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The "fuck off, I want a lawyer" approach is the only rational thing to do if you're actually guilty. It's pure hubris to think you're clever enough to outsmart professional interrogators who probably already know that you did it and just want a confession from your weak ass

You aint never gonna bust a move like this, steven

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a man living on the very edge

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What is this interrogation technique called?

What was his plan if it broke?

Big, if true.

Really though, what is this from?

>new

Would be funnier with a twister pad

Is this real?

Why did he do it bros?

LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKIN BOY

anyone figured out the brand yet, i need one

>No more vidya games Steven.
>You wont be able to play Death Stranding Steven
>Or Halo Infinite
>You wont even be able to watch kinos
>No Avatar 2, I know you been excited for that one Steve, we looked at your history, lotta blue alien pornos
>No Doon ethier,

AHHHHHHHHH STEPHEN HELP ME AHHHHHH IM FALLIN'

>daily reminder: he only became a suspect when he was routinely being questioned, seeing as he was her neighbour. the cops did a routine search, one of the questions they asked him led to him admitting he wasn't having sex. they found condoms & questioned why he needed them. he said they weren't his, he'd occasionally break into other peoples houses & take them, raising a massive red flag
>this is real

can someone give me a quick rundown?

Look up Stephen McDaniel's news interview and then his interrogation.

I don't know

No tilt function in prison Stephen.

>he'd occasionally break into other peoples houses & take them, raising a massive red flag
It was just a prank bro

>Stephen leaps to help him
>Chuck teleports out of his chair and guns him down

got em boys

Why didnt he say he just jerked off with them? Makes for easier clean up.

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=snVqd7tooW0

I BREAKED THIS CHAIR DOWN STEPHEN AND NOW I'M GONNA BREAK YOU

Thank you.

When they have actual evidence against you they don't even really need to interrogate.
Giving them no info doesn't hurt your chances.

You aint never gonna bend like this, Steven

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sneed

well that certainly raised my flag

this is photo-shopped, right? He doesn't actually go that low..

Someone give him a trench coat and make him dodge bullets.

This.
Give them the finger and make them give you your phone call.

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But can you do this??

[Spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]

Left leg green, Stephen.. You're fucked.

thank you

kek

Is that the guy that spoke in a single monotone the entire interrogation?

yes

i dont know

>27 years old

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The best bit is when the policeman tells him to look at him when he's talking and so he proceeds to stare at him robotically and trace his every movement throughout the rest of the interrogation. I don't know whether this was some passive aggressive thing or just pure unadulterated autism.

she looks like a 40 year old new anchor at a local station in the mid west

how did he kill her again? hopefully nothing fucked up

YUR HAYRE WUZ THAYRE STEVEN
YUR
HAYRE
WUZ
THAYRE

>Spending life in prison over this
Yikes..

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Look how beta Stephen is. He's getting posturemogged to fuck

Literally looks 45 lmao

Oh my fucking god. Stephen is my favourite person now

>That's a nice angle Stephen but check this

he cut her up into pieces
this was his last resort

Kafkaesque

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>Imagine being Stephen in that interview and having to be all like "damn, Officer, you fuckin' fine, all flexible with your plump body and horrific balding lard face. I would totally have a revealing conversation with you, both my façade and the real me." when all he really wants to do is steal some more condoms from his neigbor's room. Like seriously imagine having to be Stephen and not only sit in that chair while Officer Hick McFart flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his beer gut and greasy forehead, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that stretch. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on the PD tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, OFFICER BOB INTERROGATES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his glutton Gandolfini-esque lard fucking face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of anime dolls and later alleged murder victims for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out Law School. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his gurgling stomach as he draws it out as he bends it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity of wasting time to sit there and revel in his "real man (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal deep fried donut regimes in the previous months. And then the detective calls for another interrogation, and you know you could clumsily kill every single person in this room before the police could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stephen. You're not going to lose your future law career over this. Just bear it. Sit still and bear it.

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SUFFOCATION
CHAIR CREAKING

lol

based

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Well done.

Someone pwease explain the context

THIS IS MY DUHMENSION STEVEN

I SEE ALL REALITIES AND IN THIS ONE WE FIND YUR HAYRE THERE

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do i have to listen to the whole 2 hour interview to get the memes?

Fat dumb cop tries to intimidate a murderous autist by appearing super relaxed.

>It works sometimes. It obviously wouldn't work when they have actual evidence against you.

Don't talk to the police. If you're guilty? Don't talk to the police. If you're innocent? Don't talk to the police.

This isn't some chit chat with your parents where you can talk your way out of it. This is a serious investigation. It's time to play defense, ie stop talking, and only talk to your lawyer.

better than endgame

No but you should anyway

no, but once you start you will literally be unable to stop watching

NO MORE VIDEO GAMES

It worked for Christine Blasey Ford.

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hahaha

ill tell you everything just stop torturing the chair

>be weirdo psycho autist
>break into peoples apartments and cum on their panties
>decided to be normal, lower standards to 0, ask the ugliest girl out
>even she says no
honestly isn't too hard seeing where this guy is coming from

kek

This, although people conflate this logic with FUCK THE PIGS XDD even though this only applies post arrest. You should cooperate as much as possible beforehand without incriminating yourself for best odds

Imagine being such an insufferable Boomer that you unironically make jokes based on a Senate confirmation hearing.

>Yes.

>No.

>I don't know.

Worked for Trump too. Dude with biggest brain and bestest memory. Weird how he can't recall anything anymore.

I dunno.

Untitled. (2019)

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Imagine leaning that hard on a chair with your hands in your pockets
Living life on the absolute edge

The only thing about to give way under pressure in that room was the detective's chair

i'm watching it at the moment
does the guy literally say i don't know the entire video

>It worked for Christine Blasey Ford
No it didn't. Democrats made fools out of themselves and were unsuccessful in their goal of keeping Kavanaugh off of the bench.

The "fuck off, I want a lawyer" approach is the only rational thing to do whether you are guilty or innocent. If you are brought in for an interrogation you lawyer up no questions asked.

I don't know

That may have hurried things along, but he was sloppy at the crime scene too and left DNA evidence. They'd have gotten him eventually. Especially since he seems like a near-retard. He legitimately almost fainted from shock when told that the body had been found in the super secret hiding spot where he'd left it - in the bin outside where he killed her. Not exactly a criminal mastermind.

Should always have a lawyer because there are questions the police will ask that they aren't allowed to ask you.

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Pretty much.

It's like he's in trance the whole time.

>>You wont even be able to watch kinos
Actually they do get to watch plenty of movies. They just have to wait for the bluray releases. He's probably already had Avengers spoiled for him desu

JUST

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this one was kino

If you're guilty, it's even more reason to not talk to the police. Let's imagine you get caught literally with your hands around someone's just dead body. The immediate reflex is to try to make excuses. But you're guilty. You're not getting out of that. Instead, it's time to try to negotiate the best deal for you. You might be manslaughter, which is a way better deal than Murder 1.

>he'd occasionally break into other peoples houses & take them
Oof, he spilled his spaghetti. Could've said "just in case, haha".

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