Why didn't Dr Strange just teleport Thanos into the fucking sun?

Why didn't Dr Strange just teleport Thanos into the fucking sun?

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That would be mean

He has the space stone retard

This is the same kind of argument as "why didn't Gandalf took the eagles, fly to Mordor and burn the ring himself". And most of the times, the original source explain why, but not the movies because lazy writing.

And I don't think the sun could kill Thanos, I mean he survived Thor's hitting him "not in the head". And he's according to some people, the most powerful been in MCU.

even if there was an explanation in the movies it would still be stupid and contrived.

>Strange or any wizard could have taken the gauntlet anywhere in the universe, or any Avenger could have snapped Thanos and his army at any point
>no because reasons.

could dr strange theoretically bring early 1900s detroit to replace current detroit?

Why didn't he go back in time and stop the Holocaust?

>why didn't X do Y

because then we don't have a movie, stop being autistic as fuck.

>don't point out that a movie is completely retarded

Imagine trying to find logic in capeshit.

3 simple reasons.

1. He has to have been there in order to visualize the specific area/locale. The Doctor Strange movie clarifies that as a rule of the sling ring.

2. opening up a portal to the sun ... in earth's atmosphere? That's a planetary extinction event the heat from a two-meter-wide portal would incinerate every single person in a five mile radius in the blink of an eye.

3. Dr strange probably already did that like an idiot in one of the 14 million+ outcomes that didn't work.

I swear to god, I never thought there were going to be this many retards so eager to expose themselves as filtered by the 14 million barrier by asking "how come/why didn't" anything in relation to any plans against Thanos.

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How come dr strange didn't teleport a functional brain into your head?

I love this new idea that NOT liking comic book movies is what is autistic.

They fucked up introducing time travel. It seemed to work at first then it went to shit. Some of these threads are bait, others are asking legitimate questions. Who is who and what place are they supposed to be at? Are they going to different times or dimensions? Different dimensions at different times? Why can't they do x,y, or z?

how come he didn't take the Infinity Gauntlet literally anywhere other than the battlefield?
why didn't any Avenger immediately snap Thanos and his whole army to stop the battle immediately?

infinity war was even more retarded, if you're still here you have no one to blame but yourself

Why didn't Dr Strange explain the single way to win from the 14 million possibilities?

>cap marvel could ANNIHILATE a GIANT shit but couldn't knock over Thanos while he didn't have any infinity stones

m8

all capeshit and plenty of blockbusters before it are retarded, contrived and full of stupid plot conveniences, you're not clever for seeing them, it's just a couple hours of trash entertainment, like says, I know it's just shitposting now but there are genuine autists that thought WHY DIDN'T EAGLES was a plothole that needs to be explained.
>yeah we just got the eagles to drop it in the volcano after 20 minutes, so much for this 9 hour fantasy epic what were we thinking?
best movie ever.

capeshit has never and will never have a good, logical story

pretending to not like them, watching all of them, and crying about plotholes is autistic as fuck. if you actually don't like them that's fine.

>Raimi Spiderman 2
>Not good

Because if he told Tony he had to sacrifice himself, he probably wouldn't do it. Why it had to be Tony? destiny or some bullshit who knows

false equivalence. a lot people in the film industry have complained about these films who never would have minded popular films in the 80s.

I dunno, I guess if you tell people what's 'supposed' to happen they might fuck it up somehow by trying too hard or pussy out, instead of it playing out naturally in the moment.

Thanos is not even in the top 5 most powerful beings in the MCU

how many years did Strange spend in 14million times loop?

why not use the time stone to just bring tony back? dishonorable or some stupid shit?

did you time travel to the 80s and ask them what they think of the mcu?

To be fear, its a reasonable implication that the eagles would be BTFO by Sauron's armies before they even crossed the mountains. Most of Sauron's forces are destroyed by the earth literally collapsing and the eagles arrive at a coincidental time to help out, not actually turn the tide of battle other than beat up a nazgul mount that is presumably already badly affected by the loss of Sauron, etc.

Capeshit is a whole extra level of contrived plot.

1) Flying the ring to Mordor would have done nothing but save time. Time didn't matter. It wasn't an issue until Aragorn goaded Sauron into launching his attack on Minas Tirith ahead of schedule. Frodo had the ring for decades until Gandalf uncovered its origin. The Fellowship took a month's vacation in Lothlorien halfway through their journey. They took two months to leave Rivendell. It had been about 2,000 years since the wizards arrived in Middle-earth to deal with Sauron to begin with.

2) The ring couldn't simply be dropped into the caldera of Mt. Doom. There's a reason why Frodo didn't just drop it into the first lava flow he came across. The ring couldn't be destroyed by lava outside of the (subterranean) forge. It could only be unmade where it was made. Why? Because magic. But that's how it worked.

3) Sauron had an entire army stationed around Mt. Doom.

4) The only chance the fellowship had of success rested on the fact that Sauron didn't believe that his enemies would attempt to destroy his ring. He believed that no one could overcome the ring's corruption (and was completely correct in thinking so, too). Aragorn tricked Sauron into believing that he had the ring. If Sauron knew that the ring was approaching Mordor, or was not with Aragorn, he could have surmised what Gandalf was planning. A suicidal air raid on his HQ would have been a fairly obvious tipoff that something was going on.

5) The eagles themselves would have been susceptible to the ring's influence, along with whomever the eagle was carrying.

Why didn't Captain Marvel perform the snap? She's stronger than Thanos so she would've come out of the snap in better shape than even him

Other planets needed her you dummy

Him not explaining was part of the path to victory

Talking about the final battle when she's holding the gauntlet with all the stones

Why did Tony design a gauntlet that Thanos could wear?
Why didn't it have a biometric scanner that wouldn't expand for anyone but the avengers?
Why didn't the gauntlet have a remote trigger on Tony's suit to break off into 5 individual drones all carrying the stones in different directions? Thanos can't fly.
Why didn't Antman go giant and hold the gauntlet really high so Thanos couldn't reach it?
Why didn't Spiderman just web Thanos up like he did before? Literally just drown him in web so he can't grab for the gauntlet.
If Captain Marvel doesn't even flinch from a Thanos headbutt why didn't she just crawl with the gauntlet under her belly?
There's nothing he could do to her as long as she doesn't fly.
Why didn't Strange use portals to zip Marvel around sooner so she wouldn't be intercepted?
Why use the infinity gauntlet to bring everyone back instead of returning things to the way they were but without Thanos? You can argue they don't know how to make specific wishes but Hulk managed to bring them back without any extra knowledge and Tony managed to dust Thanos' entire army with no errors just by wishing it.

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DON'T YOU FUCKING MANSPLAIN TO ME YOU SHITLORD.

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Thats bullshit, strange knew that quill would fuck up that plan, just bench him or some shit and get the glove off in the first movie and spare me this fucking lame ass time travel plot

check the title

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because at that point they were aiming to get it down the quantum van.

>Why didn't Strange use portals to zip Marvel around sooner so she wouldn't be intercepted?
Because she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man

If you open a portal to the sun wouldn't all the heat spill out back through the portal and instantly melt you

>Why didn't Antman go giant and hold the gauntlet really high so Thanos couldn't reach it?
This is the kind of alternate ending they definitely should have made

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Why not just kill the army with the snap and then calmly go to the quantum van?

Because that would be patriarchal and TERF, non-binorary demiexclusive and yikes

Why didnt he just use the time stone when he had it to turn Thanos back in a child?

why didn't qt bald swinton or strange or anyone with the time stone see this all coming and use magic to prevent every bad thing ever?

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Here's something I don't get: Why didn't Electricman kill Agent Slime with the power throne? I mean we know from Electricman 10 that he was aware of the power of the power throne yet he still didn't make Agent Slime sit in it? Think about it. When the Human Snake was tricked into sitting in the power throne in Electricman 10 he was completely obliterated and we know that the Human Snake is at least 100x stronger than Agent Slime so what's to stop Electricman from doing the exact same thing he did to Agent Slime that he did to the Human Snake? It just doesn't make sense.

Why didn't Tony build a robot that could snap and put the gauntlet on it?

>not being able to identify porn stars and immediately find the video by googling their names
what are you, gay?

silly duffa

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>open portal to the centre the sun
>ridiculously hot plasma jets through and atomises the immediate area

GG

he did but it died

I don't masturbate to mainstream porn, but I used to do it to old pornstars

Because dumbass, Agent Slime isn't an idiot like the Human Snake. The Human Snake literally has the brain of a snake so it was easy for Electricman to trick him into sitting in the power throne. Not only that but we learned in The Giant Horse 2 that Electricman lost the power throne and has no idea where it even is.
tldr; there is no way for Electricman to put Agent Slime in the power throne

that's not innate site functionality.

>not muscular
>has an average human sized dick

pistol is an anomaly in modern porn, early to mid 2000s it was normal to see this, but these days everyone on screen has a massive hog, how does he do it?

those two are old porstars by today's standards.

Underrated

Ah, but you're forgetting the copy that Ringworm made of the power throne in Giant Horse 2. It's interesting that you think you watched Giant Horse 2 but don't remember that giant plot point. Ringworm made the copy of the power throne and considering that Ringworm and Electricman were both in Electricman 11 together, there must have been some point in that movie where Ringworm told Electricman about the existence of the duplicate power throne.

The eagles are very prideful and would be susceptible to the ring's influence.

imagine an eagle wearing the One Ring
I have nothing to add, it's just a funny image

Why didn't Captain Marvel just destroy Thanos' ship while he and his army were still onboard?

she arrived too late

there's not that man people that want to do porn and can do porn.
just being able to follow direction, get hard when you need to and cum when you need to without looking like absolute dogshit is enough.

Also most dicks in porn are smaller than what you expect.
They use camera tricks to exagerrate the size and it throws your whole sense of scale out of whack.
You will see an amazon looking woman and think she must be massive and then look up her measurements and she's not tall at all, it's the camera perspective and the fact she's fucking shorter guys.
Same thing for the dick if you get a non-tall guy and angle the camera low it makes it look massive even if he's only 6.5 inches.

That's one of the things I hated most about Giant Horse 2. None of the other films show Ringworm magically duplicating things but then out of nowhere he's able to duplicate the power throne. I'm tired of these plot holes

Why didn't past Thanos use the Pym particles to go to present Thanos before he destroyed the stones and just tell present Thanos to instead remake the universe in his image?

It is with Yea Forums gold.

They literally show Ringworm duplicating shit AND the existence of other lesser thrones in the 2nd and 3rd mid-credits scenes of Blammo: Returniverse you fucking pleb
Doesnt matter anyways though since we know from the comics that the Jet Squad have de-duplicating powers and they've been hinted at since Electricman 6

After a few hours? The ring was in the vicinity of numerous powerful individuals for days before the fellowship formed, and nobody attempted to take it

The fact is, there's nothing in the story that prevents an eagle plan. The only thing that comes close is the Valar prohibiting the eagles from acting, yet the eagles assisted gandalf, bilbo and others on multiple occasions

t. didn't even watch Mephidra 3. i'm done arguing with you, breeder.

Because Thanos is technically a magician too?

They killed an unarmed guy by ambushing gim. Surely that's a cowardly mean move than tossing his ass into the sun.

Wouldn't using the eagles have alerted Sauron to their plan, since he was, you know, a big giant eye in the sky? I thought the whole point was it was a stealth mission

Do you even get how hot the sun is? If Strange opened a portal to the sun it would instakill everybody even remotely nearby - not just Thanos.

no it's not a conspiracy and camera tricks, pistol is 5'7 with an average sized dick, most porn actors there days get into the business because they're bigger than average, and they keep in good shape.

>implying they would ever let something as kino as the Jet Squad be in their movies
At best the Jellyfish Brothers show up in the new Blammo movie but even then I wouldn't count on it

>why isn't this movie for toddlers making 100% logical sense
who gives a fuck?

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Sauron wouldn't necessarily know what the eagles are there to do. Sam and Frodo were in Mordor for over a week and Sauron didn't realise their plan until they got to Mt Doom. Why would that change if they were on eagles? The eagles could be performing simple reconnaissance. Plus, Sauron would have far less time to spot the eagles, contemplate their objective, and dispatch a response that would be able to stop them

eagles are retarded, they’re much more primal and animalistic
not to mention, air isn’t exactly a smart way to enter mordor
they would be spotted immediately, and either pursued or killed in the air

This has the same acting as an AVGN skit

Pursued by what? Do you seriously think it would be possible for Sauron to realise the plan and respond (presumably using the Nazgul) before the eagles arrive at Mt Doom?

To think that it's a better idea to walk through Mordor for 10 days than to sit on an eagle for an hour is delusional. Tolkien knew that there was a plothole and simply didn't want to draw attention to it

Possibly because Strange can't open portals to where he has never been before.

the eagles can't get past Sauron's antique emplacements

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>the movie is conpletely incoherent because of this one autistic nitpick
Lmao try harder you fucking drama queen

you're an idiot.
they make it very clear that Sauron's direct gaze petrifies people.
Pippin was practically brain fucked by only glancing at a moment through Saruman's magic ball.

So basically as soon as these massive loud eagles head towards Mordor Sauron points his lighthouse eye at them, they're completely dazzled and plummet to the ground.
Then any number of Sauron's forces can go to the crash site and collect the ring.

The only reason the eagles could save Frodo was because Sauron already lost, the ring with all his power was destroyed.

What if, and i know this might sound crazy in a universe with fucking talking Racoon aliens, Thanos is flat out strong enough to resist Stranges magic? What if in IW it wasnt the stones that let Thanos wreck Strange.

>open portal from Titan
>take gauntlet
>leave through same Portal

oh look now Thanos can't win gg movie

>uses 4 stones to even keep up
>not the stones
LMAO

Even if Electricman was able to trick Agent Slime into sitting in the power throne, Agent Slime still wouldn't be killed by it. He literally has a layer of slime covering his entire body made out of the same material as Weavel's skeleton. It would take probably 10 hours of sitting on the power throne for Agent Slime to even begin to start feeling the effects of it

>most powerful in the mcu
In the movie universe, sure, he's definitely up there, but in the comics he's not even close to the most powerful.

eagleniggers BTFO

>why didn't any Avenger immediately snap Thanos and his whole army to stop the battle immediately?

Not everyone can wield ONE stone, much less all of them. This is re-introduced in the story five minutes before the huge battle to remind you of the limitations, YEARS of movies prior notwithstanding. On top of that there's the fact they are not considering using the stones again, but sending them back in time instead. Because you know... Using them can kill the user and they aren't trying to die.

On top of that, we are shown on the screen time and again what happens when you try to use the Gauntlet: someone jumps in to stop you. Thanos tries two times and is stopped by the heroes, so imagine one hero trying to use it and Thanos stopping them. Stark succeeded because he tricked Thanos by thinking faster and having an "extra gauntlet" to do it, his armor taking the brunt of the stones' power, something the others don't have.

>And most of the times, the original source explain why, but not the movies because lazy writing.
I think one of the LotR video games was the only thing that outwardly explained why the eagles were a bad idea.
And holy shit it would've been, too. Eagles are monumentally proud to a fault, and that's a fault that can very easily be exploited.

>implying
He fucking handled strange easy. Strange was pulling out every single trick he had. Meanwhile Thanos used all of three stones and it was pretty trivial usuage of them

Why didn't Doctor Strange do anything in Endgame?

He's the only one with visually interesting powers and all he does in create a water-nado

>oh look now Thanos can't win gg movie

Oh look Thanos is still alive and can keep hunting for magic reality-altering stones. Oh look, Thanos is still close to the time machine needed to send the stones back. Oh look Thanos can just up and kill everyone in there because we are shown only the stones can defeat him.

How would captain america return the soul stone?
I mean does he just walk up and give it to red skull like they are friends and red skull puts it back?
Also if he puts the stone back how would natasha be dead because it requires a soul to get it,
so if the stone was never actually taken wouldn't her soul never be taken?

they didn't want him to do cool shit like in infinity war because he'd overshadow captain feminism

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Well in the present she is dead already. In the past she is still alive because she hasnt given her life up for the soul stone yet.

Yeah, Sauron's DIRECT gaze. The eye is not Sauron. When Pippin looked at the palantir, he looked directly at Sauron. Why was Aragorn not petrified when the eye looked at him?

He can only reclaim one soul, so he reclaims Bucky. They go back to 1940s but Bucky is captured by Hydra and turned into the Winter Soldier

Theory: Cap teleported Red Skull to Vormir to begin with by using his version of the Space Stone.

I don't remember this ever happening.

>Mirror Dimension
>no power stone + space stone
>Thanos forever trapped
KEK

Did you watch the film at all user? I swear the fucking fags who keep crying about Brie in endgame either A) Didnt watch the film. In which case why the fuck are you talking about it like you have any idea what happened? Or B) Are actually so sensitive that even the miniscule role she plays in the film triggers them. Which is equally as pathetic.

Reminder Marvel has maybe 15 minutes total of screentime. Her roles consist of her bringing tony back. Helping the remaining avengers kill an extremely weakened thanos. As a hologram mentioning she wont be back to earth anytime soon. Blowing up Thanos ship. And finally getting absolutely btfo by Thanos himself. She was completely "overshadowed" by basically every other member of the avengers. Particularly the white males (Tony, Steve, and Thor).

TL;DR-Your narrative doesnt hold up

>calling capeshit film
eeeee

Maybe Strange was too weak to use the mirror dimension. Or maybe the mirror dimenson got destroyed when thanos punched it in their last fight. Who the fuck knows. Its a fictional universe with any number of fictional explanations for this shit.

there were forces on guard
you can see something in the sky a lot easier than on land, for a longer distance

>getting so btfo you have to nitpick singular words
Film. Movie. Flick. Whatever you want to call it. Stay btfo

I hate to admit it but this is pretty much the truth.
She was almost intentionally out of place. It was like the Russo's hated her too and cucked her out of the entire climax.

>Why it had to be Tony?
for the fans

The eagles can fly high enough that even Legolas can barely see them. A random orc would neither be looking at the sky long enough, or have eyesight good enough to see them. Regardless, as other anons pointed out Sauron would notice them far easier. The point is not whether Sauron can see them, but if he can respond in enough time to prevent the ring's destruction

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This covers basically every argument against the eagles plan

I'm not the autistic user you're autistically arguing with, autist.

Why didn't Doc Strange just teleport them all back to Earth from the ship in Infinity War? They showed him making one from Titan in Endgame, but he acts like he needs help from Tony in Infinity War.

>Not everyone can wield ONE stone, much less all of them.

bullshit, Tony Stark is just a guy and he can do it

any of the Avengers would have saved lives by doing it at any point during the battle.

Thor and Hulk and probably CM could do it without dying.

I'm talking about the fact that Thanos NEEDED said Stones to fight Strange.

If not for Power + Space, he wouls have gotten fucked by the Mirror Dimension.

If not for Power + Soul, he would have been fucked by the clones.

Finally he used Space + Reality to pull Strange to him and actually win.

Meanwhile Strange didn't even use his own fucking Stone.

>grabbed her by the pussy

Nice.

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my dude he's not Jax

Bad writing. Stark shouldn't have been able to use any stones at all. When Starlord used the power stone, he almost died despite being half Eternal or whatever the fuck Ego was in GotG2. When Red Skull used the time stone, he got fucked over. And when Thanos gets the first 2 stones, his little sub bitch starts going on about how Thanos is the only one strong enough to use a whole 2 stones at once. Even in Endgame, Hulk was only wearing the glove and it was hurting him without even doing anything.

Stark didn't even flinch with all 6 on him.

A guy in an obviously powerful suit. Are you people so fucking retarded that a super hero movie goes over your head

>And finally getting absolutely btfo by Thanos himself.

thanos barely manages to hold her off. when he headbutts her it does literally nothing and he looks like he's about to shit himself. after wanda, marvel does easily the best fighting thanos 1v1.

>Stark didn't even flinch with all 6 on him.

Nanotechnology is legit m8

*Red Skull space stone

The same nano technology the stones were in when Hulk used it.

Sure. But the time stone seems relatively useless since in Stranges movie they talk constantly about how dangerous it is to use the stone
>inb4 hurrr but strange used it
Yeah in Dormammus particular realm. Which is why it worked in that particular instance it was used in. Again this is all fiction. So it has any number of fictional explanations.

Tony is Iron Man, the nano bots synch with him better

>thanos barely manages to hold her off
Fucking what? All she was doing was holding his hand open. Yeah his one normal attack wasnt effective, but he almost immediately shits on her with the one stone and she is out for the count.

hot

How far are you going to take those mental gymnastics?

>design something for yourself
>it works for you
>hhurrrr mental gymnastics

Good job Tony isn't as stupid as you m8

>why didn't Gandalf took the eagles, fly to Mordor and burn the ring himself
because EVERYTHING gets seduced by the ring, even animals, who have the weakest of wills, would take it back to Souron
the only reason Hobbits were able to withstand the temptation was because they literally garden and eat all day, and even then Frodo and Sam found it difficult to go against it
Dr.Strange could literally just teleport Thanos to the sun faggot

>Why didn't Antman go giant and hold the gauntlet really high so Thanos couldn't reach it?
>fuckin thanos jumping up and down like a little kid trying to grab it
Would've been pure unadulterated kino.

Dont bother. Literal fucking retards on this site can't accept fictional answers to fictional problems set in a fictional universe.

Are you actually retarded? The gauntlet wasn't made for Stark to use, it was for either Hulk or Thor to use. It would also work for Thanos, which is why they had to keep stopping him from using it.

Your fictional "answers" aren't thought through, fucking spastic.

>not posting the rest where he colonizes the black hero from behind
Not based user

Why didn't Dr. Strange just use his mental powers to awaken The All and finally end our entire dreamscape existance?

Except they are just one fucking answer retard. Think of your own if you dont like them. Since its a fictional universe and you have that liberty.

He didn't when all the heroes arrived at the end. Seems like it'd be an easy thing for him to do.

My answer to all these blatant plotholes is bad writing. Your "answers" are retarded forced excuses.

the first thing god does when he realizes he's all alone is shatter himself into a million pieces

I don't care what he does. That lazy piece of shit needs to wake up.

>made for Hulk/Thor/Thanos
>had to massively stretch to fit

if you design a pair of perfectly fitting trousers and someone bigger wears them, they stretch and are less effective as trousers. Same with magical gloves u nonce

fpbp

Fpbp as per usual.

>thinks the glove "stretched"
>thinks it's magical
>thinks he knows how effective a fictional glove works based on size
You need to eat a bullet, you daft cunt.

>He has the space stone retard
and? he would instantly die inside of the sun

one major flaw in all these assemble movies is always the discrepancy in power. Why are the wakandan soldiers involved at all when nukes exist? What do Nebula and Gamorra do in the battle when captain Marvel can quite comfortably solo almost everything

Are those blades of grass?
lol why is Strange so tiny here?

Because he probably saw that attempt in the 14 million realities and it didn't work. Why? Maybe Thanos is immune to suns heat, who knows? The point is, the plan they're doing works, no point in trying something else and throwing away that one chance in 14 million. When Dr. Strange meditated on the possibilities, the film should've ended there. The future was locked in place, everything happened the way it should've happened. That's good on the writers part because they can write whatever they want and it'll make sense, but bad on the viewers because it robs one of all tension and stakes. Think of yourself playing a game, until you get to the mediation part, that's when a 4 hour long cut scene plays out, all agency is taken from the player.

You literally saw it increase in size.
It's purpose is to wield magical stones.

It's like you don't understand a thing about magical stone gloves.

>bullshit, Tony Stark is just a guy and he can do it
Do you know how to read?

>Stark succeeded because he tricked Thanos by thinking faster and having an "extra gauntlet" to do it, his armor taking the brunt of the stones' power, something the others don't have.
And now I will add that Thanos has studied the workings of the stones to produce his gauntlet. It's a no brainer that he fitted his armor to stand their power "just in case," if they couldn't stand that power already as we see his nanomachines shield stand a blast from the power stone in IW.

>opening up a portal to the sun ... in earth's atmosphere?
ez just combine strange and scarlett witch gg no re thanos

It's an action figure.

>3. Dr strange probably already did that like an idiot in one of the 14 million+ outcomes that didn't work.
such a cheap cope out. NO THIS COMPLETELY REALISTIC IDEA CANNOT WORK BECAUSE WE INTRODUCED THIS EXCUSE WHY IT DOES NOT WITHOUT GIVING AN ACTUAL REASON HAHAHA SO SMART EH?!

You literally saw Hulk use it. Are you retarded enough to think Stark would've made a gauntlet that wouldn't work well for someone they know was a candidate to use it? Actually, fuck that, it doesn't matter what you think because the film shows it being able to fit Hulk's hand, so clearly it was factored in. Stop protecting your shitty film.

He used it, ineffectively. Which is my point. It was better suited to Tony and thus didn't harm him at first.

You're actually suggesting Stark made a gauntlet that he knew someone else need to use and built it shitty for them just to be a dick. You're a complete fucking invalid.

Yes but at any point in time, whenever, she's able to find a ship in the middle of nowhere, surely she can find thanos, spend 2 seconds one shotting his empire and be back home in time for Incel tears

>BASED
>YOU GO
>DEATH ROW ?
>WHAT A BROTHER KNOW?
>D PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE
>5 4 SET FREE
>AND I GOT NONE.

He didn't make the gauntlet. It nanobotted itself into shape based on his existing IW suit-tech. Emphasis on HIS.
There was like 5 minutes between them getting the stones and Thanos attacking so there wasn't exactly time to calibrate it for everyone.

>thinks he knows how effective a fictional glove works based on size
Yet here you are doing the exact same thing

> No white nationalist actually cares about religion or their culture or tradition

He was, when the eye turns its attention towards him he's put under its influence before he wills himself out of it to rally his forces.

>reeeeee im so autistic that i cant accept a fictional explanation of something in a fictional universe that doesnt fit my headcanon
WEW

That shouldn't mean shit, or else all it would take are really big oven mitts to wield the stones.

>He didn't make the gauntlet.
Yes, he fucking did. That's why they had the scene where they're inspecting the stones after they'd collected them, then had the new gauntlet reveal after.

>... there wasn't exactly time to calibrate it for everyone.
Again, more bullshit from your own headcannon as though it's fact.

Yeah because an oven mitt is at all similar to Starks nanomachine super armor that has literally been shown to take blasts from the infinity stone. Holy shit you are dumb

I'm sorry you're so closed minded and not more clothes minded like I am.

Walk off a building.

Not that user but here is some other explanations. Maybe the gamma radiation in the Hulk is what made him react that way. Maybe the fact that stark had a full suit on, instead of just a glove is why he handled it better. Who knows. Its all fiction so there are any number of fictional explanations

That's nothing to do with what we were saying. Read this

dude you need to stop sucking female dicks that hard, just because they look pretty sometimes doesn't mean you always have to think they're right and protect them at every chance.

Captain Marvel fucking ass blasted Thanos in their every encounter until he got an Infinity stone, after easily beating the shit out of the three Main avengers and literally the entire universe by himself.

She's not just boring but easily overshadows every other character in the universe out of nowhere, like some fanfic character got thrown into the movie last second.

Ooh a suicide reference... you're tough.

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You make a shitty pun like that, you should fucking end it all.

>he would die instantly inside the sun

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He's not wrong. It got established in Endgame that he has to consciously hold a stone to make it work. He wouldn't be able to if he was in the core of a star.

Why didn't tony just wish for more resources

>Why didn't Aladdin just wish for more wishes?

What the fuck are you talking about? At what point did i defend her you brainlet? Stop getting this fucking triggered by a female character. She has like 15 minutes of screentime. How the fuck is her holding his hand open, tanking a headbutt, and getting completely knocked out of the fight "assblasting thanos"? Yeah he beat up on all the other avengers. But they kept getting up. She didnt. Hell Cap was the only one who managed to actually fuck Thanos up. And he is a white male. Stop being so sensitive.

Why didn't Ant-Man go back to 2015 and ask Hank for more Pym Particles?

How did Thanos get to the future when Nebula only had enough Pym particles to get herself through?

Because shes a mary sue. most of the other women are written fine.

and so would literally everyone on the planet

the magic guy could have made copies

Because his portals are two-way and that would literally ignite the atmosphere

How is any of this related to anything i said? Can you read user?

Ebony Maw? He wasn't magic, he was telekinetic.

Eagles are Maia. You keep the One Ring the fuck away from maia, being them balrogs, dragons, istari like saruman and Gandalf, or eagles. Is really that simple

no he has powers like Strange

Isnt captain marvel the strongest in the comics too?

No, he doesn't. He's only ever been shown to use telekinesis. At no point does he ever make portals, or magical sigil shields, or anything that Strange does.

He also used it to reverse all the shit that went down in the city.

Tony could have used the infinity stones to get more Pym particles.

Why didnt they kick him right in the infinity stones?

Nope. Not by a long shot

Quill got kicked in his infinity stones

>So what if it's retarded? Just watch it!
lel

a star is gas. the room your in right now is full of gas and you're not dead are you? thanos could easily survive the sun with his armour. he might get some slight uv burns but he's survived worse.

because the sun would also teleport back and kill anyone near the fucking portal

>why didn't Gandalf took the eagles, fly to Mordor and burn the ring himself
The Eagles give zero fucks about what happens to the average humanoid in Middle-Earth.

4,444 years, evidently

compared to the other avengers, yes? She's on par with thor and hulk for sure in the comics.

Because they don’t want to have to pay him 100 million+ per movie now that his contract has run out

and also didnt wanna die, once the war was over they were fine to help

Didn't he have a giant space throne in Gurardians 1?I'm not sure that is enough to kill him.

Why didn't he just teleport Thanos to a parallel universe

He saw all the possibilities in Infinity War remember? He followed the path that would lead to victory

No, he saw 400,000,605 possibilities before Iron Man jarred him out of his trance. There were more, he just didn't get to see them. Because Doctor Strange couldn't be sure about ones he didn't see, he had to go all on in the one he DID see before Tony Stark broke his concentration.

Really, Tony Stark killed himself. If he had trusted the Doctor to keep searching they could have found one where he lived. But no.

I would extend this past comic book movies personally. For one it's easy to sit away from a situation and say "Well why didn't X just do Y?" but really at the heart of the matter is that storytelling sometimes requires a strong suspension of disbelief so that a story can happen. Stories are about the journey, the entertainment, the characters. Plot matters but sometimes you just have to ignore retarded questions. Like the eagleshit. If they took the eagles then there wouldn't have been a story to tell.
Also this. The faggots who just want to scream "I'm mature because I don't watch X!" are also complete faggots. I didn't bother to go see Endgame but I'm not going to go into threads bragging about it.

Honestly, we're in the timeline designed by the save states of dr.strange. I do not believe there was only one way to win. Dr.Strange wanted anyone who died to be dead.

My room's hot but it's not 6000 degrees.

kek

Not at all. Thanos would just die because he's a tiny motherfucker compared to the Sun. Even if he had all the Infinity Stones, they wouldn't be destroyed by the Sun, and would be incredibly safe.

>Why are the wakandan soldiers involved at all when nukes exist?
>fire missile at Thanos army
>Black Order magic dude returns it to sender
gg faggot

>What do Nebula and Gamorra do in the battle when captain Marvel can quite comfortably solo almost everything
Captain Marvel was late
Also, given how quickly she moves around, maybe she might solo a few allies by mistake

Isn't the time stone the only thing preventing Dormammu to come back? What will happen with that.

No, he made a deal. Strange made Dormamu stuck in time for like 1000 years till it annoyed him enough to make the deal. Originally Dormammu was content to keep killing strange over and over and as a being that's as old as he is a few hours, days, months, didn't bother him, but eventually he grew tired of it and promised to leave earth alone if strange lifted the spell. As strange never let up from it, he maintained the loop.

WHY DIDNT ANTMAN CRAWL UP HIS ASS AND EXPAND?

Forced conflict when easier answers that wouldn't sell tickets exist

thanus too strong

Because Thanus had the purple power bottom stone. Ant man could ave expanded but he’d still get squished by that power...bottom

Lets just assume he cant for a moment
if these guys can open a portal that can slice enemies arms off, why um...why didnt they open on on thanos's fuckin arm???????

They close a portal to slice his arm off. He'd have to put his arm through first and he's not a mug

this reminds me had Wong been to Alaska to know ware to visualize a place to send that big guy who got his arm cut off

that guy didnt cover every argument. he skirted around it a bit but the eagle plan would have failed because as we saw frodo was not able to destroy the ring while standing in the heart of mt doom where it's effect was the strongest in the end it overpowered him and if the eagles had carried him to mt doom he would have refused to destroy the ring, put it on and disappeared for a short time before sauron would be able to find him, retrieve the ring and buttfuck ME even harder than he was going to without it. nobody in ME had the willpower to destroy the ring it was only destroyed because gollum betrayed frodo after frodo made him swear an oath on the ring not to and the ring's power made gollum fall in the lava for his betrayal unfortunately he happened to still be holding the ring when he fell so it too was destroyed

If Dr Strange somehow became woke of 14 million timelines and shit how come Thanos didn't see his own ambush or the discovery of time travel coming once he got the time stone and taken steps to prevent it?

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Pussy.