Hey Yea Forums, I love you 3000

Honestly the most emotional moment of the franchise

>your dad loved cheeseburgers too

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Why don't they use the stones to bring him back

Some unspecified universal law. Banner also said that he didn't managed to bring back Natasha after trying. It's fine this way. I don't really like it when comics bring back a dead person after a great moment using an asspull.

Hahaha

She felt smart and cheeky for her age but I don't know about flirty.

Remember when we all thought he'd retire in peace after Iron Man 3?

this one got me

He could have transferred himself into a A.I.

I've never seen a single MCU movie.

Is this a good time to get into them?

>Proof tony stark has a heart...

Natasha was sacrificed to the soul stone or sth so it's ok.
Literally no reason that they couldn't snap again and revive everyone that was killed by purpleman and his CGI goons.

Watch Iron Man 1. If you don't like it, It's not really worth it. It's an alright time to get on. It's an okay franchise. Even the worst can be time killers on first viewing.

Dude, he's already in heaven with his 300 million dollars.

Hey manlet, thanks for ruining movie entertainment, shame that you didn't overdose to death.

Dude, that's unethical and weird.

Tiny stark lmao

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I love you too.

I teared up too. I hope that Tony is happy in the Soul Realm eating shawarmas with his dad and Natasha.

hey man it's not always great, but honestly, through all the shit that's been put out through the years, these two movies honestly were worth all the slog, even through some unfavorable parts (in the MCU as a whole)
if you are interested, you don't need to watch em all, so you just might wanna ask around
honestly I don't think it will get any better than this

Do you think inside he's glad that now he has time to do other movies that are not capeshit again?

The sad scenes all felt quite boring, but all the fun and clever scenes are the ones that got me teary eyed. Like Star Lord dancing without the music. Strange. Not a sentimental type of guy so the stuff intended to be sad just didn't mean shit to me.

I know this was a reference but it felt out of place and didn't get me emotionally at all. Like her fucking dad just died and Happy's talking about getting her a cheeseburger? Just felt weird.

That comment from Happy hit me HARD in the feels, man.

Doesn't the Soul Stone have the power to bring dead people back to life like the Dragon Balls?

There are only 3 good MCU movies

Iron Man 1
Winter Soldier
Thor Ragnarok (which takes a huge shit on the awful Guardians movies since it uses the same formula but way better and managed to be funny instead of annoying and dumb)

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But the plot of Thor 3 was shit - too many plot holes. Also, it completely diverged from GotG. It didn't use bathos as a crutch, it was far more sincere.

>I am Iron Man

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>Hates GOTG
have sex, Sneedposter

He's irreplaceable. How are they gonna hold this franchise together without him?

F

unethical how? what ethics say a man cannot try to offload his mind into a machine?

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It happened tho in the comics

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Watch Iron Man 1, Avengers 1, Guardians of the Galaxy 1, Captain America Winter Soldier and Civil War, Thor: Ragnarok, Avengers Infinity War, and Endgame. Those movies will get you caught up. The rest are varying degrees of entertaining, but not really necessary.

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Black Widow's sacrifice was the only scene that made me hold back a little, the rest was just clear milking at that point.

Not even capeshit fan. Literally laughed when it happened. They just shaved $200m+ off their next film's grossing.

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I love you too you magnificent cunt

Happy has been a kind of oaf the entire franchise so him trying to connect to a little kid about her dad was a cute moment. Happy's not the kind of guy to deliver a deep heartfelt poem about someone.

Happy was Tony Stark's heart all along.

>smart black girl named Riri inherits Stark's legacy

God Marvel comics are a dumpster fire. If there was ever a time I considered reading them, that time is now dead and gone.

This is a good time since there's a change of the guard going on.

Anything past 2010 is worthless, with the exception of some Punisher plots

>Thor Ragnarok
that's the fucking worst (although i haven't seen all capeshit movies out there)
its just full of shitty jokes

Why is a Black girl Queen of the Asgardians(?)?

Why the fuck do they feel so compelled to multiculturalize Nordic mythology?

Fuck it pisses me off.

Such a dumb thing to be pissed about

Shes only the queen of a fishing village, big deal.

>I base my value as a person on a history I had no part in that contributes nothing to modern society anymore

blooblooobloo natzeee

F.

>He's irreplaceable.

I completely agree with you, he's irreplaceable.

>How are they gonna hold this franchise together without him?

They won't, the MCU is gonna go woke and broke in the next decade.

Stop appropriating European mythology you little marvelcucks.

lul implying I enjoy capeshit, I can dislike marvel movies and white supremacists as well.

gunna dedicate my life to helping people and u cant stop me fag (I can say that one cuz im gay xdd)

yea this shit happens to me as well
weird

>be me
>always was team Cap
>Tony dies
>feelsterribleman.bmp
I cared more about him than I thought...

Has a celebrity ever un-justed himself as much as RDJ?

and that's why a white guy can be king of wakanda

His daughter will be the new tony stark.

They will not stop this, until the whole cast ist female or black.

god dammit I was 9 when iron man came out, now im 20
his death fucking hurt and now I just feel empty

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She's literally the only notable Asgardian left in the entire MCU. If Thor just up and left with the Guardians you'd be shitposting
>he just left Asgard when they need a ruler

>Only character to develop in a memorable way
>Kill him off
What did they mean by this

lost

I'd be okay with her following in his legacy. It's better than Riri or some unrelated Nigress.
Spiderman looks like he'll be Ton'ys inheritor though based on the fact he's still working with the Stark estate in FFH.

>Everyone laughing at people crying over capeshit
>Zoom zooms go see the movie Friday night
>Now the board is unironically sad over it.

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Jesus Christ Favreau, they're just cheeseburgers.

We can tell you're gay.

My sister is in the same situation. She grew up with those heroes. She's davastated

Guardians is OBJECTIVELY one of the better movies you contrarian ledditor.

Some kid started saying "this nigga dead bruh" right before he did the snap and was laughing obnoxiously.
The most irritating part is that I'm from Eastern Europe and we don't even use terms like nigga or bruh or whatever hokey pokey Americana shit you can think of.
It was incredibly cringe and ruined my immersion.

He's in his 50s. He can't play that character forever.

I'm sorry to hear that I was actually lucky enough to be in a theater full of respectful people. Sucks it can't always be like that.

I don't remember Prof. Hulk saying he tried to bring people back. Is this true?

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>I'm sorry to hear that I was actually lucky enough to be in a theater full of respectful people.

I was in a theater full of respectful people too.

>Sucks it can't always be like that.

I completely agree with you.

>Moan about minorities pulling the "appropriating" card
>Do it yourself

You're just as bad as them then

>Thor Ragnarok
this is bait

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He's been pretty profilic during his capeshit stint, and arguably, he owes his comeback to capeshit.

>improv

>His daughter will be the new tony stark.
>Iron Pussy

It is

>watching IW in rural America
>snap
>in the Soul whatever
>Thanos isn't wearing the gauntlet
>some old guy in front of me says, loudly, "where's your bracelet dumbass"

Why no bra-on-head scene? I feel cheated.

I love you too, you've just killed the MCU by not appearing in any of their movies after endgay. I can't even hate you, you went in blackface and Iron Man 1 was cool.

It's not worth it.

RIP my dog TONEY STARK

As cynical as i get about the MCU, Endgame really did cap it all off well. I'm pretty happy with how everything played out desu. A lot of the MCU is grey sludge, but the bright spots really do standout, and Endgame was one of them

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>not I love you 3001
What a wasted opprotunity

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This. He deserved better.

They won't. Marvel movies will limp along for the next few years seeing ever decreasing returns and increasing fan animosity until they decide it's not profitable anymore. At that point they'll wait 10-15 years then reboot.

They also shaved the same amount off the cost considering rdj's salary and cut of the profits deals.

I agree with you.

Yes it's called being a pedo, go see a therapist. I did get a bit uncomfortable seeing only him interact with the kid, probably because he used to be a womaniser so seen him as a dad was odd, but cute.

She was fucking funny though.

Yes, he definitely deserved better.

They'll do a hard reboot (or at least a soft reboot) within 5 years.

Most of the zoomer mutts on here won’t understand why this trigger white people. Imagine if Wakanda get Brad Pitt as their new king. The chimp out would be legendary.

It's the worst pain: of the time that is gone and never to be lived again.

>not saying grilled cheese

Fuck this trash flick.

>Someone suggests Happy make Morgan a grilled cheese instead of a burger.
Which one of you faggots was it? Go on, spit it out.

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I wonder how serious actors feel about roles like this. They all want to make money but I know creatively capeshit movies are probably killing them inside. I wish I could stand being in front of a camera. I want some of that money lol

>Strong female heroes team up in a single shot to beat big mean Thanos
Already gone woke

I liked him but it was kind of ridiculous how they tried to make him look taller in every scene. Like he was talking to Cap or Thor, and RDJ would stand closer to the camera to appear as tall as them. It really took me out every time he was talking to them.

How the hell do you see a little girl as flirty? What is wrong with you? It was pure daddy-daughter interaction

Nah, you right. She was flirting with that fat guy at the end when she said she wanted burgers. Burgers is slang for "thick hard cocks". The fat guy replied with, "I'll give your all the burgers you want, kid."

What this guy said.

>complaining about nordic mythology in a movie that features black widow as a hero and the hulk.

I didn't see the movie what the fuck does "I love you 3000" mean

At the penultimate battle he and thanos were locked in the quantum realm for 3000 years before being brought back. While being sworn enemies, Tonys last words to thanos were "hey big guy, I love you 3000" before thanos was dusted and Tony succumbed to his wounds

I thought his hands were little jewish stars.
Fucking /pol/

She steals equipment from her college to build her Ironman suit lmao. So much for marvel being woke.

>tfw

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Valkyrie bitch should never have existed, Lady Sif could have done practically the same thing for Ragnarok and Endgame.

Tony's daughter. That's apparently her name

Your never really dead when a time travel plot exists.

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Maybe. Though she is still too young for that. On the other hand I really hope they use the boy from Iron Man 3 for something.

Stop trying to multiculturalize everything you anti white weirdo.

It's a reference to the song Year 3000 that plays during the credits.

You're a pedophile

the "strong female" march feels so out of nowhere and studio mandated

Captain Marvel not even reacting to Thanos' headbutt was worse. At least she gets knocked the fuck out with the power stone.

Don't act like anyone is gonna bother seeing that shit.

yeah man he should've said some long winded speech about love and loss to a 5 year old
fuck off

How much do you think he resents Peter and Cheeseburger girl?

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considering they're setting him up to be iron boy, not much

Thanks Iron Dude! I'll miss you.
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I guess its one of those things that'll only make sense in the context of the movie, I don't care to see it though.

Jamie Alexander wasn't available when they were shooting Ragnarok

Underrated

crazy how a completely improvized line basically led the mcu into what it became and it also happened to be the most important line in endgame

Literally who?

What does I love you 3000 mean? Is this a jewish expression?