Need a hand?

>Need a hand?
>I like this one.
>There. I aimed for the head.
>Remember me? Ant-man! We fought at the airport!
>No, not like back to the future... okay, yes. Just like back to the future.
>I'm ant-man, do you want my autograph? Oh, I see. I'm not as great as the hulk is that it?
>Watch out for the idiot eating tacos in the landing zone.
>I think I pooped my pants, but I don't know if it was baby me or old me or meme.
>Tell noobmaster69, I'll come to his basement and shove his arms up his ass.
>Come on, Thor! We need you... ... we have beer on the ship.
>Easy there, Lebowski.
>I think you look great, Cap! As far as I'm aware, that's america's ass.
>HULK HATE THE STAIRS!
>Hail Hydra.
>That IS america's ass.
>Thank you for all you've done... for this country.
>Weird beard.
>So he's an idiot.
>Haven't you seen indian jones?! There are always traps!
>*slap*
>I can do this, I can do this... I can't do this!
>I can do this all day.
>No no no, I take the big one, you take the small one!
>The first time didn't hit! The second time hit them both!
>It was either him or a tree...
>Yeah? Well, I am... Iron man.
>You like cheeseburgers? I'm gonna give you all the cheeseburgers you want.
>Yeah, of course you're in charge! Hahahah! ... Of course.

Thanks, Mickey.

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I had an american sitting next to me who laughed at EVERY single one of these with the most obnoxious, ear splitting laugh in the world. fuck americans

sneed

sneed
I don't care fuck you

Jesus get a girlfriend.

>You like cheeseburgers? I'm gonna give you all the cheeseburgers you want.
wait, I don't remember this one...

the entire theater were laughing and having a good time, while I suppressed every sigh.

>Sneed a hand?
>I like this Chuck.
>There. I aimed for the gucci loafers.
>Remember me? Farmer #2! We fought at the store!
>No, not like back to the feedture... okay, yes. Just like back to the feedture.
>I'm Farmer #2, do you want my autograph? Oh, I see. I'm not as great as the Farmer #1 is that it?
>Watch out for the idiot eating gummi bears in the store.
>I think my pH was too high, but I don't know if it was baby me or old me or meme.
>Tell moeposter, I'll come to his basement and shove his arms up his ass.
>Come on, Homer! We need you... ... we have gummi bears on the ship.
>Easy there, Lebowsni.
>I think you look great, Homer! As far as I'm aware, that's FOX's ass.
>CHUCK HATE THE STAIRS!
>Hail Sneedra.
>That IS FOX's ass.
>Thank you for all you've done... for this board.
>Weird sneed.
>So he's a city slicker.
>Haven't you seen fast and the furious?! There are always fancy german cars!
>*sneed*
>I can fuck this, I can suck this... I can't do this!
>I can feed this all day.
>No no no, I take the fancy german car, you take the one made in Guatemala!
>The first time didn't fuck! The second time sucked them both!
>It was either him or a janny...
>Yeah? Well, I am... Sneed.
>You like gummi bears? I'm gonna give you all the gummi bears you want.
>Yeah, of course you're in charge! La di da! ... Of course.

Thanks, Matt.

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