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Azor Jon
Azor radmure
Azor is known.
SAVE ME
Bend the knee for your new queen (male)
is this the funniest scene in the whole show?
the whole exchange is just laughable.
SHAHSHA PLEASHHHHHH
bros...
What would be worse
>Arya having killed Edmure without realizing they were related
>Killing him because "we can't trust him sansa"
>Nobody mentioning Edmure again
Azor Boar
what happened to the tree niggers, are they all dead now or what
1st for Bessie
Predict who dies tomorrow.
strawpoll.com
strawpoll.com
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guaranteed deaths: dany arya bran night king jaime
not guaranteed but probably dies: beric greyworm missandei jorah gendry
not guaranteed but probably safe: lyanna gilly samwell royce brienne podrick davos sandor tyrion sansa varys tormund edd
guaranteed safe: jon
r8
Who is this milkpig?
>that makeup
Definitely a tranny
>Obligatory Instagram thot makeup.
brehs what if he dies tomorrow?
No, they're in a bunker in the Neck waiting for NK to wipe out humanity so they can hit the red failsafe switch on his back.
well all the other good characters have died so he may as well too
Threadly reminder of the official world map of /got/.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
I'M SURROUNDED BY BANNISTERS
jaime will not die, not before he realizes he fought alongside not one but two targshits lmao
first for Sophie's bum
whens varys going to be relevant again?
>those non-interlocking continents
Yep. Looks like typical GRRM attention to worldbuilding detail. Checks out.
Nobody mentioning Edmure is the best outcome. He would have just been flanderized and ruined by now.
Why are some islands circled?
lies
why is he so skinny?
Where is this even from
>guaranteed safe: jon
based and jonpilled
it's a border
Grey worm probably dies given he made a promise to missandei (or missandei dies)
Gendry probably dies because he fucked Arya
Brienne might die, with "I die a knight" last words or something equally cringy. I considered Pod dying so Brienne can go "I'm a knight but I couldn't save him", but they don't have enough episodes to do character shit.
Beric probably dies because no one cares about him and they gave him airtime.
Theon dies because he swore to protect Bran.
Lyanna and Gilly might die, or Samwell dies protecting Gilly.
That's my prediction, but for my wish, Sansa/Dany/Jon/Tyrion/Brienne/Pod/Lyanna
>for this next scene ma'am your son will be sucking on this ladys titty
what did the fuck did they mean by this? was this scene necessary?
also: pornhub.com
>LE BALLESS JOKE PUNCHLINE
he won't, i'd be very surprised if he survives next episode, one of the worst character assassinations on the show
Stannis is a retard
He can't hold on to the food very well with his fake hand.
when you rewatch from season 1
He can't die before killing Cersei.
Even when """Jon was dead""" they were using him to promote the show. They're not even hiding how much they're sucking his cock.
>fuck lysa
I'd rather have her breastfeed me
Then he dies in the arms of the woman he loves
DEHS ONLEH WOON WUH DAT MATTAHS. DA WUH IN DA NORF. AHV SEEN DA NAAHT KENG.
he will be relevant again once king jon exposes him for the BLACKFYRE SHIT THAT HE IS
and then he will be executed....no more blackfyre fucking SHITS polluting the known world
With luck, at the end of the series when he can be used as a spymaster again.
He'll probably have another two eunuch jokes with Tyrion then fall down some stairs or something
really get a sense of how plain she is
she fuck black guys?
why is dany so retarded?
why is sansa so ugly?
why is jon so small?
why is arya so edgy?
why is bran so autistic?
why is tyrion so useless and unfunny?
why is lyanna such a meme?
>kate dickie
>gets dicked on screen
nice
*Fake titty
Also it's to show he's a gross, coddled little shit, and Lysa's a nutbag
>why is dany so retarded?
>why is sansa so ugly?
>why is jon so small?
>why is arya so edgy?
>why is bran so autistic?
bong genes
she has no type. white, black, brown, asian....she's a fucking whore that fucked half the uk.
Lindsey Pelas. As a reward I want a good reaction image
literally all white girls do, at least once. What do you think all those lockets they wear around their necks are for? It's their "little secret". You'll probably die never knowing a woman's affection, but in the rare event you do, just know that she's fucked at least one black guy - probably in a random hookup - and she'll never admit to it.
Will best girl survive tomorrow?
she will end up being davos cock slave at the end of the show
No, she made retirement plans
She'll survive the white walkers, but she wont survive the systemic racism of Northerners.
I wonder if that boy got bullied for this scene.
Also, was that a prop or her real boob?
Jesus this must be so awkward to film and to live with
no
Best girl already got written off for no raisins.
>Northern army is crushed
>Army of the dead marches south and halts in the Riverlands near the inn at the crossroads
>NK and walkers go in to check for survivors
>none
>NK sees a now cold pie and decides he'd like a snack
>Bites into it and swallows only to look down and see shards of obsidian in the filling
>He shatters and destroys the entire army and all walkers
>Hotpie walks out cleaning his hands with a rag
>Turns to camera "the secret is you gotta brown the butter" winks and walks back to the kitchen
>roll credits
>At only forty-nine years of age, he had become so morbidly obese he could not walk anymore, making many wonder how his last mistress could endure his embrace. Aegon died a horrible death, his bloated body so swollen that he could not even lift himself from his couch that became covered in his feces. Aegon's limbs were rotting and crawling in hosts of flesh worms.
Did he legitimized all his bastards cause he was high or mad?
>Even when """Jon was dead""" they were using him to promote the show. They're not even hiding how much they're sucking his cock.
Well, Jon is the literal song of ice and fire
>He can't die before killing Cersei.
Unless, they have Arya take Jaime's face so she gets to kill Cersei
That whole episode is one of the most retarded things I've ever seen put to screen.
Like bad fanfic.
At times like these I wonder where is my plot-line stretcher..
What did she smell like after not bathing for months?
Would the Iron Islands be a save place to be during the walker invasion?
She will be a deus ex machina and safe Bran when they are on the run after the next episode. She will bring him to the Isle of Faces, while all the others flee to King's Landing.
for the lulz
keked heartily
Like pure tomboy sweat and raw sex.
Gods I wish, maybe her father pops up too.
Getting sick of all the "that nude scene was a body double" brainlets in these threads. Only time was confirmed was Cersei doing the walk of shame.
NK has dregen so no
He's a Targ, it's pretty self-explanatory
The perversion of the uuhhhh judeos knows no bounds
it wasn't a body double but they did use cgi to remove her nipples.
NK has bigger targets
SOMEONE OUGHT TO FETCH ME THE QT STRETCHER!
why are the best women on the show barely used
>Like pure tomboy sweat and raw sex.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LEAK
UHNKUH BEND-CHUO
HAOW?
HEHE
I think that the absolute best is Meera, but Ygritte was my second favourite, other than that Bad Pussy was hot and Brienne is a nice character, the actress is attractive to me but I think she's objectively ugly.
What are some other best women for you?
>libcucks get off by deluding themselves into this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are completely wrong. Only a small amount of white women fuck niggers, and they are usually fat white trash who cant get white men.
fuck...i forgot about that scene. how does shit like that end up in hyperbudget productions like this?
It's okay, this is how Missandei was made.
So basically the average bernie welfare cuck
This video was sad.
No one recognized her.
No one they talked to watched the show.
Despite her positive energy, she didn't have anything funny to say.
I should be titled: "Emilia Clarke dresses up as Jon Snow, and no one cares."
Walkers can survive underwater IIRC so it is possible they could just shamble across the ocean floor if they wanted.
Check this out guys m.youtube.com
When was that established?
Why is there two /got/ threads...
meera and bad poosy obviously, karsi, margaery and missande, thosei are my favourites
What if an octopus grabbed the nightking and put a big tentacle up his anus?
he's not. how fat are you lmao
Other one is a Blackfyre thread ignore
>You'll probably die never knowing a woman's affection
I like how you used 'affection' instead of 'love'. Even white knight cuckolds like you understand that women don't love anyone but themselves.
Can't vouch for Margaery, she was incredibly plain looking, I think that both Myrcella actresses super mogged her.
should i wank, lads?
"Dead things in the water" Some chapter in ADWD
No it lowers T.
Aye, to some Meera pictures maybe a Tomboy doujin preferably not NTR.
She is a translator in a continent where everyone speaks the same language. She is more useless than Sam Jr., hasn't had a single good interaction with any other character and won't even get her tits out anymore after Grey Worm dies.
She is better off dying as well.
>The /got/ janny song.
youtube.com
Why did Catelyn allowed Tyrion to have a trial by combat? She didn't want him to either die (at that time) or to be set free.
Look, Mom! I did it!
He was unsatisfied with his son Daeron and probably wanted to fuck with his succession but most importantly were the rumors that Daeron was a bastard of Aemon the Dragon Knight. He knew Daemon, Aegor, Bryden and all the women were his.
Also, legitimizing them meant profiting off their marriages. Daemon married a Tyroshi woman and Aegon IV wished this would give him the Tyroshi fleet.
Can't fuck niggers if there are no niggers in my country.
Or very, very few.
To the level I haven't seen one in over a decade.
It's not a choice, by law if he publicly requests it he's entitled to it
That implies the battle actually starts tomorrow and not next week.
I don't get why this mod adds book shit in, for example you can't play bear loli unless you do ultimogeniture even though she's the only one other than her mother who has a character picture. She doesn't even have special traits.
she has a weird face that i find attractive and i like her charisma, i didn't like either of the myrcella actresses 2bf
>milk mommy was running that show and she wanted him dead because CIA would have wanted it so
I would if I could, but I can't so I shan't
Best casting in the entire show. She has that earthy, eccentric, kinky look (which they accentuated) that made her actions plausible.
the guy singing has a very punchable face
He's a Janny himself.
not entirely perfect, she's a landwhale in the books
In The Battle of the Bastards, why did Davos lie to Tormund and insist he never saw "actual demons" after basically saying Melly Sanders was a demon whispering in his ear, when he actually did see actual demons come out of the bitch?
I lasted 8 seconds before closing that obnoxious shit
>First battle on the show, Blackwater: no clear side to root for, both good, bad and neutral characters on both sides.
>Last battle on the show, Winterfell: good vs evil
yaaaaaawn
Did Quasimodo Arya kill her 10/10 Frey Pie aunt and her little baby cousin???
WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGAS
So every prisoner can demand a trial by combat at any time?
if Beric, Bronn, and him dies
that's it for me
I always thought that trial by combat was fucking bullshit , someone like jaime or arthur dayne who were unbeatable in combat could get away with everything just by winning a fight to the death.
I think that this show has very good casting overall.
I think that the song is good but not this cover, I didn't listen to it, it was just the first result. Podrik's actor sings it well enough.
youtu.be
This video starts off good but then they add a chorus and a lot of instruments and ruin it, hopefully there'll be a good male voice cover before the end of the year.
technically but they have to find a willing champion, remember bronn was only willing because he knew that tyrion was very wealthy
another prime example of the hackery of dan and dabid
They were nobility already so they would get away with most things regardless.
Pretty sure yeah, the thing being that you'd face the toughest mofo serving the lord, which was basically certain death.
YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE
YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE
YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE
Of course.
What happened to Lord Twenty of House Goodmen?
Honestly, who the fuck even is relevant anymore? There's like 4 character in total that matter at all, and all the others are around only for comedy relief or cause fans demand them to be there.
You've got to imagine how unlikely Trial by Combat works out for the person invoking it; the rarity of the act probably allows it to stay on the books. The person would have to have a friend or pay someone to fight for them. And even if you're rich, you'd have to pay someone willing to fight and possibly die against the most capable fighter the law has available, who is probably a knight and most people wouldn't be willing to fight a knight for any amount of pay.
Yes, a prisoner can demand Trial by Combat at any time. There's a good fucking chance that in doing so they would lose unless for some inexplicable reason they have a friend willing to die for them or if they themselves are a better fighter than the best fighter available to the law.
Why did they have to kill off the based characters?
GODS, HE WAS STRONG THEN.
AZOR STANNIS
WHOSE WITH ME LADS?
I'm not sure whether it was available to anybody or just people of a certain rank.
what the fuck is that giant hammer kek
why would the Night King tear down the Lannister sigil in the window only to put up the Seven Pointed Star?
Night King isn't such a bad lad, he just wants an Ice GF
The jood Davos so hard.
In the books his Faith of the Seven is unwavering.
In the show he's "well i grew up in the faith of the seven but im too cool to believe that bullshit"
Post yfw Lyanna Mormont goes into battle and kills a white walker before making a sassy quip
Wasn't the last battle the Jaime vs Daenerys one?
They had to kill all the clever, scheming characters that they couldn't outright neuter, like Margeary and Olenna because they get in the way of the meme empowered females as we approach endgame
how the fuck did that shit ever get greenlit? I can't help but wonder how many people this went by without any of them ever considering how stupid it is
He is a godly man
i hope she flosses afterwards
But blackwater was good vs evil as well , and the good guys lost
talking about the battle to come
Looks like Jontron on HRT.
Does this board accept the friki leak that Tyrion is executed for treason against the Starks in the last episode? HBO shut him down and he had to lawyer up.
where is sneed
based
Don't you know that Robert Baratheon was STRONG, and wielded a warhammer?
LIttle known fact about Bobby "Stretcher" Baratheon.
post the tower of joy copypasta
its going right off
Is Jorah the strongest Incel in Westeros?
Reminder that Gendry ran 500-600 miles in less than an hour. That makes him as fast as a Boeing. That accounts to roughly 225 steps per second, if we assume each stride is one meter.
The speeeeed is strong, Ned. Jon Arryn was right.
Was it anal?
No , you need to be highborn to demand a trial by combat, it wasn't available to commoners
even better
possibly even of all planetos
No, that's dumb. Tyrion will be killed similar to Omar as he's walking through the market by a poor who wants the ransom but doesn't realize the ransom no longer can be fulfilled because Cersei is dead--it will be a tragic death and poetic, and Dabid wept as he wrote the scene.
>White Walker attacks Lyanna Mormont
>She side steps and throws a dragonglass shuriken at him and he dies
>She turns to look directly at the camera
>"All men must die, but I am no man."
>flosses as her cousin Jorah is being brutally killed in the distance
Bravo D&D
No she was just a virgin like most /got/ posters :^)
>you are now remembering that Renly Baratheon wanted to do anal with Margaery
b- b- but King Tommen outlawed trial by combat
>Jorah about to be stabbed in the back
>Lyanna Mormont comes out of nowhere defying tropes and expectations and sacrifices *herself* by taking the blow
he was switching holes every thrust
Anyone else focus on her belly? Something about the way it hangs is sexy. It's more raw.
It's based on the books. The character portrait mod only adds portraits for characters that were represented in the show, not by importance or anything.
>no Beric
>no Melisandre
Confirmed that R'llhor keeps his children to fight the good fight
Ill post a video of me twerking if lyanna mormont dies tmmrw
The other mod was based on the books, not the AGOT one.
He's 205 fucking pounds man and decently fit for someone pushing 50. He's not skinny at all.
I didn't buy it before the first episode aired but, the first and second episodes have Tyrion getting shit on constantly by main characters, being told he's not intelligent anymore, he's a fool etc. I'm starting to think it might actually be true.
>its more raw
what a half-baked idea
Are the books and show different by a lot? When do they start to diverge?
based
FORGIVE ME MY BREHS, BUT IT IS IT POSSIBLE WE MAY SEE... AZOR CLEbane?
Look at his neck and around his jaw. It's so stringy--there's no flesh.
season 1
season 2
even if she does, i doubt it
Well Tyrion is supposedly responsible for 1 million civillians being burned alive in episode 5 or 6. So it will line up.
Remember when there was hype and Cleganebowl and such in these threads? Now they just dredge forward to that final episode as anons watch each newest episode with cynicism.
She's still the hottest character to me.
So what Houses will be extinct by the end of the series?
Baratheon, Lannister, Tyrell, Martell, Tully, Frey, Umber, Bolton... who else?
Guaranteed deaths + reasons:
Jorah - Got wished "good fortune" by Lyanna Mormont (a death sentence in this show)
Brienne - Character arc complete, probably dies after heroically saving someone (most likely Jamie, possibly Podrick)
Grey Worm - Made future plans with Missandei (bad idea)
Gendry - Needs to die to create drama when Arya is revealed to be pregnant
Beric - Will die to resurrect somebody
Theon - Character arc complete, dies saving a Stark (Bran or Sansa probably)
Who else?
Season 1 and 2 mostly stay true to the books , season 3 and 4 have some oc in them and everything from season 5 onwards is fan fiction
Literally the opening scene before the intro of episode 1.
For some reason DD decided to let a different guy of the three rangers survive and desert.
why does this website have such a terrible taste in women?
Lannister seems to be a sure thing
Ignore these guys The shows and books really start diverging around season 6, which is the season when the show caught up to the books.
who the fuck is tree niggers, is that house reed?
What? I swear I've seen characters like Willas, Garlan, Quentyn and Victarion in the mod. It was recently updated btw.
His neck is fine, he's just vascular.
And he has a large, incredibly sharp jaw. He could be morbidly obese and it will still poke out.
Arya is too stronk and independent to end up pregnant at 18
Edd. Because he serves no purpose anymore and they need more deaths to seem dramatic.
All of them. Long live House Night Knight.
such is the cycle of life. much like how we deal with every new year of our lives. we will all be season 8 of GOT my boy. enjoy seasons 1-4 while they last
Ive seen people claiming Gendry's actor is seen filming in Spain (dragon pit scene)
The people in the trees: the Free Bannermen. Yes, they're all dead.
were you hard writing this you fucking idiot? I know you were, because you typed out your fucking delusion that is not supported by data.
only houses left will be the starks, targaryens, mormonts, and some other small houses
Baelish, Payne, Royce. Possibly Mormont and Karstark.
Who is going to volunteer to represent, and then die, Tyrion when he yet again wants a trial by combat?
IgNorE ThESe GuYS
Yeah, ignore that somehow Arya was Tywin's cupbearer instead of Roose's.
Or the entire house of the undying scenes.
Jaime killing his cousin.
Beric can resurrect the dead?
This is true. Characters confirmed at the end at Tyrions execution in the dragon pit are. Brienne, Sansa, Arya, Bran, Greyworm, Robyn, Gendry, and the black woman
>tfw become full circle by the end of the series and go full bobby b, drunk and fat and miserable
House Lannister will be ruled by Lord Jaime Lannister, First of his name, Goldenhand the Just, Azor Ahai, savior of the realms of men and beasts, protector of the Faith of the Seven, btfo-er if magic woo woo degenerate ape religions.
with his wife, Ser Brienne of Tarth......lady knight.
I wonder if Arya will suffer magic hallucinations or something and see the Waif + Jaqen. Her spear contraption also isn't gonna kill the NK, probably just a random WW that will endanger a family member.
Trial by combat was outlawed by tommen
Jon wished Dany good fortune when he departed from Dragonstone
The actress aleady spoilered that she will live
Could as well be missandei who dies
lolwat
Berric has to fulfill some Destiny w´ll see
Theon probably
Those are all autisticly small changes similar to >muh elves at helms deep
There are two unknown characters that were filming there as well, maybe Harold Strickland and someone else? Howland Reed?
Jon steps up to be his champion. Daenerys chooses fire as her champion like her father did and burns Jon alive mirroring Rickard Stark's death so she can consolidate power and take the Iron Throne as the mad queen.
miserable is a choice
either way youre forgetting BASED
>muh polling data
You can't get data on something they literally wont talk about. It's a known fact that any girl who isn't a virgin and who "dates" has hooked-up with at least one black guy. They will hide this from future white bois, including which ever clueless cuck they manage to trick into putting a ring on them.
Starks are ruling. Old gods demand execution. Only when the sevens is the law can a noble have trial by combat.
tommen is a stain on the sidewalk
Season 5*
children of the forest brainlet
Why did Theon return to Winterfell when he should have known he him dying to save a Stark is the conclusion to his arc?
i see what you did there
>King was a House name all along
Got is such shitfest these days
Your conception was an autistical small change and should have been corrected.
True I believe one of them is a representative of Dorne by the description of his clothes.
>confusing trial with punishment
As if Dany would give two fucks about Westerosi law.
>berric gives Hound the kiss of life saying he still has a part to play in the war and Hound starts to respect his religion
We already have spoilers. Gendry, Beric, Pod, Ed (the Night's Watch guy), Jorah, and Sansa's assistant dies.
They lose the battle at Winterfell, and everyone has to escape.
One is from dorn by his clothes description.
No b8, be gr8, r8, don't h8, tnx m8.
yeah anyway where is jojen's father the only logical plot is summon him to proof jon are indeed a targaryen,heck not even bran mentioning it to jon,that there is some other guy beside ned when his mom die that can reveal his true family house.
>they lose the battle at winterfell
fuck , that would be kino (won't happen though cause d&d are hacks)
He’s got no dick. What else does he have to do with his life?
di they ever fucking explain how?
Final battle with AOTD is at KL how are people this dense?
how is pod safe he ded af
Cersei - the most gratuitously evil character still alive; she can't end the series as queen so she dies (you either win or you die, as she said). Also the prophesy.
Jon Snow - whole series has been him putting himself in hopelessly dangerous situations only to be bailed out by somebody else. He has a death wish and he'll finally get it.
>Night King turns everyone undead
>let's Stannis take the throne as the rightful king
It does happen. We. Already. Have. Spoilers.
FFS
Yes and no. It will not be a battle like we see tomorrow. It’s been described as an hour long thriller that is a race against the clock. Think more along the movie speed. An impending doom and guess who pulls the switch?
This is so stupid it has to be true. Like they sacrifice only minor charakters kije the cowards they are.
Final battle will be the golden company vs whatever is left of daenery forces after they win against the night king.
the battle at KL will be between cersei and the golden company, they hyped the night king too much and they will get rid of him next episode like the hacks they are
in the show they establish it in the episode they go beyond the wall to get a wight
the book will end with a Battle at the Gods' Eye, so the show should too
what do you need explained? CotF/Bloodraven took possession of him, and "freed" him. As to how he got there? Teleporting horse.
someone has leaks for ep3? post them in spoilers pls
>the battle at KL will be between cersei and the golden company
incredibly based if true
my boy will LIVE.
Golden company is killed by the night king Tomorrow night.
exactly, tyrion will blow up the city and be trialed for it, cersei will be defeated but at the cost of thousands of lives and some characters we know
well that episode didn't establish the water thing. they specifically say in the show that they can't go into the water. it's different in the books though, but that doesn't matter.
When melly comes back
Muffin tops look bad.
>D&D mirror season 2 by having Tyrion light Kings Landing on fire melting all million of its inhabitants, and then being executed.
Fucking hacks.
I wonder if that's a dragonglass arrowhead that's been lit on fire
i doubt the golden company marched all the way up north to fight jon and dany when cersei knows she can just wait for the dead to defeat them
I think the amount I saw was Tyrion kills between 500,000 and a million people.
>Unless, they have Arya take Jaime's face so she gets to kill Cersei
This is so retarded that you know they’re gonna end up doing it
>high five dabid!
I seriously refuse to believe this. The enemy that has been hyped as the endgame since the first scene of the series is defeated just like that?
Is it all based on speculation or concrete evidence?
Melisandre enters Winterfell before battle.
Edd, Grey Worm, Royce die in battle.
Tormund fights beside Brienne but is overcome.
Brienne slays many wights but is overcome, with Jaime looking on in the distance unable to help. Jaime falls back.
Beric and the Hound defend inside Winterfell as wights start pouring over the walls.
Sansa, Tyrion, Varys hide in crypts which are protected by old magic.
Gendry is killed unexpectedly by Faceless Men as the attack happens, Arya fails to save him and flees.
Lyanna Mormont and forces are overtaken.
Jorah sacrifices himself to protect Daenerys as she runs to the Godswood.
Daenerys takes Drogon and leaves while Jon and Theon stay to protect Bran in the Godswood.
Jon yells for her but she looks on in sadness and anger and flies away.
The dragon Rhaegal stays with Jon.
Beric picks up Heartsbane and sets it alight, continues fighting, being backed into the Godswood.
The Hound gets separated and disappears.
Jaime narrowly is killed but finds Beric and they team up, Beric lights Jaimes sword now.
Melisandre reveals Jon is the Prince Who Was Promised but shes unsure, but the lord of light says he must kill her.
Jon emotional refuses to, but Melisandre falls into his sword fulfilling the Nissa Nissa prophecy.
Jon becomes Azor Ahai.
Longclaw becomes Lightbringer.
Jon's sword glows a blue white color.
Jon, Beric, Jaime now in the Godswood with flaming swords.
Theon, Bran in the center.
Rhaegal behind them.
They have a final battle.
Rhaegal flies to attack Viserion.
They clash in the air, the Nightking falls inti the Godswood.
Viserion kills Rhaegal.
Beric is killed.
Theon is killed.
Jaime gives Bran a stare like "I owe you this."
Jaime and Jon fight the Nightking with blue and red flaming swords.
Viserion about to fuck them.
The Nightking parries Jons sword away and is about to kill Jon.
Jaime stabs the Nightking in the back.
the hound and jaime will also die here, jaime will kill cersei when the city is blown to shit and the hound will be fighting the mountain
The best part is he has the Lannister men lock all the gates so they don’t leave the city when the night king is flying over kL like in brand vision. Night King is trying to make everyone run out to make more white walkers
Who will be lord of the iron islands after the greyjoys are all gone?
which episode will have the cringe scene where ole Varys gives guidance to young Theon about managing life after the cut.
lmao how are you so bad at writing you can't even convince me that DABID wrote this.
Forgot to mention Podrick, he dies early on.
Nightking dies just as Viserion is flying to kill them.
Viserion along with the entire undead army get disintegrated.
Emotions.
Survivors come out from the Crypts.
They see Daenerys flying away.
Jon reveals he is actually Aegon.
Sansa is Lady of Winterfell.
Tyrion and Jaime share a moment.
Bronn appears out of nowhere with a crossbow.
About to kill either or both of them.
The Hound reappears and calls him a cunt.
The Hound kills Bronn.
Arya escaping into the woods, looking back at a couple faceless assassins.
Cersei smiling from Kings Landing.
Euron marching south with golden company.
Ends with a song by Sigur Ros.
>Rhaegar named both of his sons Aegon
I'm sorry but I STILL cannot get past this. Like why didn't Dany say something like, "How the fuck, my nephew Aegon had his head smashed on a wall in King's Landing. How do you claim to be him? Or that my brother gave both of his sons the same name?"
nice fanfic
Based and Bakepilled
Actually they are sitting back to see who wins the battle. Then they attempt to take the winner and night king and his dragon make new walkers.
House Giantsbane, the wildlings will move in there
Dude, you know these are all shit choices. Pure soi.
tormund would be a good adventure pal, that's literally the only one though
Lyanna named him Aegon
There's a shot load of Aegons in the Targayen family tree.
too based to be true
Theon has a death wish which means he's going to live to the very end.
He's practically unkillable at this point
Kek
He also likes to intimidate, and raid for funsies.
Why the fuck would they move there? They have no maritime knowledge. In all likelyhood, Tormund will (if he lives) take last hearth as the northernmost castle in the kingdoms and create the first wildling noble house.
The Ironborn and the Wildlings would probably get on pretty well, 2bh
>l-lightsaburs!!!
even worse than dnd
Can u imagine the dirty fucking smells
some evidence and speculation, we know the the night king doesn't reach kingslanding because it's sunny there, filming also showed golden company and whatnot but no wights or white walkers, they burned the kingslanding set too, apart from that, one of the writers slipped up and said the next episode will be the final battle of living vs dead, see pic related. Lastly, tyrions trial and excution has been confirmed by a spanish guy who has been leaking stuff since a few seasons back, put this all together and you can clearly see the endgame the show is going for
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This is almost as bad as that fanfic where Jaime turns out to be Azor Ahai and approaches the Night King saying "Do you know what they call me? KINGSLAYER"
incest genetics made them retards
eh, wildlings don't know how to do anything but fight. if jon survives then yeah he'll probably give a huge chunk of the north to the freefolk
Bump limit approacheth, migrate
I would imagine the people of the iron islands pretty clean simply because of their constantly being around water
I'm going to be fucking pissed by the end of this episode.......Fuck.
>it's a known fact
>no data exists
It's almost like cuckolding is a parasite that denies the host of their ability to want to procreate so they resort to outright illogical thought.
>HUR DUR NO DAT EXISTS BUT THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS ONLY AFFECT YOUR STANCE BUT NOT MY KEK FANTASY
Unironically take testosterone. Go learn to pin your ass and take testosterone. Only then will you understand how pathetic you sound. This is setting aside that you are wrong and are still carrying on your cuck delusions.
>Final face off between the army of the dead and the army of the living
>Final
well shit, I highly doubt the NK would be defeated in one episode so I guess that means we actually are gonna get a 1v1 azor ahai vs NK fight.
and you know it will be jon, the actor and stuntman who plays the night king has talked about a nigh king and jon moment that will be something to behold
too slow. new thread is here:
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Whole point is that the Gods decide the victor, and thus act as justice.
You are a sad little man.
>muh frogfu thread
This is an off-topic Anne Frank appreciation thread. Being confined to an attic and you obviously in a basement, you will never meet your waifu if you post there. Reminder that the actual new thread is here:
Pathetic wheelchair thread
True thread here
>anne frank thead
I shant
>it was beautiful thread
I shall
>Obsessed with anne frank
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