Have sex

>have sex

No one will have sex with me, are you telling me to go rape?

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Yes

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>Plebbit meme.
The worst forced meme since Im with her.

have consensual sex

Have sex

No by have sex they mean go to a bar or a club and pay $100 for two drinks and then try to use that shitty buzz to talk to a girl who's on her phone with a nasally voice and then tell her she's smart and beautiful and listen to her responses without laughing or crying and you have to maintain that engagement all the way till 2am when she might maybe stop talking to her friends and she might consider your advances and you might get her number and then you will have to pull out some more extra cash from the ATM (+$10 service charge) in order to buy her a drink or a cab home. And then you will have to maintain contact with her for like a week and then take her out to an expensive dinner and then continue to listen to her and pretend like you care about what she has to say and then you have to take her to your place or her place and you will have to have sex with her where you can't just cum in the first minute you will have to kiss her and rub her and maybe kiss her vagina a bunch of times and then you have to keep going for like an hour and then cum and then you have to keep playing it cool until you can leave and then you can post here again.

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I'm telling you to just be yourself.

>namefag
Have death.

That sounds absolutely awful desu senpai, I'd rather not.

I wish I could kiss a vagina a bunch of times.

Eww.

Have sex

cringiest shit ive read all day
just have sex bro

This sounds like more of a real story instead of some hypothetical kek.

>dude the bar and the club are dope! have sex!

Have sex.

Sounds like a lot of work.

Can’t you just get one of you’re lady friends to give you a blowjob? It only works if you have high chad energy or make them laugh. Girls who hang out with guy dominate groups are just asking for some dick.

based incel namefag

If an underage person reads your post instructing them to have sex, you’ve committed a federal felony. Every have sex poster should be banned for violations of federal and state law.

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Those are thots not woman.

Have sex.

Based and truthpilled tripfag boomer

most of them smell like an armpit and piss

BTFO

you can pay too

Most of the ones I’ve smelled, smell like sweat

actually kinda based

Have rape

God I want to smell a pussy right now

anyone else live in that /void/ where you're too ugly for hot girls and too aesthetic for ugly girls so they act like they dont into you. meanwhile they go out with ugly as fuck guys

Go rape

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The fact that you view dating and sex as a transactional matter shows why you're immature and not getting any. You may think you're a catch, but women can smell the bitterness on you.

>Disgusting manlet among chads
>Chad alpha among my faggot peers

IT'S
NOT
FAIR

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>Transnational matter
It is though, unless you rape of course.

youtu.be/TVfIr_uM5zk?t=829
sex is a basic human right guys.
if you're not having sex, you're actually being deprived and should seek assistance.

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I'd rather not.

>not getting any

Someone is COPING and PROJECTING. tsk tsk

My opinion can only come about after having sex. Your opinion is precisely the opinion of a virginal retard.

At least you wouldn't be a pathetic incel if you did

lol, you're not having sex. Quit lying to impress anonymous strangers online.

Stay mad, virgin. Also have sex ;)

Is it really rape to pull down a girl's pants and shove my face in her crotch?

>have sex
But I want to become a wizard. The two are mutually exclusive, no?

Reminder that matter how drunk the girl is and you have sex and in the morning you treat her respectfully and bring her coffee and breakfast in bed she will never accuse you of rape.
This is the trick bros.
Treat her nice, don't hurt her, be kind to her in the morning, be a nice guy after you have sex with her and it will never be rape.

t. future rape accusation victim

>tripfag
you deserve to be raped

You are just jaded and believe twitter memes.

>you have to maintain that engagement all the way till 2am
I'm out.

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>you will have to have sex with her where you can't just cum in the first minute

I felt this. I rather jack off i cum way too fast its not worth doing all tht to cum so damn fast. Blowjobs are cool though

god I wish I was that girl

Go rape

Just take the name off and you'll be alright

And you are a zoom zoom who's naive and excites an old boomer like me with your growing potential for delicous schadenfreudery for me.

Haha stay mad hermaphrowh*tey

Have Sneed

>no one sends me messages back on tinder or bumble
>just get desperate
>hope that posting honestly that I'm a virgin neet will get someone to take pity on me and give me a freebie
>account deleted because it's "fake"

it's not FAIR