Saturday night

There is a 13 inch non-white cock in her ass as we speak.

Taking care of my brother's dog while he's on vacation.
Pretty comfy, he's got a nice apartment.
Gonna play some Smash bros and then watch Flowers of St Francis.

no money, no friends
i can tell that i make strangers uncomfortable
its best to just not go anywhere

This is probably the worst place to do it.
Go on Omegle or something.

To remind all my friends on Yea Forums that there are
>only 34 days until Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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Holy based.

based

I'm boutta finna move to a new state nigga savin that paper

DUDE KEK
SHE'S PROBABLY BEING RAVAGED BY A GORILLA AS WE SPEAK!

It's Sunday morning.

Why aren't you in church?

It's 4am but I'm on my way

I caught the police commissioner sir

You're a good friend

listening some records before monday.
monday is where i have a date with my second lass

My crush stood me up, AGAIN!
Fuck that bitch.

And you brought him down here?

To post gay shit

so what are you supposed to do Saturday if you have no gf no friends anyways

Hungover as fuck and shitposting is comfy

IM A FUCKING LOSER

THERE I SAID IT. HAPPY NOW?

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I have nothing

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I watched american psycho for the first time and it was fun

Isn’t it bizarre that there are people who can just go to a bar and connect with random people? I have absolutely no idea how something like that would work.

i have no friends and i come here for the (you's) so i feel a little bit better

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I'm a friendless kissless touchless virgin hikki NEET and have no other place where I could be

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here's one

pretty much, the concept of physical contact with another is totally alien to me at this point

Because I'd rather smoke weed, play Crusader Kings II and watched pirated movies.

this image makes me very sad and I don't like it

tried it once. went to a bar during a hockey night to see how it goes but the place was filled with grown men saying things like 'dude' and wearing backward baseball caps so i drank my beer and got the hell out

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Kind of a loner. Just hoping to meet a qt girlfriend.

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Good luck

I imagine it would feel like skin getting burned

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I have to write a 200 word essay for tomorrow.

you have a paper due sunday? for sunday school?

I ate $23 worth of Portillos and now I can’t stop farting

im masaturbating to sexual soles

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Pls leave

Lying in bed with my loving wife and kids just getting ready for a restful night of sleep after working in the yard all day

Here (You) go bro
>and then I woke up

to get dubs

>be a 28 year-old kv
>meet a cute-but-not-too-cute qt at work
>her nose is a little big, but she's otherwise quite pretty
>she's really friendly and approachable
>coworkers say we'd make a nice couple and tell me to ask her out
>think this could finally be my chance
>psych myself up to ask her out (this will be the first time I ever ask a woman out)
>check her Kikebook
>she got engaged literally days after we first met

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life is suffering, death is freedom

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tfw can hear all the happy people outside my apartment going out and having fun

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>$23
Man that’s pathetic I nearly doubled that an hour ago. Chocolate cake shake, big beef and cheese fries bitch

Im an incel

That’s it? Are you talking pesos?

why do you spend so much time thinking about black men's genitals?

based

god i wish that were me

thanks anons

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What surgery?

I just saw Avegerns Endgame with my gf, now we are home and she is stroking my cock slowly.

Without Yea Forums would you kill yourself?

never change user

Not too ba-
>reading comic books
Do people unironically do this?

probably

How big is your benis?

You should run out there and say to them "HEY GUYS I wanna party too, lets rock this place!"

Pics

8.4 inches
thick as a can of red bull

LONDON
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OKay

you told this yesterday dickhead

She's cheating on you.

I'm getting it out of my system. Tonight is the final night then I'm dabbing on the haters.

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Sounds comfy. Make a decision to do one productive thing tomorrow and you'll feel a lot better. Today I
>woke up from a dream where I kissed my crush
>installed another hard drive onto my computer
>moved my desk to a cooler spot for the summer
>watched demolition man with my dad
>played some world at war zombies
>didn't go outside once

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just got back from watching endgame and i was pretty underwhelmed
wanted to come see what you fags are up to

>Thanos was in Fortnite
>Fortnite is in the MCU, as evident by Endgame
>That means someone programmed the genocider of half the life in the universe into Fortnite, within the Endgame universe
>And everyone was just fine with that given the current state of sensitive vidya politics
Immersion = broken

Trying to get these discord trannies to kill themselves

alright senpai, that's the attitude

>tfw jerking off on omegle for 2 hours in the vain hopes a girl will meet you

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Remember when you left Yea Forums? Before all this, before Baneposting? You were gone seven years. Seven years I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, there's this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a qt3.14 and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to go back to Yea Forums. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except baneposting and waifus. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.

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>tfw finally over the flu
>tfw spent 7 hours on Yea Forums and 4 hours doing work
Feels based

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I like you guys even when you obsess over capeshit. I just wish you guys were more constructive. I just watched End Game. It was alright.

I got stood up by a girl who said she was gonna hang out with me but she went with someone else instead. Also I watched Blade Runner 2049 today. Coincidence?

Did you scream like based K? Also, Bad luck dude. Being stood up and the wait sucks.

where the fuck do you even find people to do anything with
>everyone at work on average is 25 years my senior
>at college everyone is anti-social
>any free time I have i'm doing chores, homework, or trying to desperately decompress and unstress myself by watching movies or youtube videos until I pass out
I've come to realize real life is nothing like movie scenes depicting college or work life. I'm lucky to talk to more than 2 people on an average work day.

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user's recovering from having my huge dick pulled out his ass (formerly blownout)

the people you saw it with are right though

Because I still don't have a pony gf

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