Oh look...

Oh look, an actually entertaining and well-made blockbuster that can be enjoyed by non-manchildren with great actors and a highly political message.

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looks an endgame ripoff (poster)

looks like capeshit with a different flavor

>great actors
Delameme can't act at all, not even if her life depended on it.

I think he wasn't the best choice, but he isn't derailing the film either.

>Well-made
Right, that's why it was almost as big a colossal failure as Waterworld

i quite liked it

What I wonder is why one quirky sf movie can fail horrible while another does extremely well? It can't just be because familiar Marble brand name, right? Are these movies really that different?

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Delameme isss the female.

Is that how you say "massively disappointing garbage" in incel?

compare leading men and ask yourself why you’re an equivocating fuck

Her acting goes along perfectly with the flashy nature of the film.

This movie was terrible after the intro. I thought the interdimensional market was kinda neat. Then the movie gets fucking boring.
>whole subplot with slime-Rhianna that could have been cut entirely
>whole lot of just wandering around happening to bump into plot
>literally nobody especially Rhianna can act
>long as fuck for no reason
it's like a 4/10

It was well made but the two leads where colossal assholes too each other and everyone they interacted with the whole film.

>and a highly political message.
Why are you saying that like it's a good thing?

I can't get over how sterile these blockbuster posters have become

The Rihanna plot is a commentary on popular culture.

i thought it was a plot about the annoting talentless cunt being shoved down our throat for some reason

Because it is.

Activate your brain.

you mean driven by nepotism and devoid of effort or meaning? Agreed.

i cant tell if its ironic or if youre a moron
either way this movie sucks

Back to twitter with you, then.

ORLY?

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This is older, faggot.

Slime Rihanna was only there to say billionaire’s daughter was hot.

The main character was a slutty megadouche and DeHaan is a really unlikeable actor.
Eyebrow girl is a mediocre actress, but doesn't ruin the movie on her own. Her character, however, was a fucking retard for eventually succumbing to the slutty megadouche despite knowing full well she shouldn't and making it a point through the entire movie not to.
What the fuck was that whole mini plot with Rihanna and her character's faux-emotional "death"? Retarded.

If not for these things it would have been a huge movie. The overall plot was good, I really loved the intro sequence, and Clive Owen is always great, but the other stuff really brought it down.

>city of thousand planets

A planet is mucch bigger than a city, americans.

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The ending is so fucking stupid. Muh noble savages we gotta help them because it's good. Like fucking seriously? How is Valerian even close to a good guy when he fucking abandons the whole team of agents to a gruesome death on that market planet. So he helps these magic savage (but actually super smart xd) aliens but his own comrades, he leaves them to die.
Fuck Luc Besson and fuck this movie

it's a city created by the alien races of a thousand planets you autistic frogposter.

The main problem, besides the terrible leads, was how the writing was totally disjointed and completely unsalvageable. The main plot could have (should have) been about two factions at war both violating intergalactic warfare laws in order to achieve a strategic advantage over the other, with the not-Navi getting caught in the middle, but instead it was gibberish about a magic animal macguffin.

He starts as a douche but changes through the movie, which is the reason she accepts him.

And regarding Rihanna see

it was miscast so badly that it almost appeared intentional.

Both of them look so similar it looks like they could be brother and sister, giving the whole romance a fucked up incestuous vibe.

>Both of them look so similar it looks like they could be brother and sister
was the only interesting thing about their romance to begin with :^)