SATAN BTFO

nobody have to make Americans seem like retarded prudes

heckboy unironically sounds better.

This. Fucking bootleg Hebrews.

>The beautiful traditions of the noble Muslim
>the holy Jews who can do no wrong
>HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS BACKWARD STUPID HICK CHRISTIAN

no such thing as Gehenna.

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So reddit is the butthurt anons in this thread?

Tartarustyke

>>The beautiful traditions of the noble Muslim
They get a pass because everyone already knows that they're dumb as fuck.
>>the holy Jews who can do no wrong
They get a pass because the OT and Jewish beliefs are less ridiculous and more down to Earth than Christian's and Muslims, and for most they don't actually believe in the junk and it is only an identity thing that you're born into rather than something you seriously believe in and proselytize others into. Jews are intelligent so "hurr jews r dumb" jokes don't work.
>>HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS BACKWARD STUPID HICK CHRISTIAN
They don't get a pass because they are born in a supposedly 1st world country and should fucking know better.

who are you quoting?

>OT is more down to earth and less ridiculous
the part where they part a fucking sea in two or the part where Jonah gets raped by his daughters after his wife turned to stone?

At least Muslims put their women in their place and don’t tolerate fags

>thousands white children slaughtered by negroes
good riddance

>anti Christian shit like this gets more media exposure than muslims killing Christians abroad

Yes, but comparing the OT to the NT and Koran, the OT is full of cool ancient hebrew desert myths and is actually part of their heritage and culture, and jews don't even believe in it anymore, just like Greeks don't believe in Zeus. The NT and Koran are worthless unauthorized sequels that only dumb brown people and white trash Americans care about.

I get that this news article is supposed to be in mocking tone but this is pretty based and wholesome, they did it because of the elementary school across the street
I want to live in a community where everyone cares about the wellbeing of my kids as much as I do, even if this is a little silly

>mfw

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What is wrong with kids saying hell, and why is heck less rude and a better substitute? Hell is not real.

I more stunned that they spelled cemetery wrong.

Remember when they couldn't say "kill" or "crap" on kid's shows? No, you don't, because you are 16.

they used their last C to change hell to heck

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Shut up you retarded boomer. No one cares and no one is listening.

Who's butt hurt?

How do you know?

Because washing in children in negativity (like the kind associated with a pit of eternal suffering) makes them more cynical and more likely to become 25 year old virgins masturbating to something on

Not to mention that rude language exists for a reason, even if saying a curse word doesn't actually do anything it has been reserved to have a purpose and connotation that means something.

In high school I once had to stay after school for an hour because I said, "that sucks." I didn't know sucks was a swear.

why was the devil in star wars? they had sheev already

Why is this news? What are the jews trying to distract us from now?

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Eat my shorts, you soccer mom.

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This is cute

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