... wot

*monster girls

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That racoon has the brain and personality of a man - there's a man behind those eyes.

Female MCU characters may have the body of a woman but have the brains and personalities of racoons - there's nothing behind their eyes.

this is the reason i dropped it
i fucking loved ironman or hulk but once they went star wars mode i was done.
also women have awful outfits, comic book superheroines are known for very 'special' costumes, yet mcu made them ugly as fuck

he hasnt told me I'm a horrible nazi incel rapist recently so he's ok in my book

I would trust a raccoon before a woman

He was given better material than most of the female characters in the MCU, Whedon literally turned widow into a pocket pussy for hulk in ultron so he can have his nut and calm down, that was her entire role.

the raccoon has an actual personality

Full article and ... wot

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horse pusy

didn't make it past the first paragraph

I mean Captain Marvel was supposed to join the MCU in Age of Ultron but she didn't. What other Marvel females deserve a top billing?

The talking racoon is taken more seriously by us male MCU fans because he isn't trying to push any divisive 'girl power' narrative. Also:

>(((Leishman)))

>LGBBQ
Phase 4 is going to blow.

He is, but in a general way that's funny.

Raccoon's been through a whole fucking lot. First he's a genetic freak, gets bullied for it and lives alone. His only friend is a tree. And then when he finally finds some good family, they all get fucking dusted. Literally all of them.
>That scene with him talking to Thor in Infinity War about fighting Thanos
>Rocket: "What if you can't beat him."
>Thor: "Then what more can I possibly lose?"
>Rocket: "Me, I've got a lot to lose."
And he fucking loses everyone. At least Cap had Wanda and Hawkeye had Black Widow. No woman can compare to his character.

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This.

based

IMAGINE MUH SHOCK

I haven't seen any MCU movies like iron man or thor or any of that gay shit but I saw both guardians and IW specifically for the talking racoon. I don't care about endgame tho.

Putting women in the workplace and letting them vote was the biggest mistake ever

Why do they always feel they need representation in everything? It's a fucking comic book movie. Just turn off your brain and enjoy the ride.

They literally make the female characters a fucking joke.

Rocket Raccoon is one of the most interesting MCU characters. A genetic experiment creep who has been humiliated and abused constantly so as a result is incredibly insecure has difficulty getting close to the closest thing he has to a family. Flawed characters that develop over time are generally endearing. Not to mention he's genuinely funny.

>yfw you realize a talking racoon is a more believable superhero than female superheros

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Because they're tired of seeing straight white males that they can't relate to.

Rocket has some great lines/scenes in Endgame. You should watch it.

I'll allow it.

>Phase 4 is going to blow.
This.

I can't relate to super-strong muscle-bound dudes that can literally lift cars and call down lightning, but do you see me complaining?

>outside the status quo in a truly meaningful way
>LGBTQ+ characters
Yep putting devients and freaks into the movie would sure be meaningful.

Everyone can hear Rocket saying we all should respect women in his snarky like tone

(((Leishman))).

But yeah she's not wrong desu.

That’s because he’s not a smug insufferable cultish Mary Sue. I’m female and I hate 99% of Marvel women because it’s shit writing.

Does he really? I thought it was really dumb who the guardians deferred to iron man even though they've saved the entire galaxy including the avengers twice

His jab at Captain Marvel's haircut got the biggest laugh in my theater. All is not lost.

>I can't relate to super-strong muscle-bound dudes that can literally lift cars and call down lightning
3 hours a day in the gym and then 3 hours a day reading Tesla's books, electro-magnetism, and practicing diy in a cuckshe- villain garage. You are good to go then.

Amen

Rocket has suffered. Rocket has known loss. Rocket can't even have sex with other racoons.

What profession would work for a creature like women that is capable of twisting reality beyond all recognizable truth and then presenting that interpretation to others as if they should respect it as fact? Where in the fuck is she getting the idea "women who like the MCU aren't accepted!" I feel like I'm going to have an aneurysm trying to process her perspective.

kek

>Rocket can't even have sex with other racoons.
nani the fuck?

Because being a faggot isn't a personality

And that's a good thing.

>99%
Now that's a bit much.

Black Widow and Gamora were trash early on but became characters as the series progressed... only to be killed off unceremoniously.

Nebula's cool too, so are Mantis and Scarlet Witch.

It's really just Captain Marvel and Wasp that have the "I am a tough woman with no discernible emotions" thing going on at this point (though as I mentioned, Widow and Gamora were like that early on).

>be Rocket
>the only available mates are your species and they are all frothing mental retards who shit where they eat
I think Rocket is the only nerd in the Universe who has merit in stating that he can't fuck something because he is too intelligent for it.

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He is but he is doing it ironically.

what went wrong in someone's life up to the point where they decided it was a good idea to write an article like that, presumably without irony

Why do women have this idea that learning about something you supposedly love is a chore?

If you liked X thing, then you should know a lot about it because it is interesting to learn

>LGBTQ+
At most LG is acceptable but where the fuck do the alphabets even come from and why. What the fuck?

poetic

how does being intelligent stop him fucking raccoons? it does the opposite of that in making it a lot easier. he can have as many raccoon bitches as he wants.

It's the good old "talk about women and lgbtqwerty fags on the same page". Because women sure love being compared to fagits, it must be so enpowering.

How do we know Rocket isn't a fag actually

He shoved something up his ass in IW, and in Endgame Nebula tells past-Gamora that her only potential romantic interests were Quill and "the tree". Drax is out because he's obsessed with his dead wife, but what about Rocket? How is he any more or less valid than Groot?

it would be fucking kino if the first LGBTQQIAP2BRAP marvel character is a cartoon animal - just IMAGINE the response

Because unless you were a special kind of /d/eviant you wouldn't be able to get your dick up to something which you are overly conscious is the mental equivalent of a vegetable compared to yourself, you god damn degenerate. How many women did you rape in the coma clinic you fuck?

You are not wrong

>Captain Marvel gets asked why she can't help and she responds saying she is helping all the other planets because they don't have their own avengers.
>Somehow can still find time to her go to a hair stylist to give her a dyke haircut

Is based

Wanda was dusted, which character were you thinking of?

based and redpilled

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The gay guy from the survivors anonymous meeting.

the talking raccoon is also cuter than any MCU women.

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>Because unless you were a special kind of /d/eviant you wouldn't be able to get your dick up to something which you are overly conscious is the mental equivalent of a vegetable compared to yourself, you god damn degenerate
well, men do it

Please dont post my beautiful wife in these threads

>3 retweets
>16 likes
>1 comment
Nothing to see here fags

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Based and furpilled.

>female fan of superheroes
No such thing actually exists.

>Elektra film doesnt exist

>leishman
>it's a man's fault I'm acting like this
>themarysue

We live in a society that is influenced by people like this. I can already tell that getting out of MCU at Endgame was a good decision.

>getting worked into a shoot by a talking cgi animal

by god, she's fat

>the raccoon has an actual personality
This. All marvel females are bland and flawless

I want to fuck the raccoon.

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I take Raccoons and mice more seriously in real life than I do women, that's on the gang too.

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>Captain Marvel gets asked why she can't help and she responds saying she is helping all the other planets because they don't have their own avengers.

They literally did this
youtube.com/watch?v=J5k8ZQsZJpk

when they realize the amount of ticket they should buy to save face from the shitfest that Captain Marvel was

Modern comic books made it a recurring joke that Rocket and Groot are partners and 'they must have really wicked sex'. It's possible that it's the case, but the thing was never confirmed in a non humorous way.

>people who defend a mutant racoon are neo-nazis
This is a level of contradictory self-defeating mental retardation hard to topple.

>rachel leishman

oy vey

What's wrong with them?

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Imagine being an anglo in 2019 lmao

literally who talking about another literally who

This but unironically.

>NAZIS
Where are all these nazis? I only see niggers and muslims.

Nigga thats rape

Probably because that talking racoon doesn't have the personality and charisma of a fucking brick

I mean, you're not wrong.

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FPBP

No, that's called "dating down".

No no no, don't you see user? Nazis are now people who defend mutants and otherkin. Nazis are finally on the lawful side of history.

No one should be pandered to. If you want to feel special just because you're not a white man, then fuck off, go make yourself special by creating your own shit, and have a nice day.

>i hate that men made me do this

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Really makes me think knowing that I've never seen a single nazi in my entire life, but wherever I travel I see muslims absolutely everywhere.

>(((Leishman)))

>considering scifi/fantasy capeshit movies as an apropriate medium for sociological problems

nobody forbids a great female director to whip up a great movie with stellar female actresses funded by a female producer to promote equality

>and have a nice day.
You know full well that these people only write garbage like that because their every day is a reflection of their mentality and emotional maturity, anything but not nice.

>me, me, me, me
And she wonders why people don't take women serious

He's unironically more appealing and desirable as a mate than any of MCU girls.

Let's be honest.
I can see myself being in a relationship with Rocket.
I can't see myself being in a relationship with Captain Marvel.

Uhm. Yeah, no, sweetie. He doesn't identify as a raccoon. Maybe ask before you assume his species.

Oh, and try having sex for once.

This person's twitter is nothing but sub-30 likes screeching

What is it with women and niggers that the lead needs to be some blank self insert of them? I can enjoy a game/movie/book with a female lead just as much as a male lead if it is well written. Take the Alice games. Great games, never once was I bothered that I couldn't "identify" with Alice. If anything I would be offended at how badly these female characters have been written, without any flaws, total mary sues, just for these feminists to self insert as.

He is good with machines and guns.

>a talking is taken more seriously than Brie Larson
Fixed
MCU fans love Scarlet Johansson or Lizzie Olsen

Leash man kek. Nothing to see here just another oy vey doing what they do best.

>I can name all the female action movies without looking them up

maybe try looking them up though? Cause there's actually a fucking lot of them. If they have to be "comic book" action movies, then fuck you. They seriously make a handful every year and more and more each year. Women are doing better and better in film. STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM!

>Rachel Leishman
Everytime.

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>Leishman
Every time.

Th-this post is too lewd, a-user...

>(((Leishman)))

>Rachel Leishman

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>marvels lack of female representation
...what?

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Yeah I know

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>what are you doing?
>making the actual racists angry ;^)

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This dude gets it.

*specifically orc girls

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All bitches gotta do is start being positive contributors by creating their own stuff instead of being gender and cultural parasites who expect the evil man to carry them around like luggage and provide all roles for them.

At any rate what'll hurt the movie in week 2 isn't any female bullshit, but fat Thor pissing off women.

Have sex marvel soi baby

>Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to change him white. End of Story
Holy fucking shit

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based chibi

Only sex with the raccoon is worth it in this darned world.

You're not my type, sorry my homosexual friend

> Rachel

Because both him and his voice actor are based
Nobody likes brie/cm not even the cast or crew let alone mcu fans who for some fucking reason idolize her
/thread

>and its a good thing
>heres 15 reasons why

man what a sad fucking existence this artist has. guarantee that eugene is that dudes real name, and he wacked it to this. like, even if you’re ugly and autistic, is it really that hard to get out there and fuck on some little bar ho? so hard that you have to draw self inserts of you fucking fantasy characters. goddamn.

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Not only by Marvel fans either. I despise capeshit and the manchildren that support it but the racoon is not constantly adressing racoon politics or compaling about how he identifies as a squirrel or talking about the salary gap between racoons and other CGI species like dragons or dinosaurs.

Cry more fatty.

kek

It continues. It's amazing how they define themselves around what whites create.

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Awww shiet here we go agin
Who the fuck listens to the radio?
>men can banter with other men but not me because I know too much and don't have to be held to the same standards as a male mcu fan because I am female
>also muh lgbtiqqqbbq+ shit lumped in with her being female
?
Huh how is this not sexist as fuck towards men and women this bitch actually wants to divide the fanbase by genders and sexual deviance preferences instead of trying to unite it?
Let me start off by saying I hated endwar but liked infinity war.
Won't elaborate any further other than gaynigger reviewer summed it up perfectly
The fanbase is unironically worse than the films at the point I'd rather just wash my hands entirely

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This is what blows my mind. There's a dozen amazing female led and/or female directed movies each year, but they don't count because Disney isn't shoving them down my throat.

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One day I'll be able to enjoy a movie without any reminder of social issues...

Funny how nobody here is talking bout that.
Gotg3 had a chance of being decent if gunn gets to make the version he was promised but the meddling with end war and every movie afterwards is gonna be insane
Downward spiral

Why is hypocrisy something that only white people can see and care about?

>Iron Man only saves the world because of his daughter
>Cap gives up for a woman
>Hawkeye becomes a mass murder because he lost his daughter
>Ant-Man only worries about daughter and wife
>Thor has a mental breakdown and can only be helped by his mom or his female partner
>Black Widow is the only sane person
>Girl power scene
Yet we need MORE female empowerment

He's or she? is not even using "I made an error" as an excuse.... holy fuck niggers are dumb.

And that's a good thing!

>black man that can swim
Okay, aren't we getting a bit too bizarre even by cape standards?

yeah okay go find me a bar where orc girls hang out
retard

yeah the raccoon actually is a character and not a cardboard cutout used to push an agenda

Except everyone likes Scarlet Witch as much, if not more, than Rocket

>Female MCU characters may have the body of a woman but have the brains and personalities of racoons
You mean like all women?

>ywn have an inferiority complex about your love of a art subgenre aimed at children

feels good

Girl power scene was so strange because up to that point they all fought together. And gender didn't matter
Stuck out like a sore thumb

anywhere in atlanta

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>SJW art quality
>neo-Nazi art quality
I thought Nazis were supposed to be the ones losing.

>yet mcu made them ugly as fuck

you mean you don't like Scarlet Witch's homeless chic battle uniform?

Why do they act like talking animals is some wild thing this capesshit franchise came up with? People have loved talking animals their entire fucking lives.

A black man that swims is Aquaman's worse enemy.

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This retarded cunt doesn't understand why it's "innovative" and "boundaries pushing". I hate these retarded movies and I still get it. It's not about the talking racoon, it's about turning a comic that's generally described as niche (for comic book fans) into a blockbuster.

I love that this sort of cunt bitching about stupid shit is the exact reason people - men and women -- fine "female nerds" so fucking annoying.

Rocky is hella based

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oh hai!

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broke immersion so hard i felt like i was watching cpt marvel again

turns out splitting the available jobs reduces income across the board and causes pay-rates to stagnate when twice as many people are desperately vying for any dollar they can get, and willing to take a fraction of what the other person will.

thanks retards

White people are the only ones obsessing over childrens movies as a past time

This is written as if Rocket wasn't included as the comic relief funny talking animal in the already comic relief movie. He's literally in a movie with one of the best hand to hand fighters in the universe who is a woman. You literally can't please these fucking people and it sucks that these faggot writers keep trying to.

Not only that his self insert'd gf is gold digging and refuses to call him by name

They just had a female led film and a gay character in Endgame. What more does this bitch want?

Oh fuck u actually watched that? Looked terrible it's the only movie I skipped.
And agents of shield + whatever other TV shows they've done

>written by a women
top 10 things women will never stood

Probably because all the female characters aren't written or cast nearly as well as an alien rat voiced by Bradley Cooper and their achievements and victories are obvious shoehorned nonsense.

Niggers already are talking animals, friendo.

Because generally people have empathy towards animals

Not so much for women

>Female MCU characters
even this is a stretch for some them. spiderman has a better female body than some of the female MCU characters.

>even that nerddom is more universally accepted than a girl who likes the MCU
The normiest of normies, yet she still wants to claim oppression. Try being a female BvS fan and see how that works out for you.

It makes sense when you remember that Black Widow is the only one of these characters who lacks human emotions.

Is it me or are all female characters in MCU painfully generic and unlikeable so far

i gave it the benefit of a doubt and it gave me more cynicism than i ever wanted

They're right except for the Nazi shit.

I honestly don't understand why she's trying to be the universe's policeman?

Like...hey. Bitch. Remember earth? Your home planet? Yeah. We've been fucked over about every 2 years. Maybe stick around long enough to develop a personality and have some kids.

You don't put too much effort into bait

go swim

Honestly, I dropped out after the fucking abortion that Infinity War turned into.

Nice rabbit.

based

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I like Orc.

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No
I hate to say it but had they given black widow the ww treatment like dc did it would have been generic asf just like craptainmarvelel
Wasn't there one in the works and got canned? Red sparrow was basically a Natasha movie.

It's weird how 20-50 years ago there where decent power girl movies and tv shows but now it's all shit.
I won't state the obvious reasons why but what pisses me off is that original wonder women was based.
I just rewatched terminator 2 that was based.
Hell even fury road that this board still whales about constantly is a better gurly action movie than anything made recently especially by mcu/disney

based

>the only available mates are your species and they are all frothing mental retards
I can relate.

I'm pretty sure the talking raccoon wouldn't write retarded boring shit like that, so
talking raccoon: 1
women: 0

>its absolutely nothing at all to do with the explosion of the furry community post 2009 purge since attention is directed else where.

Hmmm i wonder...

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You can easily tell it's fake, because the richest guy in town is a black man.

no retard. he was talking about how /pol/tards will use this to their advantage to signal to people that everyone who are slightly left are batshit crazy. the fucking article didnt even show up if you search talking racoon on google, that's how much people give a shit about it outside of here.

Based and raccoonpilled

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Disney are never going to stop pushing this shit are they?

Fuck me yourself you coward

Based

It's fucking Maldraw aka Malaysian Mike, the cunt. He hangs round /pol/ waiting for threads like this then goes and tweets the thread back to the author of these shit articles ranting about Nazis.

>no retard. he was talking about how /pol/tards will use this to their advantage to signal to people that everyone who are slightly left are batshit crazy.
Why would /pol/tards bother if anyone who is slightly left is called an alt-right neo-nazi by the far left SJWs and feminists for not going the full way?
The answer is they don't, because sitting and letting far left retards show this level of madness while you are acting the quiet character is the stance currently being undertaken by everyone on the right. Keep calm and honk at the sights.

the talking raccoon is more of a character with flaws, fears, passion and dreams then all those generic marie sue female power fantasies

Came here to say this

Women aren’t encouraged to learn or strive for anything. The extent of their life experience is “spread legs get everything.” Feminists used to complain about the thousand years of Prince Charming type stuff, where being female is all that was necessary to get all your dreams fulfilled, but it seems they stopped once they collectively realized they were arguing for a harder life where only their merits mattered.

it gets boring after a while. Also it is the co decision to push this to attempt to capture multiple markets.

Personally I believe if DC could have captured the east/se market they would not have to change tone.
there is noting wrong with more representation but 95% of the time it is done wrong. i.e cap marvel compared to sarah connor.

>gay character in Endgame.
what?

Private Lobby Up
8/10

Rocket says he's not into girls, but it's unclear if it's not to be explicitly about human females.

fuck yes! Thank you for this. I love posting this image.

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Fixed

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i dont give a shit about the deranged article in the op it looks like bait that was written by a /pol/tard so he can shoehorn that shit on social media to prove how deranged leftists are complaining about shit that doesnt matter.
racoon is a charismatic character, hes well written and very memorable while the women in mcu are piles of forgettable garbage. why would anyone use him as a comparison of all the people?

this article is fucking bait or written by some retard.

The guy in cap's counseling group after the time skip.

There was a gay guy talking about his date in the support group Cap and Jim Starlin were in.

>the one black man who learns how to swim
>becomes the biggest threat to the water based super hero

Should check out Long Kiss Goodnight. Fucking fantastic movie about an ass-kicking woman

>males take male characters more seriously
Has anybody done a study on which types of characters women take more seriously?

>cait sith
>cu sith
be careful what you wish for

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Excellent

She begins attacking males in her first paragraph, proceeds to bitch about a fantasy film not mirroring reality and still wonders why she and her kind is hated. Sjw's can't die soon enough.

How long before Cooper is forced to apologize?

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Oh. Shit. Right. Though I bet they cut that scene for the china release.

Isn't it china that hates gays?

I thought the original comment was about a gay super-hero.

Disgusting.

>Thor still had heterochromatic eyes in EG

It's one of those small details that you don't really notice at first, but good on them.

Thanks senpai
Sexy gurls doing cute fighting is based.
Looks familiar I've probably seen it.

They don’t count because they didn’t make six billion dollars.

As that’s the complaint. Not that female lead/made movies don’t exist, but that they aren’t wildly successful. But at the same exact time, they, themselves, will not go to see these female lead/made movies in the theater.

Honestly hate the cyber-eye. Really wanted Thor to keep his patch, give him some character. Some gravitas.

Thor rocket and hawkeye where the only actors not chewing on the scenery or completely phoning it in.
The Fuck was going on with Evans rjd ruffalo and scarjo? The funeral scene was so bad I went and looked at my phone the first time through the entire movie