be edgy. I get lost in her eyes though

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>I need weed to appreciate music more

Probably shouldn't listen to music then

>those soulless black eyes
ew

As the ex of an arthoe I can confirm you're full of shit. They're the most inconsiderate, narcissistic, abusive people on the planet.

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You really don't. Trust me.

these girls seem too high maintenance

Fuck off, raven is the best girl

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goths are supposed to be soulless, retard.

go dilate your hole somewhere else discord tranny

>
I think his art looks better the less shading/lighting he puts into it

why do you make up stories on the internet user?

why not

>hombre de Shad

embarrassing that you would take these from that girls facebook.

Girls in general are just a larp. They try to blend into whatever group is going to attach them to the type of partner they desire. This is a conscious though, it's generally incongruous to what they desire deep down. For example an arthoe might dress that way because they think they want to attach themselves to an upper-middle class arts student who likes foreign films and seeing local bands but in reality they'd be more happy with some funny unintellectual middle class dude. Anyway, the way girls present themselves is always contrived, inauthentic, and to some manipulative end whether they admit it or not. This isn't woman hating, this is true.

this. I know a few they are all coke fiends, at least narcissistic as the normie girls, and have weird anxiety/mental disorders from using instagram too much. Not to say you should never have sex with one, but they are not exactly a long-term goal.

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so jealous

Woah, she's literally me

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EMMMMBBBEEERRRR

absolutely based

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formerly cuhcks

how did you meet?

I met my goth GF on xhamstercams

lol seriously? that sounds very sketchy. Were you a donor or something?

>internal perspective
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No I just showed up to her streams and she got pretty much no one else. I told her I would donate if I won a coin raffle or some shit. She stripped for me for free. Most cam girls are super board because they can't leave the camera even if no one watches for hours.

Marceline doesn't belong. She starts off like some goth girl, but then becomes an annoying, obvious butch dyke for le tumblr

oh damn, I never even thought about this, but it just might be crazy enough to work.
Thank you my man, congrats on your goth gf, I'm gonna go fishing for one too.
Don't know if it'll work or not but sounds like fun either way.
Do you need a webcam though?

I didn't show her my face until she started sending me PMs. I wouldn't cam2cam. there a hundreds of girls who get literally no viewers mostly due to shit algorithms and this also hurts their self esteem so they have lower standards. Imagine being a girl who yells "who wants to see my tits and pusy!" and no guy, not even creepy incels answer.

How do I find these girls?

camsites

This is an amazing realization.
How long did it take? Also, are you in north america? I noticed a lot of these low-tier girls are usually from europe or south america

Thanks mate

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I have a big tiddy goth gf irl, try to contain your jelly.

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How big is her penis?

Which of these girls did you like as a kid boomers?

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No i'm in europe, most girls are from east europe.

Perks to an arthouse gf?

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looks like a fucking tranny LMAO yikes

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you get to fugg arthouse gf

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Thats because those drugs are just financing cartels that start to strong arm the population,its almost as if they are subhuman psychopaths that have no problem killing and extorting,you damn hippie cunt,if you need drugs just to appreciate music then how can you even appreciate life?

where is that bitch with zombie killing t shirt with big ass tits
i want that as my gf jesus fucking christ i miss high school with all the emo goth and scene girls

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
with the cool Salem puppet

pusy

Girls with cynical, deadpan personalities don't exist. They may pose like that for instagram photos sometimes though. You can't find a girl who'll just complain about everything with you. The best you'll get is some boring sentiment you've heard a 100 times. Some shit like "school is a mind prison maaaaan" at best.

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T b h thats like 95% of women...

Where

(You)

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>faceblind for cartoon faces

I... I had no idea autism could go this far

There's a price to be paid when you land those "le quirky/goth xDDD" girls. 99% of the time they have issues and guess who gets to be punching bag and deal with it.

what?

>doesnt show her tits

Girls with issues are cute and feminine so long as they aren't slut issues.

This is actually completely untrue. I've dated a girl for about 2 years who loved to complain with me about other people. She had about as many friends as I did (like 1.5) and we loved to talk about how shitty everyone else was. It does exist, but it's usually smarter ones who don't get as much attention.

>nose ring
No, thank you. I'll pass.

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I was really just fishing because I have no clue

They aren't called arthoes for nothing

Good to see such honesty on this christian board.
Have a blessed day friend

>teleports behind u
>heh, nothing personnel, kid

I dunno what you call them and I don't care as I do not care to look at them.

This

I went out with one for a few months

They tend to have a veneer of liberal shit but they ultimately don't care much about it. They tend to be just girls who need some direction in life from a stronger-willed dude imho

No honey. None of those characters are men.

all but 2

sweet sweet gothenade

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why me pp diamond?

cause da joos

yummy

I'd like him a lot more if his comics didn't all end in ass eating

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