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Powerful.
>oops, we forgot to give her a personality
Short hair was a mistake. She was MUH DICK levels in IM2, pretty good in Winter Soldier, and after that the wall hit her like a truck.
thank you for getting my dick hard
Clearly hit The Wall around Civil War.
fuuck I just realised that mouth chin ratio and eye size are just like my ex
does that mean that I've had intercourse with a jewess? pls tell me thats not true
Iron Man 2 Scarjo > Civil War Scarjo > Winter Soldier Scarjo > Avengers 1 = Avengers 2 > Endgame Scarjo > Infinity War Scarlett
You have TEN SECONDS to give me 3 scenes where her character is important, or at the very least useful.
1) Loki interrogation scene
2) Stealing Vision's body from Ultron
3) Sacrificing herself for the Soul Stone
- saves Cap in Winter Soldier, teaching him how to blend in and vanish when whole SHIELD was looking for him
- pushed Banner into becoming Hulk again in Age of Ultron, which helped save the day
- fuckin Vormir
She wore a wig in IM2.
>at the end literally nobody gave two shit about her except for the 2 betas (Banner and Hawkeye) she flirted around before
>Stark got a furneral with everyone attending
>BW got.... 3 lines about her while people being sad or something
Hawkeye was based.
Even disney's jew propaganda can't even be bothered to pretend to give a fuck about women.
>lost his family so he turned into a chunni cosplaying as a ninja for no reason
>not beta
That's because she had a kid. Ide like to see you shit out a ball of flesh and still show up for work
what was her super power again?
having males do her jobs for her but still take credits
Thx
I think Ghost in the Shell is the last solid ScarJew.
Sauce?
She looked far better in Endgame, far far better than IW. What happened actually?
The Nanny Diaries
Now could someone make a compilation of her ass from each movie?
It's literally just the eyebrows. When everyone complained about her looking like complete shit in IW, I didn't get it at first cause to me she just looked like she'd dyed her hair. The fact she dyed her eyebrows too and she's using much less colorful makeup (which I guess fits with the character being a fugitive at that point) makes her face look pale and washed out as fuck. She looks like she's recovering from the flu or something, there's no color in her face. Just a really bad attempt from the make-up and styling department imo.
Her face is exactly matches the golden ratio.
That just means your ex is fabulous.
Winter Soldier ScarJo was the sluttiest. In appearance and demeanor both.
She had blonde hair and eyebrows in IW and they aged her like shit.
Her death scene was really fucking good. She was never as good as she could have been in films other than IM2 and Winter Soldier but her death was great
They change her hair so much I never know which character is her at the start of movies
Captain Marvel? yes I agree
Makes sense. She looked awfully old in IW and somehow back to younger age in Endgame.
Hulk threw a bench into a lake over her.
someone post her death scene
The scene at the start of 5 years later when she's crying and Cap walks in was the best executed serious scene in the movie
>Clearly hit The Wall around Civil War.
Has she, anonsan? Has she really?
It's over, friends.
You want to see a naked ScarJo in her prime, watch Under the Skin.
she helps take out guards in iron man with happy
the sun's getting real low
hulk throws a bench into the lake if he drops a taco
Her Prime is in The Island.
Seems about right, the only thing that's been consistent throughout the mcu has been ironman's beard.
MCU now
based joss
Is Loki in the movie?
Yes.
she looks like red skull LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>post-titty deflation Johanson
>never once had a convincing dye job for red hair
>somehow less characterization as the series goes on
4th panel is perfect bUT WHY DO THESE SKANKS AGE LIKE MIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK GOD DAMMIT.
You may choose three to live with you on your desert island.
Olsen, Atwell, Hershlag.
Scarlett, Olsen and Dennings.
>the power of Khazar genes
the dude has a bigger ass
DAW, Liv, McAdams, no contest
Jessica Jones, Lady Sif, Karen Page and Peggy Carter.
Had to go with 4.
Why is she allowing a white male to mansplain how to exercise to her?
olsen, portman, debicki
There should have been more scenes of that tone.
Holy shit
if I was him I would have done this movie for fucking free
Why did they give her that awful blonde hairstyle and dyed eyebrows in Infinity War?
Fuck man at least have it be long hair.
>tfw ywn fuck nebulas perfect augmented pussy in pure ecstasy while making out with gamora
F
Legit looking forward to her solo movie. If anything because it will probably be spy thriller with little CGI or quips like the Winter Soldier.
Olsen, Atwell, Klementieff
her prime is in home alone
Cate, Coby, science girl from agents of shield
based rocket raccoon
How sad is it that she peaked at her first appearance.
>no proxima midnight
GAAAYYYYYY
Age of Ultron was the exact moment she was born to be impregnated in.
Sif, Peggy, Science Asian from Ultron
I'll take 6, 7 and 8 please
based hershlag and litwack poster
The Ancient One - so that she can create a portal and get me out of their
Wasp - so that she can shrink and get the ball of earwax out of my ear that's been irritating me for months now
Mantis- because she's genuinely the most adorable character in the MCU and would be great company to have.
Only Wanda.
sif, atwell and the asian from ultron
Kat dennings, asian cutie from iron fist and rachel mcadams
WS Black Widow is by far the hottest Scarjo.
cap's titcow, the mantis chick, and obviously the olsen non-twin
How come they could save Gamora, but not Black Widow? Both were used for the soul stone.
The Gamora that's alive is from the past and came in with Thanos through the portal, that's why she doesn't remember Quill.
nigga
Gamora wasn't saved
woah
Sure, her death was a bit sad, but I didn't feel that much over it. Gamora dying was much sadder, especially since it helped showing what a great villain Thanos was. Black Widow's death felt a bit forced, as if she wanted to die. Or the actress wanted out. Everyone talks about Iron Man dying and Captain America retiring, but not many seem to care about Black Widow sacrificing herself. I don't expect her prequel movie to be a big hit.
Scarlet Witch, Nebula, that golden alien girl, Shuri, one of the Asian girls from your picture (just for the sake of having a token Asian girl) and Mantis. And yes, I know that's more than three, but fuck your rules nigga.
I don't think it's going to be a prequel. There might be flashbacks and shit, but child Gamora has set the precedent that the sacrificed aren't truly dead.
>umm sweety, women are equal to men and should be treated the same in the workforce
>ugh, how dare you not give women a special treatment?! they're childbearers!
>oops, we forgot to give her a movie
Fixed that for you
I'll pick the winter soldier version, thank you.
Mommy Hela
Blonde chick from The Punisher
And pic related whom I don't know
Honorable mentions include Potts, Debicki and Mantis retard.
For me, it's Widow, Lady Sif and Hela.
Nebula, Wanda, and whoever that blonde in the middle of the third row is
Look at her giant feet, gross bitch
Next time, shut the fuck up.
One Last Combat
>The Punisher
wait it was daredevil, she only appeared in punisher for a bit and ruined my opinion of her
Good night sweet princess...
that's just her white genes fren
Haha do you think he did anything with her body after she died haha just curious haha
She looks pretty hot here! That hair looks so smooth!
She looks like a porn star, and that is not a bad thing.
who's that?
i bet that mid belt was uncomfortable
Who, Red Skull? Maybe, she is Jewish.
colleen wing, ultron science lady, mantis
yeah i know
Lizzie, Peggy, Pom
when she gets her pussy destroyed by hulk
>She never got her own film
Was this the biggest mistake of the MCU?
she was helpful for my pp in all scenes
Lizzie/Scarlet Witch
Pom/Mantis
Scarlett/Black Widow
Are we bros or something?
One of the biggest. Yes.
Her and Elizabeth Olsen deserved their own movie.
Another mistake is Cpt Marvel instead of Adam Warlock
great character.
>when thor asks if she wants to try lift the hammer
>"thats not a question i need an answer for.." so humble.
I would choose the bald chick and have her teleport me off the island.
Okoye cannot do that, user
I only need the oriental woman 2nd row 5th column, who is that?
literally me desu
ScarJo in IM2 was next level hot, god damn, I miss that
Age of Ultron ScarJo > Avengers ScarJo > Iron Man 2 ScarJo >>>>> everything else
Helen Cho, from Age of Ultron
Thanks. Honestly the most beautiful woman from the mcu.
>The Island
>she looks like a porn star
Michael Bay's a genius.
She's a south koren actress. Name is Kim Soo-hyun / Claudia Kim
7,6,6,9,8,7,6,8,7,5,4,4,8,
5,3,2,10,6,6,5,1,6,7,8,10,3
10,2,3,6,5,6,8,7,1,8,6,3,5,
5,4,4,3,5,8,7,5,7,7,4,6,4
Helen Cho is the character, she was in AOU.
Goop and Ming Na Wen seem like they want dick 24/7, so those two.
And then Liz because she's so lovely.
imagine fucking mantis and cumming at the same time with her so she can put both of you in a feedback orgasm loop for an hour
Who's bottom row, 6th from left? She looks like a SLUT
Mud-honey from the Punisher. terrible character but fucking hot
Atwell
Spiderman's aunt
If I choose the robot lady from AoS can the desert island be in the matrix allowing us to perform elaborate sex acts which would be physically impossible in the real world? Like the kind of stuff weird hentai artists draw
>Atwell
>aunt May
You really love your mommy, right user? ;)
literally mommy
Atwell, Olsen, and Jewish tit cow
winter soldier still best version
she has a huge tattoo on her torso though
true based boy
gold giant
Denning
Cho
Like, a USDA inspection symbol or something artistic?
what personality do the males have?
every character in marvel is just quiplord
What is her personality ?
>Character grows and becomes a better person
>Dies immediately
Why is every film/show copy off the shitty Walking Dead formula
Remember in Age of Ultron where Joss Whedon tried to give her some personality by telling us how she had a mangled uterus?
Thank fucking god Joss didn't get his grubby goddamned hands on Nebula or Wasp.
>ScarJo will never be your mommy, even for one night
>She's a slut
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golden woman, agent carter, the brunette from shield
the scene where she does a quip about the huge allien thing not looking like a party
>That laugh
Brought a smile to my face. Imagine if Brie Larson had been sitting with them.
She is ugly and anyone who says otherwise is an easily manipulated sheep
Considering the will be a BE solo movie, nope
She passed the wall and made it to cool wine aunt who might /ss/ you territory. Based.
I really hope she doesn't start this "used tampon" hair trend
Portman, Atwell, McAdams
am i blind or is ghost missing?
what was her superpower?
plot armour, until written out
You're right, and that's a shame
Avengers was the only good MCU movie.
>Dat Soundgarden song
tfw u will never cure ghost. it hurts brehs.
Mantis ,hela and scarlet witch
>Kat Dennings
>Rachel McAdams (is that even her?)
>Brie Larson (to bully)
Winter soldier best Widow.
>Hawkeye
>Beta
Nein.
sif,peggy,mantis
i need to fap now .....
Definitely
I'm gonna miss her fat ass
So I take it they forgot she was in the hulk movie?
>Dick status: muh
Even after all these years.
Peggy Carter and it's not even close.
I'd rather fuck her trainer's ass desu
>Michael Bay's a genius.
the island was pg-13 and bay filmed a sex scene where she kept her underwear on. she begged him to at least let her take the bra off and bay said no.
Atwell is the only one I really need
But I guess if I had to round it out, Dennings and Pom, assuming Pom is her character and she can use her powers to give me and the two girls incredible orgasms for hours on end
>Peggy pegging Mantis on an endless dom/sub orgasm cycle
Wew
>said no.
More like Michael Gay
Why is she taking lessons from a white male? Shouldnt it be a woman or a minority?
That scene where they fight each other for the chance at suicide was beyond goofy.
The end fight being a ridiculous hot potato game with the gauntlet while all the side characters had plot armor against a massive army was also goofy.
You either have to accept it became a dumb comic book in the final movie of the saga or it just looks bad.
>no replies
I laughed, thanks user.
numbered
So again: 4, 17, 24
Maria Hill, Hela, Wasp
can i just have three 8's?
This is maybe one of the hardest decisions of my life
everyone is in the movie
Good riddance bitch
Did she die a virgin?
> Choosing asians
Pure betas
A5
B1
C1
easiest choice of my life
no
>picking a french-korean-russian girl is beta
Nebula Nebula and Nebula
wrong
Sif, Scarlet Witch, Portman
fuck off newshit
>hits the wall
>kills herself
all these pics look fucking awful. Did someone shit on the picture? Avengers 1 and endgmae blonde are best
based marisabro
who is 46
wait, she's fucking the white guy from weekend update?
prime black widow
2, 17, 20
>all dat back fat
>so hot...
5, 7, 7, 7, 8, 6, 5, 9, 6, 4, 4, 6, 8,
8, 7, 5, 9, 8, 6, 7, 4, 7, 6, 9, 8, 8,
9, 4, 6, 6, 5, 6, 5, 8, 3, 6, 5, 6, 7,
6, 6, 8, 6, 5, 8, 7, 7, 7, 5, 4, 8, 6
But she wasn’t?
hello fatto piggu
Aunt May, Hawkeyes Wife and Hela
i-i dont have a mommy fetish!
yeah. pete davidson is also fucking Kate beckinsake. it looks like if you’re a nerdy dude, going to snl can get you women way out of your league.
Patrician taste
She's from Agents of Shield
Aida three times. No question.
What a way to high-jack a thread in the best way
Captain Marvel, so she can fly me off the desert island
ROLLIN
what's this from?
I'm extremely proud of myself for not being able to recognize 90 percent of the characters on there.
But If I had to I'd go with:
ScarJo(Black widow)
Elizabeth Olsen(I can't seem to find her so I'm going with the wasp lady)
Blue evil space lady(I know she's pretty hot irl,I've watched that makeup video multiple times)
man i feel almost bad choosing just 3 favorites... but in the end its easy because i had them on other top tier lists for years and im a basic shitter 4, 20, 48
ROLLO!
>
Hayley Atwell, Marisa Tomei, Evangeline Lilly
bobbi morse, mockingbird
from agents of shield
played by adrianne palicki
aunt may, hope(wasp), scarjo
F
fuck its so hard to choose
That's a strange way of saying lost in translation.
Her prime is that Justin Timberlake music video she did.
How did she become attractive again?
What happened?
Did she bounce back from the wall?
only two asian women i can see
who is 39 and 45?
I hope they fix Carnage's wig like they did with hers.
Glenn Close, Renne Russo and Sigourney Weaver.
And Annette Bening even if she isn't there.
Pepper
Bald Lady
Hela
IM2 and Avengers were peak Black Widow
>Ide
Why are marvel shills literally retarded?
1 - Peggy all the way
2- Hela
3- Aunt May
Yeah, I'm into MILF
Honorable mentions :
1 - Sif
2- Black Widow
3 -Pepper
Still undefeated in the foot game
Where's the one with Favreau giving the thumbs up at the end?
Amy Pound, antenna girl and the cute oriental girl wearing a tanktop from the last row.
>scarlet bitch movie
No fucking thanks
Begon roastie
8
27
9
explain the giant "all my girls at" battle scene then
Short hair is ALWAYS a mistake on women.
Only fags and other wimminz like it.