/ALITA/

I think Alita found him as soon as she came down. Wherever he fell

Not enough

Get some sleep we'll still be here in the morning

Isn't that CA meetup today sometime?

why alita so hot cybernetic sex machine with nanotech vagene?

Barring holocaust tier anorexic girls.
Most will fail.

Good question sir

cringe

>Nanotech body adjusts bobs
>Doesn't make vagene

What does Jim mean by this?

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3 pm

Jim is pure

Checked and correct..

Just gonna leave this here

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Thanks user

>comfyhours kick off when I go to bed
>thread grinds to a halt when I wake up
cursed existence

Reposting the whole of Convalescence now that it's done and dusted. Hope you all have a pleasant Saturday.
>Part 1
pastebin.com/nKHLXjxF
>Part 2
pastebin.com/hwGzTx94
>Part 3
pastebin.com/syiV3eUs
>Part 4
pastebin.com/etDhU7FL
>Part 5
pastebin.com/DjesWnCE

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Yeah just about to start work, keep em /comf/

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i posted every art pic in the last comfy thread
now is sleepy time for me.
sorry fren.

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Not taking it any further? It's a hell of a story.

Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's big ol' peepers.

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Gods running man is so comfy, anyone got the alita recommended film list?

>You have nice eyes

Good morning, /ALITA/. Let's try to have a nice day with /ourgirl/ and our Alitafrens.

Also, /ALITA/'s been pretty quiet about the meet-up which makes me kind of sad.

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I can HIGHLY recommend Equilibrium

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Everyone is still alseep user

watch edward scissorhands, edward is very similar to alita

>What do those peepers taste like? May I likku?

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Thanks for list user! Yeah seen it, absolute dubsman kino

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ok, i'll download it now, thanks for suggestion

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Are we bunnyposting now?

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Sure why not!

Oh no it's hooker alita again..
how much for a hug?

hugs are free for 5 seconds

I'll take 20

20 seconds or 20 5 second hugs?

Pick the 20 man it's worth it

Ok 20 seconds of tight hugging.

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5 bucks please

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Wait you don't look like Alita

We underestimate Koyomi

Thats a weird stubby thumb it makes me uneasy...

hug now pleaseeeee

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>there are people who think opening a bra is difficult

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I want to see more of her in the sequel, but with long hair, not tied up in a bun.

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I stand behind the Koyomi being cute point

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No! Gross!

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SHE'S WINNING!

ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-best-movies-of-all-time

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when is the blu ray coming out so i can pirate this shit?

eat this satan

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Commence huggu

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Well I’m still sick so I’m not going

>Woodbury
>10 miles off Woodmarry

Nah I want a cyberhug get lost meatgirl

Just kidding! I’m going regardless
Wouldn’t miss it for all the oranges in the world
See you frens there

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Goodnight friends, Have fun at the meetup for me and my fellow ausfags okay?

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your guess is as good as ours at this point mate

cyberhug is 50 bucks per minute

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Well, my original intention was just to write a quick little thousand word story of injury and recovery, so I already blew the thing up well beyond those original parameters. There are certainly some ideas that cropped up along the way I'm interested in exploring further, but that would be a hell of a task and I want to give it some space for now. Who am I kidding? There's just way too much wonderful tragedy to be wrung from the Saku/Vela/Alita relationship alone.

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now those are some SERIOUS votes

Sleep well fren. I'm gonna hit the sack too soon

>How about kissu?

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Only Hugo gets the kissu, doppelgänger.

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If they follow the manga she'll have a minor role in film 2 and a major role in film 3. They might give her more to do in film 2 since she isn't a baby in the movies.

Regardless of where you go with it, the work is always anticipated.

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i would bang till i die

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excellent taste

50 bucks??
How about 50 for a 30 second hug and a kissu

honestly as long as you're not a dumb cunt the animals here leave you alone.
except magpies they're dickheads each and every one of them

ok

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that's pretty good

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Hell yeah gimme my kissu

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Its not Jim being pure. It's quits the opposite actually. It's some kind of a "not letting her piss" fetish Jim has. Kind of perverted when you think about it.

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The onslaught of the Legio Cybernetics is unstoppable.

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too bad she's got BRAIN PROBLEMS

How much for a cyberhand job?

OFFICIAL ALITA ACTS OF AFFECTION POWER RANKINGS FIRST REVISED

1. Kissu
>DESCENT INTO THE MORTAL REALM
2. Sukku
>POWER GAP
3. Huggu
4. Likku
>POWER CHASM
5. Squishu
6. Choku
>PAIN DIMENSION
7. Stabbu
8. Stompu
>MERCY UPON YE
XXXX
>AGONY POINT
XXXX
>JAMARCUS RUSSELL MEMORIAL THRESHOLD
666. Boop .666

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get that sukku shit out of here hug and squish belong far higher

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fuck it's good

Alita looks at you.

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many will try, all will fail.

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>You get to meet Alita for real.
>Ask her out on a date.
>Get friendzoned.

What do you do user?

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it's happening, they were talking about it yesterday and there's going to be even more people going than the last two times it seems.

>STOP

Alita friend - best friend.
I would be happy to know her.

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Only read like two anons post about it
How many are going?

There's nothing wrong with a platonic relationship with such a sweet and pure cyborg, so that would be fine with me

patirician answer

Kek. That's pretty cool.

so are we going to get photographer Koyomi in the future?

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>I ain't all that good at writing stuff.
>Still writes.
Koyomi I love you.

>boop

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youtube.com/watch?v=PuGOTIUVB7U

Where have all the good characters gone
And where are all the action hero?
Where's the Solar System Terminator
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a cyber knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at long Mars night I toss and I turn and I dream of what Mars need...
Mars need a hero!
Mars holding out for a hero what will bring dawn after a long night
Hero gotta be strong
And hero gotta be fast
And hero gotta be fresh from the fight!
Somewhere put an end to grimdark damned red planet,
Somewhere just beyond Mars, there's someone reaching back for Mars,
Racing on the wormhole and rising with the quark–gluon plasma heat,
Mars need a Ubermensch to sweep evil off feet!
Up where the Zalem meet the Jeru above,
Out where the Planck's constant creates the universe,
I could swear there is someone somewhere, that will save the disfigured by wars Mars...
Through the vacuum and billions of miles, and galactic radiation,
Through gravitational wells of planets, Jeru's traps and mighty enemies,
Mars can feel hero approach, like a nuclear fire in red sand...
Mars need a hero!

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thank you bonnie

>Where's the Solar System Terminator
She is sleeping.

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Why are Alita's eyes so big?

Daily reminder that McTeague saved little cyberpuppy.

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So she can see you better.

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Requesting cyberdoggo you have been visited pic please.

The easier to fall in love with her, my dear

To see every moment PAIN of being beaten.

So its easier to lick them during sex.

I wrote a sequel to Orange Juice because this scene wouldn't stop bugging me. And I really love shared showers. Probably don't show this one to your kids. I love you all lots.
pastebin.com/j7RvYNDb

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She's a martian. Less light -> bigger eyes.

She ran out of room for love in her heart so she needed bigger eyes to store it all

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this is the best answer

So she can see your tiny incel peepee and laugh.

gottem

Correct answer.

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good answer fren.

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based penis inspector

Most wholesome answer!

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Oh my

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Would you protect AR?

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Daily reminder that penis inspection day is canon in Gunnm.

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what are they inspecting for? I'll pass regardless because I'm very cool

Wholesome post.

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what the hell kishiro

THIS IS THREAD #428
THIS IS THREAD #428
THIS IS THREAD #428
THIS IS THREAD #428
THIS IS THREAD #428
THIS IS THREAD #428
THIS IS THREAD #428

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Just promise not to tell Ido.

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I'm constantly amazed nobody ever posts that pic before you. Salute, Todd.

Rip and Tear

B O O P

Where to download the fifth volume of the Martian Chronicles?

this was a good edit, user.

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Cyborg, too angry to die.

This is the perfect amount of comfy and lewd
We need more of this

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woah mama

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Get out of it

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You didn't disappoint user.

who is the glowy boy? what is a captain marvel? I don't understand.

What's this?

I think that's captain America based on the outfit. The glow and hairstyle is obviously a Dragonball rip-off.

Then this is bad cosplay.

Cpt. Super-Saiyan very odd choice for Marvel

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>Hello new bread! Be blessed by Hugo! Oh... Ima bit late...

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Stay safe, cyberpupper

There's always something kicking around my brain don't worry friend.

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Thanks for the bump friend

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Fuckin' a, man. You really toe that lewd line perfectly writefag.

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S T E A M Y

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getting hit with flashbacks of that super awkward interview with Hemsworth and Cheadle and Larson.

box office for Captain Marvel was good huh

Yes, even if perhaps a bit below projections. But I am a bit surprised that Shazam! looks like it won't make as much as Alita.

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I was so tempted to end it with Ido knocking the wall down in an 'FBI open up!' style but I figured I'd keep it serious. It's actually so hard to get this line right so I'm glad it works.
Steam was the working title for this one.

really? I thought Shazam did good enough to get a sequel greenlit like almost immediately?

captain marvel made morethan shazam and alita combined

alita challenge: mission accomplished
made more money than captain marvel desu

Shazam had a lower budget and the DC machine behind it.

>I was so tempted to end it with Ido knocking the wall down in an 'FBI open up!'
unironically would've been great.

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Well, the original Captain Marvel, anyway. I only know him as Captain Spakle-fingers.

I might do it for one that I put a little less work in to. Keep you guys on your toes.

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Jeepers creepers.

This guy didn't even like Alita. The whole "alitachallenge" for these people was all about staying home from Brie Larson's movie. If they had actually told their IRL friends to go see Alita, they might have actually made any sort of impact. But slacktivists gotta slack.
I remember going to protests about something completely unrelated to movies, and there we could count on at best 10%, maybe even 5% of the people who confirmed that they'd show up, to actually show up. "Attending" something on Normalbook as become a replacement for actually doing stuff.

Who is this

I don't even know who that is.

none of the #alitachallenge shit was pushed by fans. It was just more reactionary bullshit than ended up hurting us more than doing anything. Sick of that MRA article and people labelling us misogynist jerks who think Alita is some weird fantasy? Thank retards like this guy and James Woods for being absolute smoothbrains.

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Jack Posobiec. Some pundit/journalist who was pushing the #AlitaChallenge hashtag on Twitter. Totally ineffectual, as we predicted. The masses aren't on Twitter. If they'd actually gone on TV and radio, and talked about it among friends, they might have had some impact. But they just tweeted out a hashtag to annoy all the tasteless leftists on Twitter.

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Honestly, I don't think it harmed Alita in any way. The mainstream media had already deiced that it was "Her turn" (meaning Captain Marvel). I don't begrudge James Woods, but I do begrudge the people who talked it up and they stayed home from the theater.

Have this.

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and this

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This is SICK cutout!
Saved

Ah yes the worst part of voyager

>W-w-what is that thing...

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You must be new here to Yea Forums if you don't know Anzu.

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I'll agree that it ultimately it didn't hurt it as much as I was worrying it would when it began but it still associated us with reactionary takes. /Alita/ is amazingly somehow a place where people on the right and left manage to leave their politics at the door and it honestly might be my favorite thing about the general and it's just frustrating to get lumped in with people I disagree with (Woods) and be attacked by people ostensibly 'on my side' (supposed "leftists" who just spend their day whining about movies rather than anything substantial) when most other leftists actually don't give a shit about Alita or actually enjoy it. Anyway sorry for the rant I'm not upset or arguing with you user.

no way, that's Neelix.

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But it’s Berserker body’s Alita.

>That thing, it scares me...

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Does the subconscious not identify penises and vagenes as part of who you are? only bobs?

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Yeah but the laugh is worth it.

The main problem with that isn't Woods supporting a movie, it's the people doing the lumping. The only mainstream celebrity I can remember who supported Alita in any way publicly was Elon Musk - why did the rest stay silent? Is it because they're afraid of the hounds of Hell descending on them like they just descended Mark Hammill yesterday because he retweeted an innocent picture of the OG cast meeting in the sequels?

Yeah, they're out of control. I'm glad they're not involved with Alita.

Do pugs whisper these stories to him in a dream?

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>The only mainstream celebrity I can remember who supported Alita
I think the best celebrity shoutout we got was from Kojima honestly lol.

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Fortunately, political shit couldn't stay here.
Perhaps we are the only pure thread in TV.

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What the fuck was her problem?

Review: Captain Marvel sure is a movie.

He's such a cute boy.

it's why I like it here. It's a huge factor in why it's so consistently comfy. Also was this panel a reference to the hidden gun bunker in T2?
you can just feel the enthusiasm in his post hahaha

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>reference to the hidden gun bunker in T2?
Oh.
I never noticed it, but yes.
Keshiro is great.

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who else here rewatched Alita instead of spending money on Endgame?

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that's just the impression I got and Kishiro was a JC fan so I'm just assuming that was a subtle reference to it.

I watched it 16 times and I saw Shazam twice. Does that count?

Keshiro has a huge number of references and quotes in manga.

You still have Alita showings near you? Lucky. I still would have seen Endgame though. Probably go again. Dont hate.

I’d love to see /ourgirl/ more but she left me behind...

Haven't checked the general for a month. Anything new about a possible sequel?

Shazam was a lot better than i thought it was going to be.

I will not watch Alita again until the release of the bluray.
And I will go to the End game.
All the same, I have to say goodbye to Marvel.

>[A Soul Can't Be Cut intensifies]

nothing new but the official outlets have been reactivated and seem to be gauging audience interest. Which is increasing every day. Fallen Angel is all but confirmed.
yeah I went in expecting nothing but was pleasantly surprised by how fun it was.

Kishiro's website is quite comfy to sift through.
jajatom.moo.jp/E-top/frame.html

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>I went in expecting nothing
To me it seemed like it was different from the rest of all the other capeshit straight from the get-go. Didn't manage to see it but I would've loved to. Alita, on the other hand, was a movie I had zero expectations for, mostly because manga/anime adaptations made by Hollywood tend to be complete crap. I went to see it just because I had a free ticket and boy, was I blown away by how well Rob and Jim managed to adapt it.

>that 90s web design
god damn I love the japs for keeping that aesthetic alive

hey-o how's everybody doing today

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>*distant mad max noises*

Entitled female syndrome.

very cool cut out! Please do some more if you can, fren.
it is different and I was worried it would just be quippy, self-aware meta-humor like Deadpool. I enjoyed Deadpool but doing self aware humor is kind of a weak move and lazy. Shazam felt like Spider-Man honestly and seemed genuine. It wasn't making fun of the idea of superheroes or the tropes involved. The family was wholesome and, like Alita, a good example of showing diversity without making it a cheap, calculated exploitative thing for 'woke' points.

I want to cut out all the manga characters, but I don’t find time.

>working on a new story
>writefag gave us all the vapors again
>meetfrens gonna have a good time
>comfy Saturday

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doing comfy fren. Probably going to go on a bike ride and/or gym before coming back home for more comfyposting and models. It's a good Saturday.

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What program do you use? I had CS5 and I have a tablet but I only have GIMP 2 on my new computer

>tfw mommy will never teach me about the birds and the bees and show me how to do it

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It's nice where I'm at today maybe I'll do a bike ride too

Adobe Photoshop CC 2018

Seems like it'll be a comfy day for everyone
I hope the meetup is fun
The Colorado anons are meeting tomorrow, hopefully that goes well too

Pirated or bought
I know how to do cutouts and coloring so I want to get back into it and make some actual content

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I'd love to see this kind of pic with Wholesome Little Buddy and Froggo together.

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Well at least it isn't vivisection.

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>I've changed my ways
>I teach sex ed now and I'm very good at it

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gib cute Jenn NOW

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Ok one more pic of mommy

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Omw to Moreno Valley mall for the meet now (stopping by to a few places in between so heading off early)
I hope you meet anons actually show because it’s been really quiet regarding that lately

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Dark City JConn best JConn

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I want to hug that sad Alita until she looks like this Alita

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Alita wins another fan list ranking thing

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it'll be 3/3 user, don't worry.
the Alita Army is strong!

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STAY SAFE CYBERPUPPER
STAY SAFE CYBERPUPPER
STAY SAFE CYBERPUPPER
STAY SAFE CYBERPUPPER

>inb4 sudden list shenanigans
2000 negative votes incoming.

stay safe, cyberpupper

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When I saw the movie with my sister I pulled this up on my phone during the credits because she's a vet assistant and I knew she'd be sad

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>almost 50
>still hot as fuck
how does she do it

Actually it'll be fine for a while, that's like a 4.5:1 ratio and the rest of the list is like 7:3 at the most

Just went and downvoted

Women hit their second prime at 50

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She's banging the Vision
They click the jewels in their heads together when they do it

It makes almost no difference but I appreciate your dedication to being wrong

>I feel pretty safe now

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Only three are coming?

no, I mean 3/3 successful meetups. I think the first two had 5-6 people and this one should have the same crew and maybe a couple extras.

your dog a bug

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there's an elite club of women aging quite gracefully. JennConn is among them.

Oh great! A trilogy!
See you all there
I’m bringing a mask

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good digits at the moment

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props to the user posting fan art in the last thread

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Stay safe cyberpupper.

>Women hit their second prime at 50

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*cough*Natalie Portman*cough*

>I'll deal with it.

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is there a decent rip for this movie yet

no
Bluray is being delayed by copyright trolls

if you like a yellow tinted picture with Mandarin all over the place then yes there is.

Rosa is obviously on the list
She's only a year younger than ScarJo

> not posting the absolute best one
Marisa is the best auntfu

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Since when is Aunt May such a babe
Why do this to me

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Young Marisa would’ve also made a cute Alita
Look at that floofy hair and big eyes

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>33 years old
>looks like a 20 year old

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punche

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That reminds me...

Some day, /ALITA/!

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Tomboy girls are CUTE and unironically often hide the best curves under baggy clothes

>wake up
>open up /Alita/
>need food
>there's no real food in the house
>have a bag of gummy dragons and some mountain dew instead

Fight Club mode

>ywn pack the Star Force drinking...thing...with tannerite and use it to blow up an old broken box truck

What a disappointment

Rosa gots hips
are the gummy dragons spicy

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They are not, but they are at least quite fresh.

Rosa would be down for that I think

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Rosa's build is really quite similar to the berserker body

I hope for your sake they're not sugar free

Tannerite usage is pretty much my only real motivator to own property

just because the BLM doesn't like people using it on land

Yeah they both have serious legs

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Yes, her height is pretty close too, but I think the Berserker has proportionally longer legs than Rosa has.

12g sugars

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I want to... touch them pls stop me

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Well it's highly explosive and people are stupid so what do you expect

Yeah the berserker is slightly shorter with proportionally longer legs.

Fuck I haven't seen any sort of replica of the berserker IRL but I have a feeling it's basically my ideal female body type.

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Alita is not for lewd

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It's on the low end of what is possible with explosives, it's barely a step up from old-timey gunpowder barrel explosions

Lord help me I've having those thoughts again

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dat gap iss doe

So you heard that it's no longer playing in China?
Alitafans: Hold my oranges

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shit actual berserker is fridge mode compared to this

Yes but if fireworks are restricted on government land and those are made in a factory with safety standards and everything then they're not going to let you blow up some homemade explosives just anywhere

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How funny would it be if Zapan stole the berserker body but it didn't properly interface with his brainspace and stayed in the shape of Alita?

Who is this Micky Kuo

>tannerite
>homemade
wut

Also tannerite is more stable than most of the shit they put in fireworks, it's like a poor man's C4

I didn't think you could just buy tannerite but maybe I'm confusing it with thermite
Stupid sexy Zapan

You can literally pull it off the wall in a lot of gun stores, so you must be confusing it with something

Based Chinafrens

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This thread is comfy

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this is the worst thread I';ve ever seen on Yea Forums

You bet it is!

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I was pretty spooked when we only had 20 posts after an hour and a half but never bet against Alitafrens.

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Oh yeah?

Welcome to 4channel, newfren.

So... you're in a historic thread, Jerome. Be blessed by Arita!

Glad you could make it
We were getting worried you wouldn't show up

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But you have seen it

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Anyone have the webm of Alita hugging Ido where one of her fingers freaks out?

I love how all it takes is red face paint and anything can be an Alita meme

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Baking fresh bread, frens.

Wild guess: The theater's designated person responsible for the payment. It's not the name of the guy who posted the image.

Her IRL fingers do that.

Oh thank you I wasn't even paying attention
Glad I got that webm in before image limit

I don't know what people see wrong with it, she's just splaying her fingers.

Maybe it's the little finger on her left hand being splayed a bit more than what is natural. But it's a cyborg body - there's no reason why it wouldn't be able to do that.

...

Cвeжий хлeп

I think this is Taiwan
Name of ticket seller, says Google Translate