You have pic related in your hand and 5 seconds to think of away to defeat Thanos without sacrificing yourself

You have pic related in your hand and 5 seconds to think of away to defeat Thanos without sacrificing yourself.

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"destroy thanos"

>Hey Dr. The Hulk, catch!

kill thanos

"make me and all my allies invincible"
*snap*
"okay, kill thanos and all of his minions"
*snap*

I rather snap all the jews, negros and race-traitors away.

sniff his pits

>gauntlet is intercepted
>universe erased
Great plan.

I wish all purple fuckers named thanos would no longer exist

I snap 1000 Elizabeth Olsen's into existence, creating a harem who all jerk me off telepathically. Thanos drowns in my jizz.

The end.

Get muh glove to the person who can survive its effects (Academy Award winner Brie Larson)

become immortal

The power of the stones is what killed Tony. Do you think he wished “kill Thanos and his army and then mortally wound me”?

>hulk was standing next to me the entire time
Heh, nothing personnel

Using one stone is more than enough to destroy him.

I wouldn’t snap thanos away, he’s the archetype father for humans. I would, instead, snap every jew from planet earth and any other livable cesspool.

use the time stone to turn thanos into a baby.

Use the time stone to za warudo thanos

>*snaps all the jews*
>*dabs*

why didn't doctor strange just do that in the first movie

"make me strong enough to snap twice"
*snap*
"destroy thanos and his goons"
*snap*

I'd wish for more time to think.

call luke cage

I tell Thanos to leave me alone
I then make myself insanely attractive, give myself an gigantic penis, and then create a harem of hot girls
I then use the time stone to put myself in an unending loop of sex and cocaine

I didn't mean to say an, I'm really dumb. I would also use the gauntlet to make myself not retarded.

Thanos, I've come to bargain

I make the wish for Thanos to become a cock hungry cum slut and have the Avengers run a train on him before opening up a website called Purpled where its none stop 24/7 Thanos being a cum whore until he is more cum then man.

I will make a profit, defeat the enemy, and be hailed as a hero for gay rights making it impossible to defeat me.

Why didn't he snap to be immortal then snap to kill Thanos? It'd take only two snaps

Erase brie larson
*snap*
Erase thanos
*snap*
Mortally wound me but make me go to waifu heaven
*snap*

Why didn't Thanos just wish that his plan was unstoppable and irreversible

Why didn't Thanos just wish he was invincible

Why didn't Thanos just wish away the Avengers

Why didn't Thanos just wish for infinite resources

HOLY FUCKING BAAAAASSSSEEEEEEDDDDDD

okay, now this is epic

Molest him. It's well known that sexual assault triggers three responses: fight, flight, or freeze. Basically a one in three chance that he'd actually attack. Otherwise he runs away (ok, I win there) or he freezes up so I can continue to jerk him off (win again). afterwards I can defeat him.

Becoming the god.
Thanos is still alive, he is not a threat to me anymore, kek.
Easy.

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Freeze he's ass with reality stone,Blast it with the power stone and be heralded as a hero

holy fuck based

You've snapped twice, you're now dead

>You have pic related in your hand and 5 seconds to think of away to defeat Thanos without sacrificing yourself.
fly to the time machine ant man has in his car

Mind Stone. Make Thanos and his army have a change of heart.

You die from the first snap. Your allies win. But now invincible some of them (like the ravagers and howard the duck) become drunk with power and start terrorizing the universe and cause more death than Thanos with his snap. Good plan

make my dick 160inches and buttfuck him

Take myself into the future where Earth is a utopia and all the fucking idiots are gone

Wait if I have the gauntlet why would it matter if thanos is alive