Hey Google, call the police

>Hey Google, call the police.
>Okay, calling the police.

Well that was easy.

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>OK GOGGLE
Do people really say this shit in real life? It makes you look like a complete idiot.

check the year the movie is set one more time

The novel is 1992, the movie she had a smartphone with a touchscreen.

>mfw i can rape girls in my home because i dont have any personal assistant peripherals they could use to call the police with

what would you prefer? "Google, prepare for instruction, instruction follows:"? "Hey telephone"?

This movie was surprisingly gruesome. Especially the part when she breaks free. But what the fuck was up with that ending.

using your fingers like a real man.

call the police.

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>says the kid on a cartoon forum

I am a real man so my hands are often busy performing productive tasks

>unironically defending the latest gimmick of the week
enjoy turning into worthless vegetables.

Perfect mommyfu

Stop projecting. You're too lazy to capitalize. Shit's been out for years, stupid.

>Hey Google, call the police.
>Okay, playing The Police

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I've never seen a movie careen off the deep end so fast and so forcefully. It was so retarded it actually went full circle to kind of amazing.

kek

Literally what is the difference? Do you think Google isn't parsing every word you type?

He's just insecure and this is his only outlet.

whatever you say, bugman

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>the "real man" has a Yea Forums folder full of images used to display his superior masculinity on a cartoon site
It just keeps getting more pathetic.

>they already spy on you, why not be even more of a consumerist bitch instead of trying to circumvent that
If you think that, you deserve to be spied on, tbqh

>women troubles: the movie

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why are you so fixated over the fact I mentionned being a "real man" once? sure looks like I hit a nerve

I don't give a fuck if Google knows that I order pizza every weekend.

I actually liked the ending. Finding out that it was a real person and not a hallucination was genuinely surprising.

Hey Google, give me a quick rundown.

Because I find hypocrites pathetic. Why do you presume to have emotional power over me? Is it because you're powerless IRL and this is the only place you can pretend to have it over other people? Every post you make makes this assumption seem more accurate.

>losing your fucking temper over one remark
Can't expect anything else from someone who talks to his computer.

>u mad!
>again
Really clinging to that delusion, eh Jamal?

>consumerist bitch
But I'm not even buying anything! It's a free service!

I'm not judging. But throwing a fit because someone questionned the way you use your tech is pretty pathetic.

>u mad!
>again again
>with a side of no u!
Get a load of this kid. He's a broken record of insecurity. Who bullied you, boy?

>Okay, calling Paulie's...
No POLICE!!
>Calling Paulie's...
Dial 9-1-1
>Low battery detected, power save mode activated


The book was a piece of fucking shit though. Oh look, it's spooky!!! (It's nothing) but then there's a fucking GHOST!! (It's nothing) but then she got molested as a kid, then there's more spooky shit (still nothing) then she escapes and kinda spooky shit still kinda happens (it's still nothing)

I swear to fuck once Stephen King goes above 100 pages it's not worth reading.

>entire post is buzzwords

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>everything that indicts me is a buzzword!
>retreats back into his teenage Yea Forums folder
Not man enough to answer simple questions, it seems.

I can tell from the way you type that you're a very neurotic person, but you need to let it go. Someone told you look like a dumbass on the internet, it happens.

I've noticed that a lot of his books are shit, but the movies based on them are actually kind of kino.

>not having Amazon Echoes
>not changing the safe word to "Computer"
>not saying "Computer, call the police"
>not pretending to be Captain Pike
Normalfag

>Not man enough to answer simple questions, it seems.
Yeah, you're done. You're just going to have to beg someone else for the attention you couldn't earn IRL. Try your dad. Oh, wait... he was never around.

This is the one thing really holding Google back. If I can't larp trek, it's a worthless technology.

Guys if you're having a Yea Forums argument and the posts you're making have nothing to do with the thing you started arguing about then you should stop

If you're posting from a phone, then you shouldn't be posting.

>willingly letting a literal spybot into your house
Those things don't even seem convenient. I refuse to let that shit into my house I say as I type on my phone which totally probably doesn't do the same thing

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not him but you need to kys my man

>keeps spewing his venom until the last second
You do you, bud. Have a nice day.

>phonefag
that was your first mistake.

>my man
Keep the ape talk to yourself, zoomer.

seething lol

every single work by this director is way too dialogue heavy
and his strong suit is NOT dialogue

>seething
Nice gay slang you have there.

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nigga what

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>android
>using chrome
based fellow

>android
>using chrome
based fellow botnet poster