SVENGOOLIE GENERAL (TONIGHT IS A GOOD ONE)

SVENGOOLIE GENERAL -- svengoolie.com

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: THE BLOB (1958)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: An alien lifeform consumes everything in its path as it grows and grows.

IMDB RATING: 6.4/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 52% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

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Tonight's Movie: The Blob
Year: 1958
Director: Irvin S. Yeaworth Jr., Russell S. Doughten Jr.
Writers: Theodore Simonson (screenplay), Kay Linaker (screenplay)


Description: In his first starring role, Steve McQueen plays a typical oversexed, car-lovin' highschooler who can't get anyone to believe his story about a huge meteor, which crashes to earth and begins exuding a pink, gooey substance. Affixing itself to the body of an old man, the "blob" begins parasitically sucking the life out of several unfortunate humans, growing to an enormous size. Problem is, the disappearances of the victims can all be explained (one is supposed to be out of town, another is attending a convention), so the cops still won't believe McQueen or his girlfriend Aneta Corsaut (the future Helen Crump of The Andy Griffith Show). Rallying his teen pals, McQueen finally manages to get the adults' attention-but by now, the Blob is consuming entire city blocks.

FEATURING:

Steve McQueen ... Steve Andrews (KINO)
Aneta Corsaut ... Jane Martin
Earl Rowe ... Lt. Dave
Olin Howland ... Old Man
Stephen Chase ... Dr. T. Hallen
John Benson ... Sgt. Jim Bert
George Karas ... Officer Ritchie
Lee Payton ... Kate the Nurse
Elbert Smith ... Henry Martin
Hugh Graham ... Mr. Andrews
Vincent Barbi ... George - Cafe Owner
Audrey Metcalf ... Elizabeth Martin
Jasper Deeter ... Civil Defense Volunteer
Tom Ogden ... Fire Chief
Elinor Hammer ... Mrs. Porter

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 26 min
Format: 35mm Spherical
Ratio: 1.66:1
Color: Color

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The Blob?!? Kino is back on the menu tonight! Let me get my checkbook!

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Anyone else remember when Sven came on at 10 pm eastern? When did the time slot change?

This movie used to come on TBS when I was a kid and legit scared me worse than almost anything else.

Fight me, bro!

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MY BODY IS READY!

Anyone else remember when you were up late at night in Chicago or the Chicago area and you saw him while flipping through channels?

He comes on earlier and earlier the more popular he gets nationwide. He used to come on at 10 Eastern, then 9, and now he comes on at 8 eastern. He's moved from late night to prime time.

CLEAR THE AIR LINES!!
CLEAN THE BOWLING LANES!!

I cant wait to see a HD special OP night vision commercial

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look at this old fart

>that theme song
>that 40 year old man pretending to be a teenager

This movie is great already.

this is one curious old man

How can I watch this in Europe?

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Unfortunately I don't know if you really can. I keep hoping someone will pull a broadcast of this and stream it on youtube or something but no one has yet.

good thing the blob didn't crawl on his pecker

Oh well gotta move to America then :)

Why is local TV so comfy?

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An extreme option would be to try and subscribe to a tv/internet provider in the USA that offers online TV streaming that has MeTv. I know Comcast offers a cheaper online TV cable package that includes MeTV. You would have to pay monthly for it but you could stream MeTV through your browser. It's an extreme option but that may be the only way to get it over seas.

I don't know, but it certainly is.

Because its free.

based Sven

I like this guy

Now that was some killer acting

Why is this movie so comfy?

THAT WAS HIS FAPPING HAND!!

Sven and The Blob? Got my yogurt and berries Special K ready.

Try the MeTV app. The play store says it can stream

I like how Sven does the transitions from movie to show. Getting hit with the rock made me audibly laugh.

Don't let the pupper see !

These are some easy going cops.

I only come here to see what movie is going to be shown this week. Looks like this time is an actual quality classic for once. One of the best.

Just got here lads, am I too late to pick up the plot?

he brings his bitch right to the danger

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One of the best intros to this type of movies. Normally they would start with an atom bomb stock footage and a narration.

slime eats fapping hand
old man couldn't nut
went crazy

Fuck this old bag!

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kino for shure

Jane is a thot that I would love to get to know.

This plays pretty much nationally right? Where are you all watching this from?

It plays nationally on MeTV. Most cable carriers across the USA carry the channel and you can get it over the airwaves in most of the US.

channel 7 - 4 on my antenna

tact lite pro!

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She is so understanding.

TERROR AT THE KINOPLEX!!!!!!!

.80 cents

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW ABOUT SVENGOOLIE

got that fucktard pupper

Same here, friend

Svengoolie fans are like furries. We all thought we were the only one into this stuff until the internet brought us together.

its time

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Tonight's my first night watching. Someone mentioned Svengoolie in the Joe Bob Briggs Last Drive-in thread and I decided to check it out since I'm a fan of both The Blob and old school scary movie hosts.

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS TIME FOR SPECIAL OPS!!!!!!!!!!!

these cops are so distraught

Here it comes boys.

that old lady put the hammer on that little kid

based Mo Howard lady

FRANKENSTEIN!!!!!!!!

Yeah next month looks like a comfy lineup

>Frankenstein every saturday in May


Boys, we're reaching Kino levels that shouldn't even be possible

BERWYN

Which one?

There's 4 total, I think Son of Frankenstein was one

MY BODY IS READY!

That little autistic shit is safe.

Just the Karloff trilogy is enough. Nice story, pretty complete. Ghost ruined it all. Universal in the 40s was a trainwreck except for Wolf-Man. And only The Creature in the 50s could have a decent trilogy that ended the story with no more useless sequels.

is Son of Frankenstein peak American expressionism?

My body can't be ready for that much kino. Fuck, I'm going to write so many personal checks next month!

DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!
DANGER!!

I'm surprised they brought lost in space back to a reasonable time. They banished it to 1 am for a while

those punks

West coast time