Going to see endgame tonight, i will attempt to blatantly bring one food item with me into the theater...

i'm not going to fight the employees to get it in if they try to stop me

An entire head of lettuce

Steak with mashed potatoes

A cantaloupe with your bare hands.

a grain of rice

frozen bananas, strawberries, blueberries and a good amount of kale. put all in pic related and blend throughout the movie

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reroll

What would be the smelliest thing OP could bring that actually counts as food?

reroll

smoked elk leg

reroll

You can easily put a tony stark dies in your bag!

chitlins

roll

durian

Why burgers do this? Why?!

a dry cured ham
youtube.com/watch?v=EP8pcRL7vbY

SPAGHETTI IN A GIANT FREEZER BAG WITH A BANANA INSIDE

A whole cheeze pizza, just for you.

a fruit salad but you must bring in each fruit separately and prepare it

sorry for ruining capeshit for you user

that european rotten fish that smells awful and comes in a can.

Crab legs

A can of sardines.

3 whole Lobsters

1 alive
1 dead/cooked
and 1 just hanging in there

Eat a bullet :^)

too bad that's not food and you wasted trips

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do it OP
you'll finish it faster if it comes out of a gun

A chad's dick

A can of beans

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BIG GUYS?

also rerolling for these

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A can of spam!

This

Popcorn

A zip-lock bag full of cooked spaghetti. Optionally bring a tupperware container full of sauce. Eat it as loudly as you can, especially during pivotal plot points.

Raw eggs

Durian. The big fat smelly one.

how about a nice can of catfood?

A full rack of ribs. Don't forget BBQ sauce and wetwipes.

A complete coconut and hammer that you will use to try and open it mid movie

i second this. nothing like taking a nice luke warm can of catfood along with your can opener and fork and tucking in while watching your favourite kino

fifty eggs

Reroll

...

A huge round of Limburger cheese

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A bag of raw onions.

Nobody cares if you bring food into a theater.

a gun

Jelly on a plate like pic related. Only eat it with your hands

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King Crab Legs, don't forget the butter.

Crab legs

feed on seed

5 lbs of Mostly Raw hamburger

Marmite and ploughman’s pickle on toast

Spit roasted pig

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Lobster Thermidor with those cute chef hats on the pincers or some shit

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A live chicken, to be slaughtered, butchered and cooked.

Eggs, sunnyside up

A rack of ribs

damn close

something from wakanda

bring bagel bites cooking in a small oven

Your own cum

A big can of chef boyardee ravioli

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This swedish fish do pungent that they need to open it underwater to reduce the stink.

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Nothing you cock sucker

A full KFC family meal

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homemade baked beans
hot and fresh

Liquid honey. Lots of it.
Nothing else just honey.

A can of deenz, some crackers and some dijon mustard

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Damn now i want some KFC

an entire bushel of apples

A single french fry, drowned in tabasco. With nothing to drink.

cake

An entire coconut cream pie

Crab legs

The biggest crab legs you can find

Cat food

A full watermelon

A raw fish, you have to clean it in the theatre too

Popcorn haha

potato

Crab legs

A can of beans

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

DO I WIN?

those are quads

Nice

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Not bad

i will respect the quads; crab legs it is. i'll make a separate post later if this thread dies before I see the movie (8 hours from now).

Based

Roll

Nice

Don't forget to leave a tip ;^)

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Why are niggers still posting we clearly have winner. user should eat a bullet for watching capeshit.

if he ruins others viewing pleasure by eating crab legs and we get pics then it's fine by me

That's gonna be a reroll from me, dawg

cheese fondue
bring your fondue set, your stinky cheese and your bread

some som tum
extra hot
there is no joke, I just love that stuff

1kg of rice, uncooked

several live crabs and a pot to boil them in

the rules state that you can roll for me to bring one food item, and a bullet is not food. have fun seething while i enjoy a movie with friends and crab legs

Canned oysters

A live turtle

You dress like a capeshit fan

A plate of home made chocolate chip cookies. Share with those around you.

Bull dick.

I brought a 20pc nuggies with me last night... was better than the movie

i'm wearing a hawaiian shirt today :)

General tso chicken

what's that white stuff?

please put the crab legs in a bucket of popcorn for at least one pic

seed

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Memes are real life!

i could try that

dis nigga eatin pineapple

Take some Lawry's and garlic butter and you can make a black bff.