>Coca-Cola was a beverage found at Black Spire Outpost on Batuu. It came in spherical "orb" bottles, with its brand name and the phrase "Original Taste" printed on the side in stylized Aurebesh.
>Galaxy's Edge is not only a theme park, but it's also Star Wars canon now.
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IRL corporate products are now officially part of Star Wars now. Star Wars is fucking dead. This is the retardest timeline.
COCA-COLA IS STAR WARS CANON
Henry Wilson
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Alexander Smith
We clown wars now
Aaron Powell
HONK-HONK
Ian Baker
>Luke have I ever told you about Coca-cola? Coca-Cola was a beverage found at Black Spire Outpost on Batuu. It came in spherical "orb" bottles, with its brand name and the phrase "Original Taste" printed on the side in stylized Aurebesh. Unfortunately the taste suffered when they stopped putting cocaine in it. It was a good soft drink.
Grayson Johnson
based honk poster
Camden Ward
thats just there so they have an excuse to show it on big screen right?
Jace Clark
>"Admiral."
>"Uhhh y-yes Lord Vader?"
>"Get me a cold refreshing bottle of Coca Cola™ Exotic Mango."
>"Sir? W-we only have Pepsi!"
>"Do not try my patience admiral."
Jose Watson
based. star trek pedos can have pepsi.
Isaiah Mitchell
based
Brandon Lewis
Came here to post something like this. You're a good friend, user.
Jayden Myers
Ahh young Skywalker. Have you ever tried the refreshing original taste of Coca Cola?
Michael Collins
>So then that geriatric asshole had the nerve to choke me with his mind because we didn't have the soda he liked, even though I technically outrank him. I'm so filing a report on his ass about this.
Jacob Roberts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAA
Sebastian Thomas
God, this is just like all the blatant shameless product placement that Square Enix put into FFXV. Disney's fucking desperate.
Aiden Jones
Droids eaten my credits!
Nathaniel Thomas
I'm fine with them serving coke at the theme park, but just call it something else
Eli Green
>This was your father’s Coca-Cola© Freestyle™ Machine
Ryan Murphy
could've at least spelt it KokaKola
Jordan Peterson
*sip*
Gavin Gutierrez
And to think we said product placement in Man of Steel was bad
Hudson Sanders
>canon
>at an amusement park
Ok.
Zachary Evans
Good friends
Jackson Gutierrez
*reaches for bottle*
*takes swig*
*looks directly into camera*
Episode 9 everyone
Isaiah Adams
Disney will own us all one day
Ryder Howard
bump
Jayden Jenkins
>"I find your lack of refreshment disturbing."
>"Now this is cola!"
>"Why you half-witted, scruffy looking, Pepsi drinker!"
>"Coke or Coke Zero. There is no Pepsi."
>"No. I am your soda."
Fuck Disney and Fuck kikes.
Jack Bennett
Why are you complaining about product placement in a franchise intended for children, OP?
The diametric benefit of customer-to-company symbiosis is what makes the world go round and is great for the growth of society and culture as we know it. If product placement capitalism didn't exist, civilization would collapse in a domino effect, so you should be glad that something like Coca-Cola in Star Wars is a thing, you fucking idiot.
Brayden Diaz
Not seeing the problem
Ryan Martin
>COCK COCK
probably should have just retconned Aurabesh
Connor Young
>no obvious ride markers
Maybe the 3 hour line will be a hint
Nathaniel Rivera
>nu/tv/ claims this is canon but the new movies aren't
yawn
go back to /rlm/eddit
Carter Bailey
I go "No Master, I'm not on the dark side, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know. Why don't you get me a pepsi?" He goes "NO, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE". I go "Master, I'm okay, I'm just thinking". He goes "IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM, BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS". I go "Master, just give me a pepsi, please, all I want is a pepsi," and he wouldn't give it to me. ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, JUST ONE PEPSI AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME. JUST A PEPSI.
Parker Flores
No, Disney claims this as canon, after wiping the EU clean.
Eli Rogers
>tfw you remember this franchise was doomed the moment they sold it to Disney
>tfw you gave away all of your memorabilia for sick dosh after that and warned everyone
>tfw everyone is languishing in misery while Im enjoying the downhill spiral
Joseph Howard
>a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
>coca-cola existed
Nathaniel Murphy
It's over, Anakin. I have the Hi-C.
Aiden Richardson
This poster is retarded
James Scott
Brandon Reyes
based and breastpilled