Thank you for the franchise, we'll be taking over from here

>All the strong Marvel women are here to kick ass!
>Meanwhile Black Widow is fucking dead at the bottom of a ditch
I laughed hard

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Who's more popular than all of them combined lol

>Reddit spacing
Aha

Captain Marvel is like a humorless version of Saitama. The scene where she onepucnches Thanos's mothership even looks similar to Boros arc of OPM, except, you know, shit instead of good.

god imagine getting handjobs from pepper in her rescue suit

saitama isn't a full blown autist

SO STRONG AHHHHHHH!

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Why do soiboys hate this movie? Do they just hate things that everyone likes? At my school all the Chads, Stacys, Nerds, Niggers, Chinks, etc loved Endgame. One of my friends even got a handjob from a chick he went with. But its always the weird, loner, low-test, edgy, pale kids that no one likes talking shit about this movie. Why is that? Whats their problem?

Let's make this film happen Reddit!

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Why do they ruin everything?

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*vomits*

Yea Forums - Virgins & Incels

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Spider-Man is there because he is RDJ and Jon Favreau's Boy-Pussy.

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>Scarlett Johansson ass is gone from the franchise, replaced but ogres and black people

Any kino's about this feel?

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whats stupid is we saw her take hits from him,she didn't need any of these bitches.

By*

Neither does Wanda

Scarlet Witch did better than her and had Thanos calling for help though.

If you didn't realize this shit is Marxist propaganda yet, you are completely brain dead. You should have realized this years ago, hell even decades ago, it's not like Hollywood wasn't a den of kikes since forever.

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When I saw this, I thought of you Yea Forums, I knew incels like would get triggered.

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How absolutely seething is Geeks+Gamers right now?

its pointless they even did the callback to Avengers one and guess who was there, No powers Blackwidow

Why the fuck would pepper show up
That was so fucking dumb

It was fan service in fan services the movie, stop being a fuckin whining child.

She had already fought before in Iron Man 3.

>Mantis
>Bald black whatshername and Black pantherina
>Kate
What are these even doing here? They are literally ordinary human-tier strong. In fact, what are they even doing fighting this battle?

Kate have highly powerful suit

what's based is that hawkeye knew to stay away from most of this fight lol

Fan service more like fem service

>tfw best girl is never coming back

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Mantis puts a big enemy to sleep with her telepathy magic.

Black Panther woman fights with a spear.

she's coming back in my imagination when i masturbate if you know what i mean

>implying Mantis isn't deadly as fuck

I hate hate hate hate these fucking magic helmets that just vanish whenever it's convenient.

? I don't. Im not a mind reader. can you elaborate?

I'm ok with that if it weren't for Cap Marvel and "Hehe What are those modern Black comedy is so cool" aka Shuri

I really hope the cgi looks better on a normal resolution.

Why is the cgi in Marcel movies so bad?

Captain Marvel can blast though numerous spaceships then why doesn't she simply rip Thanos in half?

Powerful.

I can only imagine what millions of little girls over the world will feel

They feel that they, too, can be superheros. And that's awesome

Watching this I was mostly just confused why Mantis was there. Has she fought ANYONE in the previous films?

Is Captain Marvel a cunt in the comics?

She can travel faster than light. Think about it for a second. Think how meaningless the other avengers really are.

so you ASSHOLES

why is it so "cool" and okay when Wanda fucks up Thanos to the point where he begs for help, but when Danvers goes head to head with him and puts up a decent fight, you assholes bitch and moan? explain

Nope, she has some sort of charisma, Brie Larson is just soulless

This, where opm is a satirical twist cm takes itself seriously

He's a fun kind of autist, cm is the screaming at the walls kind

Just wondering how this shot came about, in the universe of a movie I mean. Did female-only superheroes just happen to converge in the same spot for no real reason, or they used their invisible walkie-talkies to gather up all vagina owners to show that force is female?

This movie made me wish I had a button to end the universe and everyone talking about it

how fast did she bring the ship back to earth? I mean the air should have ran out anyways.

Funny how all of them except Captain Marvel, were secondary characters at best

Black Widow should've been in the center :(

Why didn't the Avengers contact Nick Fury in the past before Thanos got the first Infinity Stone, tell him to call in Captain Marvel, direct her to Xandar, and rape his whole army? Thus, Infinity War doesn't happen. lmao

They should have shouted FOR NATASHA

It's based on real life the men fight and suffer while the bitches fuck off and look in the mirror.

Because Danvers doesn't have any type of character progression, she was already a Mary in the beggining of her own movie, Wanda started as a villain who lost her parents and struggled to survive, turned good voluntarily and comprehended her powers using them to the benefit the universe. Plus you can see by a mile away that Cap Marvel is a political agenda device

these two movies had a sharper decline than three decades of modern society, bravo

Everyone who cares to know, knows
Everyone else is trolling, low iq or willfully blind.

>Not a single fat womyn

LITERALLY SHAKING!!!!

>They feel that they, too, can be superheros.

I thought unattainable standards were something harmful.

Wanda attacked him for revenge for Vision. Yea Forums doesn't like Captain Marvel in general because we're all incels here. That's literally it.

That pushed it over the edge for me.
Why not just focus on the characters that could actually make a difference?

show me the suffering CM went through that compares to Scarlet Which having to kill her love.

That was fucking stupid honestly. If Captain Marvel is too powerful for fucking Thanos, the toughest character in the entire MCU, then what's the fucking point of anybody else?

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are any of them below the age of 30?

>Women are fans too
yes, of the hunky men

Wanda is a Character

Except for the nigger who shouts "wakanda forevaa"

/ourbrie/ and Shuri

if nothing else thank you for proving the board isnt sexist

>Not liking a underdeveloped character who's pushed down your throat= being a incel
I can already smell the liberalism on you

Exactly
You deserve more than this crappy scene.
seems the order came from above, make this scene because I said so

My brother watched this today and was absolutely disgusted, urged me to skip it and downaload a crappy camrip instead just to see how bad it is. Apparently they gave Marvel the Star Wars treatment.

FUCK DISNEY

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They love Captain Marvel now

Because they have the power of vaginas. Something that Thanos cannot fight against.

Captain Marvel is a shallow character with no progression. Even my normalfag friends beside me mentioned her as "oh, here comes Captain Perfect". She's honestly just embarrassing and I'm glad she got as little time as possible in the movie.

Wanda however had everything going for it. She's a believable character and lost everything to Thanos. It was an extra bonus for comic fans as well, because she's canonically strong as fuck.

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Some black lady said "That's my girl" when Wanda fought Thanos, it was powerful.

you're a loser if you watched this movie

>Wanda however had everything going for it.
Wanda is an honorary waifu

>Loyal
>Feminine
>Would give his life for his love one
>Dont give a shit about his husbando being a weird being
>Nuclear, yet beautiful

Since Black Widow is dead, I guess I'd waifu her

>Okoye is actually visible now

what rip is this?

Kek a little girl yelled "GIRL POWER!" In my theater during this scene

There was a lot of character shilling for Captain Marvel unlike Wanda. Does anyone remember the scene where Rocket (the racoon that's whole character is to make fun of everyone) talks about how awesome Captain Marvel is. The writers for Endgame are hacks and it's because they are mostly women and betas who go along with what the women say in hopes they will lose their virginity.

And Captain America is a nigger now

Why was Peter just fucking stood there wtf

Absolutely fantastic ass, that's really something to see

Thats so brave and inspiring

Captain Marvel is the cancer of Marvel comics
It represents all that is bad that Disney has brought and changed in Marvel comics
You can separate Marvel comics before Captain Marvel and after
Before the sales were good with good stories and good artwork
Now after Captain Marvel women can no longer wear leotards, be sexy
This start with Captain Marvel
who was Ms Marvel with a great and muscular body, she was happy and charismatic
Then came the order to change her to MCU and she turned that feminazi, hated by all marvel comics fans
Now Disney strip Marvel comins in two, one only for little girls.
And the arts and stories are absolutely trash
The art style looks like a children's book style for 5-year-olds kids
And Captain Marvel heads all this, since its fucking invention Marvel comics just died
The sales of this line made for girls is horrible and the sales of Captain Marvel in comics are some of the worst of Marvel comics for many years
The character did not work in comics, the public rejected it

Nah tho they made her one about 4-5 years ago

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Thsi is the new MCU

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he only knows how to be around his aunts vagina

It didnt start there, it just became impossible to ignore

Why are trannies and söyboys with fat, 3/10 girlfriends the only people to use the word, "incel"?

He was staring at their asses in those tight battle suits

Textbook projection

>Also, Cpt Marvel was nothing but a plot device

her scenes were originally written for hulk, he was supposed to hulk smash the fuck outta Thanos's ship.Mouse realised she needed to be in as CM didnt do all that well I guess.
I had no issue with this scene except for fish sticks being iron woman.

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What is the chance of the next avengers to have female ironman, black spidey and black captain america?

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>her scenes were originally written for hulk
source?

none. Tom Holland is staying for a while. Iron Man daughter is too young and Gwyneth is too old.

The ironic thing is that they fail the mission they are given.

CM sucks, but they should have made both fights more even/Thanos favored. Not because I don't like women, but because its not good for the plot to have characters that are as powerful as Gods walking around.
They made Thor fat which I guess is the excuse why he couldn't 1v1 Thanos after he temporarily killed him Infinity War with the axe throw(while Thanos had a 6 stone gauntlet). They turned Dr. Strange into a water bender for most of the fight as well. They needed to give obvious limits to these characters or overt weaknesses like Superman has to balance them.

Thanos must have a dense as fuck body.

Galactus stand no chance. The MCU is dead.

I see spidey is there so it's ok.
Spider man movies are the only good capeshit movies anyway.

Wanda’s a cool character who people like, and actually had an arc, while Carl is a Mary Sue tone deaf pandering non-character.

my wife laughed at that scene, she said it was fucking ridiculous.

>hulk flies through space to save nebula and tony
epic

my ass, my mouth, my ass

a man told her to smile you fucking incel faggot

practice the ass

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All women are whores

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Tingtingting

Sensational She-Hulk movie when?

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The CGI is fine, in fact he looks a little to much like Mark Ruffalo where there’s even the actors facial tics. Bit uncanny

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why is Brie's face so fucking fat in this???

Imagine being such an incel that just seeing women in movies reminds you that you can't have sex

Why are people so assblasted by a couple of seconds of this

The kind of feminism where women are in movies?

Reminder: 70% of the audience for Captain ManFace was male. Literally went to the movies without a girl.

the feminism killed the immersion for me

When is it not? They keep giving her disgusting close ups

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Wanda struggles. That's literally all it comes down to. Captain Marvel is just ridiculous power level and completely impervious to any damage at all apparently. Thanos beat the shit out of Hulk but she can take a head-butt from him without even moving, like she's just a brick wall. So where's the threat against her? That's not a character, that's not a film worth watching. Wanda uses her abilities to fight him and almost wins, plus she wasn't just introduced quickly before the last film like they forgot to set someone up. Seriously, Wanda could have 1v1'd Thanos and killed him and I'd have actually been more satisfied than how it actually ended up. She could have done the "Dark Phoenix" moment and just gone super saiyan on him. This is a BETTER ending than what we got because it's a character we actually know and like.

>The kind of feminism where women are in movies?
The kind where they don't stop to take a group photo of all women in the middle of a fight.

as an incel it is indeed a painful existence....the movie was pretty much untouched up to this point though so who the fuck gives a damn.

Yea Forums
>SJW Lib cucks are so easily triggered!

Also Yea Forums
>WOMEN ON MY SCREEN MEANS THE LITERAL FALL OF CIVILIZATION

>his

edgelords have a physical need to live on the edge and be contrarian as possible

That scene was there to appeal feminazis, not even women. My gf said the scene felt forced as fuck, and my mom said that real feminism was Black Widow sacrifice. All in all, this scene was retarded.

>Male avengers never posed heroically
Are you retarded?

When was every male Avenger on screen at the same time in this movie? Are you autistic?

>past Gamora teaming up with these people she never saw before and acting like they are best buddies already

The old hag of Paltrow isn't even an avenger.
The same for the anthenae chick, what kind of "help" would Cpt Marvel have gotten from her?

Don't go changing the subject because you have no answer. When was every male Avenger shown in the same group shot?
Even in Avengers 1, Black Widow was in the group shot with all the guys.

She's being dangled upside down in that scene.

You might look weird too upside down with all the blood pooling in your face

the writers hadn't intended for captian marvel to be part of the story during those time periods

>basedboys will clap at this

Okay, have this one where she looks a fucking Lego. Defend her fat rectangle face some more user, it's hilarious.

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OMG LMFAOOOOOO

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I'm not the same user you replied to. I was trying to further point out how ridiculous and agenda-driven the scene was.

>You might look weird too upside down
I'm not an actor paid to look good on-screen faggot

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Oops I see that now, no clue why I automatically thought you were him

She's not being "paid to look good" in that particular scene either, though.

She's being paid to look like she's been hanging upside down for hours.

Being female is already a superpower.

You're so right. Here you can also see her upside down and having gone through hours of torture. Her beautiful facial structure still shines through

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Why were none of you faggots mad when there was an all-girls scene just like this in Infinity War

Honestly, no. Even when she went fascist in Secret Wars 2, Tony Stark was being more annoying.

It wasn't as good as the Michael Douglas and Stan Lee de-aging, but it was pretty good.

this and them dropping whatever they were fighting to get the gauntlet bothered the shit out of me

We were, and it wasn't every single character including the Black Panther ones, it was just Wanda, Widow, and someone else.

>someone else
the black panther sheboon

based redpill mom

at least shes upside down in this one. She looked like she just got her wisdom teeth pulled out in Memegame

god damn I forgot about the whole Wanda + Vision situation

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>Her beautiful facial structure still shines through
She looks like Robert Z'dar.

he looks like hes casting tribeams

She looks perfect. Have sex.

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spiderman is my favorite marvel girl

i can just hear the "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS" during that scene wew

>WOWIE ZOWIE! RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES!

Can we talk about how retarded it is Thanos could tank Captain Marvel without the use of the infinity stones while his hand was being held open?

I don't agree with this. Up until this point we haven't seen Thanos fight where we wasn't equipped with the infinity gauntlet. He uses the power stone to falcon punch her to oblivion, and you don't see her again until Tony's funeral. Big fucking deal.

Kek I'm imagining her flying off like a smash bros character

I'd rather has sex with unconscious Captain America.

My female friends didn't like that scene, they said that it was unnecessary.

>1000 hours of guys looking cool with guys
>5 seconds of women
>FUCKING FEMINAZI BS EVERYTHING IS COMPLETELY RUINED NOW

because these guys are gay and afraid of women ever being seen as slightly equal in society

She wasn’t trying to kill him.

For what possible reason would she NOT be trying to kill him?

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ROASTIE BITCH

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Does anyone have a not shitty way to watch

wait, mk11?

Comic book reference, eventually due to her getting in trouble a few too many times Tony makes her a suit and she becomes rescue. It’s established after the time skip the she has the rescue suit. Imagine if you see that the fear your husband has been running from for years and you can help, your absolutely going to run in guns blazing.

ow. that sounds very painful. also nice trips

They wanted to capture him first.

Well in Infinity War he took several rocket-powered hits from Tony's suit to where it barely scratched his face drawing one drop of blood. I would say he's above average in the dense department.

No they didn't.

I'd say go to the theater but that would be shitty, too.

When I saw this in the theater I chuckled, knowing how fucking triggered you faggots would get at this. Glad to see you did not disappoint.

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Your mom's based af

He has a better ass too

Even my gf hated that scene. She leaned over during and just said "are you fucking serious?"

Thank you for the franchise, we'll be taking over from here

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>BASED Black Widow literally killed herself so she didnt have to be a part of this

AN REAL HERO AN TRUE HUMAN BEAN

And right after that she got btfo and couldnt participate in the fight anymore. So whats the problem again?

How is she more powerful than thanos if he beat her???

Why does yugioh always get the card he needs?

because she single handedly could've taken the entire Thanos Army just based on her feats of strength. It's pretty fucking retarded

Really because thanos fucked her up. There is ZERO indication she could take thanos once he had the stones.

>we'll be tanking over from here
spelling corrected

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>get dragged into seeing this movie with friends
>first avengers movie I've ever seen
>bloated CGI fest with massive pandering
>Girl in audience starts crying uncontrollably every time a woman has a line or is shown fighting
>eventually entire audience scolds her and tells her to be quiet
Even as spectators they can't control their emotions. I can't imagine if that woman was in battle.

>Thanos bodies Cap, Ironman, and Thor axe & hammer
>Thanos headbutts Captain no ass
>She doesn't even flinch but actually smiles

she should have never even lost that struggle so either

A. She's Incompetent
B. Thanos got plot armored

are you retarded? she got headbutted and smiled at him she was clearly stronger than him. If she showed up 10 seconds before he got the gauntlet she would've bodied her.

his dick was getting so erect with all the women around him

>bodies him

i'm fucking tired fuck off

Why were they all at the same spot on the battlefield at the same time?

Shit, that gotta suck,the audience i was with my friends was very cool and even cheered up on some really cheering-worthy moments, even the kids were respectful, but yeah my most annoying theater experiences involved women too, they really show how much of emotional messes they are in those moments

Even the girl sitting by us was shaking her head in how retarded it was.

Woman are more competitive with each other than guys know about. They don't see big strong woman like this as positive, empowering role models. They see them as competition for range of different beefcakes int eh movie that woman actually want to see more of.

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this was my biggest thing how the fuck do all the women end up in the same spot of what seems like a large battlefield.

Agreed. There are a bunch of female heroes and no one cared or was upset until they started pushing CM on us.

yeah but then the girl team fails like 20 seconds after that lolol

Iron man is dead, dumbshit

The most jarring part to me is Rescue opening her mask on a battlefield. That seems super reckless.

So, how loud did your theatre cheer at this scene?

Women are a minority in the fan base of these films. To make them the superiors is just dumb.

White males were the target audience when comics came out. They are the reason why these films were even made. Now Hollywood is hell bent to eliminate their presence for profit and social justice. I don’t having women heroes but in the scope of reality. Look at that fucking bitch Rey from Star Wars. A complete joke.

Avengers: Wokegame

>not Trannies and Virgins

You’re joking right? Women can’t even make it into the special forces with out preferential treatment. Women don’t have the body structure to even compete with men on the sports fields. They are slower, no where near the strength of a man. And you want to give them the belief they can defeat a man? Put a woman fighter versus a man fighter and no woman would ever win u less he was paid to lose or just plain sucks.

Her attacks have emotional weight to them. Captain Marysue doesnt

>If she showed up 10 seconds before he got the gauntlet she would've bodied her.
She showed up before Thanos got the Gauntlet and she fucking jobbed to him.

pretty sure they were wrestling for it and he managed to grab one of the stones and blast her with it.

I mean if she showed up 10 seconds before he even got a chance to hold the bitch Thanos would've been done

and that's fucking retarded

Wanda
>villain to hero in Ultron
>trained by Hawkeye and Captain America, protected by Iron Man in Civil War
>disagrees with her boyfriend but loves him
>matures and makes ultimate sacrifice in Infinity War
>hot as fuck

Captain Manvers
>ugly
>cunt
>dyke
>bitch
>ugly
>dyke

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A-FORCE MOVIE COMING SOON

cause he believes in the heart of the cards you fucking idiot do you even watch the show

>this whaman is the stronkest character and she can travel at lightspeed
>gets outplayed by a metal boomerang
kek

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In capeshit comics Wanda is even more OP than captain Marvel.she has *snap* level reality changing powers just on the regular. Sure the comics are gay and the movies are set in a different universe, but the scarlet slag has a better claim at being OP.

>that footgame

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Yikes

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is it ok to shit on people who get emotional over capeshit if you always choke up at the end of metal gear solid 3? asking for a friend

No.

Why does any of this political bullshit even matter in a fucking comic book movie? Just show the characters with powers standing side by side fighting alongside one another. It really shows how fucking PETTY the J-Left is that they need to smuggle their propaganda into children's films. People go to these movies because they like seeing people with superpowers, sex, race it doesn't matter. But they are MAKING IT MATTER and then they act baffled when society becomes more divided.

Yes, MGS3 is a masterpiece who can't be compared to the MCU

>asking for a friend
take your stupid imgureddit bullshit comment back to wherever the fuck you're repeating that from you sack of shit

>those Wasp ponytail swishes and that strut and the way she fixes her gloves.
Evangeline Lilly is a goddess.

YYYYYYAAAASSSSSSSSS

(or "yes", if you don't speak washing machine)

Because she can't also powerlift an ocean liner and tank a nuclear explosion.
Being powerful is fine. Being unstoppable is not.

The destroyed Mockingbird. She used to be female bond, now she's an insecure feminist with a chip on her shoulder.
Marvel does know that only 20% of women are feminists, right?

she's the only one allowed to so it's fine. I hope a grown woman didn't

>100% women
This franchise's cataclysmic collapse will be just as enjoyable as its rise

oh sorry, what I meant to say was
>sneeding for a sneed

this tale of woe is ABSOLUTELY 100% TRUE! This message brought to you by Incels.me

This scene wasn't shitty because of women empowerment, it was shitty because Captain Marvel literally JUST obliterated a space ship, single handedly, in like 5 seconds.

The only person in that group that could provide any help even remotely was Scarlett Witch, and only because she is the only other one also powered by a stone.

>claims to be a feminist
>does nothing but further gender norms and the idea that men are worthless unless they have sex, fueling rape culture.
You people are the dumbest cunts on the planet, I swear. You pretend to believe in things, but it's really just cover for your hatred of men.

They even got rid of America's Ass too.

So much ass lost in this movie.

>be Pepper
>be secretary
>sleep with boss
>get promoted to CEO
>get suit with zero training or technical skills

same, fellow based user. It is a bit cringy tho, but its a fucking Marble Moovie, what do you expect right?

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You're fawning over this chick, and you expect any of us to believe that you're having sex?
Dudes who have regular sex don't white-knight on the internet.

Funny because they shot CM's scenes in Endgame before they even shot the Captain Marvel movie.

This 16 seconds in a 3 hour movie really bothered you, huh?

Let the dude have his shit taste, he will learn after life bitch slaps him hard

>its a 'feminazis and SJWs ruining everything' episode

>them standing for a few seconds is literal propaganda
Imagine being obsessed with your own brand of identity politics?

Yea Forums is an unfortunate creature, desiring the warm squeezes of a pussy but enraged at having to talk to it and acknowledge it has life experiences and feelings.

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Imagine the smell

I believe he's simply stating that they will be taking over from here.

She has training in IM3 you colossal fuckwit.

your mom gets it

>dozens of threads crying about this same scene over and over
>"I'm not OP, and I'm just like, simply stating bro ;)"

Anything that hurts immersion, hurts the movie.
Why were the women suddenly all in one place? How could any of them genuinely help CM?

because I need to have sex

Mantis actually has powers though, she literally was able to put thanos asleep.

I feel like Nebula gets benched so hard with people. She interesting and has a neat arch throughout the series and she has more impact on the movies than captain marvel or bald lady

>see this scene in theaters
>know that this thread will be on Yea Forums like it always is
>return and see a 250 post thread with autistic losers throwing a rage fit over it like they always have for the past 5 years
>don't even support feminism, but enjoyed this scene because 100 PERCENT WITHOUT A DOUBT it would trigger the same edgy Yea Forums children retards like it ALWAYS HAS

Hahahaha get a fucking job you retards. The energy expenditure at being upset at feminism would power Manhattan for a year. You people will never stop getting upset at incredibly pedantic shit. Being upset at this shit isn't "cool" or "with it" anymore, you look like an obsessed schizo. Nobody gives a fuck anymore.

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>desiring the warm squeezes of a pussy but enraged at having to talk to it and acknowledge it has life experiences and feelings
Change the gender and basically you're talking about modern women who think every man should think they're sexy and get enraged by particular beliefs, and no user, no pussy will get throwed at you by white knighting online

>Corvus Glaive fucks Vision up with ease in Infinity War
>gets one-shotted by Okoye, who has no powers, in Endgame

Why are power levels so fucking inconsistent in these movies? Why did Vision have a strong first showing in Age of Ultron, but then become such a fucking scrub afterwards? And no, "But muh sneak attack!" is not an answer.

>Sees the scene
>First thought is Yea Forums
>Not an "obsessed schizo" himself

You aren't any different than the retards here buddy.

Half of these posts are feminazis screaming 'incel!' and 'Have Sex!', tho. The other side is plenty obnoxious.

Are you baiting me? Half of them had superpowers and everyone was teleported by Strange. Why am I arguing basic logic in a capeshit flick for toddlers?

Found the incel

>wha-what about YOU??? HUH????

Hahaha, you can't even justify your emotions anymore because deep down you know the emotional investment is disproportionate. Keep changing the subject.

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>no u!

I'm an adult, and I didn't like most of it. It had a few good scenes I liked, mostly for the humour, but overall it was just pure schlock.

You're just proving my point lmao, what a pathetic fuck

That's America's ass

Difference is I have active GLEE at you morons tearing your hair out. I don't become a neurotic nutcase because the women to men ratio was off for 15 seconds out of a 3 hour movie.

>thinking it's feminazis instead of people trolling your retarded ass
Jesus fucking Christ, this place really has irredeemably gone to shit

You weren't bitching when it was only one girl before and all men. The bitch was only in there for sex appeal even and couldn't do shit.

>opm is a satirical twist

So it's ok when it's a guy and they're only pretending to be retarded

Will they or will they not be taking over from here?

Funny, I was thinking of that myself, while watching Avengers Endgame.
Make it an action comedy, like Ant Man or Deadpool, and it could do very well.

Fucking pice of shit scene my eyes are still roled into my skull I don't even know how I'm writing this

Will it absolutely bother you if they do?

I'll be very interested to see just how far Disney is willing to take their SJW pandering. So far these movies have been carried by the white male leads. Sadly the majority of movie-goers don't seem to understand just how cancerous SJWs are, however pandering to SJWs inadvertently brings down the quality of whatever the project is.

I don't think these Diversity characters will be able to carry their own weight. A few of them get lucky like Black Panther and Captain Marvel, but let's see them continue on that path & continue to snub white male leads in favor of appeasing SJWs. If nothing else their very blatant identity politics being shoved down people's throats will cause more and more to side against SJWs.

Fuck off cunt, this isn't about women & you damn well know it. It's about the SJWs that are using women as a shield from criticism against their' cancerous identity politics. There have been plenty of other powerful female characters that haven't generated the ire that Captain Marvel has.

You literally prove the point I've made above, that the problem isn't women but SJWs using women as a shield. Brie Larson made retarded SJWs comments & that's what's pissing people off. I actually enjoyed seeing Wanda wreck Thanos shit. She's a much better written character than Danvers.

It made perfect sense for her to be destroying Thanos like that as her powers were all the more strengthened by the rage & sorrow she felt from losing the love of her life. Meanwhile Danver is just an emotionless, bland, overpowered Mary Sue. He strength is her entire character & that's it. She's just a device for SJWs to self-insert into.

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If your only source of happiness is laughing at the misfortune of others on a mongolian basket weaving forum then you're the one who's neurotic.

>what is satire

You're quite literally the type of meme person that gets mocked for crying about daessyadubbauu boogeymen.

I didn't even realize it was an all women shot until someone here mentioned it. I was too busy paying attention to Mantis and Pepper. What the fuck was Mantis doing the whole fight and why the hell would Pepper remove her helmet?

>Sadly the majority of movie-goers don't seem to understand just how cancerous SJWs are
Probably because none of this shit matters and the general population isn't pants-pissing autistic like you?

*cough* despite her *cough* being the equivalent of superman only in the mcu universe *cough*

get the bike pump

I love how that retard stopped replying, probably going over all movies trying to find 1 scene with all male avengers.

Because it's not "equallity" it's just fucking forced political cringe.
Imagine how you would feel if your favourite gay love story you write fanfictions about had 5 seconds of "VOTE FOR TRUMP"

Have sex.

Endgame had several scenes with just Cap, IM and Thor. Including an entire battle vs Thanos.

Girl right next to me was crying loudly for the last hour or so

WHAT THE FUCK I HAVENT SEEN RHE MOVIE DOES THIS REALLY HAPPEN

did you watch the movie yourself or did you just forget what he's talking about dumb nigger

Nah dude, i prefer keeping my voluntary celibacy for now, keep basing people's importance based on something you are chasing like a maniac to yourself

That was more about them being the original Avengers, not a male power moment like the all-woman scene. If Spider-Man and Black Panther came up behind the OG 3 Avengers and Strange popped in at the side then you might have a point.

>one weak, exhausted shota
>a dozen of superpowered, aggressive women crowd around him

I think I seen this hentai before...

"Hey Peter Paker, do you got something for me?"
You're not totally wrong

>you black man reee
He stupidly asked how they all got there. Do you have horrible short-term memory?

Want to know how I know you've never touched a vagina?

Oh no, not Marvel, not this great franchise of great movies with well written characters, anything but the MCU, god, it would be so terrible if they ruined and killed this franchise.

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Why didn't Captain Marvel wield the gauntlet herself instead of letting Ironman fry himself?

>everyone was teleported by Strange
>he's stupidly asking how they all got there
He's not talking about that, he's asking why was everyone at the same spot in the battle 5 minutes after it started? Wasp was shown to be doing a mission with Ant-Man then it's like she got a text alert to come to the feminist meetup and rushed there.

This.
If you care about the MCU for anything but to laugh at it, 100% chance that you are a millennial numale.

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All in one PLACE
He didn't teleport them into the same SHOT
Most of them had already been established as being elsewhere
Jesus Christ you're fucking dim as a table

based. my waifu was in the theaters too

I'm crippled since I was 15 so no surprise

>everyone was teleported by Strange
>he's asking why was everyone at the same spot in the battle
user.

>brings down the quality of whatever the project is.
What fucking quality is there in these movies?
They are all absolute garbage.
The MCU has been a gigantic piece of shit driven by marketing alone from the beginning.

You're complaining about artistic license for a shot during a battle where a magical time wizard has the ability to warp players into the battle. I'm the dim one?

What the fuck are user'ing me for you illiterate retard, another post explained it here

The point is why were they at the same spot at the same time to take a dumb all women photograph together especially when before that they were doing different tasks at different places.
Plenty of people saw this as one of the worst, least immersive moments in a movie about people with superpowers because it was pointless and added nothing.

But women aren’t strong IRL

She put an entire planet to sleep regularly so powerful actually that a cosmic entity stole her from her home planet to help him fall asleep

good writing isn't a meme user

I just want to split here like a piece of wood.

Yea boi!

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This thread is full of unironic redditors.

Because it's a movie you dumb cunt. It's just a cool hero pose shot. Jesus everliving Christ you people are the worst sorts of pissbabies.

>everyone is interchangeable and distinct groups have no reason to compete
Fuck off commie

>you are a communist if you don't spin out of control over identity politics

>hurrr durrr teleportation is a thing
>WHY DID THESE WYMN TELEPORT ARGGGGHHH!!??
This is you.

Fuck off dumb bitch, no argument so you just say it's a movie. If you were right then this webm wouldn't have spawned multiple bump limit threads the past few days, people hated it for some reason because it's fucking forced to have heroes stop and take a photograph in the middle of a battle for no reason.

You think you are watching high art, you stupid millennial manchild?
It's a shitty superhero movie from the shittiest superhero franchise ever, get a grip and realize the kind of drivel you are watching.
Not like I understand why you watch it in the first place.

Just chill out everyone, nobody has an agenda.

And Broly remains the best superhero movie of the year.

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The Carol/Wanda situation is complicated because of the power sets not being fully explained and because Wanda took a nerf in the MCU but...

1. Wanda has an actual story that we as the viewer experienced
2. She’s sturggled with war and had to live her life dealing with fact that a man that made weapons that killed a shit ton of her people were created by a man that is considered a hero
3. Her bother died
4. She killed innocent people in Cap 3 which was the tipping point for the accords which made her feel Ike a monster
5. She lost the love of her life to a mad man and she had to watch as said mad man reversed time and killed him right in front of her
6. She died

Wanda has every reason to be the one to kill Thanos. I would have been perfectly fine with it ending like that. Plus the MCU nerfed Scarlet so she wasn’t as powerful as Captain Marvel.

Scarlet Witch is a character. Captain Marvel is an agenda.

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Again bro...how the fuck do anons trigger you this hard? Do you think your reaction is normal?