If you could choose, what would be the last movie you watched before you die?
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synecdoche, new york
>firing squad
Based.
Soul Plane
Chadzam
They couldn’t give the man a bigger piece of pie?
either predator or the thing
Gayniggers from Outer Space
>firing squad
I thought this only happened in china
Avengers: Endgame
welcome to utah
>en.wikipedia.org
you a smart mothafucka
I've never understood these special last meals, why would you even care if you're about to go? Did you forget what a steak tastes like?
fpbp
assault on precinct 13
>prison food or steak and potatoes
pretty easy choice if they're offering it
Four quarter pounders and a fifth of whiskey.
I'd watch Muppets Treasure Island and request death by beheading
After 30 years in jail waiting to be executed yea you probably forget what things taste like. Guy probably picked LOTR because it's so fucking long and he just wanted to live a few extra hours.
the firing squad is the safest and least painful execution method in the us
The last star wars
>safest
Are you even human? Why would you want your last meal to be regular prison grub?
Firing Squad is unironically best way to go. It's quick, virtually painless and unlike gas or lethal injections it's actually an inexpensive and efficient way to kill someone.
i'm speaking about the united states specifically so i'm not sure about the safety of a dude tied to a post in the middle of a village but it's never failed
I just wouldn't eat, like I said, you're about die so what does it matter? I guess that argument works both ways though, might as well chow down.
>3 scrambled eggs with habanero cheese, ketchup and hot sauce
>English muffin with butter and good crunchy peanut butter
>Founders Breakfast Stout
>Jaws
Classic.
Reminds me of that french jester who was gonna be executed, king asked him how he wanted it to be done and he said "old age", so the king laughed and banished him alive.
One of the Star Wars prequels.
After watching that I would welcome death
I'm not him, but I'd like to imagine my last meal would be either what everyone else gets or just nothing. Wouldn't you have bigger things on your mind? What's a steak going to do to help you face your own death?
Hanging was still a method of execution in Maryland until relatively recently
I want to destroy that fucking film
extra large pepperoni pizza with extra extra cheese and extra extra pepperoni, 12 pack of mt dew, and man of steel/batman v superman
I'd want my mother's meatloaf with hard-boiled eggs in it, her potato salad, some grilled Brussels sprouts and chocolate pudding
I'd watch Amadeus
>Ronnie Lee Gardner was executed by firing squad in 2010, having said he preferred this method of execution because of his "Mormon heritage". Gardner also felt that lawmakers were trying to eliminate the firing squad, in opposition to popular opinion in Utah,
Was it kino?
Shallow and pedantic.
>DUDE STUFFING YOUR FACE AS A FINAL FUCK YOU LMAO
He really showed the guys who took his life a few hours later
If this guy can watch multiple movies I think I'd wanna do a Ghibli marathon, start with Cagliostro and end with Kaguya, since that movie is about someone falling in love with the imperfections of earth and then having to say goodbye to it
Executed for being too based
what a dickbag
It's the last chance to fuck around with the rules, something that inmates tend to develop as they spend time in the can.
It's not about 'soul transition', nihilism about not having a last meal or even the quality of the food, it's about leeching the system for the last time. Prison guards of DR tend to push this idea foward, somehow it makes them feel better.
I can guarantee that asking to see LOTR is just an excuse to have a room for yourself that is bigger than 2x3 without having to listen to other inmates or smelling your own shit, like you have been doing for the last 20+ years 23 hours a day. Most men brake those final hours, asking for a last meal is just a sign of acceptance, others, the fucked up ones, they want it to be over, fast, not even a piece of chocolate to be had, not a single tear shed.
If you want to be avant garde about accepting your death in DR, have a final meal, make it extravagant and wierd, ask for a Playboy, some ranch, salad and a Dr Pepper, at least, you will be remembered by that VICE article about "Wierdest Last Meals, You WON'T Believe N.4" because people will not remember you, not even the one dropping the trapdoor.
The death penalty is wrong.
There is nothing "based" about wasting food and ruining the last meal offer for other inmates.
50 boxes of Little Debbie Christmas Tree cakes, 6 pots of black hot coffee, carton of Marlboro Reds. Finish everything while watching Tombstone
This is pretty decent choice
How many cigarettes is a carton?
what happens to all the poop when you die?
The Fountain
are you my grandma?
200
It becomes gold, magically.
not enough for the price goddamn
>desiring anything before death
Not that I've spent years locked up, but my self-imposed death penalty will involve starvation and sleep deprivation for a few days, right before going through with the "death penalty" itself.
How can anyone not be excited about death?
Do they have a time limit on the movies offered?
who would have an appetite before dying?
I would have ate all of this just to either explode or create a serious shitstorm after being electrocuted for one last laugh
it's a beautiful day
i don't think i'd be in the mood to enjoy the movie, but the ending is appropriate
The guards probably had a damn good feast after he was dead though.
Why would they? They've been imprisoned for years and years already. What's couple more hours?
Fine, I'll watch that 240 hours documentary then. They better prepare some good plenty meal.
>spend $144,000 per year per inmate on death row
>keep them on death row for 20 years on average
>$100 worth of food goes to waste
>omg this is too expensive guys
America, everyone
Meant for
Symbol
or
Scabbard Samurai
its also badass
Nolan batman triliogy with a whole roasted buffallo
The Pest
1 beer crate (20 bottles; 0.5l), 1 bottle of cough syrup, 1 pack Gauloises
where did you get the 144000?
Mars Needs Moms
>painless
I used to have this website bookmarked that had a list of all the executions in the US dating back to the 70s or something and it had all the criminals last meals and their last words. Some were really great, I read through them all. I think I found the site again but looks like a lot of the stuff has been removed.
it's supposed to be unlike the gas chamber or lethal injection
>directed by robert rodriguez
Imagine the future niggas being fucking dissapointed of how much its going to suck
damn dude, your life must be a comedy
did it look like a really basic html page? i think i might have it
Literally all you'd hear is a bang and that's it
Moonlight???
You'd have to start early. I find it unlikely that they'd change the date and time of the execution. I'm no inmate, so I wouldn't really know how these are arranged.
>all the bullets happen to miss your spine, brain, heart or neck
yeah id love to bleed to death while choking up blood
(((Lawyers))) need to approve it
They aren't handing out rifles to invalids
Do you think they just spray a clip at a guy against a wall? It's one bullet and it hits your heart, also there's never been a recorded botched execution by firing squad.
only one gun has a real bullet in the chamber you fucking retard, the rest fire blanks
I hate when people use "pretentious to describe things they don't like but holy shit that film is the most pretentious thing I've ever come across.
>It's quick
youtube.com
The shock of 5 high powered rifle rounds impacting your chest at 3,000 feet per second literally incapacitates you. You wouldn’t “feel” anything, your body just shuts down.
Ever been kicked in the balls or winded really badly? The first few seconds all you feel is incredibly numb, the pain doesn’t register until your mind starts working again.
Now imagine instead of being hit in the gut by someone’s fist it’s a bunch of high powered lead rifle rounds smashing through your chest from 20 feet away.
>why would you even care if you're about to go?
See, that's the thing. We will all die one day. Some of us will die in 60 years, some maybe in 6 years, and some maybe even in 6 months.
Your time is limited, so you can ask yourself "why do anything?", and the answer would be "because you're alive". As long as you still have time left, you should try to enjoy things. Whether you have 60 years left, or 6 minutes.
Yes it was pretty simple. I recall it just being called List of executions something something. I know it's on my old hard drive i just haven't been able to hook it up again yet
>wasting food
so give it to someone else
>ruining the last meal offer for other inmates
i agree it was uncool for the cops to ruin it for everyone because of what that one guy did
they do this so none of the executioners know which one actually killed the guy, and helps prevent guilt for killing another human being
I really want to see those slow motion guys on YouTube record someone being blown up by a grenade or someone getting shot in the head with a shotgun. Of course they can't do that but it would be cool to see anyway. Super high definition and very slow
You can choose to get shoot at in America?
Highest quality rare steak with fries on side, along with a bacon egg and cheeseburger cooked rare
For dessert chocolate ice cream with a cherry and apple pie
As for the movie, maybe no country for old men
I think ISIS did this.
>rare
horrible bait
Congratulations on being a smartass and not to watch anything before you die.
Joe Rogan's Eggs, and a Chocolate Vanilla shake if you know what it mean. I would ask for The Sandlot
The "last meal" isn't taken right before you are about to be sent to die.
Ordering rare steak doesn’t make you manly. It just makes it annoying to cut and eat with a big pool of blood in the plate. Medium-Rare is how steaks are meant to be eaten, you’re cringe. Also, since you pushed me, the rest of your meal is fucking retarded too. “Highest quality rare steak” because you don’t even know which cuts are your favorite, you don’t know shit about steak. Le Egg on hamburger reddit meme. (Probably want it raw too) Rare cheeseburger” because you’re obviously retarded. Chocolate ice scream with apple pie, dumb as fuck combo. “With a cherry xD” kill yourself.
As for the movies, i'll go with Nicolas Refn's autism triology, Drive, Only God Forgives, and Neon Demon.
For the meals, I would like
One big glass of Dr Pepper, no ice.
One big glass of Lipton peach iced tea, no ice.
One big serving of general tso chicken, with a side of indonesian style fried rice, aka nasi goreng.
All to be consumed while i watch Drive.
As a dessert, three slices of russian chocolate cheese cake. And a cup of hot chocolate.
To be consumed while watching Only God Forgives.
Finally, while watching the Neon Demon, i won't eat or drink anything, because that movie is disgusting.
>i like well done steaks just like father president!
what a terrible way to live
Straw man rare steak blowhard. I bet you think cigarettes are cool too.
nah, they're dumb as shit, just like thinking that rare steak has anything to do with manliness instead of just eating it because it's good
I hope someone did.
groundhog day
that wasn't my post man i just like a rare steak
>rare meat is bad for you
you a vegan?
>no ice
don't you want to enjoy it?
Medium-rare porterhouse, fried onion, grilled shrimps, and garlic mashed potatoes.Cherry Dr. Pepper. A slice of cheesecake.
I have bad teeth, it hurts when it's too cold
Logistics (2012)
Cringe and rare-pilled
Based and medium rare-pilled (good sides and desert choice too)
What a legend.
Thats a recreation, not the exact plate of food he ate.
me? i'd serve crablegs
Oh you
Thanks user
Mfw I realize how dumb I am
also, mfw I realize how gay I am
Stop pretending to be me
>the virgin injection vs the chad firing squad
Meal
>Smoked salmon eggs benedict
>Hashbrowns with diced onions & peppers
> 2 slices of fresh sourdough toast with blackberry jam
>Pint of cheap bourbon
>24oz Busch tallboy, ice cold
>Can of Copenhagen longcut
Movie
>Lady Snowblood
followed by
>Lady Snowblood: Love Song of Vengeance
Based MNMposter.
cope straight or flavored?
straight my friend
my man
Kino choice. Symbol would be a perfect last film actually
I'd probably just watch lost in translation again
I haven't seen this image in quite a while and it made me laugh for about as long as I haven't seen it.
I'd pick the longest movie in history to give me time to plan my escape.
>Busch tallboy
>cheap burbon
my eternal nigga
that's which is only about a month long plus they wouldn't put your execution on hold just so you could watch some highways and ships
THIS IS BUSCH COUNTRY
>I'd pick the longest movie in history to give me time to plan my escape.
Of the 11 men on death row in the US, 8 have been on death row for more than a decade. You'll have had plenty of time to plan your escape before the night they kill you.
Youd die before they killed you.
sensory pleasure. it's the next best thing to sex for most, but the state can't provide that legally
this
if you’re waiting until the last meal to plan your escape, you’re too dumb to let live
just request a mcchicken, you get both
I would order a Large Fry and a Soft Serve ice cream in a cone, but it has to come from McDonalds at 3am that way they could never actually get it and I would live forever.
fucking pogo, a pagliaccio to the end
thank you user
excellent taste
Fuck that guy, seriously.
you can easily see this in a rekt thread on /gif/, ISIS release 4k videos of this shit
the first good post on capeshi/tv/ in a minute
other than sneedposts
mcdonalds is open 24 hours retard
Post more last food kino guys.
>Ted Bundy, one of the most notorious serial killers in American history, was put to death in Florida by electric chair at the age of 43. He was sentenced to death for rape, necrophilia, prison escape, and more than 35 counts of murder.Bundy declined a special meal, so was given the traditional last meal: steak cooked medium-rare, eggs over easy, hash browns, toast with butter and jelly, milk, and juice.
>Lobster bisque
>Medium rare wagyu steak with mushrooms
>peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream
>McCallen 12 years whiskey
>a glass of water
Total Recall, Predator, and Conan The Barbarian. Firing squad with 308 Winchester.
Cheap, effective, and ethical.
absolutely devilish
The Kinoest
>you can easily see this in a rekt thread on /gif/
I find that very tasteless. I know this is Yea Forums, but still
This isn't Yea Forums.
Faggot.
Sir this is 4channel
Y-You too.
For me, it’s the McChicken
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. AND I DO. I'M GONNA SAY THE N-WORD
So edgy. Try saying the N-word, and you'll get ban so fast your head will spin. Yea Forums is dead. Long live 4Channel.
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
What the fuck did he mean by this?
Food: Caesar salad, baked potato, stake , 3 lobster tails, and cheese cake
Movie: Problem Child 2
the last jedi
So how do you get to watch the last kino you'll ever see?
Is it in a nice prison theater or on a shitty little TV?
how did you pass the captcha
Imagine people watching this (assuming anyone even remembers or cares about it by then) in 2115 and realizing it's just an ad.
Smoked Beef Brisket
Corn Bread
Baked Potato
I guess I'm truly a country boy.
Must be in this room while having sex with a hot blonde qt, while A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors plays in the background in HD, or no deal.
What the FUCK did he mean by this?
They show you a YIFY video on a chromebook
>Meal
Chicken fingers with toast and white gravy, steak fries with ketchup, sweet tea. Spent my whole adult life dieting. Gonna live like a diabetic redneck king on my way out.
>Movie
Heavy Metal, cranked way the fuck up.
>Execution
Lethal injection. Not like I haven't been stuck before.
>"why do anything?", and the answer would be "because you're alive".
This guy gets it.
>video on death very related.
youtube.com
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
When I see that picture, it makes me think McDonald's is fucking based.
>Medium rare entrecôte with fried mushroom and onions
>A nice bottle of red wine
>Freia milk chocolate and a can of coke for desert.
>LotR trilogy
Nice and comfortable.
>and the answer would be "because you're alive". As long as you still have time left, you should try to enjoy things. Whether you have 60 years left, or 6 minutes.
Enjoying things is irrelevant. You can decide right now to lay on your bed, go without food and water for a week, and die. Or you could decide to watch your favorite movie, eat your favorite food, spend time with your loved ones for the next week, then blow your brains out, and it would be the same. None of your experiences, good or bad, matter.
The answer of "because you're alive" is also answered by the question of "why do nothing?". Doing something and doing nothing are equally valid ways to live a life. Going on a raping spree is as justified as adopting a disabled dog in a universe where nothing has any objective reason, simply because after a short timespan, nothing matters to you anymore.
Although I believe in God so I can disregard everything I said above. But I just notice that atheists try really hard to justify their existence and actions when it's objectively completely irrelevant.
i think it was a joke about the ice cream machine being broken
entry level nihilism
Fucked it up for all of the other pieces of shit. Super based.
>I believe in god
>nothing matters
do you believe in heaven?
There's nothing except entry level nihilism. Once you get to "nothing matters", that's the end, as everything after that, literally, doesn't matter.
>do you believe in heaven?
Maybe, I don't know. The idea is interesting for sure(the idea I've built up of it), but there are so many different idea's of what heaven could be that I just can't say I believe it or not. Although there are also many different idea's of what God is, I believe it because I view God as just an all knowing all powerful being as a simple explanation. I guess if you would describe heaven as an immaterial space where your consciousness continues to exist, then yes, I believe in heaven.
How old are you zoomer?
Yes and I am so disappointed in you, Richard.
They can't give you alcohol. All of you knuckleheads listing it are retarded.
I'm Vajrayana budhist.
Only one rifle has a live round dummy. They are like 15 feet away with rifles and aim straight for the heart.
Nigger
You can get non-alcoholic beer and wine, retardo. Also, we're not really on death row, awaiting execution. We're just playing pretend for the fun of it, fishface.
maybe i am getting old but id swear original recipe doesnt taste like it did 5+ years ago
It’s supposed to be only one has a blank, but I’m pretty sure that a myth. Either way, the guy with the blank could feel it.
fpbp
Also It's Such a Beautiful Day
The Fountain, definitely
>marb reds
you're too faggoty to ever kill
Just take the injection. It'll be like donating plasma.
>you're too faggoty to ever kill
Bit that user, but I take offense to that. I used to smoke a pack of Marlboro reds every day for 8 years, and I only ever sucked dick twice.
looks good. im gonna make this soon.
Holy Fuck, are you me?
Yes, you better stay in Guatemala, Paco.
A shit load of top ramen, hot sauce and Blue Velvet. And PBR is they let me.
Sounds like one hell of a movie
Two large boneless ribeyes, medium rare, homemade mashed potatoes and brown gravy, green beans, corn, kings Hawaiian rolls, a gallon of fresh homemade sweet tea, three slices of pepperoni/sausage/bacon pizza with extra cheese and a small vanilla ice cream cone for after.
Movie: the LOTR trilogy
Nice unwarranted explanation user wow you're so smart and cool have an upboat
Bowl of ramen, sushi, onigiri, and assortment of Japanese candy to go with my studio ghibli marathon ;3c
everyone, come look at this newfag trying to fit in
good taste
he's not wrong though
Maybe one day you'll grow up to smoke Turkish Royals and learn to buttfuck sissy boys like a real man
We don't need people making useless, thoughtless posts here exactly like someone would make on reddit or Facebook. Nobody is interested or will like some stupid fucking anecdote about how something works or why something is when nobody asked for it. On social media and IRL people do that to show off that they know something and also to keep conversation moving. On Yea Forums all that you're doing is showing that yo don't understand that none of that applies here, so you just waltz in and make a post exactly as you would on any other site and its so obvious and frankly embarrassing.
ベスド アンヅ レドピルド
imagine typing all this out, solving the captcha and pressing post
Imagine putting your brain on auto pilot, making a post that you're conditioned to make only for upvotes, and then forget that you're on Yea Forums and still make that post. How fucking embarrassing.
Is that just an example pic or did they really skimp my man that badly on the lobster tail and steak? I've seen ridiculous requests. I would've asked for fifteen lobster tails.
its a recreation
Go get them fixed you fucking loser.
okay, good
I have a photoset of a guy being shoot in the head. Really cool. Can't post it here, the last time I did It got me banned for a week
11? Are you retarded? There are thousands
>petty politician hates a white supremacist got a last meal he didnt eat
>NO ONE GETS ANY FUCKING LAST MEALS, EVER
texastribune.org
I tipped my fedora to this post twice
unironically Batman v Superman, but only if they grant me permission to watch it with my friends. If not, I would just ask for anything good I missed while in prision
If you dont believe it then why the fuck did you type it
Does he really look like a guy with a plan, user? He doesn’t have a plan …
The mob has plans. The cops have plans.
You know he is, user? He's a dog chasing cars… He wouldn’t know what to do with one if he caught it.
He just... DOES things.
10 pounds of garlic mash potatoes, shitty beer and the first season of cheers
>the death penalty is flawed
Ftfy
La Grande Bellezza fucking plebeians
True. There needs to be an admission of guilt.
Jurassic Park
Bone-In Ribeye or Prime Rib (at least 16 oz)
Huge dish of garlic mashed potatoes
Side of steamed vegetables
Bowl of French Onion Soup (with melted cheese on top)
Finish off with a huge piece of German Chocolate Cake (Or Carrot Cake) and ice cream
>forgets to close his quotes 1.5 seconds after typing pretentious
>Side of steamed vegetables
Do you find them that tasty or are you going for a healthy choice for some inexplicable reason? I love steamed broccoli, but it wouldn't be one of my choices for my pre-death meal.
Nothing. If my government wants to kill me it can very well go ahead and kill me, rather than trying to make itself look humane by cooking me dinner and showing me a movie beforehand.
literally no one would ever do that.
based and... hmm... well... yeah i'm thinking extremely redpilled
Here in Texas, we did away with the "last meal" and you get whatever everyone else is having that day. mentalfloss.com
You can thank that faggot for fucking it up for the rest of us, but if you did something dumb enough to land you on death row and you were dumb enough to get caught I cannot say I have much sympathy for you.
>yeah I'd like uuuuuuu like five bigmacs
>yeah I'd like uuuuuuu to watch Amelie one last time
>yeah I'd like uuuuuuu a firingsquad, two in the ticker, one in the thinker
>yeah I'd like uuuuuuu yeah I don't need any blindfold
>yeah I'd like uuuuuuu for you to bury me deep, with speakers at my feet, to rock and roll me forever
oh really
> rare cheeseburger
Good thing you're dying soon anyway.
1 gallon of milk , 1 box of froot loops, 1 60 onze steak,1 box of mike and ike.ben-hur/lawrence of arabia.
I wish I could've personally strangled that guy to death and maybe even the people responsible to abolishing the last meal tradition.
instead of taking away the last meal request in Texas why didn't they just compose a menu of favorable items?
doesn't make sense that they would literally cook 20 pounds of food just for a guy to eat once.
do you plan on being on death row in texas in the future?
BASED. fuck every piece of shit on death row.
No, but I think that the handful of people who are going to be put to death by the state, some of whom are likely innocent, deserve some decent sensory pleasure right before they die.
I hope he isn't. Ever since Obama, Texas really started to double down on making the execution process more streamlined and qujavascript:;icker. You can thank this faggot for that: en.wikipedia.org
>The laws on capital punishment in Texas do not allow the death penalty for murder alone if the victim is over five, so prosecutors had to prove, for Leal to be sentenced to death, not only that he had killed Adria Sauceda, but also that the murder was committed in the course of another felony offense, in this case, rape and kidnapping. Leal's lawyers criticized the lack of DNA evidence supporting the sexual assault charges.
>Official court documents state, "There was a 30- to 40-pound asphalt rock roughly twice the size of the victim's skull lying partially on the victim's left arm; blood was underneath this rock. A smaller rock with blood on it was located near the victim's right thigh." There was also a stick 15 inches (380 mm) in length extending out of her vagina, with a screw at the end. Leal claimed that she fell and hit her head.
So when Obama called up Texas and said don't execute that wetback or else Mexico will get angry, Texas started ramping up production of dead niggers and wetbacks. We don't worry about storing them. This bit was funny though: humbertoleal.org
Hilarious fucking beaners, I swear. They just crack me up.
>texas
>only gonna put to death a "handful"
Dude, we have to postpone executions because we run out of poison. theguardian.com
Glad the last meal thing has been done away with
why should they get the dignity of a last meal when the criminal never bothered to give the victim one?
From what I understand you can't really ask for too much in terms of quantity, if your request is too outlandish/expensive/hard to get then they'll just refuse you and give you the default.
that's not because of the amount of people though, that's because the drug isn't being made anymore and it expires
It's not quick. I forget the study, but the states that have them don't chose the right people (it's actually pretty hard to openly kill another human being). So instead of shooting for the heart which would render cause the person to pass out in a matter of seconds, the firing squad unconsciously aims away from the heart and surrounding area resulting in prolonged pain and suffering.
Tastes good so your last time on earth is doing something not miserable
Once you have sex you’ll understand
You don't choose it for the speed, you choose it because it's a mans death. A soldiers death.
During the revolutionary war, Washington refused to allow a captured spy to be executed by firing squad as it was too honorable for a spy. He was hung instead.
They still make it. It's not just "one drug", it's a cocktail of drugs. Many of them have uses in other, more life-saving, branches of medicine.
Enjoying things makes people feel good. That is the basic explanation of that user, how could you have not understood that...
for me, it's the mcchicken. also goodfellas
Christ, imagine watching the drydock sequence from ST The Motion Picture in that room.
Jaffa calling
that would be lit if they go in real life timeline where malkovich gets really old in filming therefore the story will passed on to his son until to the great grandson.
kek finally. stop this last grand meal meme.
>Endgame
he would watch zootopia
without doubt, cognac is the gayest of alcohols
>wagyu striploin cooked rare
>Cesar salad
>loaded baked potato
>iced Coca-cola and a glass of Jameson on the rocks
Wrap it up with a showing of Thief (1981).
holy based
don't let the medium well fags itt see this post though
>make deal with the state where they can't excute me until the movie I requested to watch is over
>I plan my prison break for the next 30 days
>The Warden finds an empty cell on Death Row while I'm riding in a plane to south America
Thank you hipster Swedish film maker
You're so original. You should come to all of these threads and say that.
>that feeling of dread as you near the end of the third movie, knowing you're soon going to die
Unironically horrifying.
Why does that seem like such a natural way to go next to gas/chair/injection?
I'm not even American
because it's not agonizingly slow and painful and doesn't involve poison
You're so Reddit
My mother's alfredo linguine with chicken, my mother's potato salad, a nice deep glass of St. Bernardus ale, abt 12.
My Little Pony: The Movie
I genuinely hope I die from something like this.
Just enough suffering for death to feel like a release but not too much that it destroys your mind, family and everything you know.
Also depending on the context it can also somewhat make you a part of history.
Faggot, pls go back to the whatever shithole you were born in. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion
Wine is way gayer. Cognac is nigger tier though
I would order a nice burger and fries, 2l bottle of DR. Pepper, a bottle of Vana Tallinn and a big portion of mille-feuille and watch Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
I would prefer the firing squad directly, at that point.
Foot fetish porn
Do you live around brown people?
Hangings are sexy, but only when cute girls are hanged.
the neverending story. checkmate
>do some truly despicable shit
>get fed, clothed and sheltered for 30 yrs before being given basically a personal chef for 1 meal
Big Mac.
Mouse Hunt.
Modern Times Forever.
Full English with the biggest jug of Earl Grey they can make while watching Dead Mans Shoes.
>Hanging
>The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
For just a moment there you made me feel bad about my teeth, but then I read and remembered that 50% of people on this website are edgy teenagers that insult people for no reason
Star Wars: Episode 20
Several states let the condemned choose the manner of their execution.
whats lobster like? is it at all worth the price or just a big prawn?
Can you be executed by firing squad in the USA?
That's certainly based and a very nice way to die.
not anymore afaik
Chicken fried steak covered in white gravy, Three fried eggs with 4 slices of toast, hashbrowns, with slice of cheesecake for desert.
Probably Sin City or The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, depending on what I felt like at the time.
Different than prawn, but definitely overpriced.
why not just give it to the family of the victims instead? dumb Texans
I'd get a cake, here's the thing the cake would have a bomb and I would then escape! Ta Da!
I thought it was done because when he was sentenced to death they still had firing squad as a method. So he sat and waited for years and they removed the firing squad method, but when his time came he argued that he deserved to be executed in the manner that they did it when he was sentenced, and they complied.
ive heard it described as "buttery". i imagined it as buttery crab meat but ive never really been into crab so never tried it. also its so expensive. maybe one day i'll head down to the fish market and try some lobster but it seems like such a waste when i could take home so much other seafood for the price of one lobster.
Are there any movies about cute girls on death row?
>hurr durr serial killur guud
>hurr durr poliss dumm
based and edge pilled fellow 8 year old!
this was just some websites mock up of the shit famous people got. I think I read he got a whole pie and full container of ice cream.
Most places seem pretty generous surprisingly, some prisons have even gotten multiple forms of take out for some people.
I'd ask for a large cheese pizza, a gallon of vanilla ice cream, 12 pink donuts and large fries and a hooker I could feed it too.
Why are all these brainlets shitposting about food and executions when the thread is about movies?
never use an image more interesting than your topic
well yeah people who commit crimes which carry the death penalty are quite often not nice people
The guys who weren't the crazy guy or the black guy in the Green Mile were nice guys
>the thread is about movies?
stop derailing the thread by talking about movies.
Nothing worse than browsing this board years on end and seeing the fucking zoomer children grow to discover nihilism and all of a sudden feel the need to fellate it for everyone to see as if they haven't seen it a hundred times before already.
movie: The Dark Knight Rises
execution method: snusnu
last meal: tendies