You know what he said? He's a crazy motherfucker's what he said

I don't know...

set aside two hours and watch this interrogation kino
youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI

I don't know.

i don't remember...

>potato quality
Yikes.

nah dude

I don't have time to waste watching a guy say "i don't know" instead of asking for a lawyer in the first 2 minutes.

no more video games zoomers

*leans back*
You sure did open your mouth for the tv people, stephen.

WHY DO YOU NEED ALL DOSE WEAPONS? YA MOLESTED AS A KID?

I brought this chair from home stephen, it's my fortnight chair, gonna be taking it back home tonight and playin it somore

gonna be nona that in prison stephen

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2 fucking hours???

For me? Its Jim Can't Swim

forced for around 5 months thus newfags now accept it as a meme

Imagine not finding this funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=KIroLgiCyP8

this is more interesting anyways

I don't know...
...

No more video games.

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The best part about that interview is that he could have stopped any time but he kept dogging hinself deeper.

It must suck not being able to enjoy the little things in life

still waiting on that Lee Rodarte confession

>i have a little handgun i use...for defense

kek

... Body?

BUT CANYA DO THIS STEPHEN?
STEPHEN! CAN YOU DO THIS?

this detective would turn all of Yea Forums into Stephen scared children

no sir i am a freeman of the land i am not compelled to continue with this unlawful interrogation

It's not unlawful if Stephen allows it and continues answering questions. Reminder to never talk to the police.

ON CONCRETE

>are you a big guy cause you've got a weapon?
Was Stepehen related to Bane?

Just don't say anything at all. They can't force you to speak.

just imagining that police would suspect of me doing something like that would scare me shitless even if I was innocent
just thinking about those forceful confessions and arresting the wrong person to close a case, can you imagine it happening to you?

Cops always do this psychological stuff to throw you off and confuse you and if you don't know what is going on, it can work.

You have to explicitly state that you plead the 5th amendment.

nope, ask any cop

the key is just to confess to a crime you couldnt have possibly done that way they think you're crazy and let you go

That's for court, no?

Kek

Yeah, I'd like to see them make me.

nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/when-how-invoke-your-right-silence.html

Staying silent without invoking the 5th amendment can be used against you.

>According to the Court, the prosecution can comment on the silence of a suspect who:
>stays silent without expressly invoking his Fifth Amendment rights.

AHHHHH STEPHEN HELP ME STEPHEN!!

No, they can twist the recording to make it sound you're admitting to the crime at hand. Just shut up you idiot, its not that hard. Cops can't gas you if you don't hand them the methane.

why don't people always shut up in interrogations if it's that easy?

they'd make you break and squeal chump.

lol yeah that will make you look better than McDaniel

Because they think they have it together better than they actually do and they will just answer a few questions and be allowed to leave.

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yeah just sit there staring them in the eyes like a sociopath then they'll definitely stop investigating you
you just say you are happy to comply but will require a lawyer then when you have a lawyer answer questions truthfully, succinctly and without embellishment

People do shut up all the time. You're seeing the bottom of the barrel nutjobs that actually spoke during interrogation instead of those that remained silent. Because what good would it do to show a 2 hour recording of a guy remaining silent?

this, they make you fear they know more than they do, or worse they know things you don't know about that can frame you for whatever reason

Why was he so obsessed with that girl? She wasn't even attractive, her face looked like a pear. Was it just because he was a lazy fuck and couldn't bother to find anyone that wasn't living literally next door to him?

that's right Stephen

YOUR
HAIR
WAS
THERE
STEPHEN

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Only to avoid contempt of court.
That's got nothing to do with talking to the cops.

The cop said she rejected him and it made him violent.

Yea Forums keeps posting the worst quality interrogation(audio on one side(

this is the best quality
youtube.com/watch?v=MapMOivWfFU

+ has the interview

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based

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what's this from?

you're wrong officer, I have all the hair in the world on my scalp

OH NO NO NO

I don't understand what was wrong with his newscast interrogation. Can anyone point out what mistakes he made?

>Cool as a cucumber
lmao

The most redpilled neighbor of all times.

Idk

>BODY???
>spends the reat of the interview rambling like a nervous raskolnikov lunatic

youtu.be/Xfg861hO-Ag

>looks you dead on says wife is pregnant

can you link it?

There are many techniques. Sometimes they will say something obviously false just to prey on your impulse to correct them. Once they get a foot in the door they employ many different tricks and before you know it you're talking to them.

he made himself the center of attention of something that happened that supposedly wasn't about him
he rambled about it too much, like he was too much invested in the case, he even had theories set up for everything
you wouldn't frame the guy for the interview, but it was more than enough to consider him a suspect

>starts out as "hey ok just talking to the press like a good citizen"
>gets told about the body being found
>his whole physiology changes
>slumps over and starts hyperventilating
>then agrees to talk to the press again and starts rambling for 10 minutes

Wrong.
>In a 2010 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court indicated that a suspect who is in custody, who has received the Miranda warning, and who says nothing in response hasn’t invoked the right to silence. To the Court, the suspect's silence doesn't invoke the Fifth Amendment rights—if, after remaining silent for a period of time, he provides a statement, that statement is likely admissible. (Berghuis v. Thompkins, 560 U.S. 370 (2010).)

>That’s pretty much what happened in the case the Supreme Court faced: The defendant didn’t say that he wanted to remain silent or that he wanted a lawyer; he instead remained largely quiet over the course of approximately three hours of questioning. He finally gave in and said something incriminating. The Court held that his statement was admissible.

If you have a brain you will plead the 5th. Interrogators are trained to get you to talk even if you don't want to.

they always slip into patterns of answering any question asked or talking way too much
you dont have to answer anything, and when they take the piss with questions like "you havent slept much have you?" you just dont respond - ideally because your lawyer (who you need) tells them to knock it off and stick to relevant questions

thanks

you won't regret it, its like a well done thriller movie.

>You wear the same underwear more than one day?
>Yes
>............ Why?

No, if you have a brain you remain shut.

Literally your example was about some dude that remained silent for 3 hours, but at 3:01, he said something and got fucked for it. He wasn't fucked because he didn't call his lawyer, he was fucked because he said something.

Just remain fucking silent.

>wearing the same underwear more than one day isn't normal
uh oh

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the kid is acting weird, why isn't he phased? Is he trying to get himself imprisoned?

is that case discussed here often? about to start it

whenever one of these threads show up that case gets posted, its pure kino.

Memes only become a meme if you accept it as a meme. Stop calling it a meme and it will stop.

Nobody wants to see you, nobody's coming to visit ya. So you can sit there with that dumb look on your face, but it's over. You enjoyed yourself and it's all over now.

>nah it aint over pigfucker, you want the rest of the bodies you gonna need me bitch

What part of "Interrogators are trained to get you to talk" did you not get? You're an organism. It's incredibly childish to think you are immune to manipulation.

Once a cop took me to the hospital because I was standing near the police station and I wouldn't tell him why. I was detained at the hospital for quite some time and wouldn't tell him why until I finally did because I just wanted to get out of there.

how long can they get you to stay in the interrogation room? that's a huge factor in getting you to speak

you're just a sorry piece of that don't give a fuck

>N-NO! YOU HAVE TO SPEAK!!!!
lmao you fucking pussy

a night, usually

8 hours?

Want some coffee, user?

t. would fold if anyone raised their voice at him
you ain't fooling us

>alright get me some friend chicken and ill tell you everything
>eat the fried chicken
>ask for a lawyer
easy game

I have been berated by my parents all my life, and have never said a word. I disdain human contact nor do I feel the need to socialize with other humans.

I would never, ever, talk. Friends sometimes have to hit me on the shoulder for me to answer them. Speaking is a waste of energy.

You sound like a fink.

You're a sociopath

Yes, I was clinically diagnosed as one.

what's a fink?

Staying silent is a bonehead move that can and will be used against you. You should be polite and answer any factual questions related to you such as your name, then clearly state that you want to speak to your/a lawyer. And it does have to be clear - being a smartass and just saying "lawyer" or something to that effect allows them to say that you never clearly asked for a lawyer, so they didn't have to provide you one.

legalcheek.com/2017/10/suspect-who-asked-for-a-lawyer-dog-did-not-receive-legal-advice-because-request-too-ambiguous/

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why is this a meme now like 8 years later

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>when he tells Stephen he only did this because he doesn't have a girlfriend and he will never get one
I would have cracked. Why do they always ghost me bros

what is this haircut called

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I dunno, what's a fink with you?

or you don't say a thing and everyone moves on

>Why do they always ghost me bros
Just be yourself

>being so afraid of incriminating yourself you literally dont speak
kek why

dunno?

You were clinically diagnosed as a dweeb

Imagine throwing away your life for this

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Eventually cops stop wasting their resources on you and release you, they can't hold you forever.
You don't even need a lawyer.

I hope you get to try your strategy out one day, user. No doubt the cops will be bamboozled by your brilliant mind.

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goteem

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